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Joined 07-01-07, id: 1314801, Profile Updated: 04-01-10
Author has written 12 stories for Criminal Minds, Twilight, Harry Potter, Hawaii Five-0, and Glee.

Hi all!

I'm a fanfic addict with my own little (actually its rather large)twisted mind.

Quotes, anyone?

-Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean- (Bob Marley)

-It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about-

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

"The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

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No Keia La, No Keia Po, A Mau Loa reviews
A dangerous criminal takes his revenge out on Danny in the most cruel way. Slash- established relationship. Whump and Romance.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Danny W., Steve M.
Five Times Kurt Proves He Really Is A Boy reviews
Behind all of that flaming homosexuality lies a real man. Kurt proves it... in his own way. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Meant to Last reviews
Last Dreamer Steve H/C challenge... While investigating a murder on a luxury yacht just off the coast, Steve stumbles across a timer. A harmless, inconsequential, set and ticking timer.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Steve M., Danny W.
A Less Dissatisfying Season Finale Storyline reviews
Because I hate waiting. And because I love Whump.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Steve M. - Complete
Not Your Average Paradise reviews
Sequel to TOS. Steve is roped into another operation with ridiculously high stakes and the probability of a violent death. And, of course, this time there's the added pressure of getting his partner out of harm's way before all hell breaks loose...
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,380 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Hui Hou reviews
It wasn't supposed to end this way. It was supposed to end with an "I love you" and then a happily ever after. But this? This was fate ripping his heart out of his chest. Slash- Steve/Danno.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
The Other Side reviews
Danny assumes that "working the other side" means being a sniper. How wrong he was... T for language and classic Steve whump.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,878 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
I Invented The Walking Hammock reviews
Useless, frustrating, self- sacrificing, SEAL maniac. He just had to go and tell the suspects that HE was Danny Williams... Shameless Steve whump with some Danno h/c thrown in for good measure. M for language.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Remember Me reviews
One- Shot AU. The list goes on and on. The dead, the gone for good, and those left to pick up the pieces. Hermione reminisces about all the sacrifices made in the war, and ponders just how to move on. MAJOR TWIST AT THE END.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Hermione G.
On This Lonely Road reviews
AU/AH. Bella is the daughter of a renowned lawyer and heiress to a fortune. The murder of her parents at the hands of a New york crime lord causes her to escape to a childhood home away from home in Washington. There she meets mysterious, sexy Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Perhaps I'll Die Tomorrow reviews
A hostage situation in Georgia forces Reid to sacrifice everything to save the ones he loves. In the process, long kept secrets are revealed. Nothing is ever going to be the same. SLASH Reid/OC. Features confident Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - S. Reid
Strange meetings reviews
A new team, strength, kidnapping, tensions, love, LA is a wonderful place.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
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