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Joined 06-30-07, id: 1313742, Profile Updated: 04-06-17
Author has written 108 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X-overs, Final Fantasy IX, Wild Arms, Elder Scroll series, Fable, Harry Potter, Kick-Ass, Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, Batman, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy XV, and Pokémon.

Real Name: Micah Rodney

Sex: Male

Relationship Status: Married, one child.

Age: Old enough to know what death looks like.

Zodiac Sign: The only time the stars will control my destiny is when the sun explodes.

Weight: Too much for my height.

Height: Too short for my weight.

Blood Type: AB, wait why do you need to know? No I don't want to get in that bath tub full of ice, what are you on about? Is that a hacksaw?

Country of Origin: The United States, currently scouting emigration opportunities.

Religion: Agnostic Buddhist, or to put it another way, an indecisive prick.

Occupation: Night Auditor at a hotel. I try not to fall asleep. Sometimes I put numbers from one form into another form.


I began writing fanfiction as a young boy, starting with a novelization of Final Fantasy VII which was objectively terrible. I also wrote an FFX story about the Cactuar Village which was also objectively terrible. Since then I have written a substantial number of fics which range from terrible to actually pretty damn good (far more of the former than latter however).

Current Projects

Shinra Inc. And - The series that won't stay dead as I've tried to end it twice now. The individual stories are little humorous jabs at society and life in themselves but also share an interconnected mythos. I have currently written over 60 episodes for this series and there is also a website devoted to them (shinraincand) dot (webs) dot (com).

The Year of Eos - Temporary title for the overarching set of four stories I am writing. The first story Winter Camp is already completed and is a nature survival story with a lot of great tension and action, set in the world of Final Fantasy XV. The final chapter contains details on the upcoming pieces - Spring Rains, Summer Abroad, and Autumn Twilight.

The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion (novelization) - A very slow going behemoth I've been writing for some years now. The detailed retelling of the story has a massive cast of original characters (one for each race and story line). I add my own unique twists and turns to the story while still remaining essentially lore friendly.

Proudest Pieces

These are the stories I've completed that I recommend you look into.

Score - An FFIX retelling of The Monkey's Paw with some really dark and gruesome imagery and solid characters.

Limit Break - An FFVIII disaster story of survival in bitter environs, and a disaster that nearly destroys Balamb Garden.

SeeD - An FFVIII A/R fic that dictates what would have happened if the group wasn't saved from the D-District Prison until many years after Galbadia had already begun its conquest. Solid action thriller piece let down by a bit of a rushed ending.

Wanted - A Wild Arms III piece set up to be a "fifth chapter" to the game, which combines elements of nature thriller and epic conclusion.

Shinra Inc And Christmas - Part of the aforementioned Shinra Inc. And series but I honestly think this may be the best one I've ever written. A great holiday story with a ton of humor.


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Death is Part of the Process by Licoriceallsorts reviews
An epic re-telling combining Crisis Core and Before Crisis from the POV of the Turks. Stars Reno, Tseng, Rude, Cissnei, Zack, Aerith, Veld, Rufus, and all the BC Turks; cameo appearances by entire VII cast. Drama, Romance, Action, Comedy, and more.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 550,447 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Reno, Tseng
Retribution by Undeniable Mystique reviews
Haunted by a mysterious woman who stirs disturbing memories, she seeks to escape the truth. Being dropped in an unknown world full of sorcery and combat sure as hell isn't going to help. But it might turn out to be fun, right?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,619 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011
Dirge of Cerberus-Final Fantasy VII: Extended Version by Tashasaurous reviews
Novelization of Dirge of Cerberus, part remake of previous story "Where Are They". More details inside. Warning: Course of bad language from most characters. NOTE: Title briefly changed. (On Hiatus)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Cloud S., Vincent V., Reno, Shotgun
Threads Between Two Worlds by Anatherin reviews
What happens as the wall between worlds begins to shatter?When Zack finds himself thrown into the FFVI world when confronting Genesis in Banora after the Nibelheim incident,he'll meet new friends and make new enemies. Soon,however,events begin to spiral into a violent mess that none of our heroes expected...As canon as possible, considering the plot.Not completely Zack centered.
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,804 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012
Father and Son by Licoriceallsorts reviews
"If the boy's mother had lived, she would have taught them to understand each other." "Sometimes Rufus wonders if Dad wishes there were 'take backs' in life like bad card swaps." Young Rufus and his father sit up late discussing the blueprints for the Shinra building. Character study. Chapter 1 by Licoriceallsorts, Chapter 2 by Cameoamalthea.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2013 - President S., Rufus - Complete
Ripples in Time by ShivaVixen reviews
Time Travel AU. Second chances, Redemption, and a Gamble of faith. They've done the impossible before, this time it's all or nothing, and they plan on 'all'. Warning: Story will go into Psychological issues, violence, mild cursing and ocasional pseudo-science and mysticism.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,128 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Cloud S., Cid H., Vincent V., Rufus - Complete
The Balance and Contrast of Yin and Yang by Frozen Aura reviews
FF6 postgame. The Returners hope to advance the Kingdom of Figaro in the post-magic, post-Kefka world. But strangely-evolved monsters and a decaying ecology aren't so courteous. And the Empire's demise has left a power vacuum all over the southern continent. Heroism may even be questioned. First person narration, from both canon protagonists and OC's. Book one of two.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 430,113 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Oh, Coconuts! by Pen Against Sword reviews
Riku's just minding his own business when Rikku comes along. Oivay.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Riku, Rikku - Complete
Tseng's backstory by Licoriceallsorts reviews
What it says on the tin. An account of how he became a Turk and first got to know Aerith. A stand-alone part of something much larger that I'm working on. Rated T for language and some violence. I hope you enjoy it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Tseng, Aerith G. - Complete
Jealousy by S.Zix reviews
A letter to Cloud, from Sephiroth. Never written. Never delivered.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
To Be A Turk by GoldenShinyWireOfHope reviews
Embittered by the events of Crisis Core and the demands of ShinRa, Tseng struggles to come to terms with what it really means to be a Turk.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,828 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Tseng, Shuriken/Cissnei
Advent Children: Yet Another Parody by Undeniable Mystique reviews
Just a crack fic I wrote in the early hours of the morning. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
The Incredibly Random FF7 Story of DOOM! by CheshireCat o.Oo.O reviews
This has Cussing,Profanity, YAOI, Cloud bashing and some OOC involved. So as of right now it is T. Might move up to M later for severe cussing but I will see. See inside for more details.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007
If life is a game, then by IdesofMay reviews
A small musing on Rufus composed mostly of lines from AC roped together with literary duct tape and a tiny bit of original thought. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Rufus - Complete
Adventure, Friendship, PIZZAS! by RuneWriter007 reviews
My first fan fic! Hope you enjoy, be brutal tell me what i need to fix, and lemme know if i should make another chapter plz!
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
That Rose Paved Road by Counterfeiting Shakespeare reviews
Relm had long lost her desire to paint, still she could not refuse her muse who insited she drew the first meeting between Locke and Celes. How odd though, that the canvas was painted with a rose paved road...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
THE SUMMONER'S PARTY GETS AIM! by abbyjenna reviews
the sommoner's party gets AIM! what madness will happen?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2007
Sunshine and rain by Danena reviews
Rikku? The name instantly popped into his head. What was she doing out in the rain? He shook his head and chuckled. Typical Rikku. Well the only way to find out what she was doing was to ask her. RikkuGippal
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
Our First Kiss by Alice001 reviews
Cloud and Tifa's first kiss. Of course its CloTi! PLEASE R&R! slightly VincentYuffie
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
I'm Right Here by Casi Edii reviews
Tidus disappeared when Yuna was so young. Living with the guilt, she tries to live on. But as she starts to see a ghost of what could've been present day him, she decides to dig into her faded past. AU. R&R!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Yuna, Tidus
To Be With You by RedMisty14 reviews
[Response to KittyCatriona's Clorith Challenge] What if Cloud had taken Aerith's hand at the end of the game? [Multichapter Cloud x Aerith]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
Among the Fields by K-Jaye reviews
Aurikku. Just a very short one-shot. Very sweet! AU
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Final Fantasy 6: Thoughts at Sea by Daioujou reviews
Celes thinks while drifting along on her raft in the World of Ruin about her family, and the man that she loves.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Broken World by Person4 reviews
In the ruined world, Cid sits by Celes' bedside and waits. Just a quick ficlet.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Addiction by Woodster reviews
Oneshot. What happens when the Turks get their hands on a new video game?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Of Dreams and Paupu Fruit by Nentikobe reviews
A short story about Kairi's life after the events of the first game. Things aren't exactly easy for her, and she finds herself missing her friends more and more. Sweet and fluffy, just like a marshmallow.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
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Summer Abroad reviews
A continuation of the story left off in Spring Rains but still a self-contained (and more light-hearted) adventure. As the journey begins to wind down, Prompto tries to find "the perfect photo" to add to Noctis's scrapbook as a wedding gift. With some help from Coctura, Dino and Cindy he might pull it off, even if he winds up severely hurting himself. Mild Plot Spoilers .
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 13h - Published: 6/1
Shinra Inc And Fake News
S6E7 - Sequel to Shinra Inc. And Clickbait. Rufus takes his plan one step further but it fails. The real fake news is that this is a story worth reading!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Published: 7/23 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Clickbait
S6E6 - Rufus has a plan to win back his company from Reeve and you'll never guess how!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Published: 6/19 - Rufus, Scarlet - Complete
Spring Rains reviews
A continuation of the story Winter Camp, while remaining a self-contained adventure thriller. Sania and Dave enlist the help of the bros to deal with a monster that is flooding the Vesperpool. However the group finds themselves in dire straits and has to survive in the drowned wilderness while fending off monsters and even other hunters.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
The First Burial reviews
Based on my Nuzlocke run, Red experiences his first Pokemon death. Fleeing from a dystopian fate that awaits the corpse of his friend he seeks to give it a proper remembrance and suffers an existential crisis as a result.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31 - Red, Raticate/Ratta - Complete
Shinra Inc And Fanfiction reviews
S6E5 - Rufus decides to try and write a fanfiction of his favorite space adventure. Scarlet offers to beta read said fic. It goes about as well as you might imagine. Can't believe it took me 65 episodes to finally get around to this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/30
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII CANCELLED reviews
An incomplete novelization of Lightning Returns that covers the majority of Luxerion. Explanation for the sudden stop in the final chapter. Thank you for your support.
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,152 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Complete
Palmer's Open Letter To Spiritual-Sister reviews
Earlier today user Spiritual-Sister decided to post a long, meandering "review" of one of my stories which was in fact an unsolicited bit proselytizing. Maybe this was just an attempt to open a dialogue about religion, so Palmer chose to respond to tell SS about the glorious religion that he has belonged to for many years - The Church of Bob. Yes, I know this is petty.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27
Shinra Inc And Twitter reviews
S6E4 - It's about time I did an episode mocking Donald Trump and, in particular, his infamous mannerisms on Twitter. Couple of easter eggs in the episode too, for those paying attention. This short episode will hopefully entertain you while I prepare the next one. Sad. Note: Apparently Fanfiction has a problem with the "at" symbol. My apologies.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
Winter Camp reviews
Noctis, Gladiolus, Ignis and Prompto find themselves on the wrong side of a winter storm. Trapped in the wilderness, with a broken down Regalia, they are forced to survive the harsh climate until the storm passes. [No FFXV Plot Spoilers]
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Shinra Inc And KupoCon
Special - A special omake of the Shinra Inc. And series written specifically for the Record Keeper Log on display at KupoCon. Enjoy this little bit of off-the-wall self-effacing humor and sneak peak at how things went at The Big Pom on January 29th.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Published: 2/2 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Game Ethics reviews
S6E3 - Rufus is assigned to help the Shinra Inc. App Development program and has to come up with ways for them to make more money. This fic skewers MMO subscriptions, DLC, Season Passes, Premium Currency and Pre-Ordering. A little light-hearted catharsis for the modern blights of the gaming industry.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8 - Complete
I Have Twenty Minutes To Write A Christmas Story reviews
Let's see what JT can do when he is really pressed for time. Merry Christmas to all, and to all... crap I have to go like now.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Cults reviews
S6E02- Rufus, unable to adjust to his new life as an actual employee of Shinra Inc. seeks other means of making money that require less work. So naturally, he forms a cult.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion reviews
My novelization of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. The story features nine unique heroes and a storyteller one character from each race , each person tackling a different aspect of life in Cyrodiil, ensuring a very complete retelling of the game.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 8/17/2010
The Summer They Lost
Part of my Summer Extravaganza! An alternate reality one-shot about Sora, Kairi and Riku setting out on their voyage away from Destiny Islands. Sora reflects on his childhood as they make their way to the raft.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Complete
Star-Crossed
Part of my Summer Extravaganza! Dagger and Zidane try to go out for an evening date in Treno and Eiko and her army of moogles do their best to try and ruin it!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Complete
Shinra Inc And AR Games reviews
S6E1- Part of my Summer Extravaganza, announcing the triumphant return of my Shinra Inc. And series, now going into its Sixth Season. We start with a topic at the forefront of everybody's mind, a certain mobile game that has taken over the world. And what a better time than now to have Shinra try and get in on the action!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Complete
Irvine At The Beach reviews
Part of my Summer Extravaganza! This is a nod to my very old story "Irvine's Mind" where we see the events of FF8 through Irvine's perspective. Now we get to see him and all his pervy goodness at the beach! Enjoy!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Complete
Ink Magic
A silly crossover between Harry Potter and the tattoo-competition reality show Ink Masters. Just... just go with it, I was in a weird place when I wrote this. It's my wife's fault, lol.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Complete
In Stitches
Harley incurs the wrath of the Joker and as he plays out his revenge upon her, she reflects upon her status as merely a plaything to him - a toy for his amusement. Psychological study of both characters and their dysfunctional relationship, using bondage as metaphor. NSFW Content, be warned. TW: Abuse (Apologies if the dialogue seems stilted, I'm writing outside my comfort zone.)
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Last Dropoff reviews
A short but hopefully humorous little holiday moment with Reno, Elena and a deadline.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Shinra Inc And Downsizing reviews
S5E12- Shinra Inc. And is coming to an end. Thank you all for your support and enjoy this final episode.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Valentine's Day reviews
S5E11 - A bit late sure, but the Shinra Inc. staff struggles to find dates in time for Valentine's Day.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Complete
Stronger
Based on the prompt: "Write a fic based on a time you exploited game mechanics. Why would the characters do this?" from The Lifestream Forums. The exploit in particular is one I've used to visit the island of Mideel way earlier than intended with the Little Bronco. You can't get into the town of Mideel but can level up very fast fighting the enemies on the wastelands.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Complete
Christmas In The Garden reviews
My holiday offering for this year. I know I usually write Final Fantasy VII stuff, but that's eaten up my holiday every year, so this year I'm going back to one of my other favorite fandoms, Final Fantasy VIII. Witness the mayhem of a Secret Santa between the main characters (plus Seifer, Fujin and Raijin), gone horribly awry. Merry Christmas!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Thanksgiving
S5E10 - A short but sweet tale of Thanksgiving and how Rufus completely under reacts to learning the true story behind the holiday.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Dungeons & Dragons reviews
S5E9- During a blackout with nothing else to do, the staff of Shinra Inc plays a game of Dungeons and Dragons with Palmer as the Dungeon Master. Alcohol is involved.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Complete
Shinra Inc And The Hiring Process
S5E8- Rufus is responsible for helping Reeve and Geneva pick out a new legal team. However, he is unable to keep his personal opinions to himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Health Care reviews
S5E7- A new health care bill is passed which will put a financial strain on Shinra Inc. in the interest of promoting universal health care, and yet Rufus seems alarmingly upbeat about it. While he denies that he is up to anything, Reeve remains suspicious until finally all the pieces are put together at a conference room meeting.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Video Games reviews
S5E6 - Rufus holds a video game tournament on company time and money. The result is a battle of the sexes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Tifa L., Rufus, Reeve T., Scarlet - Complete
Shinra Inc And Christmas reviews
S5E5- Not only another Shinra Inc. episode, but the longest Shinra Inc ever written and my Christmas Story this year. Watch as Rufus struggles with trying to be nice, only to turn into a rhyming villain, see Palmer come to terms with his orientation, witness as Scarlet helps Hojo make a monster that knows how to love, and observe Cissnei deal with the holiday shopping blues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Complete
Shinra Inc And The NSA
S5E4- Oh yes, we're going there. In this episode Rufus sets up a spying telecom center complete with its own "Special Operations Division". This series takes a a brief return to its political comedy roots.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter Abridged
I tell the story of each Harry Potter in limerick form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2013
The Adventures of Spike and Mister E reviews
When my wife and I went to the premiere of Kick Ass 2, we dressed up as our own "superheroes". She was Spike and I Mister E. We decided to write a fanfiction together based on these characters since we liked them so much. Kinda campy, but hey, its a superhero story, a bit of camp is required. Warning, explicit language.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Omake reviews
A collection of three stories that were for several years exclusive to the Shinra Inc. And webpage. More new exclusive stories will be coming, so be sure to check out inraincand. (also great for catching up on episodes of the series!) Discover how Reeve and Rufus function as roommates, the Turks playing Slender, and a really poorly planned summer vacation.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Banks reviews
S5E3- Reno gets publicly shamed by his banking history and Rufus tries to open a savings account.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Reno, Rufus, Reeve T., Cissnei - Complete
Shinra Inc And Diets reviews
S5E2- Rufus has gained a bit of pudge since last season and decides he wants to get liposuction, but Reeve tries to talk him into doing the responsible thing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Reading reviews
(S5E1)- The Shinra Inc. Staff is back. When Reeve says the staff should enlighten themselves by starting to read books, they experience a rude awakening about the state of modern literature. Rated mature for a few somewhat adult moments.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Final Fantasy VII reviews
This is a novelization of the game. I take creative liberty with a few minor events, but otherwise my goal is for it to accurately represent the game. See my intro for further explanation and enjoy this novelization.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 140,473 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
SeeD reviews
The assassination failed, the Gardens were destroyed, and the world is two years into the rule of the Galbadian Empire. The prisoners, former members of the mercenary unit SeeD, must now complete the mission they set out to, or die trying.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,900 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Squall L., Edea K. - Complete
Shinra Inc And The Wedding reviews
S4E12- The third and final part of the Season 4 Finale. DevCom is gone, Shinra is saved and Elena and Tseng finally get married.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Complete
Shinra Inc And The Old Boss reviews
S4E11- The second part of the season 4 finale. While still in space, Rufus is visited by the ghost of his father. The two talk about the downfall of Shinra Inc. and his failure as a father figure. Meanwhile, Hojo has created two new monsters which he claims are for good... while maniacally laughing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - President S., Rufus - Complete
Shinra Inc And Space reviews
S4E10- Part one of the three part conclusion to Shinra Inc. And Season 4. The Shinra26 is finally getting launched! The only problem is Rufus wants to sabotage it. When Reeve tries to stop him they accidentally launch the rocket, blasting them and the launch crew into space early. Meanwhile, DevCom CFO Alan has plans for a whole space division which forces Scarlet to quit.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Relationships reviews
S4E9- Shinra Inc. is threatened with a lawsuit, plans are finalized for the Shinra 26 launching and two Turk couples come to a conclusion, one ending and one with a proposal.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Tseng, Elena - Complete
Shinra Inc And MMORPGs reviews
S4E8- Rufus begins playing an MMORPG and sets up a gold-farming operation. We also learn about his net naivety.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Rufus, Elena - Complete
The Boy Who Lived
AR Harry Potter Fic. Of course it was all happening inside his head, but why should that mean that it wasn't real?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Part-Time Jobs reviews
S4E7- Suggested by semag evol I, this is a story about how the Turks are making ends meet during these tough financial times... and Rude's questionable method of doing so.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Rude, Cissnei - Complete
Shinra Inc And Reunion
S4E6- The old cast of Shinra Inc. all gets together to celebrate the success of the Shinra 26 being ready to launch and the exciting news about Shinra possibly being revived. But the touchy subject arises; who will lead the new company? Rufus or Reeve?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Reeve T., Rufus - Complete
Shinra Inc And Cissnei reviews
S4E5- The plans for the new Mako Reactors are revealed, but a couple of obstacles stand in the way of its completion. Reno runs into an old flame.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Reno, Cissnei - Complete
Shinra Inc And Hippies reviews
S4E4- Rufus and Reeve work with Teresa and Bosker on developing a new form of energy, even though it means going to Boskers farm and forcing Rufus to deal with something he hates: Hippies.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Due Diligence reviews
S4E3- Reeve discusses the past dealings of the company as part of Due Diligence. That's right. I'm doing a clip show. And Rufus reveals the new hope for Shinra Inc, much to Reeve's discomfort.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Communism reviews
S4E2- With the merger with DevCom approaching, Midgar is on the verge of a switch to Communism, which causes DevCom to lower their offer. Now Reeve needs Rufus to stop the political tides from turning or else the merger may be halted.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Domino, Don Corneo - Complete
Shinra Inc and Alternative Energy reviews
S4E1- The first episode of Season 4. Reeve comes up with a possible way to save the company, but he'll need some help. Meanwhile, Mayor Bosker plans a change in Midgar politics and Palmer and Cid try to revive the Space Program.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Reeve T., Rufus - Complete
Shinra Inc And Bankruptcy reviews
S3E12- The season 3 finale! A bit shorter than my usual finales, but not really since I consider Amusements and Bankruptcy to be all one finale. The final hours of Shinra Inc. as we know it...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Reeve T., Rufus - Complete
Shinra Inc And Amusements reviews
S3E11- The second to last episode of the season. With the company in financical turmoil, Rufus plans a vacation for the Directorial staff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Reeve T., Rufus - Complete
Shinra Inc And Hackers reviews
S3E10- The Shinra website is hacked, and the members of Shinra Inc. are about as good as finding out whose behind it as they are at anything else. Includes an amazing ending that is CRUCIAL to understanding every other episode.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Cell Phones reviews
S3E9- Inspired by licoriceallsorts, Rufus and the gang compare their phones as Rufus comes up with a plan to monopolize not only electricity but cell phones service.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Rufus, Reeve T.
Shinra Inc And Walmart reviews
S3E8- Rufus goes on his weekly shopping trip and meets up with his coworkers, learning a bit more about their personal lives than he'd like.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Audition reviews
S3E8- Rufus holds auditions for his second-in-command. Do you really need more than that? The conclusion to the three-parter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Depression reviews
S3E6- Rufus deals with his depression and Reeve loses the respect of the staff. Stay tuned for Episode 7 for the end of this three-parter!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Pointless Achievements reviews
S3E5- Rufus finally hits a major milestone in his social life... but does it bring him the validation he's been seeking his whole life? The first episode to have a direct sequel planned. Be sure to stay tuned for Episode 6!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Halloween Hangover reviews
S3E4- Rufus throws a Halloween party on November 1st. Scarlet's costume raises some eyebrows and half the staff doesn't know how to cope.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Rufus, Scarlet - Complete
Shinra Inc And Homelessness reviews
S3E3- Rufus learns a lesson about treating the less fortunate with more consideration, and Reeve learns to be less trusting.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And DIY reviews
S3E2- Rufus demonstrates how he will devote hours of work to avoid doing work.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And The Desert Island reviews
S3E1- The first episode of Season 3! The staff gets stranded on a desert island due to some Hojo-related problems. Some of the staff reveal a little too much of themselves. Reeve snaps.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Rufus, Prof. Hojo - Complete
Ode To Barnum reviews
Fable II. A short comedic poetry piece about the untimely and unmourned death of one of the games most annoying characters. I didn't even mention the damned thesaurus... ugh.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Barnum - Complete
Bad Mojo
My entry for the GA Summer Fanfic Contest. A cheap crack fic about some bad ganja and the crazy dreams that ensue as a result.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Shinra Inc And Alcohol reviews
S2E12- The season finale of season 2. An experiment in fanfiction, complete with music, and the whol drinking experience. Get ready to see the absolute worst of the staff!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Tseng, Elena
Shinra Inc And The Gay reviews
S2E11- Rufus is convinced that he is catching "the gay" from one of his employees. An employee death match is halted by a single kiss.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Accountability reviews
S2E10- The underwater reactor in Junon erupts causing a massive disturbance to the ecosystem. President Shinra, of course, takes it like a man... a corporate man. ahem BP ahem ahem
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Cyber Stalking reviews
S2E9- Rufus gives an internet "friend" access to his MyFace account. He soon learns a lesson about the dangers of trust on the internet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Revenge reviews
S2E8- Rufus gets mugged, and we learn something about how he copes with his need for payback.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc and Benefits reviews
S2E7 The entirety of Shinra Tower going on strike forces Rufus to part with some of his most beloved- and confusing- perks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Marlene's Surprise reviews
During the Life Day festival, the celebration of the day Avalanche saved the world from Meteor, Marlene learns a lesson about growing up. So does Barret.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Barret W., Marlene W. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Trust reviews
S2E6- Rufus begins to question the loyalty of his staff, as his staff gains complete trust in his insanity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Netiquette reviews
S2E5- When Elena sends a saucy email to Tseng, Rufus decides its time to review company internet use, much to the humiliation of its employees.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Tseng, Elena - Complete
Shinra Inc And Hotels reviews
S2E4 Rufus treats his staff to a vacation and a stay at a luxury hotel. Can they cope with each other that long?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Heidegger, Palmer - Complete
Shinra Inc and Stress Management reviews
S2E3- Rufus can't deal with the stress at work, so Elena and Scarlet try to sell him on some New Age remedies.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Rufus, Scarlet - Complete
Shinra Inc And Time Theft reviews
Season 2, Episode 2 - When Rufus finds Heidegger slacking off, he decides to re-evaluate the company's Time Theft policy. But is it really just petty theft?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Rufus, Heidegger - Complete
Yes, It's Christmas Again
My christmas story for this year. One large story-line, told with shorter mini-story segments that take place in the form of dreams or parables. A journey about Rufus's self-discovery, and about how much he hates the holidays.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,646 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Rufus
Shinra Inc And Black Friday reviews
S2E1 The first new story for season 2 of Shinra Inc. And! Rather than have a Thanksgiving story, I've decided to focus on Shinra Inc dealing with the busiest shopping day of the year, and all the chaos that ensues due to the staffs stupidity.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc And Halloween reviews
A tad late, but this is the final Shinra Inc. And story for the first "season" if you will. I reccomend you read all the other Shinra Inc. stories first, as this story ties them all together and fills in all the loose ends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Rufus, Tseng - Complete
Shinra Inc and The Alien reviews
After a UFO crashes just outside Midgar, Rufus and the Shinra Inc. Staff are on location at the greatest scientific discovery of all time. Some handle it more gracefully than others...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Rufus - Complete
Shinra Inc and Energy Drinks reviews
Rufus decides to put a little bounce in his step with the help of liquid energy... unfortunately, this is very bad for the rest of the staff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Rufus, Reeve T. - Complete
Shinra Inc and Sex reviews
Jason Tandro is finally giving you what you want. A story that deals with the delicate gender issues and sexual tension that arises in the workplace.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Tseng, Elena - Complete
Shinra Inc and the Graveyard Shift reviews
To catch up with boring paperwork, Rufus forces his team to help out Reeve into an all-night party. But are they really cut out for this line of work?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Shinra Inc and The Ghost reviews
A spooky comedy about Shinra Inc.'s protocol for dealing with the supernatural.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Rufus, Palmer - Complete
Shinra Inc and Birthdays reviews
The planning for Tseng's birthday party gets derailed with Rufus Shinra's unorthodox cost-cutting solutions.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Rufus, Tseng - Complete
Shinra Inc And The Conference Call reviews
With the Shinra Inc. staff all over the world, Rufus discovers the power of webcam! This leads to unwanted revelations about his staff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rufus, Scarlet - Complete
Shinra Inc and Security reviews
After an attempt on President Shinra's life, Rufus calls a meeting about security. Too bad the other members of Shinra Inc. barely care.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Rufus, Prof. Hojo - Complete
Wanted reviews
After saving the world from the demons, Virginia Maxwell and her comrades will learn what it truly means to be a Drifter.
Wild Arms - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Shinra Inc and Global Warming reviews
I felt guilty about making fun of liberals with Shinra Goes Green, so I poked fun at the conservatives with Shinra Inc. and Global Warming. The staff of Shinra Inc. discuss a freak heat wave, only to have it open a can of worms.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Rufus, Prof. Hojo - Complete
Twelve Nights reviews
That's right. Jason Tandro is writing 12 short stories about the holidays, all rooted in his previous works. See intro for details.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Limit Break reviews
When the Garden crashes against rocks in the middle of the Trabian Ocean, how long before the disaster pushes the members of the Garden to their limits? With food running low and seemingly no hope of rescue, can the military institution maintain order?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Shinra Goes Green reviews
I had a crazy idea about how Shinra would act upon the concepts of “going green” that have been plaguing an equally evil corporation: The United States Government.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Rufus, Tseng - Complete
Score reviews
A magic dragon horn that can grant wishes brings about terrible misfortune to the members of Tantalus.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Zidane T., Ruby - Complete
The Wrench's Story reviews
Remember the wrench that fell in the Dollet Satellite Cinema? This story explains how that seemingly unimportant event caused every major event in Final Fantasy 8. 4 Chapters, 1 for each Disc.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
A Turkish Christmas Party reviews
A cheap short story I wrote in keeping with the commmercial sentimentality of the holiday season. Short and concise, the way I likes them said the fannovel writer XD . Merry Christmas!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Assignment
A story of Reno, doing his job in the most efficient way possible. He has to stop a dangerous criminal before Rocket Town pays the ultimate price.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,598 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Abyss reviews
The Sequel To The Secret Lives of Turks. As well as offering more detailed backstory's for the characters, it presents new challenges that they must face. To avoid confusion, it must be pointed out that these chapters do not take place together.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
Irvine's Mind reviews
Okay, so I've changed things a bit. This is now a collection of classic Irvine moments done from his POV. Even in the somber moments of the game, it's a comedy.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Irvine K. - Complete
The Secret Lives of Turks reviews
Reveals the dark sins and secret regrets of each member of the Turks. We get to see who they are off duty and the secrets they hide from even Shinra.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Final Fantasy Abridged reviews
A complete abridgement of every Final Fantasy from 4 to X2, including Dirge of Cerberus. It's obnoxious, slightly innapropriate and hilarious.
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Instant Message of Death reviews
Cloud tries to get a date in a chat room, but all the other members of AVALANCHE as well as Sephiroth himself, get in the way.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Highwind MD reviews
or The Idea So Bad, I Had To Pursue It. This is basically what House M.D. would be like with an FF7 cast. It's truly horrible, and the writing is pathetic, but I think it has some funny moments.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Cid H. - Complete
One More Round reviews
The life of a Turk is not an easy one. Starts out humorous and ends rather somber.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Day Off reviews
Reno, Rude, and Elena are Turks, dark agents of Shinra who do all of their dirty work. But today is different. Today is their day off. And come AVALANCHE, Don Corneo or their own boss, nothing will stop this group from enjoying their day in Wutai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Elena, Reno - Complete