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Joined 07-02-07, id: 1315295, Profile Updated: 07-16-09
Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, and Fruits Basket.

HEY KIDDIES.

Yeah so um...yeah. Pretty much.

Hi, I like Kingdom Hearts, I like Harry Potter, I like oodles of anime and manga. :D I'm a very happy girl, I'm a chipper thing, I like to be caffeinated. I like gay things. I like yaoi and yuri. I like Riku and Axel and Draco Malfoy (I especially like to say his name accusingly and loud and as though it is one word) and Austria and Prussia and Haruko and Pip and Damien and Fuko and Haruhi Suzumiya and and and FALL OUT BOY.
Oh, I like bands too. Many bands. :3

If you ever want me to write you something, (which, I can't really understand why you would want to, but sure) I'd be more than happy to. :D Send me a message. And if you want, check out my dA page, I have a lot of non-fanfiction there. :3

A vague list of interests:
Games: Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Final Fantasy (multiple ones xD)
Books: Harry Potter, Looking for Alaska, most Chuck Palahniuk novels, Paper Towns, Calvin and Hobbes (xD)
Anime/Manga: Clannad, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei, ToraDora!, Axis Powers Hetalia...I like a lot. o_o;;
Bands: Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, My Chemical Romance, Say Anything, Green Day, Evanescence, The Academy Is..., The Wombats, The Used, Panic at the Disco, Mindless Self Indulgence

I also really like South Park.

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While you sleep by blacksoles reviews
Lovino finds Antonio fast asleep on the couch, and soon, suppressed desire takes over him. There's no stopping now, is there? One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
This Sequel Really Sucks! by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
Pip and Damien are back! And are they in for an adventure this time. Follow the "not-really couple" as they deal with Unresolved Sexual Torment, getting kidnapped by 'Sadie,' and a new friend who might want to be more than just friends with our dear Pip..
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,782 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Pip P.
Take a Walk with Me by LastCetra reviews
Riku never wanted to go on a journey with her. But maybe a walk was all he needed to help clear his head. To realise, that maybe, it wasn't such a bad idea after all. Riku x Naminé
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Riku, Naminé - Complete
Forgetting Lily Evans by Imminent Paradox reviews
-ONESHOT- "Arrogant, vain, big-headed James Potter. It was all his fault that this girl would no longer even acknowledge me- it was all his fault that the girl that I loved could no longer stand to be around me, if even for a moment." Snape's musings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Chocolate Vampire by Estra reviews
After his breakup with Kairi, Sora sought out a habit of eating chocolate. On his way home from a meeting of friends, Sora passes out, only to be saved by Riku, the best looking boy ever. but he doesn't have eyes for Sora, but Kairi. RS mafia!Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sora, Riku
Organization XIII Goes Disney? by rokusasu74 reviews
It's the classic family vacation: Disney World! But what will happen when eight members of Organization XIII hop in a van and turn the place upside down? From long car rides with Demyx to losing Roxas in the Magic Kingdom, it's all gonna go downhill...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,517 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Demyx, Roxas
You just haven't earned it yet, baby by lindy hopper reviews
Draco and Harry form unforgettable bond during Christmas Break. Read it. It'll be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
In the Dark by Skitts reviews
Rikucentric: Several different scenarios, all fairly angsty, all revolving around Riku. Poor kid doesn't ever catch a break. :COMPLETE:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Riku, Riku - Complete
Nothing Greater Than by merines reviews
It wasn't extraordinary, but it was love all the same. AxelRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Riku, Axel - Complete
My Time Of The Month Is A Rather Touchy Subject by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
complete. Second year Remus Lupin has always kept his pain a secret from the other Maruaders. But this doesn't go over well with them... Watch as they embark on a quest, led by Sirius, to uncover Remus' secret...and to get him to admit it to them!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,658 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It Tastes Better When You're Insane by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
AU. Zim is the new student. Dib is the insane boy in his class who doesn't know the definition of personal space. Zim begins to wonder how Dib could have gotten the way he is and vows to turn him sane hoping Dib will quit watching him in the shower. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Zim, Dib
Spontaneous Combustion by Vixen2004 reviews
... Marry me? ..::Larxene X Axel // Larxel::..
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Axel, Larxene
wonderland by Lavender341 reviews
[no pairing] And Roxas is falling...down, down, down the rabbit hole [rated due to some gruesome imagery]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
hurry up and wait by BisquickBismarck reviews
swing low, sweet [passus et sepultus est tamen did non et ascendit in caelum] chariot, come'in for to carry me home. [axel.riku][s: wherein identification is emblazoned]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Axel, Riku
captured by oh how beauty burns reviews
Axel grinned, “Welcome to Castle Oblivion, love.” [oneshot.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Marluxia - Complete
and so it was by ChibiFrubaGirl reviews
[DemyxRiku] And that was the story of how Riku fell for Demyx completely. [for Khaz, who is awesome]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Demyx, Riku - Complete
Amazing by Phoenix.Writing reviews
Short and sweet. After seven long years, the final Leaving Feast for Draco and those in his year has arrived. It’s time to award the House Cup, and the outcome is obvious, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life After Circumventing Hogwarts' Security by She-Who-Is-Not-To-Be-Psycho reviews
HarryDraco. No spoilers. Dragged from his warm bed and though the streets of muggle London, Draco knows not what his mother plans, but his life is going to turn decidedly complicated the moment his mother sentences: Draco, you are at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Ring by SharleaNorth reviews
Axel, Demyx, and Roxas are watching The Ring. But, with the help of Namine, Axel's not going to let their seven days pass quietly. Rated T because I have no clue what's going to happen...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Axel, Naminé - Complete
Dark Chocolate Cake by Nature's High reviews
Of palm trees and china plates, of brewing storms and thunder quakes, of a little friendship and dark chocolate cakes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Because I Can't Stand You by MissBehavior reviews
Harry and Draco are locked up in a room. DMHP. Slash. Oneshot. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pip Really Sucks! by Kenny's SpaceCadet reviews
COMPLETE! Pip is friendless... until Damien returns and pulls Pip into a series of strange occurrences, including a threat on God's very existence, Satan and John Lennon being totally gay for each other, and an evil duck...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,221 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Pip P. - Complete
Meant to Be by Happiness's Deceit reviews
HikaruKaoru brother drabble. It seems, the Kaoru said, that we are simply not meant to be. He gazed coolly at the other. It hurts more than it should, Hikaru drifting away from him.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Strangers on a Bus by idratherbesailing reviews
Two excited models, a hopeless singer, and two fleeting criminals stuck on one bus. What could possibly happen? [ chapter 2 up ] [ read and review please ]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007
T0RN by WinglessSeraphim reviews
She should have listened more often. .Kairi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Kairi - Complete
Sweet Dreams by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
Oneshot, Replicacentric. [contest fic for xxlovelycollision] Everybody’s looking for something. Why not you?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Riku, Naminé - Complete
Those Darn Nargles by RandomLuv reviews
Draco's trying to study and enjoy his pumpkin juice. Luna is trying to save him from the nargles. DracoXLuna drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
ember and ash by Fatal-Love reviews
[drabbleAU] Riku admires the blood blossom stranger.[AKURIKU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Axel, Riku - Complete
Love of Nightfall by rokusasu74 reviews
It's tough being a vampire. Akyra would know...her parents abandoned her, blinded by hate. She meets a boy named Sora who takes her in, and the two soon learn that they both have troubled lives. But can she keep him safe when their worlds begin to collide
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sora
nobody by silver moon droplet reviews
[drabble] oh princess, don't cry heroes are suppose to die.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Kairi - Complete
Outside Looking In by pandabears05 reviews
Fate can take us in unexpected directions. DracoLuna. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Have You Noticed? by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"'That's not—Christ, Malfoy—you can't just—you're—' 'I'm—mmph.' 'God.' 'You're right, Potter. I am God.'" Sleuthy Hermione, slightly dense Ron, and a little too much sexual innuendo to be healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Glance by numina reviews
It's just one glance too many.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Roxas - Complete
Not so Normal by Winter Gallowsraven reviews
Luna is odd. But Draco's not too normal himself. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Daddy, Where Do Babies Come From? by PS2games-lady reviews
[Alternate Title: Why Xemnas Turned to Darkness] Poor daddy Xemnas is confronted with the question every parent doesn't want to answer... But little Sora doesn't give up so quickly... [ONESHOT]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Xemnas, Sora - Complete
Spare a Heart? by Kai's Snowfall reviews
They've always been there, haven't they? [Everybody wants a taste of darkness]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
by number & size by Rosalyn Angel reviews
[Oneshot. AxelRiku, SoraRiku friendship] Take all your pills and divide them by number and size.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Riku, Axel - Complete
Rock Lee, the Handsome Beast of Colgate? by idkwhatthisevenis reviews
Lee wants to be Colgate toothpaste's new posterboy! :D [crackfic, OOC]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Lee R., Gai M.
growing by oh how beauty burns reviews
“Code red! Code red!” Marluxia cried out. oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naminé - Complete
Rock Lee's Guide to Wooing Haruno Sakura by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
This time, Lee has made it a mission to gain the heart of Haruno Sakura! He wonders if changing certain parts of his life will influence her opinion of him. However, will his changes make matters better or worse?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
Say You Remember by IridescentFlight reviews
[Roxel] Say you hate me, say you never want to see me again. It won't matter. Just say you remember me, and I'll be alright. [oneshot, drabble]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Replica by DragoonG reviews
(KH:CoM) Everyone knows all about Riku, but what about that annoying replica of his? This time, it's a story that revolves around the 'fake'...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,555 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Shatter by Taste of Violets reviews
Things break, and Meiling wants to put them back together. Shoujo ai implied.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Meiling L., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Shimmer by Maji the Blue Mage reviews
[Alternate end to KH][One-shot]During the first battle with Ansem, Sora and his enemy are warped away to another world where they have to stay until they learn to cooperate.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Complete
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Bloody Love Potion! reviews
Draco Malfoy had no intention of taking a barely-passable love potion Looney Lovegood had made. Now he's filled with butterflies in his stomach and self-loathing in his mind. DracoxLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
Ghosts reviews
Riku's an angry little insomniac who just so happens to see ghosts. Axel just so happens to be one of them. [AkuRiku] [Multichap, yay!]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Axel, Riku - Complete
Flightless Bird
[Naminecentric] And they plead. Oh, how they plead. [Oneshot] [Possibly collection]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Naminé
It's Not Like I reviews
It was painful, seeing him stare at her like that, and for a second, I didn't understand why. [ONESHOT] [KakeruYuki, shonenai. Nothing graphic.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Yuki S., Kakeru M. - Complete
Of Coffee and Twitching Hands reviews
Luna finds a defeated Draco Malfoy on the ground while searching the castle for survivors. Needless to say, she strikes up conversation with the injured boy. [DracoLuna] [HP7] [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Sisters reviews
Some problems only your sister can solve. [Kairi and Namine] [Friendship!Fic] [for warm.summer.night's contest]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Kairi, Naminé
Antipathy and Adoration reviews
I had the most intricate plan to kill him, until an emotion a little too human for my taste got in the way. [Vampires]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Riku
Solitude reviews
Blonde, she finally replied, smiling to herself at the thought. Dirty blonde. With a smile that makes me want to scold him, yet embrace him.... [RikuNamineRoxas] [Oneshot] [Maybe suicide...?]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Naminé - Complete
Lose Myself reviews
This time the kiss lasted longer, though I'd agree we both found it too short. I know for a fact that I found it to be the fastest, yet longest, moment of my life. [RoxasxNamine] [Oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
As Far As He Could Tell reviews
As far as he could tell, everything was real. Of course, so many things aren't as they appear.... [Oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Riku, Naminé - Complete