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Can't wait for Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.

What a stupid lamb.What a sick masochistic lion."

Go Bella the bird and Edward the bat!!

Think About It...

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Can bald men get lice??

Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there? Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. Meow occasionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." Say "Ding" at each floor. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on." When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Shave. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

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LOST by edwardsoul reviews
It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,565 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Peanut Butter Jelly Time by Katluva0323 reviews
This is when Bella and Edward catch Emmett doing something that is unbelievable to their eyes. Read and review! It is purely humor based.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/29/2007
Never Again by TwilightsVampyre reviews
Edward left Bella...again. Now, 40 years later, Edward finds time to pop in and check up on Bella. Jacob says Bella's gone...for good. Oh goody! Edward's upset that she's gone, time to go upset the Volturi! But guess who part of the Volturi NOW...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007
A Long Time Since by StephanieBetancourt reviews
Bella is back in Forks with an unmended heart and a strong fear of certain memories. Edward is back as well, alone, guilt ridden, and forlorn. But after almost a century of thinking one doesn't care and the other was dead, what could they possibly say?R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,600 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2007
Pranks! by Endless Dawn reviews
A random story including pranks, and your friends in the book, TWILIGHT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/25/2007
Chasing the Storm by jacyevans reviews
AU What if Bella answered the phone when Edward called? What if Alice saw a vision of Bella happy but it wasn't with Edward? How do you choose between the person who caught you when you fell and the person who jumped with you? Extended summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,933 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Blast from the Past by indiesky reviews
Nine years ago, Edward left Bella. He never came back. It took some time for her to heal, but she's finally happy again. That is, until Charlie uncovers some things that bring the memories back. As if that weren't enough, Edward himself shows up again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007
Just Another Bella and Daughter Story by theenvylover reviews
Sequel to Not Another Bella and Daughter Story. It's now eleven years after the incident and Alice Swan is eager to become a vampire, will her overprotective 'parents' even let her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,015 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007
Guardian Angel by Wish-Eleven reviews
What would happen if Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back? This is the story of Bella’s life seven years after the Cullen’s notorious move. I do not own any of the twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Terror of the Stage by FriendofFoes reviews
Jessica signs up Bella for the school play of Romeo and Juliet. What happens when Edward can't sign up in time. Who's gonna play Romeo...Wait! Bella got the LEAD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
truth is what? by KaiteyBissinluv reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella finishes school in Jackonsville with her mother. After graduating Bella decides to travel. While in Italy she gets a nasty surprise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007
Lost and Then Found by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Bella and Edward were BFFs, until Edward suddenly disappeared. Now, thirty years later, they meet again. What will happen? Please read my ANs! BxE No flames please! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007
Secret Plans by Word Nazi reviews
Someone is posing as Carlisle and kidnaps Bella! Oh no! From the author of Beyond Recognition and Swapped. Tell me what YOU want to be in the epilogue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,489 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Signs You are Obsessed With the Twilight Series by gottaluvtwilight reviews
Yes! It's back! Please review, and no flames, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Edward and Bella's Songs by hotlipsb reviews
Just a collection of songfics.Each chapter will be a different song. First songfic so Please Read and Review. YAY! New Chapter. LOVE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007
Cullens Band? by Runs-with-vampires reviews
What happens when the Cullen boys get bored? They make a band! Check it out, this should be interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007
Dressing up with the Cullens by Georgiana1234 reviews
It is even more rainy than the days that are rainier days than usual in Forks and the Cullens find themselves yet again with nothing to do. When Esme finds a old dressing up box what chaos will insue?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
Holiday half helpings by Georgiana1234 reviews
On a rainer day than usual in Forks the Cullens revisit a game which they last played for thirty or so years, with good reason.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/26/2006
A New Reality by Kim Bell reviews
As he walked, or rather glided, he was so graceful, to a halt in front of me, I felt frozen, completely unable to move. He held out his hand and said with a soft British accent, “Hello. I’m Addison.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,413 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007
Luke Rowley by theenvylover reviews
oh god, another new character? relax... meet Luke, not your average OC. He doesn't steal Bella from Edward, or any other characters for that matter. He's just trying to survive as a blood thirsty vampire is all...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
Blue Skies by ForbiddenMemory reviews
Red eyes watched me from the woods. A growl erupted from my chest and I slid Bella behind me. Orange-red then flashed before me. Victoria. Over 25000 Hits!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Last Chances by FMGRE reviews
Eclipse spoiler! Bella sets out to experience a few human things while she still has the chance. Accompanied by Emmett, her last experiences are sure to be funny and entertaining.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Things You Can't Help by xo-Bella-ox reviews
Picks up after NM. Something happens that prevents Edward from changing Bella so she might actually die......And it's all HIS fault. How will she survive? And how will the Cullen's react? Who will be the one to handle it? Has everyone's POV in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007
The Darkest Hour by Rissohma reviews
Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Her fate lies in your hands by Lucyloves2Read reviews
This story starts after Edward and his family return to Forks. Will Bella finally get what she truly wants? Either way a wars about to start.Will she stand by her man or send them away to save them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007
Bella's Different by inthelaurels reviews
He finally changes her. But something is different about Bella, she is more than they ever expected. But what will she do when everything she loves is threatened by her mere existence?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
After Eclipse by Tronchik reviews
The wedding and a little bit after. It's my take on what SHOULD happen! Read it and see... this is my first piece of fan fiction! Let me know what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2007
SACRIFICE by luvthatvamp reviews
Edward never comes back after new moon and bella was changed by victoria, after 150 years she returns to Forks only to find that another vampire family has also taken up residence there. Is it the Cullens or a new group. rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,389 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
The Happiness You Wanted by simplyme88 reviews
Edward never came back. Bella grows up and starts a family. Eventually that family makes its way to Denali, Alaska where they met the Cullens and Bella's life is turned upside down again. My first fanfic, please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,409 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
Desire and Desiree by RainAndThunder1991 reviews
While Edward has been gone Bella has been married, had a child, and is now widowed. She's raising her and Jacob's child alone. When Edward comes back there is one setback. A little werewolf. Edward must ask himself one question: Is Bella worth it?COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,527 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Bella's Wedding Day by Heartbroken1 reviews
POST ECLIPSE! Bella's big day has finally arrived. What happens when an old friend comes and stirs feelings she thought were gone. WARNING...if you don't like Jacob, you won't like my story. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer rocks! The people are hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Dry Tears by Sublime Envy reviews
The months have passed by painfully slow since Alice went to stay in Mississippi. Hearts are torn, blood spilled, minds twisted, and family torn apart. -On hiatus indeffinitely-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007
Wilted by The Devil Wears Converse reviews
What happens to Jake after the epilouge? Can he ever get over Bella? Why does Leah follow him? Written in Leah's and Jake's POVs. Minor Eclipse spoilers. Updated August 25.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
MsSwan by jWhitley reviews
Edward never comes back.Victoria bites Bella.Then Bella becomes a teacher.What happens when she finds out who her students are?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
TAKE IT by VOLVO S60R reviews
What if Edward realy ment that he didnt want Bella that day in the woods? warning: sad story. i vary sadly do not own any thing of mis stephines.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
One More Time by twilightxlove reviews
During New Moon Edward comes back to Forks to see Bella. But does Bella still want him? Please READ and REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Emmett and Bingo Fun by iceprincess263 reviews
Bella is alone with Emmett and wants to go play bingo. What will crazy Emmett do at bingo? Who shows up? Rated T in case. R&R Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Silent Night by FriendofFoes reviews
What happen's when Bella's kidnapped by Victoria? What happens when the whole Cullen family get's involved? Will Bella be worth it to all of them? and if the get her back, will she be ok?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
You Could Be Happy by Beware of the Fluffy Ones reviews
sonfic. A rather angsty Jacob reflects on his relationship with Bella. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Jacob's Chance by victoria alexandra reviews
This a preview! Not a Jacobella!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2007
Eclipse by 2hello2 reviews
Victoria is still a threat. Jacob and Edward still hate eachother. Bella wants Jacob back as her best friend while staying with Edward and dodging Victoria. Will Bella marry Edward? Basically this is just what I think should happen after New Moon. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007
Equinox by Andy Iron reviews
Jacob can't take it anymore. Edward can't prevent the inevitable. Bella's there to watch it all. They fight and someone falls. After New Moon and the first chapter of Eclipse. Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight and never will. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
New Kids in Town by indiesky reviews
It's been two years since Bella moved to Forks. She’s found her place at school, and is going out with Mike. And then the Cullens move to town. Of course they’re all anyone can talk about. Bella is curious as ever, and wants to get know them. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007
Eclipse Quote of the Month Story by ReadingTwilight reviews
I'm compiling all of the quotes from Eclipse off of Stephenie Meyer's site in chronological order to create a story. Please R & R and give me your opinions! P.S. I'm sending this to a contest so please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
Broken by NotoriousNikki reviews
Edward returns without a word. Bella's taking it better than she thought. But does she has the strength to choose between Edward and Jacob? [[Hiatus]]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007
Twilight the Musical by theenvylover reviews
Twilight rewritten as a humorous musical. Same concept as Chicago, which you don't have to see to understand. Bella sees the most dramatic parts of her life in song. i might be a horrible person because i personally think that this is friggin hilarious!XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
What not to do after reading twilight by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Things I came up with on what not to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Just A Dream by XxXMyBrandOfHeroinXxX reviews
What if it was all just a dream? Twilight's plot, Edward's rare love and true...umm...species? What if it was all just Bella's subconcious running wild? My first fanfiction so please be gentle! :]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
I hope you dance by inthelaurels reviews
Bella decides to practice her dancing while Edward's away. Oneshot. [First fanfiction]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Making Things Right by Abra KadabraxxRomance reviews
Bella has a dream that jacob kills edward, she knows she must try to be friends with jacob before her dream can come true, but when she goes to La Push to make amends with the werewolves they decide its time to take matters in their own hands.R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Beautiful Soul by edwardsoul reviews
Bella is graduating. She realizes she's terrified to become a vampire. She leaves Forks to think things through. While gone, she discovers the real reason Edward thinks his soul is lost. Can she solve the 80 yr. old mystery? Will she become a vampire?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,315 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Hollowed Existences by illusionsmadereal reviews
What would have happened to Bella if she hadn't jumped?...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007
Redecorating with Emmett by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Emmett and Bella decide that Edward's room needs an upgrade.... or would it be a down grade? See what they do to it! Edward wants his revenge on Emmett, with Bella's help! is it just me, or is she evil? Now Complete... DO NOT KILL ME!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Responsibilities by be my escape1 reviews
What is it like for Jacob to know Bella wants to become one of them? “She would already be dead, Jacob. She wouldn’t be the Bella you love. She would be a leech, a soulstealer.” It wasn’t going to end like this. I ran faster, trying to out run my fate an
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006
My Platinum Heart by Forbittenlove reviews
Edward leaves Bella, and she finds a new coven. 20 years later Alice finally has a vision of Bella and it was not a good one. When they finally meet again the two families are forced to fight together to save the people they love. Can they do it? [EXB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007
why emmett cant go out anymore! by alliegirl09 reviews
why cant emmett go to walmart you ask read and find out! funnier than it sounds! also why emmett cant go to victoria secret and the mall! keep reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Final Night by Siriuslyfun19212 reviews
I knew in that moment that everything had changed. He had come home from Bella’s earlier to clear his mind, and now he had left again. He had left not to hunt, but to return to Bella. To return to her for one last night.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Your Rock by Kiljoy reviews
Jacob's teaching Bella gymnastics. That is, until Edward comes to bust up the party. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Forever More by Runs-with-vampires reviews
What i wish could happen in eclipse. lots of fluff! lead up, wedding, and the change!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007
Coming Back To You by edwardsoul reviews
Edward can't stay away. One night he comes back into Bella's room, but someone else is already there. SEQUEL: Ch. 10 to 23 Bella is foolish and determined to make things right with Jake. Will the werewolves take away everything that Bella cherishes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,246 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Regarding Bella by ReadingTwilight reviews
A oneshot. The conversation in New Moon between Charlie and Jacob, regarding Bella. Charlie's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Jacob's Note by be my escape1 reviews
This is Jacob's response to recieving Bella's Letter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Thoughts by Georgiana1234 reviews
A series of one shots on when Edwards little talent gets him into trouble. V funny if I say so myself which I just did.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2006
Paris falls? reviews
Bella has to choose, and sooner than ever. Can she do it? My first fanfic so please R&R Rated T for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete