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white, surge red by Sugahlei reviews
Naruto struggles with some unexplained, unforeseen chakra fluctuations, and Sasuke, driven and consumed and convinced of his hatred, makes a bad decision. Everything spirals on beyond this point and Sasuke won't let Naruto beat him at this game. He's determined to win, no matter the cost. No matter what breaks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 102,797 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/2/2021 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Storms by kazenoyouni reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 166,999 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3914 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
This Little Sun God of Mine by xXCabbageXx reviews
What would YOU do if your crush is crushing back on you, your old stillnotoveryet crush is hitting on you, and every human's wet dreams was molesting you? Well, that's what Naruto had to figure out. SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,447 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Letters by Aerlyn-Angel-of-Death reviews
Sasuke finds some letters addressed to himself when he's in Naruto's apartment and decides that since he is away on a mission it won't do any harm to read them. They are addressed to him, after all. Shonenai, *BEING REWRITTEN!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Afraid of the Dark by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,961 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4482 - Favs: 7,593 - Follows: 7,616 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
BlueScreen by imasara reviews
[SasuxNaru] Naruto’s PC crashed down again. In his fear for his most important files he decides to phone the technical support but the person who is supposed to help him seems to be the most arrogant person the he had ever talked to… Lemon,Language,Humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sinner by DespondentAngel reviews
The life of a Japanese Yakuza member; the life of a sinner. Once you're tainted, there's no turning back. SasuNaru, ItaNaru, GaaNaru, NejiNaru... OthersNaru and various other pairings on the side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto Speaks His Mind! by OtakuLady reviews
After an unexplained six days lack of sleep, Naruto's mind is just a little bit messed up! So, he does what no one thought possible! He SPEAKS HIS MIND! See what happens after he tells Sakura off, and tries to sell Sasuke to Orochimaru! Chap. 3 updated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Naruto U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Take It Up the Ass by doodlelover reviews
A hot day brings a guy to want something cold, so when Naruto starts rummaging through the fridge and finds something he has never seen before, you'd think he would have the brain not to drink it... or not. SasuNaru, PWP, lemon, smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bandage by motemote reviews
University life is hard, but living with people you barely know is harder. An oppurtunity to prove himself arises when Naruto auditions for a student rock band. AU. SASUNARU. Rated M for scenes of a sexual nature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,088 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Surface Flaws by ineXpressible reviews
The invisibility started with one silly wish upon a star. At least Sasuke's doormat personality, Sai's attempts at matchmaking, and a mission gone wrong were all quite normal in the life of Naruto Uzumaki... Wait. What? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,874 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sealed by Ms Trick reviews
To keep up the village's appearance, Tsunade arranged a few marriages. 3 years later, some marriages are working, others aren't going so well. Meanwhile, Orochimaru's interests turn toward a Konoha nin other than Sasuke. SasuNaru, KibaHin, LeeGaa, more
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,174 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Sargasso by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Over the years, a childhood friendship between two young boys threatens to become something darker, passionate, and much more destructive. SasuNaru, Three-Shot, AU, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Penthouse Letter by Jelp reviews
It's ironic how a penthouse letter can be so detailed - yet leave out so much. NaruSasu SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skinny Dipping: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Forbidden Reincarnation by Infinity Ryen reviews
It was their first meeting.. But that was just what Naruto thought. Many meetings before but all lost through this reincarnation. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Icha Icha Incident by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto. A teenager. The third. A warlock. Sasuke. A pirate. The Icha Icha Incident... well, you'll just have to find out won't you. Lemons expected
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,631 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Purple by kodak-85 reviews
It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,607 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Acrylic Chevron by doodlelover reviews
When Sasuke is at his worst, Naruto thinks he's the only one that can bring him back up. But Sasuke needs to learn to accept that before it can happen. PWP-ish, Sasuke/Naruto, smut/lemon. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Heaven Cobra!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bracelet by ironstatic reviews
A bracelet that can make you irresistable to any and all men may seem like a dream come true to a girl. But Uzumaki Naruto is certainly not a girl. The dream turns into a nightmare as every single male falls in love with our poor Naruto. Sasunaru. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,589 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Be Mine by doodlelover reviews
After killing Itachi, Sasuke comes back to Konoha and realizes his feelings for his teammates. Both of them. The only problem...How do you make two people fall in love with you? SasuNaruSasu, SasuSaku, NaruSaku, SasuSakuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sasuke U.
Debris by doodlelover reviews
What they were trying to prevent had already happened. What they were fighting so valiantly for was already gone. Rated for death and gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Highs and Lows by Jelp reviews
Two different guys. Two different lifestyles. Two different philosophies on life. But not too different from each other to understand each other’s highs and lows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,771 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
That I Would Be Good by Makayla reviews
Sasuke never asks the questions swimming in his mind, but somehow, Naruto still manages to answer them. Warning: implied SasuNaru NaruSasu -Repost-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Photographs by xshadows-r-nothingx reviews
Uchiha Sasuke didn't like Uzumaki Naruto, couldn't understand him. So how did it end up like this? A bond unmatched- Soulmates. AU. Lemons! NaruSasuNaru. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wish by clyne reviews
Sasuke is a member of a very famous band who is very proud of his music while Naruto is a parttimer in a music shop who apparently can’t appreciate or even care about music.What will happen if Naruto sends him a hate mail for his music? Sasunaru Nejigaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,760 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Secret by doodlelover reviews
For years Sakura has kept a secret that has been slowly eating away at her. But she still keeps it, because her loved ones' happiness are more important than her own. Twoshot. Warnings: SasuNaruSasu, mentions and one-sided SasuSaku, boyxboy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Playing with the Toys by Mako75 reviews
SasuxNaru Slave. The word itself doesn't really do justice to their purpose. You might go as far as to say that it doesn't actually have anything to do with them. By them, I mean our toys. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,214 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Flick Through by Ms Trick reviews
Sakura is 18, in high school, and wondering exactly how to tell four of the hottest guys in her class that they were ninja in a past life...and that right now, the world needs them to be ninja again. SasuNaru. GaaraLee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007
Two's a Crowd by Cherori reviews
What would happen if the Akatsuki lived together? Ate breakfast together? What if they were like the average sitcom family! God knows what could happen, just brace yourself... Completed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
These Nights by darkalbino reviews
I don't know why he does it...but I know why I let him. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Transparent Snow by doodlelover reviews
Naruto isn't sure of what he's doing anymore. All he knows is that it feels good, and Sasuke is the one making it like that. What does he really feel? SasuNaruSasu, Yaoi, angst-free.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And Then Naruto Screamed by michelerene reviews
It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trial & Error: ERROR by DespondentAngel reviews
The long awaited sequel to Trial and Error: ERROR. Witness every error the two love birds will make now that they're in a relationship. Will Sasuke's and Naruto's relationship survive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Agreement by Jelp reviews
With Naruto marrying Sakura, Sasuke does everything to prove that only he knows how to make Naruto happy: even if it means making an agreement that could leave a permanent emotional scar on Naruto’s heart. Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,680 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little by Little by doodlelover reviews
Little by little; he sees. Bit by bit; he learns. And as time passes...he regrets. Short fic that delves further into the mind of Naruto as he grows and studies Sasuke. Dedicated to Heaven Cobra
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just Another Pretty Face by lightsoul reviews
Dont worry, Dobe. Your not in love with me. You've only fallen for my face...everyone does. Naruto's brow creases. Wwhat? I am in love with you, not your looks! What kind of a person do you think i am? Sasuke stared blankly. Then...Prove it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Something Like by Selphiebunny reviews
And Naruto drew a heart on his wrist, imperfect and deformed and ugly, but in Sasuke's eyes, the message was clear. Never again. [SasuNaru, yaoi.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
An Interwoven Web Of Deceit by Kalariona reviews
Chapter 19! Yay! Naruto begins to get headaches that no one can explain. He also begins to hear strange voices that he doesn't recognise and no one else can hear. Secrets are being kept and lies are covering more lies. SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,730 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidden Behind My White Mask by My Echoing Silence reviews
Slash & het shipping. Set 14 years after Naruto was exiled for not bringing Sasuke back. He is nothing like he used to be. And he has joined a Village neutral in the Leaf Sound War. Better than it sounds. Proper summery in Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,455 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Naruto U.
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yaoi, Flamers, and I by MiyonUchiha reviews
Drabble! [NaruSasuNaru. SLIGHT CRACKFIC QUALITIES. Slight Language]: Naruto discovered people flaming SasuNaruSasu on fanfictiondotnet! Only one person can compete with equal rudeness to the flamers. No one insults an Uchiha, gay or straight!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Back For You by Dramatics7324 reviews
Sasuke comes back years after leaving for Orochimaru, and can only hope that his love forgives him, but wait what does Tsunade mean saying there is no Naruto in Kohona? FEMNARU SasuNaru. Pen name Changed. My.Imperfect.Love edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You Might Be A Narutard If by MinaTakahashii reviews
A list of things Naruto fanatics may do. Based off of "You Might Be A Redneck If..." by Jeff Foxworty.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Lacking by Jelp reviews
Naruto decided he could never let anyone else know what had been lost to him. It would cause him too much pain. Rated T for angst and humor at Naruto's expense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
That Dobe Is MINE! by Dizzykins reviews
UPDATED Does EVERYONE like me! Naruto invites his class over for a sleepover and a lot happens... like Neji in a leather suit! Pairings: SasuNaru, ItaNaru, KibaNaru, GaaNaru, KakaIru and many more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,583 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Bastard by Makkura Arashi reviews
“Sasuke Uchiha, the Earl of Andover is a veritable bastard!I would never help him,not in a million years!” Naruto stated firmly. “He is rude, arrogant and stuck up! If I could I would pull out my pistol and blow a hole through his head!” SasuNaru, Yaoi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,763 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unwavering Gaze by ExposedDesires reviews
The cold eyes that stared…that held no emotion… Maybe some people were cold even to those they cared deeply for… Yaoi, SasuNaru, Action, Romance, Angst, etc. Now with the addition of lemony goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,839 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kill, marry, or screw? by chickenwire reviews
Sasuke leans towards her, grinning, "Kill, marry, screw, me, Naruto, Neji." Hinata looked at him in horror, "W...WHAT!" SLIGHT sasuhina, WARNING: use of F word. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Life Gives Sasuke Lemons by eftee reviews
Collection of lemony drabbles, because Sasuke needs lots and lots of lemonade in his life. SasuNaru. Yaoi, you have been warned. I: baby with eyes so blue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Jumping to Conclusions by Chibi Lover XDDD reviews
Poor Naruto always jumps to conclusions when he hears Sasuke speak. Crackfic. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yaoi 101 by Stavi reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Our Dangerous Identities by cakecake reviews
Sasuke, a famous celebrity, stays in a hotel room and receives an unusual visit... just who is this irresistible stranger? AU, PWP, ItaSasu, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Craving by o0Kitsune0o reviews
It all started when Kakashi locked them in a room together as a punishment for bickering. Who knew falling so hard in love you could barely focus would be such a journey? It should be smooth sailing.. right? SasuNaru Team 7 lives together. Chapter41 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,822 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
DATE 102 by cjalyssa reviews
Attention! Uzumaki Naruto, delectable & handsome 19 yr old elite Jounin is currently searching for a lover. If you are interested, fill in the form below and go to the Hokage’s office at 8 am in the morning of the next full moon. See you there! !YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,186 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
It Was Just Another Accident! Really! by BLUEanimeGIRL025 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are quite a pair. They have been good friends and maybe more for a while now, but what happens when they get drunk together on the night of Sasuke's 18th birthday? Yep. It's an Mpreg story. SasuNaru, duh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,940 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Black Box by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
.AU. The relaxing school trip atmosphere kind of died after the plane went down. Just how long can a group of angry, emotionally unprepared teenagers survive before they kill themselves…or each other? .SasuNaru.ShikaTema.GaaraNeji.Other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Assignment: Perfect Song by mikoamaya-hikari reviews
Kakashi gives team 7 an assignment: find a song that describes yourself to the team. To make it harder, the assignment is a week, so 7 songs. And if you don't do the assignment right, you fail and are sent back to the academy. What will team 7 do? HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Wait for Me by To Salute reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto likes to tell himself it was just a mistake. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Touch Me Numbly by darkalbino reviews
After Sasuke wakes up from a two week coma, one of the firsts things he manages to do is get a certain blonde boy to hate the hell out of him. More specifically, get rejected by him. And how will that get turned around? full summary inside, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 241 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Uzumaki by Lilbakasaru reviews
Orochimaru and the Akastuki are wiped out, and after 5 years Sasuke has returned to Konoha and he wants something or someone badly. Shounenai and Yaoi. Mpreg, the occasional angst...COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,154 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cliché, Anyone? by Ma Chat reviews
You've all seen it before. The typical SasuNaru fanfiction. This could possibly be the WORST fanfiction ever... You know you want to read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Vice Versa by Ma Chat reviews
Naruto has joined the anti gay rebellion, and Sasuke is the biggest homosexual in town. When the two are asked to share the same house for scientific experimentation, will Sasuke's presence influence Naruto for the better or the worse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,520 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
One Silver Kunai by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto keeps making trades up from a single silver kunai until he can finally get what his heart desires... SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Important by KasiaNoodle reviews
Sasuke is a business man, and doesn't realise how much he is neglecting his boyfriend, Naruto. A man who desires Sasuke for himself traps Naruto at work, and rapes him with the intention of killing him too...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
More Than Meets the Eye by michelerene reviews
Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kimi he by imasara reviews
[SasuxNaru] Is death really the end of everything?... Sasuke died on a mission, only to be revived as a vampire. Despite the fact that everything changes, there are some things that will outlast even death itself. Angst,AUAR,Yaoi,Lemon,Humor, ...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Reality in Alteration by Luchia13 reviews
Team 7 tumbles into a dark world where Naruto’s been hokage of a ruined Konoha since he was 13, Sasuke murdered Itachi at 9, and Sakura’s trying to kill them both. What’s going on? And how can they get back to their own world? SasuNaru, SakuIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Phone Calls From Nobody by brumalbreeze reviews
They started when he was fifteen. Phone calls from nobody. He just wanted to hear the voice of this nobody and to know who it is. But what is the price to this simple want? [NaruSaku, Hinted SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Heart's Stitched On My Sleeve by eftee reviews
They wore their hearts stitched on their sleeves, subconsciously handing it over without the other noticing. NaruSaku. Collection of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Capricious Naruto by noveltyheart reviews
[Sasunaru] “I bet you think Naruto can withstand anything…that he’s invulnerable to all the bad things in the world.” Kyuubi poked his forefinger into Kakashi chest. “He isn’t a saint…” He sneered. “the day he was born he lost all rights to be innocent
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,572 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ashes by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
On the differences in the way they both asked the same question, and the respective wrong answers they came up with. Drabbleish, some spoilers. No parings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
In the Middle of a Confrontation by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Wherein Sasuke tries a relatively smart and direct approach in winning the heart of possibly the biggest idiot that he's ever seen. Or, well, get the guy to go out with him. Subtlety be damned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chilli Hot by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru Oneshot] Sasuke had almost sworn off the color red on anyone's face until he saw Naruto sitting there at Ichiraku Ramen looking so... ravishable. [Hot and silly]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Night World: Immortal Affliction by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke, a lonely vampire who lives only for revenge, sees humans as prey to be used for his own twisted desires. Naruto, a lonely human with past experiences he'd rather forget, lives a normal, quiet life. That's all about to change... [SasuNaru] [Ita?]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,289 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Sound Of Lies by GoldenFyre reviews
Sasuke's new mission: to get Naruto to fall in love with him and bring him to Sound. But when he returns, nothing is the same. SasuNaru, Smart!Naru, happyending fic eventually
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,880 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
An Error of Ignorance by Blacknbluesiren reviews
Neji is a genius, no doubt about it. But even geniuses make mistakes. Like overlooking the presumably weak, for example...Neji learns the hard way that there are some things Hinata will NOT tolerate, and God help the idiot who does not heed her. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Nartachi? by WillYouCatchMeIfIFall reviews
Naruto and Itachi join bodies? And what's happening to Itachi? Naruto learns a secret that has been long kept by the elder Uchiha. But could it be true?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,555 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
It Takes Two by cg2006 reviews
It takes two...to hook up a few of Konoha's ninjas together! But will their attempts be successful, or just plain trouble[some]? [POSSIBLY] yaoi pairings, since there are only five kunoichi after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,148 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Tao of Ramen by Luchia13 reviews
[oneshot, Team 7 gen] When you get Naruto drunk, he makes everything sound really, really deep. I mean...whoa, you know? [drunk Sasuke pov...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mission to the Sound by kcn reviews
What happens when Sasuke and Naruto are forced to go on a mission, together... alone? Chapter nine is finally up! YAY! More to come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Prom by UneLore reviews
It was the spring prom at Konoha University, and everyone at the university was going to be there. What happens when the popular Sasuke drags the not so popular Naruto to an empty corner of the great ballroom? Away from people sights... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nightmare Central by nlblake reviews
A series of drabbles regarding the chibi versions of our favourite shinobi and their unfortunate victims.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nameless Desires by Jelp reviews
Naruto looked at Sasuke, 'I want to know why,' Naruto's voice lowered to barely a whisper, 'why on that night did you tie me up and pound into me so relentlessly...' SasuNaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,826 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prince Charming by crazy-says-I reviews
Sasuke's the new kid on the block, the perfect tool to use against the class freak, Naruto. The popular crew bets him that he can't bed Naruto in a month. Sasuke takes them on, but what will happen to Naruto after the bet? Sasunaru. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,836 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Seduction of Naruto by Vree reviews
How Sasuke and Naruto got together. Festivalcliche, OOC and Yaoi all wrapped into one story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Schizophrenia by myinukoi reviews
Tsunade botches up a justu and Naruto’s personality is divided into 5 characters: Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Smarts, and Innocence. Now the remainder of Team 7 must retrieve all of Naruto’s quirks and return them to his body before it’s too late. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
N is for love by NoNoWriter reviews
And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Sakura's gossip is sooo 2 minutes ago by BekTehGreat reviews
Sakura has some news! wait...that was predictable. SasuNaru, KakaIru, Boy love. Don't like don't click!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Ed, Sasuke Style! by iyfanatic reviews
[AU, meaning Sasuke never went crazy and went AWOL] Naruto is curious as to how Irukasensei satisfies Kakashi's perverted cravings, seeing as how they're both guys. He asks Sasuke for some answers, and receives a few 'lessons' from him instead. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Happy Ending by iyfanatic reviews
Team Seven is being sent on an easy mission: guarding an actress on her way to Grass. This should be no problem, but when their client shows an unusual amount of interest in Naruto, tensions start soaring. [SasuNaru, SakuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brat by Hyul reviews
A casual proposal after a very unconventional love confession, and finally a very unbelievable call from a doctor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Skittles Remind Me Of by LiteraryCanon reviews
Skittles plus Naruto plus Names equals a confused Sasuke.And what's with Sasuke's pile being the farthest away?How does Sasuke take Naruto when his blonde's naming.... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hero by EmeraldWolfCry reviews
They called him a hero and then they forgot. They called him a monster and always remembered x Oneshot x - SasuNaru Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Popping the Question by coconutmandarin reviews
Nara Shikamaru is a decent man: intelligent, a competent shinobi...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER’S BUTT YOU PERVERT! Shikamaru, meet your future brothers in law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
I Do by FaintlyAlarming reviews
When Haruno Sakura finally got married, it was to the last person anybody expected.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Konohamaru S., Sakura H. - Complete
Fatherhood by Cherry Daze reviews
As the Fourth Hokage he had many duties but none more important than protecting the innoccence of his only son. Especially from the perverts, admirers and fanclub hell bent on corrupting his little Naruto. [Implied yaoi. AU.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Naruto: Behind the Scenes by cg2006 reviews
Naruto: Behind the Scenes! OH the CHAOS! What REALLY goes on behind the set of Naruto? OOC probably, but who knows what the Naruto cast are REALLY like? T for things that might just scar you for life. Wow, been a while since I last updated. New chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,706 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
The Devil, In Fact, Wears Leather Pumps by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke wants happiness. So the Devil, in the form of a hot blond, grants him 7 wishes. The catch? Sasuke's soul. So all of the brunet's desires are fulfilled, but as expected, Naruto adds twists to each of the Uchiha's fantasies. SasuNaru. DevilUke!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Leave Out All the Rest My Facade by shiki1696 reviews
A suicide fic about how one genin feels and what he does about it. Rated T for cursing, death, and selfcutting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Perfect Mask by Vanyaelen reviews
Eveybody wears masks. Naruto POV.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birthday Party by shizuke reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have to get dates in time for Sasuke's birthday party. Let the seduction of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Neji begin. SasuNaru ItaNeji, slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006
Closer to God by myinukoi reviews
There’s a new kid at the Catholic school who’s hell bent on seducing Naruto. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kakashi's Boys by Ms Trick reviews
In some ways, Sasuke thought as they struggled, Naruto was already his lover. SasuNaru. One Shot in Two Parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sandwich by TheGirlForeverWaiting reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday, but he didn't tell anyone. Naruto's late for training and won't leave him alone, and all Sasuke wants to do is eat his goddam sandwich. but Sai has to steal it. warning, very OOC Sai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lucky by cg2006 reviews
You're lucky, the little one says quietly. What makes you think so? Itachi asks. Because...I'm your brother. [very short Uchiha brotherly love oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blackened Ashes: Meet the Nameless Demon by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Love of Ancient Kings, Part One: Naruto has been taught to hate demons, but that never really sinks in. He wishes to meet a demon one day, and his wish is granted when he comes across one in the woods. But this demon might not be as nameless as he says...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guide To The Wild Side by darkalbino reviews
When good boy Sasuke gets into a heated arguement with his father, he decides to do something drastic to get back at him. In comes Naruto and the gang, the bad boys of the school, who Sasuke starts hanging out with. SasuNaru, full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,861 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mangekyo Sharingan by SchizophrenicRacoon reviews
To obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan you must kill your best friend... According to Itachi Uchiha. But here's how you REALLY obtain it. Slightly crackish XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Secret Class by Azamiko reviews
Naruto and Sasuke teach Defense Against the Dark Arts for a month. Fear for the Hogwarts kids. CRACK! Possible shounenai, torture, and all that other good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Never Hugs Back by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is broke. And in order to obtain money, he forces his oblivious friend to go on dates with guys who had their eyes on the blond for quite a while. But was he supposed to fall in love with the idiot too? This could prove hectic... SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Baby Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura's eventful day! by Saiyuki606 reviews
Sasuke loses his bunny and Naruto and Sakura try to help him find it. But then mean Orochimaru comes and... ::This story is the reason why you shouldn't let people make you do dares::
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
How does Naruto know that he's in love? by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
... And it doesn't at all help when the closest thing he has for a love consultant is a 900something demon. But since Naruto's never been in love before, how can he know that? [“It's called mating, dumbass, and you've found yourself a catch.”]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Merging by AthenaAlpha reviews
As partners, Sasuke and Naruto created one of the most powerful businesses in Japan. Now they have a chance to make it even stronger. But when their new business partner shows interest in Naruto, will Sasuke be able to go through with it? AU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,632 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sharp Angles by Aikage reviews
What happens when unyielding emotions force the members of team 7 to come clean with one another about their feelings? Hurt feelings, a confused Naruto, a stalking Sasuke, and possible unintentional Sakura bashing…Rated for language,PLEASE R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closer by LunarFlare14 reviews
Sasuke only wants to be closer to Naruto, but it always seems like they have a tag along. An annoying whiteeyed purplehaired tag along. SasukexNaruto Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Right Sacrifices by Kiya Sama reviews
Time runs out for Naruto, as he desperately seeks to protect what's left of the Uchiha Clan. Shounenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Matchmaker by iyfanatic reviews
Tsunade thinks it's about time that Naruto had a bit of fun, so she's put him on a mission with Sasuke. They are to guard Gaara... all while living together in the Uchiha mansion. What will happen? Shounenai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
60 Ways to Piss off Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
it's as the title says, or you can call it 60 ways to get a very painful death. This i think is also a must for any Itachi fan xD Just imagine Chibi!Itachi and Chibi!Akatsuki while you read this....trust me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
How Naruto And Sasuke Got Together by singingrain reviews
Sasuke just won't give up. Naruto is scarred for life. Poor, poor little Naruto. Very crackish. Oneshot. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trip to the psychiatrist by Smutyaoifan reviews
Naruto and the gang go to the psychiatrist! Warnings: Crack fic, yaoi, language, a bit of violence, er...one death...and Sakura bashing. Pairings: GaaNaru, SasuNaru, NejiNaru, HinNaru onesided LeeSaku, mentioned InoShikaTem, and KakaIru. BEWARE! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 203 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Something You Should Know by Ramenism reviews
Sasuke encounters Naruto when Kyuubi is in control, and Kyuubi decides that he has a coule of things to say to the Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Sasuke by Azamiko reviews
Sakura writes letters to Sasuke about her friend Naruto. AU, modern, reincarnation, shounenai...that about covers it...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,627 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
OH BABY! by koolanimefreek reviews
[Author's note UP][SASUNARU MPREG] Naruto is pregnant and he's a GUY! How will their friends reach to it? And what about the daddy? How will Sasuke deal with a moody Naruto? and what about cravings? Please Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,381 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never Bet Against a Lucky Bastard by QueenTigris reviews
Gaara made the mistake of losing, now he must pay the price as Naruto flaunts his bragging rights. Not yaoi. Unless you think that way. Behold, Kankurou has yet another sexual identity crisis.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Define 'Romantic' by brumalbreeze reviews
Yes, it is an adjective. It has a definition. It can mean a lot. Can you define it for me? Just this word: romantic. Actually, you'll find that it is rather hard. Especially if you asked two particular boys to define it! [SasuNaru, Shonen Ai, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Told By by Queen Sunshadow reviews
Sasuke and Naruto's friends decide they want to write a made up love story of the two boys together. But what happens when they find out about it? And what happens when a certain older Uchiha gets his hands on it? Or worse.. Many pairings Setting inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007
A Pink FlexiRuler by I am the Cake Fairy reviews
[Oneshot][Sasunaru][Could be condsidered schoolfic][AU] When bored, an authoress lets her mind wander. It comes back with this random little tale. She wants you to read and enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Diary of a Madman by Mountain Blue reviews
[SasuNaru] When Sasuke is advised to start writing in a journal, he finds out things about himself that he never really knew, and some things about Naruto he'd like to know more about. What will happen when the whore Sakura wants to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
1923 by Koinu-chan reviews
Set in American 1920s. Because of the latest fashion trend, Naruto gets mistaken for a girl a lot. His job as a waiter promises endless harassment and he is ready to maim all the men with salad forks, well, except for one...[SasuNaru, BL]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Raining Flames by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke wakes up to the rain one day: completely helpless and chained to a rock with a Naruto that doesn't QUITE seem like himself... KyuuSasu... My thanks to desolate butterfly for the inspiration! :D Reviewer request oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 4,356 - Follows: 600 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Nice Skirt, Dobe by Queen Sunshadow reviews
Uhoh. Kohona's laundry is completely messed up, so everyone has another ninja's laundry. Now Naruto's stuck wearing a girl's clothes or else he goes naked. That in itself spells trouble, and a perverted encounter between two rivals? [Oneshot][SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Akumade Mo by Jaws That Bite reviews
Title may change. After killing his entire clan, Itachi takes the young Naruto with him. Naruto grows up with him. Seven years later, he receives his toughest mission: watch Sasuke. HIATUS not discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 6/2/2005
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,378 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cake Thief by Mistress Sundrop reviews
More SasuNaru fluff! Okay, so Naruto walks buy a bakery and sees a cake he MUST have! But he doesn't have enough money to buy it! Just what will our favorite blonde do to get that cake? Read and Review! No flamers please!D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imaginary Nightmare by Queen Sunshadow reviews
The Boogeyman is not someone to be trifled with. But when an imaginary friend falls into the Nightmare Realm, and disturbs the natural order of terror and death, he has to take matters into his own hands. Especially when he is messing with his next meal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007
War of the Libidos by x-ellore reviews
Slash! Naruto is tired of Sasuke keeping him up at night and decides to do something about it. What happens when this 'competition' of theirs gets in the way of everything else? SasuNaru NaruSasu Epilogue added. NOW COMPLETED! under revamp '10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke's Mission by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cupcakes for Someone Special by Mistress Sundrop reviews
SasuNaru Fluff. Naruto has something special planned for Sasuke's Birthday! But when the Uchiha gets suspicious, what will the blonde have to do to keep his suprise a secret! R&R. No flames!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Hearts by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides to give his team a packet of Love Hearts for Valentine's, each coded with a message of affection. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachis Pretty Hair by KowaretaHikari reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have a quick lunch. Sort of.My stupid idea on why the Uchiha slaughter happened.Read and Review please. Peace
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Last PopTart by The Lady Morana reviews
The last PopTart, a spoiled Sasuke, an angry mother, and a jibbed Itachi. What could be better?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dreams Give and Reality Taketh Away by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke had never really thought of what he would do if Naruto was suddenly not there anymore... [SasuNaru oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Over the Net by KowaretaHikari reviews
Whoo... its the often done MSN Conversation thingy. Read and Review please!Much love to you all :P please listen to some of the songs mentioned they rock.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forceful encounters by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are paired together on a psychology project, where they're forced to get to know each other. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ninja For Hire by Smex Lemur reviews
Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kyoto ni Koishitemasu by Makkura Arashi reviews
Naruto looked at his father and gestured to the dark beauty. That’s who I’m going to marry. But will Naruto still want the marriage when he finds out that the woman of his dreams is not a woman at all? But a very seme Sasuke? AU Yaoi hiatus and edit
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Extracurricular Activites by Quack says the T-shape reviews
High school is never easy, but for Sasuke it's downright hell what with his war with Gaara, his brother who keeps killing people, and the strange confusing emotions he's experiencing for the new blond kid... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Question by cg2006 reviews
“Teme!” Sigh. “What?” “How do you like your girls?” with the fluffy cute essence of sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poor Sweet Innocent Thing by BLUEanimeGIRL025 reviews
Naruto is desperate for a girlfriend so who will volunteer? Full of randomness! A SaSuNaRu story! Find out who Neji is sleeping with, why TenTen is getting drunk at the ramen shop, who Ino is reading fanfiction about, and why Temari likes a certain someon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Suicide by BLUEanimeGIRL025 reviews
Oneshot. Naruto becomes depressed and wants to die. Who will rescue him from this fate? A SasuNaru story, yaoi, boyxboy. Don't like it, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Free Spirited Sasuke by kimcat reviews
After a conversation with Naruto Sasuke's personality takes a turn, for the best or the worst no one knows.CRACK! I wrote this when I was like 10... flames welcome
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Massage by BLUEanimeGIRL025 reviews
A sweet, simple NaruSasu SasuNaru story. It begins to rain, Sasuke stops by the apartment and wants to spend the night. He ends up giving Naruto a massage and interesting things begin to happen....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuNaru Changes by BLUEanimeGIRL025 reviews
A bit of SasuNaru fluff. Very cute. Naruto wants to change for Sasuke. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata take him on the shopping spree of his life and have celebration at his place later with everybody there... even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Uchiha Senbei by Shaay reviews
Itachi found something more worthwhile than just testing his capacity. Sasuke, on the other hand, has an obsession far greater than avenging his clan. As for Naruto, well, he just wants a bed of his own. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Date 101 by cjalyssa reviews
ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love and Lust by Your Local Sadist reviews
Naruto uses henge in hopes ,that if he's a girl, then maybe Sasuke will love him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Male bonding by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke realises his feelings for Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Conversations by Azamiko reviews
Conversations between Naruto characters; drabbles (all very short)...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005
Bender by Bad Habits reviews
[Crackfic] Why DID the Kyuubi attack Konoha? It ain't what you're expecting, that's for sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete
A Collection of Three by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Three stories about a fox's misfortune with a blender, a weasel and his jacket, and a snake who has an issue with his name... Rated for hints of yaoi and the brutal slaughtering of fruit. AKA Naruto, Itachi, and Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Moments by myinukoi reviews
Eleven amusing oneshots depicting the humorous moments between our two favorite boys. Mainly SasuNaru and mildly others. Mentions of shounenai and het.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damaged Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Before Naruto, before Itachi killed off his entire family, there was a little boy named Sasuke who just wanted his father's recognition...but ended up getting mentally and emotionally scarred before his brother even contemplated mass murder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by thepragmatist reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto learns that the most impossible thing is to play truth and dare with Sasuke. Stupid Sasuke. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Miso by goldfishlover73 reviews
The title, I must say has nothing to do with the story, well...Miso is said in the story.... Anyways. Naruto is acting jittery and Sasuke is determined to find out why. This is my first Fic of Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke Lovers Anonymous by The Carpet Shampoo reviews
Haruno Sakura - president. Yamanaka Ino - vice president. Together, four girls relive their tale of how their object of admiration, the great Sasuke, fell for another who wasn't who they expected. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004
Sakura's Secret by antagonistic reviews
[OneShot Sakuracentric SasuNaru] When Sakura gets introduced to Yaoi and the advent of SasuNaru Fangirlism... she is affected in the strangest ways. Well, strange for her anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
An Unexpected Visit by Evening Rain reviews
When Naruto gets sick, Sasuke is forced to check up him. But when he arrives, will Sasuke simply find his annoying rival, or will the young shinobi stumble across something much more precious...friendship? just fluff, hints of sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost by Smex Lemur reviews
Our two favourite boys need each other to survive on an island after a plane crash. Will they be able to set aside their differences and get along? Personally, I doubt it. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Risque Redux: A Side Story by lark lavroc reviews
An ongoing crackfic where in Sasuke learns the inner workings of the Pervert Hood. Shounenai. [Future SasuNaru].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Sasuke U.
If Your Cage Smells of Ramen by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
One Shot. When Naruto won't stop his ramen habits Kyuubi is forced to use drastic measures... Hints of SasuNaru Mentions of MPreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
My Rules by Shirohikari reviews
To all those floundering helplessly out there, Sasuke has formed a list of guidelines of what not to fall for in someone. SasuNaru [OneShot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Holy BEEP by RabidFangirlMoo reviews
Gaara becomes VERY angery at Sasuke for a VERY good reason, Candy is thrown, and we hear Sasuke's opinion of Hamtaro. Absolute crack, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning Craziness by Bombay91 reviews
Kisame is officially on my 'Must Give A Horribly Painful Death To' list, even if he is my partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unbearable Pain by KawaiiAki reviews
Laugh Naruto. Smile Naruto. No one will ever know your pain. Sasuke is cheating on Naruto and Naruto can't handle it...NaruSasu Characterdeath R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Triumphant Return by Piscine reviews
Sasuke crack fic. Not for Sasuke fans. Sasuke returns to Konoha after killing the man he swore to kill all those years ago.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by cutiechibi reviews
Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Green Eyes by Wingedchilde reviews
Sasuke's never been the type to be jealous. What's there to be jealous about? However, there is one thing that causes his eyes to turn green: Naruto. Slash SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Juu Kisu by Sliver of Light reviews
Collection of scenarios where Naruto gets kissed accidentally, forcefully and, come on, let's admit it, willingly. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pushing the Right Buttons by Kouzuka Haruomi reviews
SASUNARU with NEJINARU and random other pairings throughout. A love triangle. Sasuke returns to being a Konoha ninja and gets stuck with easy D rank missions. Sakura and Naruto decided to tag along. But he didn't want it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just asking for it by lunabasketcase reviews
Ignore means refuse to acknowledge.Team 7 sees a different side of Naruto and discover there are worse thing one could do then ask for their attention oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heaven or Hell Itachi? by XxRevengexX reviews
Itachi dies. And just where does he go? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Shift of Gravity by Dea Draconis reviews
There is only one person in Uzumaki Naruto's life who can mess up the natural order of thing. Or so it seems. Sasunaru, Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
The Reason Why by anime gher reviews
NarutoSasukecentric with other pairings. Sasuke has a lot to deal with, and nothing is harder than realizing you're in love. But, the same goes for everyone else...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 96,032 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Check him out by cutiechibi reviews
Ino and Sakura eating lunch together talking about a handful of the guys and some of the girls in their school—the different characters of Naruto. AU, mentions of shonen ai, het, and shoji ai but the fic revolves around Ino and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bet by Azamiko reviews
Possible Shounenai. Much lighter than my usual fic, no angst! Kakashi and Sakura make a bet with the others about their teammate's sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Midnight Jutsu by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are out on a late night mission, Sasuke decides to liven things up. Sasunaru MM Yaoi and Graphic lemon. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lessons In Romance by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru Sakuras POV. She prides herself on being an expert on romance...well...she used to...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Between Us by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Very Angsty little fic, written because i have no life outside my comp. SasuNaru Oneshot. Sasuke finds time during a restless night on one of their missions, to wish...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 4,673 - Follows: 1,049 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dare to Drabble by Bittersweet Mika reviews
Varried collection of drabbles, multiple situations and parings. Some funny, some not. More to be added as I go. They're good for getting over writters block. And, uhhh, none actually 100 words, but less than 1000. That still counts right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005
Space Between the Stars by telographic reviews
Sketch. [SasuNaru] It always begins with the stars.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2005
The Perfect Plan by Giru reviews
Itachi has a brilliant idea. Kisame is skeptical. Sasuke is a victim of fashion. Oh yes, there is also a grand adventure. There will eventually be YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2005
Picture Day by Agent Spielplatz reviews
The end is here. Epilogue up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,667 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Kerosene by firedraygon reviews
As the night falls in Leaf Village, weirdness abounds. Ramenlovers Naruto and Itachi visit their favourite restaurant, Ichiraku, and who better to drag along than Sasuke and Orochimaru? Chapter 3 up! Happy Canada Day!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 7/30/2003
Got to Get You Out of My Mind by Giru reviews
(SasuNaru, NaruSasu) It all started with a jutsu gone wrong… and Naruto and Sasuke find themselves in a stressful and decidedly -awkward- situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005
Why We Fight by sna reviews
A series of shorts on why our ninjas... are ninjas. Spoilers some of them up to recent manga. I'll put an asterix in the chapter title when there is one so you can pick and choose. Multipart fic. Many shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Ino Y., Asuma S.
Speaking to Silence by Azamiko reviews
Naruto doesn't cry; he talks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005
Not a SasuHina by Asuka Kureru reviews
This is definitely not a SasuHina. Drabble, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Back off, he's mine! by Motion Sickness reviews
rated M just in case! A whole crap-load of pairings but mostly SasuNaru. Beware the random pairings! Sequel to "Sasuke will me MIINE[on hold]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005
Symbiosis by Appuru reviews
Insanity is only two steps from the edge. How far can you bend before you break? [SasuNaru, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/29/2005
Great Heights by Ninjacat reviews
Uchiha Mikoto on raising the son that will be her killer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2005
Hotblooded by purrfectly679 reviews
The Kyuubi wants a mate. And 'she' will do anything to acquire one, even if it DOES mean resorting to the most low-down and deceitful form of seduction... Romance, conspiracies and tactical manipulation galore. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,116 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dude WTF by cutiechibi reviews
Naruto whined. "It's been so long already... I mean... four manga chapters. FOUR! And still no Sasuke" Oh no! You're kidding me! Another chapter! OMG... WTF! Spoilers to new manga chapters, be careful! There will be no more updates to this story, but please, continue to enjoy the humor in it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
For Your Love by Letta reviews
Naruto suddenly finds himself in a world of confusion when nearly everyone he runs into is hopelessly in love with him. As his friends and rivals vie for his affections his life is turned upside down. Warnings: Yaoi, lang., violence, etc. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Sweet is Thy Revenge by Akku-chan reviews
(Features dark Naruto) I killed them, I killed them all. They deserved it for what they did to me. (One-shot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,926 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Temptation by Shirohikari reviews
Sasuke wasn't going to let him go this time. SasuNaru [One-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Nobody's Listening by Shivawn reviews
Naruto over hears Sasuke say something. He feels betrayed...especially on this special day...Warnings: attempted suicide, char death, WAFF. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An umbrella for one swiftly became one for two by Tsuki no Kitsune reviews
SasuNaru, NaruSasu. “Is it a crime to watch you?”A raining night, a hand in another and a shielding umbrella. One thing lead to another. Beware of a bit of OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Hideous Insomniac: A Sleeping Beauty Parody by firedraygon reviews
SasuNaru AU, but not set in a fairytale place. The Leaf and the Sand have agreed to make a joint production in hopes of strengthening their new alliance. And what play will they work on? Why, Sleeping Beauty, of course! - Happy New Year! -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
The Courting Of Uzumaki Naruto by The Carpet Shampoo reviews
Love is in the air, and everyone seems to be searching for that special someone to spend their life with. But why the heck did they ALL have to pick Naruto as that special someone? And who is the secret admirier? shounenaistraight hints. Chap 2 fixed
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Complete
It's Electric by Appuru reviews
And just like that, it's gone, but the silent words are trailing in the breeze...You-are-mine. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/23/2004
Embrace of Solitude by Psychic-King reviews
This story asks, what if Naruto and the demon fox really are one and the same? And what if the demon really wasn't that bad a person? just a nice guy content with his love... YAOI! SasuNaru; KakaIru! PG13 for violence, language, situations, so on. COMP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,646 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003
Letter to the Galaxy by rhonderoo reviews
Darth Vader gets some things off of his chest.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Darth Vader
I Was Straight by midd reviews
The boys were straight. One Shot. SasuNaru implied. RR
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
Freaking Sasuke by cutiechibi reviews
Update! This story will no longer be updated. This was my very first Naruto fanfic. I suppose you can enjoy it for nostalgia's sake, but my writing has come a long, long way! Check out the tumblr link in my profile to see more work from me :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
The First Time by Jiiro Tay reviews
YAOI. SasuNaru. We often search for something that is right before our very eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004
Skinless by Shivvlan reviews
It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If for Honor and Glory by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Konoha has been at war for ten years, and it seems that their last hope lies with a select group of children, most notably, Sasuke and Naruto. At least, they would be, if they don't kill each other first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,148 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
First Kiss by somnambulism reviews
[SasuNaru, Three Parts] When the Konoha genin are told to write a composition on their first kiss, a certain two boys are not entirely fond of the idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004
Sell my soul by Kimosbe reviews
-AU-Now Naruto is Itachi's,he has to learn to obey...Yaoisasunaru,itanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004
On Your Knees by Shibarania reviews
Naruto has lost a bet with Sasuke, and now must be his slave. What unearthly things will Sasuke make him do? [YAOI; sasunaru; ch. 2 UP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
A Thousand Ways To Be Alone by Sunfreak reviews
Naruto and Sasuke and Neji, and something like a relationship. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2004
Making Hate by Sunfreak reviews
Itachi's thoughts on strength and what comes of them. 100 words.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004
Hummingbird by Sunfreak reviews
Shinobi folklore, unhappy duties, and life as an exercise in affection. SasuNaru, implied HinaNeji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2004
The Only Thing by Tione reviews
Never make a bet involving two hormonal teenagers. That's a lesson Sakura has yet to learn. [yaoi sasunaru, hints of sakunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura Is Sakura And You Are Yourself by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke has a rather unusual question for his teammates, seeing as the way they answer means more than the answer itself. Love triangle with a side helping of shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2003
Hanging by a Moment by Shibarania reviews
Naruto falls into a coma, everything he ever knew and possibly loved changes around him. When he comes back into the world of the concious, will he be able to adjust?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003
One More Chance by Sorensen reviews
Naruto's reincarnated, and while he can recall everyone from their prior lives, nobody else can. Is he doomed to live his past life alone all over again? SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/20/2003 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
For Sakura by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke is making cookies in his frilly pink apron and Naruto's wearing leather pants. Do you really need to know more? Yaoi-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2003
A Less Attractive Gray by Sunfreak reviews
Sasuke and his convictions are having a little tussle, and Naruto's presence really isn't helping. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/2/2003
Aishiteru by starnsniper reviews
SasuNaru ficcie. One shot, really sappy. Sitting on the rooftop one night, Naruto wonders about these feelings he's been having. He doesn't know what they are, or who they're for. The big question is, is Naruto in love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/4/2003
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/24/2002