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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Merlin, Tokyo Mew Mew, Red Eye, Royal Pains, Psych, Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time, Wizards of Waverly Place, and Bleach.
Profile: 90s kid, Female, ENFJ, Scorpio
Animes: Naruto, Avatar, Inuyasha, Bleach, Death Note, Full Moon Wo Sagashite, D.N Angel, Skip Beat!, Absolute Boyfriend, Hikaru No Go, Buso Renkin, CardCaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, FMA, Tokyo Mew Mew/Mew Mew Power, Rurouni Kenshin, Ouran High School Host Club, Ghost Hunt, Pokemon, Aishiteruze Baby, Saint Dragon Girl, Vampire Knight, Boys over Flowers, C C C, Anti-Gravity Boy, Nodame Cantabile, Mars, Gokusen, Millenuim Snow (A thousand years of snow), School Rumble, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, etc etc
Cartoons: Martin Mystery, Totally Spies, Team galaxy, Jackie Chan Adventures, Danny Phantom, Avatar, Ben 10 (alien force), Braceface, 6Teen, Fairly Odd Parents, The Ultimate Book of Spells, American Dragon, Kim Possible, X-men Evolution etc etc
Shows: Charmed, Heroes, BBC's Merlin, BBC's Sherlock, Misfits, some Disney Channel shows (Lizzie McGuire, That's So Raven, Suite Life, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sonny With A Chance), some Nick shows (Ned's Declassified, Zoey 101, Unfabulous, Drake & Josh, Victorious), Don't Blame The Koalas, Ally Mcbeal, Relic Hunter, Smallville, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Mentalist, Warehouse 13, Full House (the Korean drama not the sitcom), Martial Law, Supernatural, My So-Called Life, f.r.i.e.n.d.s, Scrubs, Ugly Betty, Monk, Bones, The Middle, Malcolm in the Middle, My Family, My Hero, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I Dream Of Jeannie, The Simpsons, Legend of the seeker, Raising Hope, Hellcats, Arrow, My Lovely Kim Sam Soon (Korean drama), Vicar of Dibley, The Vampire Diaries, Numb3rs, Orphan Black, Being Erica, Royal Pains, Psych, Suits, Once Upon A Time, Jane By Design, White Collar, Common Law, Haven, Glee, Tru Calling, True Blood, 10 Things I Hate About You, Chuck, Emily Owens M.D., Heartstrings (Korean drama), Hawaii Five-O, House, Awkward, New Girl, Bad Education, Community, Grey's Anatomy, Pretty Little Liars, Shining Inheritance/Brilliant Legacy (Korean drama), One Tree Hill, Mad Men, Outnumbered, My Mad Fat Diary, Drop Dead Diva, Sleepy Hollow, The Librarians, The Carrie Diaries, About A Boy, The 100, Black Sails, Castle, Teen Wolf, Gossip Girl, Jane The Virgin, Breaking Bad, Empire, Prison Break, Outlander, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Telenovela (2016), Lucifer, 12 Monkeys, Surviving Jack, Enlisted, Desperate Housewives, Dark Oracle, The Listener, Dramaworld, Daredevil, Baby Daddy, Samantha Who, Hindsight, Frequency (as well as the awesome film!), Timeless, Riverdale, Emerald City, Franklin & Bash, etc...
As for reality TV, I don't tend to go for the trashy kind like Jershey Shore, I generally watch shows like Plain Jane, I Used To Be Fat, Extreme Loss Edition, Fat Families, Embarrassing Bodies, Strong (2016), etc
Films: Harry Potter, Just Like Heaven, Red Eye, A Walk to Remember, The Proposal, Police Academy Movies, Spiderman, Beauty and the Beast (and other Disney Classics), Meet the Robinsons, Indiana Jones, Chronicles of Narnia, anything with superheroes, all Hugh Jackman movies, Anastasia, Die Hard series, Swan Princess, Shrek series, and many many many more movies...*film buff alert*
Pairings: The list is here.
Games: Anything adventurous. Legend of Zelda, Mario, Crash Bandicoot and Banjo Kazooie games are some of my favourites.
Music: Literally anything worth listening to. I love all genres. Three Days Grace, Sum41 and 30 Seconds to Mars are my favourite bands.
Books: As a librarian I’ve come across many books and many authors and learnt that most of it…is formulaic crap. Seriously. But I don’t learn my lesson so here’s my goodreads page filled with cynical reviews. Mostly.
Authors: I never said I didn't have a favourite. I read and own anything that's Mhairi McFarlane.
Languages: Arabic is my mother tongue; went to Iranian school to read and write Farsi (unfortunately forgot most of it when I moved to England to learn English…but I will pick it up again! Mark my words!); currently practising Spanish, also know a lot of Japanese swearing haha
Aspirations: To create and produce television, ideally a dramedy with an element of fantasy.
What do I look for in fanfiction? Good characterisation, consistent plot, bonus if it's beta-read. I will gorge in anything time travel.
So...I hope you will enjoy my fanfictions and sorry if I take too long to update
STORIES ON HOLD:
It's A Very, Very Mad World
Of Murder, Mistrust and Pineapple
Wild and Wary
If It's Not The Fish That Kills You
Labyrinth Of A Soul (so changing the name)
Hear You Me
The Bittersweet Camaraderie
The Underhanded Raven
Meet the Parents
Daphne & Liam's Excellent Adventure
Where the Roses Deck
Age of Princesses, Pirate Ships and Seven Dwarve (updated when I'm inspired)
MOST LIKELY ABANDONED:
A New Journey Begins: Part 2
The Future Visit
Trail of consequences
Rule the World
Flash to the future (People still request for this. I'm sorry guys, I lost interest, not only in the fic, but the fandom itself. I'm very disappointed in where it headed, so I'm saved myself the heartbreak and kept my distance from the fandom. Also, all my Naruto fics are shit, why are you guys still reading?? XD)
An unspoken attraction (Forgot about the limited days on fanfic documents, so all chapters were deleted, couldn't be asked to continue)
STORIES I THOUGHT ABOUT WRITING BUT PROBABLY WILL NEVER GET TO:
The good ol' days - A Naruto high school setting fic AU. Help Naruto and the others survive Konoha High.
The Enemy's Portal - Charmed fic, set in Season 6. About Chris who ends up even further back in the past (to series 3).
Wizards of Waverly
Fun stuff I collected over the years...feel free to just hide it all!
Here are ten facts
Wow I can't
Wow I can't believe
Wow I can't believe you
Wow I can't believe you wasted
Wow I can't believe you wasted your
Wow I can't believe you wasted your time
Wow I can't believe you wasted your time reading
Wow I can't believe you wasted your time reading this!
As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!
Stupid questions are better than stupid mistakes.
This space is intentionally left blank.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
10 Commandements of a Teenager!
1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
2) thou shall not do drugz (you can break this one, it not that
3) thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)
4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger
5) thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more
6) thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7) thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8) thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9) thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz - just do it)
10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six sharpening my axe.
Use what talent you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.
WHAT IS A TEENAGER?
A teenager is….
…. a person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number
She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
The old believe everything, the middle-age suspect everything, the young know everything.
There are 2 ways to spread happiness; either be the light who shines it or the mirror who reflects it.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it's more likely to be female.
Answering Machine Messages
1) Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company,
2) Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like.
3) A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
When I first met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Being a full time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs...since the payment is pure love.
1. I’m not aging, I just need re-potting.
A goal without a plan is just a wish.
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
20 Useless facts:
In average a woman smiles more often than a man.
You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
There are more TV sets in the US than there are people in the UK.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
A cow farts about 600 litres of metangas every day. That is enough to fyll up 40 party ballons.
On average, a person laughs about 15 times each day.
More than six billion hot dogs are consumed annually in the US.
You breathe about ten million times a year.
Sweden was the first country in the world to keep population statistics.
There are 31,536,000 seconds in a year. If you attempted to count to stars in our galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
Drivers kill more deer than hunters.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
The ten most generous countries are all in Europe.
Sri Lanka has lowest divorce rate in the world - and the highest rate of female suicide.
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make the words good.
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says:
“No, it’s not that. Today is the worst day of my
When I left the building to my car, I found out it
I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the
Genuis is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.
What to say when someone is insulting you when you're right next to them:
"I'm sorry, I'm a bit deaf, I can't hear assholes."
"I'm sorry, I can't hear over the sound of how awesome I am."
We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is a decision.
An acquaintance is someone we know well enough to borrow from but not enough to lend to.
Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is waste cat
This is thirty cat
This is seconds cat
This is of cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass's cat
This is life cat
Now read the third word of every line.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Revenge is a wasteful thing; in the end, you hurt just as much as before and nothing has changed but that you have blood on your hands.
98 percent of those who like Tokyo Mew Mew only like it. If you are one of the 2 percent who are OBSESSED, copy and paste this into your profile.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
If you are a total hopeless and utter fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile.
8 outrageous facts:
1. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
2. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
3. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
4. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
5. Most lipstick contains fish scales!
6. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
7. In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.
8. In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
The voice actor of Bugs Bunny is actually allergic to carrots.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn’t expect to be paid back.
Never eat with your mouth full.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
Worry is like a rocking chair - it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Welcome to Hell. Here's your copy of Windows.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
I'm going to Live forever or Die trying...