Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Peter Pan, and Keeper of the Lost Cities.
Why hello random person who just happened to stumble upon my profile!
My name's Arrow, but as a guest I was known as Mrs. Moonlark! So wassup? How's life?
*crickets chirp in the background*
HEY GUYS! SORRY FOR BEING MIA FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS. I WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR A WHILE AND WILL NOT BE ANSWERING ANY PMS, REVIEWS, AND/OR MESSAGES OF ANY KIND. ALL STORIES WILL BE ON HIATUS. I WILL SADLY NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE AND POST THE WINNER OF THE POLL, WHICH WAS TRY ME. THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO HAD VOTED.
STAY SAFE AND GOD BLESS! :)
Welcome welcome welcome hi hello hey there take a seat and listen up.
I hope you're all doing alright, but not a lot of people have been because of the coronavirus(COVET-19). Social distancing has gotten very extreme as the virus has spread and schools, jobs, and large gatherings have been shut down.
Please pray for the people involved with this virus outbreak, we're all in this together. :)
So I really like Keeper of the Lost Cities, Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olumpus/ANYTHING BY RICK TROLL RIORDAN, and Harry Potter.
These are my babies. If you insult my fandoms, well...*says in uncanny undertone* I get to have some fun.
Some of my hobbies include acting, reading, sometimes writing, and photography. I'm also just started learning the guitar!
Randomness: I hate cereal. I have an abnormal obsession with dark chocolate. I love coffee. I have no love life(other than with coffee). I'm a stalker. Ummmm...that all I can think of for now. XD
Sing Me To Sleep: A Sophitz Oneshot : Not gonna spoil a lot of it. All I'm gonna say is that there is death. Lots of death. I originally didn't want for it to be Sophitz, because I am a Sokeefe shipper ALL the way. However, in spite of that, the tiny part of me that shipped Sophitz before we met Dex came out and took over my hand, and this happened. Because it was originally a Sokeefe fanfic, I'll probably do a Sokeefe version. Just keep and eye out for that. ;)
General: I just had this big old burst of inspiration and was like "eh. what the heck?" Its a PJO fanfic, and I will try to be doing monthly updates(AT MINIMUM). If I finish a chapter early then I will post it.
Ok here's the summary: General Annabeth Chase has been running from the past all her life. She became the General of Minerva Facilities, a group that has taken over half New York. But when Annabeth finally comes face to face with her past, will she keep running? Or will she finally become the thing she hates the most? (Rated T because Im paranoid XD)
cHaPtEr 3 iS oUt bEcAuSE iM nOT gOiNg iNsAnE oF cORonA.
Lost Girl: Okay so this one's about our classic boy Peter Pan, and it's from the perspective of my very own character, Parker. Chapter 2 is in progress, and will hopefully be done soon.
Here's the summary: Parker has lived in Neverland all of her life with the Lost. But something about Peter is different. He's not the funny, go-lucky guy any more. And when he is kidnapped, Parker may be the only one who can save him.
Check it out!
[EDIT: VERY SLOW UPDATES FOR LOST GIRL. REVIEW AND I WILL HAVE MOTIVATION TO CONTINUE THE STORY.]
the monster inside: This is a very angsty poem about Annabeth Chase. It's definitely not the best, but i can't stop you from checking it out. :P
Q's and A's *most questions are taken from Cary Swirls profile*
What's your name?
Coppa: NO PERSONAL INFORMATION!
Fine. But I'll give you a hint. It sort of sounds like Arrow. That's why my friend calls me that. ;)
What do you look like?
Well, short brown hair(like really short. I like pixie cuts), bluish, greenish, grayish, eyes(they change colors. Its pretty cool), roundish face, 5'2, average weight.
How old are you?
I'm a teenager. A very moody one.
Guy or Girl?
IMMA LADY! WoAoOAoH IMMA LADY!
ok ill stop
Whats your Hogwarts House?
Favorite type of coffee?
Hmmm... I don't really have a favorite. As long as it's sweet. Like me! *smiles innocently*
Who are you?
A very dramatic and moody bookworm and theater geek.
Who's your favorite character?
SOKEEFE/PERCABETH because i can't choose
strangled gasp* WHAT!?!?! THAT IS LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY CHILDREN!!! I have four favorites, and they are listed above. (KOTLC, PJO, HOO, HP)
What are you reading now?
The Wingfeather Saga by Andrew Peterson. Andrew's doing a read aloud on Facebook and Youtube, so it's fun to listen to with my family. :)
Favorite tv show?
MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!! MARICHAT NEEEEEDS TO HAPPEN!!! OR ADRIENETTE!!!
I also like the Unlisted, Alexa & Katie, Greenhouse Acadamy, The Kicks, Just Add Magic, and uhhh...*checks brain* I don't have any more.
Green! Because in kotlc, its the color of life!
Favorite guilty pleasure?
Ooooh, um, eating chocolate and reading ff.
Favorite thing to do?
Where do you live?
La Florida! SUNSHINE FOR LIFE!
Who's your best friend?
Ella Llama(thats not her real name ;P)
Who's your worst enemy?
Satan and the evil Writers Block *hisses at it*
Are you religious?
Yes! I am a Christian. #Jesus'sgal So don't expect for there to be lots of swearing/smut(tho i do love a good lemon XD) in any of my stories.
Do you like potatoes?
Worst book you ever read?
A book on Pearl Harbor. I had to do it for a school project. It bored me to DEATH.
In one word, how would you describe coffee?
Funniest book character?
Kenji Kishimoto from the Shatter Me series. He's HILARIOUS(although sometimes inappropriate).
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Do you have any siblings?
Why yes! I have two younger brothers that annoy the CRAP out of me. But I do the same to them :p
Do you have any pets?
Yup. I have a dog. She's a dachshund(did i spell that right?) and she is VERY old. And she loves to snuggle.
Where do you go to school?
I'm HOMESCHOOOOOOOLED!!! CAN I GET WHOOP WHOOP FOR MY HOMESCHOOLERS?!?!
On a scale of one to ten, describe coffee.
What are you going to do now?
Probably school. Or im gonna read fanfiction. ;p
And Ill wrap it up right there!
AND NOW ITS TIME FOR SOME COPY AND PASTES!!!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
If you could easily finish one novel a day if they'd just give you the time to, copy this onto your profile. (Okay, not certain at all whether means "write" or "read", but it works for both anyway)
If you take pleasure in being weird, copy and past this onto your profile.
If your profile is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer!
If you hope that the coronavirus(COVET-19) disappears as suddenly as it came, copy and paste this in your profile.
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over The Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write for unicorns
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your Drive-through order is 'To Go'.
12. Sing along at the Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five Days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
19. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go.'
20. And the Final Way to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Post this on your profile!
While on the subject of insanity at work...
Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man.
"How do you think you will do that?" said the other one. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.
The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The second worker began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going?
"Home. I can't work in the dark."
Me: i like reading books because they're relaxing.
Me: *screams at book*
Me: *throws book against wall*
Me: *cries about characters for days on end*
Me: *pulls all-nighter to finish book and gets to school late*
Me: so relaxing
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie.
A 15-year-old girl holds hands with her 1-year-old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald but they don't know she has cancer. Put this in your profile if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot,bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight, freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, Gabby510, twilightobsessedOECD, Aceraptor123, Person95,therealmax, FaXnEsSisADDICTION(kelsey), LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, Just A million Rain Drops, Funnygina, RainonSaturn, Cynder2013, NarniaRoyalNavy123, RangerIthilwen, Ruby Silverstar, ArrowOfTheMoonlark
The many tips and facts of life...
When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!
Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.
Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned.
Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry.
Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies.
BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!
Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.
One does not simply walk into a shopping center. There is evil there that does not sleep.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.
Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.
I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder.
OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.
Why yes, I do randomly use British accents.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.
DEATH. Our nation's no.1 killer.
Stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!
Everything here is edible. Even I'm edible. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies. ~Willy Wonka
~from a very obsessed fangirls profile
THE 27 COMMANDMENTS OF FANFICTION
1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for spelling and grammar errors. The Fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for a reason.
2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.
3. Thou shalt not put Author's Notes in the middle of a story.
4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a story, unless the the characters are actually texting.
5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and one only, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.
6. Apply the above five to POV's as well.
7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing in your story. It probably is quite funny.
8. Thou shalt not use ,;, or :( to show the emotion exhibited by the character.
9. Thou shalt try to keep characters in character!
10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame
11. The Authors Note is not a spot for personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.
12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase 'first fic' in the summary.
13. Thy created characters must not have names exceeding five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name exceed five words in length.
14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story as a character- yes, we know that thy is in love with thyself but we don't need to read about how thy ends up with the main character.
15. If thou art writing a story that differs from the original plot line, thou shalt point it out in the beginning.
16. Thou shalt not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).
17. Thou shalt show not tell.
18. Thou shalt NEVER use the phrase 'I suck at summaries' in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.
19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.
20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word 'Okay', right. ' 'K' and 'Ok' are not acceptable compromises.
21. Thou shalt only use cliches when (a. thou art writing a parody and (b. find a new and interesting twist to make cliches bearable to thine readers.
22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers will be confused.
23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READERS AND THE FANFICTION GODS. THOU HAST AN ENTER KEY FOR A REASON.
24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.
25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the story. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.
26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.
27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.
My favorite song:
(A River Of Ink- now known as thesirensong -wrote this. i did not.)
JINGLE BELLS, VESPERA SMELLS
GISELA GO AWAY
EVERYONE'S HOT, BUT FITZ IS NOT
KEEFOSTER ALL THE WAY!!!
~from A River Of Inks profile.
~taken from lovekotlc's profile page
(Omg i literally read this and internally died. Its so sad and so true)
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons...
Eat them! Lemons are yummy! -noonesorange-StarsRShiney
Read Them! O.O -noonespurple-toxilev
Squirt the juice in your enemy's eye! -Kicon
MAKE FLYING MONKIES!! -Picklewars2
. . . use them to power your doomsday device and hold a few countries ransom, THEN use the resulting influx in cash to take over the world. -M. Burusu
make applesauce! -FrostDeman
... use one lemon bunch's seeds to grow more lemons and start a lemon farm, use the other bunch to make a pitcher of poisoned lemonade, which you give to your worst enemy, then you use the last bunch to power up a time bomb which you use to scare the mayor of your city into giving you complete control over it. Then you use your city control to enslave the townspeople as soldiers to aid you in your plan to take over the world. (Profile worthy, eh?)- Cresle Generation X
... Use them to make a love potion! -Raikim4Never
...Make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it -Rainsong or Moonfeather
...use them to make lemon bomes and dominate the world with it's lemony goodness -Willowbark-Riverclan
... Think "Man, if life doesn't throw me some sugar and water, my lemonade's gonna SUCK!" - AriusWinter
... Scream "But I wanted a PONY!" and lock yourself in your room and pout until life throws you a pony, or at least your very own puppy. - Also AriusWinter
Build an unholy lemon monster and set it off to destroy the world! -IStillHopeForSophex
THROW THEM AT PEOPLE! IT"S FUN! -ArrowOfTheMoonlark
15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
~from IStillHopeForSophex's profile
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
I promise to remember Annabeth
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Luke
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Tyson
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Clarisse
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Nico
I promise to remember Zoe
I promise to remember Rachel
yes I promise to remember PJO
Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
11. Only in America...is it legal to shoot crows but against the law to keep them as pets.
12. Only in America...do we have escalators outside of health and fitness buildings.
~from IStillHopeForSophex's profile
This is Bob.
Bob says hello.
Post Bob on your profile.
And soon, he will achieve
PUT THIΔ ΩΝ ΨΩUR PRΩҒILΣ IҒ ΨΩU ΔRΣ Δ DΣMIGΩD (im actually a mortal but WHO CARES?)
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟl
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening. Time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
--Post this on your page if you're not embarrassed to tell others that you're a Christian.
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
And just when your about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you.
I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)
I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my Saviour and redeemer, and could not live without Him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, WingedPurpleBookWorm4Life,FluteFishySmart, Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard,Sweetpanda12, SamCarter121314, Gigigue Epic Elven Warrior Princess, TimeyWimeyGirl, OneSizeFitsAll, Lily Lindsey-Aubery, Arwen Pevensie, thereisaredeemer, ArrowOfTheMoonlark
An atheist professor of philosophy asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes, sir," the student says.
"So you believe in God?"
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.
The professor grins knowingly.
"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"
"Yes, sir, I would."
"So you're good…!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
The student remains silent.
"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"
"Er… yes," the student says.
"Is Satan good?"
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."
"Then where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"
"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."
Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"So who created them?"
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"
The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."
The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"
"No, sir. I've never seen Him."
"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"
"No, sir, I have not."
"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"
"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."
"Yet you still believe in him?"
"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"
"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."
"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."
"And is there such a thing as cold?"
"Yes, son, there's cold too."
"No, sir, there isn't."
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.
"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"
"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"
"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.
"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"
"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"
"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.
"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from monkeys?"
"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."
"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."
The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.
"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir.
"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."
"Now, you accept that there is faith, and in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"
Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.