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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Twilight.

Hello, my loves. xD I'm Jessica Marie. And here is all that you shall know about me...

Favorite Movies:TWILIGHT, THE COVENANT, Accepted, Prom Night, Harry Potter(all but the first because the graphics suck!) Umm...All the Scary Movies. Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans. Uhh...yeah.

Favorite Bands: Paramore, Hey Monday, All Time Low, New Found Glory, Simple Plan, Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, Foo Fighters, Fall Out Boy, Papa Roach, Shinedown, Avril Lavigne, Hillary Duff, Miley Cyrus, Jordin Sparks, Jonas Brothers, Emily Osment, etc.

Favorite TV shows: Total Drama Island, Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Code Geass, Inuyasha, Wizards of Waverly Place, etc.

Favorite books: The amazingly wonderful Twilight Saga, Speak, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Uglies series, The Outsiders, The Giver, Charlie Bone series, etc.

Favorite couples: SasuNaru, SasuSaku, NaruHina, NaruSaku, ShikaTema, ShikaTayu, ShinoHina, KibaHina, KibaIno, NejiTen, GaaSaku, PeinXKonan, DeiTobi, EdwardXBella, JasperXAlice, GarrettXKate, HarryXGinny, RonXHermione, DracoXHermione, Fax, ZaneXTally, etc.

Favorite Characters: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Alice Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Leah Clearwater, Jasper Hale/Whitlock, Bella Swan/Cullen, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Sakura, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Rock Lee, Naruto, Shikamaru, Gaara, Temari, Tsunade, Kabuto, Hidan, Itachi, Tobi, Matsuda, L, Inuyasha, Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Chad, Uriyu(sp?) etc.

Favorite Quotes:

"All of my fandoms want to kill your fandom" Kim talking about the Akatsuki and Sasuke.

"It's on!" Christopher Titus

"Strap me on to a motercycle and record it,sell it on DVD entitled 'Kill Titus' wither thirty minutes of bonus footage 'blalalalalalalalalalala'" Christopher Titus

"Are you okay? Want me to rub some honey on your thighs?" Dane Cook

"Go swallow a knife, I hate you!" Dane Cook

"I hope he does become a tree. That way when he's out doing his tree thing, whatever it is trees do. I heard they're good with breezes. Anyway, I hope out of nowhere a huge sweaty guy with an axe comes and chop him down, make him into paper, and when he's paper...They print the bible on him!"- Dane Cook talking about an athiest.

"And the directions always have something that say 'If you hit the train tracks, you've gone to far.' And right when you read that. bump Fuck." Dane Cook.

"I just came." - Dane Cook.


"That looks really awkward." -Broer when I came back from a softball party soaking wet.

"AGOOGLY" Kim (wtf?)

Argument Brooke vs. Macy (aka dumbass girl from school)

Macy: Hey Brooke, I know what baka means now.

Brooke: What is it?

Macy: It means idiot, and I am not an idiot.

Brooke: Oh, yes you are.

Macy: How?

Brooke: You don't know what baka means.

Macy: Who knows what baka means?

Me: I do.

Jamie(Macy's friend): Well of course you do.

Brooke: I also said a lot of other things...

Me, Kim and Drew on the phone

Me: Drew do you like Sasuke?

Drew: Yes.

Me: Yay!

Drew: His hair looks like a chicken butt and he always loses to the log.

Me: Say one more thing about the log and I'm hanging up


Me: hangs up

"hehe, moo" Kakashi NTAS

"Hot damn!" some random guy on robot chicken.

"I don't like flashbacks... Opening themes! Now there's something that'll get the hokage up in the morning" Third Hokage NTAS "Sir, that was disgusting and mentally scarring." Anko NTAS

"What the crap?!" Allison B.

"Flying Fish" Kim and/or Brooke

"Holy crap! I'm deformed! My brother Alex pretending to be Sakon/Ukon

"Sakura, I'm going to say to you what I'm sure every Naruto fan has ever wanted to say to you...shut the hell up, you fuzzbag" Sasuke NTAS

"Hinata's personality blows" Broer on MSN "What was your first clue?" me in my head

Conversation with Kim at school:

"ItaNaru, crack?" me

"Crack means it will never happen" Kim

"Oh, I thought you meant that you must be on crack to like that couple..." me

"Would it be childish of me to hide in the closet?" Edward Cullen

"He's a bit fickle" Edward Cullen

"Bella, you are utterly absurd" Edward Cullen

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you and I'm not ashamed of it."- Edward Cullen

"I like the improvements to your dress, though." -The very perverted...Edward Cullen.


"Penguins. Lovely." Edward Cullen

"EDDER!" Kim

When I was typing in Language Arts:

"The program Appleworks 6 has unexpectedly quit" CPU

"Screw you." Me

"Nice." Delaney

"That's not nice." Megan

"Huh?" Nick

"Lovely, Jessica." Harli

Me taking a survey on MySpace:

"Do you yell at inanimate objects?" - the survey

"I just screamed "YES!" at the computer..." - Me.

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Love in a Cupcake by glitter.x.dust reviews
Hinata switches to home ecc class to get closer to Naruto, but will her new partner get her to change her mind? One-sided NaruHina. One-sided KibaHina. deffinate SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,927 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
It all began with a Letter by Kiwipie reviews
Hinata gets love letters from certain someone, and she wants to know who. Sasuhina and hints of nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,650 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Stutter and All by Reinao Tanaka reviews
SasuHina Non-massacre AU. Sasuke and Hinata head out on a mission that will forever change their relationship. Little do they know that there are forces working behind the scenes who will stop at nothing to get what they want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,606 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Hear A Word We Say by KingstonEdmund reviews
Haitus. When Hinata Hyuuga and Sasuke Uchicha suddenly become popular, they expect to get everything they've always wanted. But life isn't always perfect for the perfect themselves. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
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Roommates reviews
Bella is new to Pacific Ocean High School. Her parents made her come to this boarding school. She's getting tangled in a lot of drama with roommates Alice, Rosalie, and Jessica and the boys: Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Jacob, and Mike. OCs AU slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cherry Blossom vs Pig reviews
Sakura is new to Konoha High. On her first day, she notices Uchiha Sasuke. Ino, who gives her her nickname, does everything she can to make sure that nothing goes on between them. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema, GaaSaku friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Very Strierd Future reviews
Very weird.....has POTC Characters.....Ron lives in a dumpster........pure weirdness btw streird is a cross between strange and weird
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete