Kaida Shade
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Joined 07-02-07, id: 1315274, Profile Updated: 09-05-09
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hello everyone .

well, about me then...

Name: Kaida Shade (okay im lying but im paranoid like that)

Age: 16 now .

Location: THIS! IS! ENGLAND! And I am exceptionally English. All hail my English-ness and refusal to bow down to American spelling. (Only, I don't have the archetypal accent. Close though)

Weight: I havent been near a set of scales in years and I don't plan to start now ¬.¬ Lets just say... I'm no stick insect and I am... well endowed, in the chest area.

Favourite punctuation: the ellipsis (...) because I find them amusing and I like to show trains of thought, and the semicolon (;) just because it looks like a winky thing and makes my sentences more interesting.
(Oh god... did I just put in a section about my favourite punctuation?!)

Favourite words: currently 'amiable' and 'obligatory'... seriously I say them about 6 times a day. 'Disconcerting' is a common one too. My current catchphrase is 'Yatta!'

I'm a bit nuts, overly imaginative and may or may not have been hyper when I wrote this profile. I meticulously spell-check, but I'm using Wordpad so the spellchecker doesn't really get a look in. I almost never update, so please no attacking me for going three months without writing anything. Although... I probably do deserve to be smacked for that. Especially those of you who read When They Were Young... I have no idea where I'm going with that, any suggestions for things that should happen?

click the eggs!

www.kaida-shade.deviantart.com my dA account.

I'll take requests for oneshots, but they may not happen instantly, although I'll do my best. I can be slow when it comes to writing. Readers of my stuff will know this.

'F-ck insert thing here. F-ck it up its nonexistent arse.' - Me

'Eheh... oops' - me (I really do say 'eheh'. It's kinda like a nervous laugh. But i didnt need to tell you that)

'It's not immature to laugh at dirty jokes 'coz little kids dont get them' - Various friends at various points in time.

'Oh piss and wee!'- my best bud Schemilix when playing poker.

'DRAMATIC GESTURE! -points in a style more usually associated with martial arts-' I started it but now Lecricia and Schemilix do it too -.- damn copycat nutters.

'Well, bugger.' - me when stuff goes wrong.

Story Info:

When They Were Young: Essentially dead. I am now looking for someone to take it over. Anybody wants it, PM me, but ASK before taking it or I will hunt you down and eat you.

Dragon Fire: Sporadic updates are likely- I never update regularly either because I forget or just plain can't be bothered to write anything.

KH: Life in Crack: Again, sporadic updates basically whenever I write one.

Possible AkuRoku Collab with FinalFallenFantasy, when this will be up idk, though first chapter is currently in the works.


Panda means you just lost the game. If we got you, put this on your profile and spread the meme

Please Read This

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.

I despise any kind of intolerance, so if you're going to be a racist, sexist, ageist, homophobic or intolerant person, don't do it in my presence if you value your life.

on the lighter side:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the I'm-not-gonna-guess-what percent who looks at that statistic and goes "yeah, right", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, Kh meerkats, Evil Genius of the COCA, FredandGeorgetwinsoftheC.O.C.A, Kaida Shade

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS!! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you break your computer because Riku and the whole of StarClan told you to (ALL FEAR RIKU!! ~Crystillianray). Crazy is when you have serious conversations with your friend about having a black hole in your boobs. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesnt have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you are British and proud put this thingy on your profile.

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:

1. Open your library (itunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press Play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5.When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits:
Thriller- Fall Out Boy

2.Waking up:
Starlight- Muse

3.First Day of College:
Dani California- Red Hot Chilli Peppers

4.Falling in Love:
Undivided- Bon Jovi (yes, Kaida-san likes Bon Jovi lol)

5. Kiss Scene:
Somewhere I Belong- Linkin Park

6.Fight Song:
Grand Theft Autumn (Where Is Your Boy?) Fall Out Boy

7. Breaking Up:
Last Man Standing- Bon Jovi

8. Graduating College:
I'm Gay- Bowling For Soup (woo, happy song!)

9. Big Break:
America- Razorlight (Say what that makes no sense whatsoever)

10. Mental Breakdown:
Invincible- Muse (once again, makes no sense really)

11. Driving Song:
Move Along- All American Rejects

12. Flashback:
Don't Stop Me Now- Queen

13: Getting back together:
Damned- Bon Jovi (XD why does that amuse me?)

Welcome To Wherever you Are- Bon Jovi (my mp3 appears to be on a Bon Jovi trip today...)

15. Birth of Child:
Time Of Your Life- Green Day

16. Paying Dues:
Fill My Little World Right Up- The Feeling

17. Moment of Triumph:
Teenage Dirtbag- (cant remember who wrote it eheh)

18. Final Battle:
The Leaving Song pt II- AFI (epic battle much?)

19. Death Scene:
Every Heart- BoA (Inuyasha Theme ftw)

Funeral Scene:
Wake Me Up When September Ends- Green Day (nice one mp3 player .)

End Credit:
We Didn't Start The Fire- Billy Joel (i think)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Southern ENGLAND... does that count?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
(Well, i don't know about overweight but I need to lose a few pounds.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Wrong on every count; I don't have that accent, I hate tea, don't get cricket and... where the heck did that last one come from?)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Blame Schemilix-sama; she's a bit of a grammar nazi)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Fast Cars and Airplanes in Heaven by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
Kink Meme Fill #4 on Live Journal! AU, Modern times. Altair is a PI contacted by Giovanni to rescue his kidnapped son, Ezio... YAOI WARNING! AU!
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What If by freaky-hanyou reviews
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Haunted by an Angel by LoquitorLatinae reviews
It was Sora's first real crush, and it had to be with a dead person. But that doesn't mean it can't be love. RikuSora, LeonCloud, AxelRoxas, others. AU. Author's note addition up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,352 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Song of the Condemned by LoquitorLatinae reviews
Sequel to "Haunted by an Angel". Two years have passed when a new supernatural enemy arises, and now Roxas has to finally come to terms with his feelings for Axel and just try to survive! AxelRoxas, RikuSora, LeonCloud, DemyxZexion. Author's Note added!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,330 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
A Slice of Time by FinalFallenFantasy reviews
Very rubbish, written in ten minutes to hit the time mentioned within the fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Luxord, Xigbar - Complete
The Mirror by Kausa reviews
Roxas got a "New" mirror as a gift from his father. But what happens when the mirror causes more trouble then its worth? Akuroku, AU, Angst on many levels. The sequel you all asked for is now up! Its called "Masks".
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,144 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Mission Hogwarts by SilverKitsune234 reviews
Okay, here goes, the rookie 9 minus sasuke plus team Gai and the sand sibs go to hogwarts to protect harry. Set during 5th year. Pretty funny. rated for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,560 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007
The Dalek Invasion of Discworld by Rosethorn reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Reverse by RamaLlama reviews
Roxas just wanted a sea-salt ice cream. He didn't plan on dying. And he definitely didn't plan on having his life rewinded like a cassette tape. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,767 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by the.israel.project107 reviews
AkuRoku Day giftfic for Decorinne. After falling down a hole, meeting an enigmatic cat-boy, and struggling hard to stay, you know, *alive*, Axel's starting to get kind of fed up with this forest. Weird-ass oneshot in two parts.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 40,308 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Kazekage Misadventures by YondyB reviews
Just humorous drabbles about our favorite redheaded insomniac psychopath Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gaara
If This Cat Could Talk by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Axel’s therapist suggests that he get a cat to help him get over an accident involving his little brother’s best friend. It doesn’t take him long to realize that strange things are afoot, however…COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,277 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
What's Your Excuse This Time? by PrincessRosa reviews
It's swimming in PE at school and Axel would do anything to get out of it. And so, apparently, would the others. Rated for slight language. Mention: AU and very much a crack fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Axel, Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2942 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Skin Deep by Cold-Creature reviews
Todd wakes up in an awkward position. And he can only wish he hadn’t pissed of Pietro the day before. Fluffy Kodd! Enjoy! Yaoi! Slash!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Of Pet Shops and Oceans by Candied reviews
He'll never survive! Demyx claimed, moving his arms about animatedly. I wasn't quite sure that Demyx was right, but the sight of his tears was too much for me to oppose. I had to do something. [AU] [Zemyx] [Shounenai] For X fuji X
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Tradition by YondyB reviews
Gaara claims he is being attacked on a single day of the year by the same person, over and over again, and is terrified. Can Naruto wake up to witness the event? Ultra Crack. Written for my birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
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Honey reviews
Xigbar ends up in a rather sticky situation thanks to Luxord's brilliant idea. XigLux, rated for implied sex. Definitely fluffy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Xigbar, Luxord - Complete
Baker's Dozen reviews
Axel has horrible bad luck in his love life. Until one fateful day when he decides to end it all and walks out before the car of a certain blonde... Cowrite with FinalFallenFantasy. FFF: lol hai guys. So, please read and enjoy. Bad summary; bad!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts: Life in Crack reviews
A series of humourous, amusing and just plain strange oneshots from your's truly. All oneshots, all Kingdom Hearts, all crack. Rated for safety and language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Axel, Sora
Dragon Fire reviews
Roxas plans to be the last sacrifice his town will ever have to make to this monster. Unfortunately for him, he got a whole lot more than he bargained for when he went dragon hunting... Rated for safety. Most likely gonna be AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Axel, Roxas
When It's Over reviews
Set after Xemnas's defeat. Sora reflects in the Proof of Existance. Perhaps Nobodies weren't the monsters he thought they were? Darker than my usual oneshots.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
When They Were Young reviews
Gaara is sent to Konoha to learn the ways of the Sand's allies, and Naruto is assigned by the Hokage to show him around.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.