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Author has written 15 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Teen Titans, Death Note, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, Young Justice, and Detentionaire.
Hello! I'm Victoria! Everyone's favorite otaku, pansexual, vegetarian, Neo-Pagan, author and future New York Fucking Times bestselling novelist!
Questions I Get Asked A Lot...
1)What does it mean to be pansexual?
1)To be pansexual it means that I'm attraceted to girls,boys, gender queer and whatever elese is out there. To me it doesn't matter what you are it matters who you are!
2)How come your a vegetarian?
2)One day I watched Fruits Basket and I got hooked on it. One day while watching Fruits Basket I saw Hatsuharu the cow. He was the hottest bipolar anime character ever. Since that day i couldn't eat meat because I looked down and saw the bipolar sex god. So I become a vegetarian!
3)Why do you keep your cell phone in your bra?
3)Easy acess / \
4)When are the people from the mental hospital coming to pick you up?
4)They already have four times. I've been let out to go back to school although I'm on a first name basis and send them Christmas cards every year.
5)Will you quit obessing over astrology?
5)Nope. I am proud that I check AOL horoscopes everyday. I am a Cancer and proud of it!
6)Will you stop reading the fiance section and read the funnies like any other teenager in the world?
6) But the finace section is fun! And I like it. sniffles
Couples I Ship(not all of them are here too many but many one day I'll put them allsighs)
Odd and Sam : O X S. The best couple .
Jermie and Aelita ( Did I spell that right ? ) : J X A . What is there not to love .
Ulrich and Yumi . : U X Y . Who does not support this couple is crazy
Ash and Misty : Poke shipping
Drew and May : Contest Shipping
Dawn and Paul : Ikari Shipping
Sokka and Toph : Tokka Best COUPLE EVER . Who cares about Suki anyway .
Aaang and Katara . Katanng
Zuko and Mai : Maiko
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Maybe. Their mpreg babies would be adorable! They would make a sexy ass couple though
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine. No clue how it would happen but that would a funny couple. Troublesome! Un!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Temari would be like wtf? And then just leave and try to forget the whole thing and make plans to never go to Leaf again.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic
Asuma begins to start having feelings for his girlfriend's cocky genin. And what if said cocky but smokin' hot genin starting feelings the same things?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Live Your Life
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
None of my friends wacth anime
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
None of my friends watch anime
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
So Cold by Crossfade
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
My bugs can see our destiny.
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I am the girl that was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who has nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple that had the reolter hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed even visit the child I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn too because I am a male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection towards other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who wanted to teach gym until some one told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
I hate they way people judge others. It's not right! Gays and transsexuals are people like everyone else!
I am not a lesbian i just hate the way people hate them they are normal people too!!
OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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Important update!! I'm no longer writing Cassandra's Mistake. nor I'm I ever going to write an Avatar, X-men Evo or teen titans fanfic. I will probably update every once in a while with a drabble or a really crappy drabble. So bye bye. Oh and the reason is because now I am a full fledge otaku. yeah! Whoot! Go Death Note!!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
(Copy/paste Music thing)
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Hate Me by Blue October. (I'm mean)
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF
You Get Me by Michelle Branch (Perfect Fit!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
4 Ever by The Veronicas(What that suppose to mean)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Bitch Song by Bowling For Soup (Ok...)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Vampire Heart by Him. (I think me and my friends are human)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Friend Or Foe by t.A.T.u (I'm not paranoid. Much...)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Goodbye Love from RENT(WTF? My friend lives like two streets down from me)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Girl Next Door by Saving Jane (Fits since one of them is a boy and another is a girl)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Promise Ring by Tiffany Evans (feat Ciara) (I don't have a promise ring though)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Shutting Detroit Down by John Rich ( But I don't want to be a carmaker or farmer or country singer)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I'm In Love With A Stripper by T-Pain (o_0 But they're both students)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Celebrity Skin by Hole (Don't even wanna ask)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Bad To The Bone by George Thoroughgood (They're goody two shoes)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Smooth Crimnal by Alien Ant Farm (I'm a crimnal now)
1. What’s my mood like right now?
2. How’s tomorrow going to be for me?
Hate Me by Blue October(Didn't already use this song and tomorrow Field day I don't wanna be emo!)
3. What kind of person am I?
Punk Rock 101 By Bowling For Soup (I'm Goth but alright)
4. Am I loved?
Promise Ring by Tiffanny Evans (Feat Ciara) (Sweet! I'm loved)
5. How can I achieve my highest potential?
Oh Oh Sexy Vampire by Fright Ranger (Lestaaaaaaat!)
6. What should I do with my life?
I'm The Type Of Guy Your Mother Warned You About by Shindig (I'm a chick)
7. Is everything going to be alright in the end?
Shutting Detroit Down by John Rich (Fuck you country music)
8. What is my best quality?
The More Boys I Meet by Carrie Underwood(That makes me feel a lot better and I don't even have a dog, pure scarascm)
9. How does my sex life look?
Two Pink Lines by Eric Chruch(I'm not a teenage mom)
10. What’s the meaning of life?
Today for you, Tomorrow for Me from RENT(Finally a one that fits)
11. What do people think of me?
4 Ever by The Veronicas (I stopped trying to make sense of these things)
12. Would I make a good lover?
Knock U Out by Tila Tequila (I guess not)
13. How crazy am I?
You Get me By Michelle Branch (I give up and this is sorta fitting)
14. Will I have a good life in general?
Sugar We're Going Down Swingin' by Fall Out Boy(Bittersweet, Just the way I like it)
15. Will someone ever really love me?
Next Contestant by Nickelback (Great, I get stuck with the possieve jerk/bitch. this one is not scarscm)
16. Can me and anybody ever be more than friends?
She's So High by Tal Bachman (I guess I should give up on men and just stick with girls then)
17. What’s going to happen to me this week?
Goodbye Love From Rent (I feel so emo)
18. Where will I be a year from now?
Closer to Fine by Indigo Girls (Yea!)
19. What is my fondest wish?
Wine Red by The Hush Sound (I'm not old enough to drink)
20. What is the love of my life doing at this very moment?
Bitch by Merdith Brooks (Blinks)
21. How did my parents meet?
Hey Lernado by Blessed Unions of Soul (Aww how sweet and cute)
22. How will I die?
Rule Breaker by Ashlee Simpson (I'm not that much of a daredevil)
23. What song will be played at my funeral?
Bad To The Bone By George Throughgood (Cheya I'm a badass! oh my fuckin gods did I just quote Sakura)
24. What will happen after I die?
One Of the Guys Kellie Pickler (Where my beer and remote control)
25. What will I dream about tonight?
XXX's and OOO's by Trisha Yearwood (Housewife?)
26. How does my media player feel about me?
Spitfire (05 Version) by The Prodigy (Ok then)
My Soap Opera Name:Roxy Howard (I love the name Roxanne or any dimuntive forms like Roxy. This name's just awesome)
My Stripper Name: Jessica SpankPassion (SpankPassiongiggles)
My Angel Name: Dina the Angel of Learning (Reminds me of Diana and the leaning part reminds me of Athena)
My Ninja Name: Irate Observer
My Spring Fairy Name: Rosebud Morning-Dew(this sounds so scary for some reason, sounds like a rapist name)
THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Neji,Shino,Shikamaru,Haku, and Kiba
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, HinaTema,GaaKiba, GaaNeji,SasuNeji,ShikaNeji,NejiKiba
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? both
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. I have one poster and and dvd volume
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes. I still am. In order from first to last, Sasuke,Shikamaru,Gaara,Kiba,Deidara,Sasori,Hidan,Shino,Sai,Temari.
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Neither? Fine if I have to choose KibaHina. I can deal with Kiba being bisexual
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru
9) Which team is your favorite? Sand Siblings
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nope.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yes.
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro.
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not all of them.
15) Have you read all the chapters? No.
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nope.
17) Sub or dub? Dub
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti all the way!
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Funny!
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Uchiha Madara.
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly Nerd!
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Tough one. I would have to say either Deidara or Haku. In my mind Haku is transsexual
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Kinda weird
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? I think Itachi. Hyper loaded on sugar Itachi.
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? Yup
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No. i have a few ideas but I don´t think I´ll ever write them.
27) Do you like lemons? Yes i do
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes, they do. They along with my family in Brazil threw a Japanese themed birthday party with Naruto characters on the wall.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? Once
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? no.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? no.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? no
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF?' no
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life and grades.
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No, i'm broke already.
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes. Really it´s not even funny how much I want to.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No.
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? Eh beauty is in the eye of the beholder
40) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Sorta
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You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.