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"Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of drugs."

While most of people have homophobia... I have a hobophobia instead! :D :D That's lame, I know, but many hobos have started running after me and stuff. I could write a book called "Adventures of Linda and HOBOS". Seriously. Hehe

If you saw me, you could see number 2 in my left eye and the infinity sign in my right eye; the real reason why my fringe is so short is because I usually cut it unevenly at first and then I try to correct with cutting more. I got my sister to cut it last times, so it really isn't a problem anymore.
When I have 20 seconds left before a song scrobbles on my last.fm, I usually wait for them so the song is scrobbled and switch song only after that. I feel lame when I do that though, ahah.
Shouldn't be even publishing this, since it's a bad ad and first impression should be the best one and all, but I'm really unmotivated and lazy. I sleep 14h daily so that just proves it. I love to sleep. I love to read children books as well, such as "Mio min Mio" or "The Moomins". The illustrations are beyond pretty and peaceful at once and they do take my fancy. I like to paint with watercolors. I might be influenced since I usually do illustrations mostly as well. Of course, I read other stuff. I'd say my favorite writer is Dostoevsky, the man who grabs you in his world and makes you think about it, comparing his world to yours. And then, after those intellectual lines, the guilty pleasure. Fanfiction. I haven't been reading it a lot lately though because I don't have an OTP or any series I particularly like anymore. Those were the times, haha. Well, that would be that.

Either way,

Name: Linda
Blood type: B
Birth date: 18th of May
Height: 160 cm
Favorite color: Brown most definitely and darker shades of blue.
Favorite drink: Ginger or Romanov blend tea, vodka with juice that's not too sweet aaaand...
Favorite beer: ...Brenguļu dark beer! The best thing on the world, man. If you ever come to Latvia, you MUST try it.
Disliked food: My mother's cooking and c-ce-ce-celery DD8 Fast food too. Though I'd eat mostly anything since I like food, haha.
Favorite food: The special zucchini recipe I have discovered, Italian and Indian food. I somehow love potato pancakes, the taste of childhood. Mmm.
Favorite bands: They are changing in speed of light! I do fancy Nine Inch Nails, Crystal Castles, Bondage Fairies and Lady GaGa though.
Favourite animal: Owls and reindeer since I love forests. I love my cat too.
Favorite brand: Mango, ZARA, H&M, Pull and Bear and, of course, thrift finds! What would I do without them.
Hobby: Sick and twisted one.
Tobacco: I've taken fancy of Mac Baren's "Grape Choice", reaaaaally lovely rolling tobacco
Cologne: Miss Dior Cherie eau de parfum, I'd love to buy it someday.
My boom: Just lazing around when I have time, laughing about fucktard. Painting and reading books too.
Liked type: A little bit innocent-a little bit dirty-a little bit mature-a little bit childish-a little bit vulgar-a little bit polite - possibly all merged in one individual. A fine brain, but a dreadful mind.
Disliked type: Two-sided, full of complexes, stupid, egoistic, shallow person who takes everything too seriously. And is obnoxious+loud. Well, I dislike a lot of people, ahahaha.
Strong point: Good sense of humor (at least with well known people), spontaneousness, fashion sense, lifting up other's spirits and, dundundundunnn, hiding things. A good listener. There's a lot more to explore, babes!
Weak point: No sense of time, losing interest fast and really anxious in social situations. I might as well snap which isn't a pleasant sight to see. Actually, here's more to explore too, babes!
Charming point: Eyes, creativity, friendliness, somewhat. Haha, I don't really know, actually.
Super Hero Power: Screw you, super hero power, I'd rather a Magical Tarbiņa. :C
Quote: You're a mental minority, dude!
Something will never give up on: My life, of course.
My future enthusiasm: Get in the art school, get my own apartment where I could put up new, nice wallpapers and paint the planking floor red.

Even though I don't look that friendly at all, I actually am. I'm easy to talk you once you know me a little.
I'm writing without much emoticons but in reality I am emoticon whore. I'm using them too much sometimes, really, but I'm trying to control myself at that, still. But I usually use the following one mostly ;D


My LIVEJOURNAL is: istirmorons
My LAST.FM is: minorriots

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Devil in the details by passivefunction reviews
It all starts with a conflict between two brothers and they find themselves tangled up in the mess of their relationship, eventually drawing in more and more people. NorxIce, Incest, highschool AU. !UPDATED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Norway, Iceland
I Made Out With A Rock Star by Destiel1994 reviews
Deidara-typical high school student. Sasori-Musician well on his way with his band Desert Puppets. One night brings these two spiraling towards one another SasoDei p.s. I suck at summaries so its better than the summary sounds lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Diet War by Hasegawa reviews
“Have Yao gained weight, da? You seem heavier these days.” The bomb was dropped. Pairings: Russia x China; Japan X Taiwan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Russia, China
Connection by Smrtypantz reviews
Alfred and Arthur may not get along in real life, but once they start chatting online without knowing who the other is, they find themselves falling for their mysterious emailer…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Canada's Journal by Preussen reviews
Canada starts up a journal again, only to have it filled with entries about a certain red eyed man who keeps invading his house demanding Maple Syrup... CanadaxPrussia //Real names used//
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,391 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Simple Enough by lyart reviews
They're like a married couple. Except not married–Matthew stands by that, damn it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Maya Writes a Fanfic by Arglefumph reviews
Maya with some help from Pearl writes a fanfic about Edgeworth finding a girlfriend. And of course, things spin out of control when the fanfic starts coming true.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Maya F. - Complete
Feelings Turnabout by Arglefumph reviews
An ending I wrote up for "Trials and Tribulations". Things spin out of control during the last trial of the game when Godot convinces the court that Phoenix is madly in love with Maya, and the two eventually become a couple. Phoenix/Maya
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,690 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Itachi Learns To Dance by ShiningSugar14 reviews
Itachi thinks he's under attack from fangirls and runs into Deidara's room. More ItaDei!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Injury Seduction by Lovely Spell reviews
Under Construction. Please don't read or more than likely the chapters won't make sense because editing will not be done in order, and the plot will slightly change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Psychologist by Lyricism reviews
AU. Deidara seems like the standard new kid to Sasori. But, when the bubbly blond enters his life and brings love, child abuse and his cutting adddiction out into the open, Sasori's life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Baseball by Lovely Spell reviews
Iruka recalls how he hit his 3 strikes with Kakashi, but is he out? Humorous. I swear you'll laugh at some point. University setting. IrukaxKakashi OOC AU oneshot COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Filth in the Beauty reviews
Obsessions, obsessions... How far they can lure a lost sheep in?" /SasoDei, AU, PG-15, violence, implied sex, cigarettes. Not romance. Something far but close to it. Anything else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
High School Days in Girl's skirt reviews
AU, SasoDei// Would you smile, talk like them and wear their kind of skirt if you were dared to? On top of that, what would you do if someone would in love with you thinking, that you are girl, rather than boy? /cheesy summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori