Author has written 13 stories for Power Rangers, Inuyasha, Twilight, and Burn Notice.
My favorite color is green. On weekends I fight crime in spandex. I save kittens from high trees. I'm Italian but I don't like pizza or spaghetti. I wrote a symphony when I was nine. I have six toes. I started a homeless shelter for my fourth grade community service project. I created a time machine but my dog ate the blueprints. I discovered a planet. I have been to every single country. I beat Bill Gates at chess. I have six world records. My house has a bat cave. I have X-ray vision. I dated Prince Harry. The CIA calls me for covert operations I found Atlantis. I own a sneaker company. I discovered French Toast. I was recruited by the WNBA but turned them down for the Peace Corps. I created a color. K-Fed asked for my number. I can fly. My social security number is 1. I'm immune to mad cow disease. Little children love me. I can climb walls. I'm a pirate. Water gives me hives. I memorized all the numbers in pi. Fabio emails me for romance advice. I discovered quantum physics.
All Encompassing Disclaimer: All of the works seen here are works of my own creation, however no profit was made from the publishing of these stories. All characters, television shows, movies etc. seen here are the sole property of their respective creators and I make no claim to them.
Reasons Why People Are Not Reading Your Stories...
First, don't tell me your summery sucks. The purpose of a summery is to summarize your story. I do not want to waste my time guessing what your story is about with you telling me, the reader, to "trust you," the anonymous person that you know next to nothing about, that your story is good. The chances that I'm going to read your story just because of your user name is very very slim. If you have a terrible summery that could very well mean that you're a terrible writer, so telling me your summery sucks is an awful strategy.
Along the same lines, please don't capitalize every word in your summery, if it looks stupid, it probably is.
Next, I am a terrible speller, so for all you other bad spellers out there I feel your pain. But we live in such an amazing age with spell check and dictionary.com that really there isn't any excuse for us not to have the vast majority of words spelled correctly. It really couldn't be easier, just press that little abc check button and let the computer do the work for you. I mean really people, if I'm finding mistakes in your spelling that's really bad.
I know reviews are like crack to writers, believe me, I understand. But sometimes, people just don't have the time to think critically about your story and review it. So when writers assign quotas to their stories before they'll post another chapter, I'm more disinclined to review, or even read your story. I'd much rather have someone actually critique my story rather than just write "great" or "write more" to increase the number of reviews. Those aren't reviews, that's blackmail.
Lastly, titles people. All major words should be capitalized. It looks better. It's common sense and one of the instances where peer pressure is acceptable. If other people are doing it, you should too.
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