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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up! damn that was fun."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!


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My authentic japanese name is 三輪 Minawa (three circles) 聖人 Masato (sacred person) OR 藤本 Fujimoto (true wisteria) 欣二 Kinji (take pleasure in two)

The Heiroglyphs state my name is AMEN-RA (personification of the power of the universe) OR Fenyang (conquers)

My Final fantasy type name is Niklas Mason ... "who?"

My Hogwarts name is Cornelius Johnson .. "who?"

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If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118 percent

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100 laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninterruptible Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relative

47. Law of Reginative Outlook

All clothing can repair itself in a matter of moments (few exeptions)

48. Law of Klutz proof Weaponry

Any weapon dropped in mud/strapped to back while swiming / has not been used in 50 years will still work at a moments notice (incudes guns,laser devices,bombs,light sabers,Gundams,and all swingable style weapons

49 Law of fluffy actions

There will be fluff at inoppertune times ( a fight,while hiding,during meeting ect.)

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker, Pen Name seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.


Things I learn from my mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice


You can finish this 'ice ice _'

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. . . Furbies

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.

When gameboy was a brick.

You did MASH to figure out your future

When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . or if you smiled at one of these things


Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?


Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the en d. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present. . .

The Top 100 Things I'd do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord

  1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.
  2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
  3. My noble half-brother, whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
  4. Shooting is NOT too good for my enemies.
  5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
  6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
  7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
  8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
  9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.
  10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
  11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
  12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
  13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
  14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
  15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
  16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know.”
  17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
  18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
  19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
  20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
  21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
  22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
  23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
  24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
  25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
  26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
  27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
  28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
  29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
  30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
  31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
  32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
  33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
  34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
  35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
  36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
  37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
  38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
  39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
  40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
  41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
  42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
  43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
  44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
  45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
  46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?” I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
  47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
  48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
  49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
  50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh PowerBooks.
  51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
  52. 52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
  53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!” I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
  54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
  55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
  56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
  57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
  58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
  59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
  60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in less than 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
  61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?” I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
  62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
  63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
  64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
  65. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
  66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
  67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
  68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
  69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
  70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
  71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
  72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable super weapon on them.
  73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
  74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
  75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
  76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
  77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
  78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
  79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
  80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
  81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
  82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
  83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
  84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
  85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e. g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
  86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
  87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
  88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
  89. After I capture the hero's super weapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
  90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
  91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
  92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
  93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
  94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
  95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
  96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
  97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.
  98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their it me bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
  99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1. 45 Mb in size.
  100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

    100 MORE Things I'd do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord
  101. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
  102. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.
  103. I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not show them any.
  104. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.
  105. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.
  106. If my supreme command center comes under attack, I will immediately flee to safety in my prepared escape pod and direct the defenses from there. I will not wait until the troops break into my inner sanctum to attempt this.
  107. Even though I don't really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build me a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won't tumble to the ground for no good structural reason.
  108. Any and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who have given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed.
  109. I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.
  110. I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung.
  111. I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed.
  112. I will not rely entirely upon "totally reliable" spells that can be neutralized by relatively inconspicuous talismans.
  113. I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot high double-doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency.
  114. I will never accept a challenge from the hero.
  115. I will not engage a enemy single-handedly until all my soldiers are dead.
  116. If I capture the hero's starship, I will keep it in the landing bay with the ramp down, only a few token guards on duty and a ton of explosives set to go off as soon as it clears the blast-range.
  117. No matter how much I want revenge, I will never order an underling "Leave him. He's mine!"
  118. If I have equipment which performs an important function, it will not be activated by a lever that someone could trigger by accidentally falling on when fatally wounded.
  119. I will not attempt to kill the hero by placing a venomous creature in his room. It will just wind up accidentally killing one of my clumsy henchmen instead.
  120. Since nothing is more irritating than a hero defeating you with basic math skills, all of my personal weapons will be modified to fire one more shot than the standard issue.
  121. If I come into possession of an artifact which can only be used by the pure of heart, I will not attempt to use it regardless.
  122. The gun turrets on my fortress will not rotate enough so that they may direct fire inward or at each other.
  123. If I decide to hold a contest of skill open to the general public, contestants will be required to remove their hooded cloaks and shave their beards before entering.
  124. Prior to kidnapping an older male scientist and forcing him to work for me, I will investigate his offspring and make sure that he has neither a beautiful but naive daughter who is willing to risk anything to get him back, nor an estranged son who works in the same field but had a falling-out with his father many years ago.
  125. Should I actually decide to kill the hero in an elaborate escape-proof deathtrap room (water filling up, sand pouring down, walls converging, etc.) I will not leave him alone five-to-ten minutes prior to "imminent" death, but will instead (finding a vantage point or monitoring camera) stick around and enjoy watching my adversary's demise.
  126. Rather than having only one secret escape pod, which the hero can easily spot and follow, I'll simultaneously launch a few dozen decoys to throw him off track.
  127. Prison guards will have their own cantina featuring a wide variety of tasty treats that will deliver snacks to the guards while on duty. The guards will also be informed that accepting food or drink from any other source will result in execution.
  128. I will not employ robots as agents of destruction if there is any possible way that they can be re-programmed or if their battery packs are externally mounted and easily removable.
  129. Despite the delicious irony, I will not force two heroes to fight each other in the arena.
  130. All members of my Legions of Terror will have professionally tailored uniforms. If the hero knocks a soldier unconscious and steals the uniform, the poor fit will give him away.
  131. I will never place the key to a cell just out of a prisoner's reach.
  132. Before appointing someone as my trusted lieutenant, I will conduct a thorough background investigation and security clearance.
  133. If I find my beautiful consort with access to my fortress has been associating with the hero, I'll have her executed. It's regrettable, but new consorts are easier to get than new fortresses and maybe the next one will pay attention at the orientation meeting.
  134. If I am escaping in a large truck and the hero is pursuing me in a small Italian sports car, I will not wait for the hero to pull up along side of me and try to force him off the road as he attempts to climb aboard. Instead I will slam on the brakes when he's directly behind me. (A rudimentary knowledge of physics can prove quite useful. )
  135. My doomsday machine will have a highly-advanced technological device called a capacitor in case someone inconveniently pulls the plug at the last second. (If I have access to REALLY advanced technology, I will include a back-up device known as a battery.)
  136. If I build a bomb, I will simply remember which wire to cut if it has to be deactivated and make every wire red.
  137. Before spending available funds on giant gargoyles, gothic arches, or other cosmetically intimidating pieces of architecture, I will see if there are any valid military expenditures that could use the extra budget.
  138. The passageways to and within my domain will be well-lit with fluorescent lighting. Regrettably, the spooky atmosphere will be lost, but my security patrols will be more effective.
  139. If I'm sitting in my camp, hear a twig snap, start to investigate, then encounter a small woodland creature, I will send out some scouts anyway just to be on the safe side. (If they disappear into the foliage, I will not send out another patrol; I w ill break out the napalm.)
  140. I will instruct my guards when checking a cell that appears empty to look for the chamber pot. If the chamber pot is still there, then the prisoner has escaped and they may enter and search for clues. If the chamber pot is not there, then either the prisoner is perched above the lintel waiting to strike them with it or else he decided to take it as a souvenir (in which case he is obviously deeply disturbed and poses no threat). Either way, there's no point in entering.
  141. As an alternative to not having children, I will have lots of children. My sons will be too busy jockeying for position to ever be a real threat, and the daughters will all sabotage each other's attempts to win the hero.
  142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, which will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.
  143. If one of my daughters actually manages to win the hero and openly defies me, I will congratulate her on her choice, declare a national holiday to celebrate the wedding, and proclaim the hero my heir. This will probably be enough to break up the relationship. If not, at least I am assured that no hero will attack my Legions of Terror when they are holding a parade in his honor.
  144. I will order my guards to stand in a line when they shoot at the hero so he cannot duck and have them accidentally shoot each other. Also, I will order some to aim above, below, and to the sides so he cannot jump out of the way.
  145. My dungeon cell decor will not feature exposed pipes. While they add to the gloomy atmosphere, they are good conductors of vibrations and a lot of prisoners know Morse code.
  146. If my surveillance reports any unmanned or seemingly innocent ships found where they are not supposed to be, they will be immediately vaporized instead of brought in for salvage.
  147. I will classify my lieutenants in three categories: untrusted, trusted, and completely trusted. Promotion to the third category will be awarded posthumously.
  148. Before ridiculing my enemies for wasting time on a device to stop me that couldn't possibly work, I will first acquire a copy of the schematics and make sure that in fact it couldn't possibly work.
  149. Ropes supporting various fixtures will not be tied next to open windows or staircases, and chandeliers will be hung way at the top of the ceiling.
  150. I will provide funding and research to develop tactical and strategic weapons covering a full range of needs so my choices are not limited to "hand to hand combat with swords" and "blow up the planet".
  151. I will not set myself up as a god. That perilous position is reserved for my trusted lieutenant.
  152. I will instruct my fashion designer that when it comes to accessorizing, second-chance body armor goes well with every outfit.
  153. My Legions of Terror will be an equal-opportunity employer. Conversely, when it is prophesied that no man can defeat me, I will keep in mind the increasing number of non-traditional gender roles.
  154. I will instruct my Legions of Terror in proper search techniques. In particular, if they are searching for escapees and someone shouts, "Quick! They went that way!", they must first ascertain the identity of this helpful informant before dashing off in hot pursuit.
  155. If I know of any heroes in the land, I will not under any circumstance kill their mentors, teachers, and/or best friends.
  156. If I have the hero and his party trapped, I will not wait until my Super weapon charges to finish them off if more conventional means are available.
  157. Whenever plans are drawn up that include a time-table, I'll post-date the completion 3 days after it's actually scheduled to occur and not worry too much if they get stolen.
  158. I will exchange the labels on my folder of top-secret plans and my folder of family recipes. Imagine the hero's surprise when he decodes the stolen plans and finds instructions for Grandma's Potato Salad.
  159. If I burst into rebel headquarters and find it deserted except for an odd, blinking device, I will not walk up and investigate; I'll run like hell.
  160. Before being accepted into my Legions of Terror, potential recruits will have to pass peripheral vision and hearing tests, and be able to recognize the sound of a pebble thrown to distract them.
  161. I will occasionally vary my daily routine and not live my life in a rut. For example, I will not always take a swig of wine or ring a giant gong before finishing off my enemy.
  162. If I steal something very important to the hero, I will not put it on public display.
  163. When planning an expedition, I will choose a route for my forces that does not go through thick, leafy terrain conveniently located near the rebel camp.
  164. I will hire one hopelessly stupid and incompetent lieutenant, but make sure that he is full of misinformation when I send him to capture the hero.
  165. As an equal-opportunity employer, I will have several hearing-impaired body-guards. That way if I wish to speak confidentially with someone, I'll just turn my back so the guards can't read my lips instead of sending all of them out of the room.
  166. If the rebels manage to trick me, I will make a note of what they did so that I do not keep falling for the same trick over and over again.
  167. If I am recruiting to find someone to run my computer systems, and my choice is between the brilliant programmers whose head of the world's largest international technology conglomerate and an obnoxious 15-year-old dork who's trying to impress his dream girl, I'll take the brat and let the hero get stuck with the genius.
  168. I will plan in advance what to do with each of my enemies if they are captured. That way, I will never have to order someone to be tied up while I decide his fate.
  169. If I have massive computer systems, I will take at least as many precautions as a small business and include things such as virus-scans and firewalls.
  170. I will be an equal-opportunity despot and make sure that terror and oppression is distributed fairly, not just against one particular group that will form the core of a rebellion.
  171. I will not locate a base in a volcano, cave, or any other location where it would be ridiculously easy to bypass security by rappelling down from above.
  172. I will allow guards to operate under a flexible work schedule. That way if one is feeling sleepy, he can call for a replacement, punch out, take a nap, and come back refreshed and alert to finish out his shift.
  173. Although it would provide amusement, I will not confess to the hero's rival that I was the one who committed the heinous act for which he blames the hero.
  174. If I am dangling over a precipice and the hero reaches his hand down to me, I will not attempt to pull him down with me. I will allow him to rescue me, thank him properly, then return to the safety of my fortress and order his execution.
  175. I will have my fortress exorcized regularly. Although ghosts in the dungeon provide an appropriate atmosphere, they tend to provide valuable information once placated.
  176. I will add indelible dye to the moat. It won't stop anyone from swimming across, but even dim-witted guards should be able to figure out when someone has entered in this fashion.
  177. If a scientist with a beautiful and unmarried daughter refuses to work for me, I will not hold her hostage. Instead, I will offer to pay for her future wedding and her children's college tuition.
  178. If I have the hero cornered and am about to finish him off and he says "Look out behind you!!" I will not laugh and say "You don't expect me to fall for that old trick, do you?" Instead I will take a step to the side and half turn. That way I can still keep my weapon trained on the hero, I can scan the area behind me, and if anything was heading for me it will now be heading for him.
  179. I will not outsource core functions.
  180. If I ever build a device to transfer the hero's energy into me, I will make sure it cannot operate in reverse.
  181. I will decree that all hay be shipped in tightly-packed bales. Any wagonload of loose hay attempting to pass through a checkpoint will be set on fire.
  182. I will not hold any sort of public celebration within my castle walls. Any event open to members of the public will be held down the road in the festival pavilion.
  183. Before using any device which transfers energy directly into my body, I will install a surge suppressor.
  184. I will hire a drama coach. The hero will think it must be a case of mistaken identity when confronted by my Minnesota accent (if everyone sounds American) or my Cornwall accent (if everyone sounds British).
  185. If I capture an enemy known for escaping via ingenious and fantastic little gadgets, I will order a full cavity search and confiscate all personal items before throwing him in my dungeon.
  186. I will not devise any scheme in which Part A consists of tricking the hero into unwittingly helping me and Part B consists of laughing at him then leaving him to his own devices.
  187. I will not hold lavish banquets in the middle of a famine. The good PR among the guests doesn't make up for the bad PR among the masses.
  188. I will funnel some of my ill-gotten gains into urban renewal projects. Although slums add a quaint and picturesque quality to any city, they too often contain unexpected allies for heroes.
  189. I will never tell the hero "Yes I was the one who did it, but you'll never be able to prove it to that incompetent old fool." Chances are, that incompetent old fool is standing behind the curtain.
  190. If my mad scientist/wizard tells me he has almost perfected my Super Weapon but it still needs more testing, I will wait for him to complete the tests. No one ever conquered the world using a beta version.
  191. I will not appoint a relative to my staff of advisors. Not only is nepotism the cause of most breakdowns in policy, but it also causes trouble with the EEOC.
  192. If I appoint someone as my consort, I will not subsequently inform her that she is being replaced by a younger, more attractive woman.
  193. If I am using the hero's girlfriend as a hostage and am holding her at the point of imminent death when confronting the hero, I will focus on her and not him. He won't try anything with his true love held hostage. On the other hand, the fact that she has been weak, slow-witted, naive and generally useless up to this point has no bearing on her actions at the moment of dramatic climax.
  194. I will make several ludicrously erroneous maps to secret passages in my fortress and hire travelers to entrust them to aged hermits.
  195. I will not use hostages as bait in a trap. Unless you're going to use them for negotiation or as human shields, there's no point in taking them.
  196. I will hire an expert marksman to stand by the entrance to my fortress. His job will be to shoot anyone who rides up to challenge me.
  197. I will explain to my Legions of Terror that guns are ranged weapons and swords are not. Anyone who attempts to throw a sword at the hero or club him with a gun will be summarily executed.
  198. I will remember that any vulnerabilities I have are to be revealed strictly on a need-to-know basis. I will also remember that no one needs to know.
  199. I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.
  200. During times of peace, my Legions of Terror will not be permitted to lie around drinking mead and eating roast boar. Instead they will be required to obey my dietician and my aerobics instructor.

    EVEN MORE Things I'd do if I Ever Became an Evil Overlord
  201. Under no circumstances will I ever, EVER give a weapon back to the hero engaged with me in a duel. Sporting chances are for sissies.
  202. All giant serpents acting as guardians in underground lakes will be fitted with sports goggles to prevent eye injuries.
  203. All crones with the ability to prophesy will be given free facelifts, permanents, manicures, and Donna Karan wardrobes. That should pretty well destroy their credibility.
  204. I will not employ an evil wizard if he has a sleazy mustache.
  205. I will hire an entire squad of blind guards. Not only is this in keeping with my status as an equal opportunity employer, but it will come in handy when the hero becomes invisible or douses my only light source.
  206. All repair work will be done by an in-house maintenance staff. Any alleged "repairmen" who show up at the fortress will be escorted to the dungeon.
  207. When my Legions of Terror park their vehicle to do reconnaissance on foot, they will be instructed to employ The Club.
  208. Employees will have conjugal visit trailers which they may use provided they call in a replacement and sign out on the timesheet. Given this, anyone caught making out in a closet while leaving their station unmonitored will be shot.
  209. Members of my Legion of Terror will attend seminars on Sensitivity Training. Its good public relations for them to be kind and courteous to the general population when not actively engaged in sowing chaos and destruction.
  210. I will not, under any circumstances, marry a woman I know to be a faithless, conniving, back-stabbing witch simply because I am absolutely desperate to perpetuate my family line. Of course, we can still date.
  211. All guest-quarters will be bugged and monitored so that I can keep track of what the visitors I have for some reason allowed to roam about my fortress are actually plotting.
  212. If my chief engineer displeases me, he will be shot, not imprisoned in the dungeon or beyond the traps he helped design.
  213. I will not send out battalions composed wholly of robots or skeletons against heroes who have qualms about killing living beings.
  214. I will not wear long, heavy cloaks. While they certainly make a bold fashion statement, they have an annoying tendency to get caught in doors or tripped over during an escape.
  215. If a malignant being demands a sacrificial victim have a particular quality, I will check to make sure said victim has this quality immediately before the sacrifice and not rely on earlier results. (Especially if the quality is virginity and the victim is the hero's girlfriend.)
  216. If I ever MUST put a digital timer on my doomsday device, I will buy one free from quantum mechanical anomalies. So many brands on the market keep perfectly good time while you're looking at them, but whenever you turn away for a couple minutes then turn back, you find that the countdown has progressed by only a few seconds.
  217. If my Legions of Terror are defeated in a battle, I will quietly withdraw and regroup instead of launching a haphazard mission to assassinate the hero.
  218. If I'm wearing the key to the hero's shackles around my neck and his former girlfriend now volunteers to become my mistress and we are all alone in my bedchamber on my bed and she offers me a goblet of wine, I will politely decline the offer.
  219. I will not pick up a glowing ancient artifact and shout "Its power is now mine!!!" Instead I will grab some tongs, transfer it to a hazardous materials container, and transport it back to my lab for study.
  220. I will be selective in the hiring of assassins. Anyone who attempts to strike down the hero the first instant his back is turned will not even be considered for the job.
  221. Whatever my one vulnerability is, I will fake a different one. For example, ordering all mirrors removed from the palace, screaming and flinching whenever someone accidentally holds up a mirror, etc. In the climax when the hero whips out a mirror and thrusts it at my face, my reaction will be "Hmm...I think I need a shave."
  222. My force-field generators will be located inside the shield they generate.
  223. I reserve the right to execute any henchmen who appear to be a little too intelligent, powerful, or devious. However if I do so, I will not at some subsequent point shout "Why am I surrounded by these incompetent fools?!"
  224. I will install a fire extinguisher in every room — three, if the room contains vital equipment or volatile chemicals.
  225. I will build machines which simply fail when overloaded, rather than wipe out all nearby henchmen in an explosion or worse yet set off a chain reaction. I will do this by using devices known as "surge protectors".
  226. I will explain to my guards that most people have their eyes in the front of their heads and thus while searching for someone it makes little sense to draw a weapon and slowly back down the hallway.
  227. I will have a staff of competent detectives handy. If I learn that someone in a certain village is plotting against me, I will have them find out who rather than wipe out the entire village in a preemptive strike.
  228. I will never bait a trap with genuine bait.
  229. If the hero claims he wishes to confess in public or to me personally, I will remind him that a notarized deposition will serve just as well.
  230. If I have several diabolical schemes to destroy the hero, I will set all of them in motion at once rather than wait for them to fail and launch them successively.
  231. I will not procrastinate regarding any ritual granting immortality.
  232. Mythical guardians will be instructed to ask visitors name, purpose of visit, and whether they have an appointment instead of ancient riddles.
  233. If I do outfit my minions with gas masks or scuba equipment I will ensure that the equipment is functional and I will train them to use gas weapons.
  234. I will instruct my minions to attack the hero at once if they outnumber him. They are NOT to attack him one at a time.
  235. I will fight as dirty as possible when facing the hero.
  236. I will also instruct my minions to also fight as dirty as possible and to fight with whatever they can find.
  237. I will have all hallways in my fortress randomly shift in decoration and color to negate the possibility of anyone blending in to the surroundings.
  238. I will always listen if a child of the members of my inner circle tells me they have something important to say.
  239. Additions made based on (original source here):
  240. When pursuing the hero who is fleeing on foot, my helicopter pilots will not make long strafing runs. This will only allow the hero to take advantage of natural cover and improvise weaponry or utilize concealed armaments. Instead, my pilots will hover close to the hero and fire at will with their automatic weapons.
  241. I will never play with any seeming innocuous devices, especially fountain pens that I confiscate from the hero or his associates.
  242. Should the hero escape, I will not send my Legions of Terror on a suicide mission to chase him into an impenetrable asteroid field, burning swamp, or forest of carnivorous trees. My Legions of Terror will instead flank the area if possible, and practice basic marksmanship while waiting for the hero to reemerge. Well-trained troops are difficult to come by, and if they let my enemy escape, then they need more training.
  243. Any evil uncles or disgruntled envious half-brothers of mine will not be tolerated. They may be incompetent and not openly sulk or plot against me for years, but they will inevitably try to seize an opportunity in my moment of weakness. They will be summarily executed and catapulted into a faraway province to prevent them from becoming pesky ghosts that would advise the hero.
  244. All staircases will have handrails and anti-slip surfaces.
  245. I will create an elaborate decoy lair replete with guards, traps, and a scale replica of my current project. Meanwhile, my actual project will be housed in a nondescript suburban office building.
  246. All firearms stored in easy-to-reach closets will be decoys that explode upon use. Furthermore, incompetent henchmen will be issued the same weapons and be instructed never to fire them. When the hero inevitably steals their weapon and tries using it, he will blow himself up.
  247. When I finally get around to building my fantasy dinosaur island, I will make sure that the electric fence/defense capabilities of the island are not solely in the hands of one computer built in the mid-nineties. Furthermore, an entire team of qualified engineers will be entrusted with keeping that system operational, rather than entrusting the whole project to a single overweight man prone to temptation.
  248. My minions will be well-fed, well-paid, and well-rested. A generous benefits package will garner loyalty, boost morale, and ensure that none of them become disgruntled minions.
  249. Any of my trap rooms that are a typical slow death type, such as closing walls with spikes, rising water, etc., will only appear to be slow for the first 10 seconds. Thereafter the process will speed up 100 fold.
  250. Any would-be messiahs who set foot in my realm who develop a popular following will be apprehended and provided a secluded life of comfort and leisure.
  251. When finally encountering the hero for our Climactic Battle, I will greet him as if he were an old dorm mate. This will surely confuse him.
  252. My robot army will not be big, slow-moving, and fashioned with inferior AI. Instead they will be built for speed, agility, and remotely controlled by my army of 15-year-old Korean Counter-Strike players.
  253. The halls of my Impenetrable Fortress/Craft will always be straight, and my guards will not be dispatched on winding patrols through the corridors. Rather they will be stationed, four at a time, back-to-back, at every intersection.
  254. Any jewelry of power will be fitted with a homing mechanism. Such objects are difficult to come by, and the last thing I need is for it to be lost for centuries in a secluded pond or worse—in the cracks of my couch.
  255. I will not do a shoddy job erasing the hero's memory and attempt to trick him into thinking he is my partner.
  256. Upon capturing the hero, I will immediately declare a "Take your daughter to work day" to have a significant number of human shields on hand.
  257. I will not discontinue searches immediately after the hero has been captured. The searches will continue until I am satisfied that he did in fact travel alone.
  258. I will not offer a bounty for the hero's capture. Henchmen have a pesky tendency to fight each other over these rewards.
  259. I will use a Restraining Bolt on all my subordinates.
  260. I will not have hobbies. They will only be used against me by my disloyal subordinates.

Onirudra37's Rules for combat

When one is about to die, let you gaseous farts out, you dont want to take them with you...

When one sees something that they can not beat, do what comes naturally: RUN LIKE HELL!

When you and your oponent are about to use your strongest attacks against one another, even the field, grab the melons or kick the coconuts, your sure to win by general WTFness.

When going against someone who is stronger, faster, smarter, and has a greater attention span, flip them off and play dead by seizure and heart attack.

The hand that feeds usually ends up bitten, the hand that holds the chidori usually becomes a human bug zapper.

When a fist to the chest doesn't do the trick, boot to the head will even the score considerably.

When strong attack meets weak defense guess what happens... whoops too slow.

How one is supposed to be beaten is not the qestion, how you hide from them afterwards is what you should be answering.

When a weapon is tearing its way through your chest consider this: Did i leave the stove on?

When a man with a plan meets one who doesn't think ahead they both realize something, i have yet to figure out what.

The greatest rule of fighting dirty, nothing is too underhanded, despicable, creepy or perverted to be useless, unless it turns out that it is useless than you just give up.

The saddest attack when fighting dirty is when you dont have the chance to do something dirty.

When destroying an enemy encampment, dont forget to kill the would be avengers.

When stabbing make sure the knife blade is facing away from the body.

When using a double sided knife do not stab, Ow.

When charging, run away from the screaming legions.

Head to head is overly exagerrated, head to foot is far more acceptable.

When fighting a close range expert, back the fuck up.

When a spear is thrusting at you, do not hip thrust back, it hurts.

When sword is slashing at you, do not respond with chop, will result in loss of hand.

When axe is hacking at you do not headbutt... ... ... i warned you.

When tackling from the side, head stays above waistline, its best for everyone's sake.

Shoulder tackles are so outdated, knees to the chin are much more fun.

If you are shy and your opponent takes this as weakness and begins to gloat, i reccomend a chibi with a large mallet.

When wrapped up in rope, dont try to escape. The enemy will eventually lose interest and you can walk out anyway.

How the enemy is advancing should be ignored, rather how their generals are going to attack should be a greater issue.

Never repeat never, attack an enemy encampment right after opening a jar of peanut butter, it is destined to great loss.

Wood is just as capable as steel when making a weapon, even better for a flaming one


7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, very soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ...


Answering Machine Messages:

1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya, We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...really slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.

2. Hi. I'm probably home, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't get back to you, it's you.

3. Hi. Now YOU say something!

4. Hello, if you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call you sooner.

5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have Lots of money!!

7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these plastic magnets.

8. This is not an answering machine...it's a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think your name, your number, and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.

9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number, and they will get back with you.

10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.


101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.

28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

39. Take bets on the battle described above.

40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

46. Two words: "Marco Polo."

47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people aren't looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recommended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.


Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


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Zero no Tsukaima: Saito the Onmyōji by SeerKing reviews
Freshly graduated from the Imperial Academy of Onmyōji, Hiiraga Saito decides to take the longer scenic route on his way to his posting. Then, all of a sudden, he is teleported to a strange country ruled by Western Wizards by a small pink-haired mage. Saito has one question: What the heck is going on here? Harem, M-Rated later on. Cover Image by DARKPHANTOM13. Has TVTropes Page!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 243,843 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 5,597 - Follows: 6,320 - Updated: 11/13 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Louise, Saito, Tabitha, Siesta]
Naruto the Susanoo by sageof6way reviews
Naruto escape a beating thank to the fox and ends up in the fire nation palace. First chapter kina crappy. It will be a Harem Challenge from Challenger
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/3 - Published: 4/9/2013
Magic of the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 1,043,485 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 9,817 - Follows: 11,047 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Mythos Effect by Omniscent1 reviews
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 257,676 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 5,469 - Follows: 6,288 - Updated: 10/28 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Saren A., Shepard, OC
Shattered Blade by DrakeValkyr reviews
After several years of traveling the world's battlefields, Enforcer Shirou Emiya finds himself in Shin Tokyo. Leave it to him to go on vacation and end up trapped in yet another battle royal between magical beings. Inspired by Gabriel Blessing's In Flight.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 219,784 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 4,796 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 07/Akitsu
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,532 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 3,952 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Gods and Devils and Wild Horses, Oh My by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma leaves after the events with Saffron to find a cure. Thinking he might have he heads to Rome and instead winds up adopting Asia, and getting introduced to the world of the Threeway War. Being his usual self Ranma befriends Asia and fights off the Fallen. Ranma and a few new friends will enter this conflict and make their mark. Paring: Ranma/Rias/Saeko-hotd/Gabriel
Crossover - Ranma & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 386,367 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 3,832 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ranma, Rias G., Gabriel
Sennin of the Four Nations by Kyuubi16 reviews
My adaption of Onishin's DRC:Avatar vs Sennin story. This time around making some changes to add to fit the current series both canon. Having returned from a prolonged disappearance Naruto returns to aid the Princess of the Fire Nation as he sets up a plan to counter the evil that will soon threaten to engulf the world.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,750 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 6/24/2011 - [Naruto U., Azula, Toph, Ty Lee]
Gundread Kitsune by Kyuubi16 reviews
Reincarnated with his abilities and memories Naruto finds himself trapped on a ship of numerous beautiful women pirates. Good right? Not if count they live in an all women society and hate Men. Though when an old enemy shows up the two sides find themselves working together to survive. Especially when the descendant of the head of two societies becomes the target of said enemies.
Crossover - Vandread & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,756 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Dita L., Jura E., Meia G., Naruto U.]
Robo Effect by Star Sage reviews
The Robotech wars are over. The survivors of Humanity and the Zentraedi are now alone in the universe, and so, come together, becoming something new, becoming Terrans. Now this race will find itself thrust into the galactic scene, as the Citadel Races and those beyond test these young upstarts, and in the shadows, old things begin to move.
Crossover - Robotech/Macross & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 236,612 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 4/14/2015
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 191,159 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 6,973 - Follows: 7,676 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
Archive Rejects by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
A list of my many rejected stories. They are open and free to anyone who wishes to write them. I just ask that you inform me beforehand.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 138,199 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 1/20/2012
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,559 - Reviews: 4525 - Favs: 13,473 - Follows: 12,564 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
No More Gallifreys by keita52 reviews
The Eleventh Doctor gets a call from the Illusive Man asking for his help against the Reapers. Having no idea what the crazy man was talking about, he nonetheless decides to investigate. The Reapers are exactly the sort of thing he'd like to stop - but can he work with a soldier like Shepard?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,437 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 12/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, Tali'Zorah, Samara, Shepard
Harry Potter and the Power of the Gamer by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, Witcher and D&D elements!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,051 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 7,019 - Follows: 8,910 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Draconian Fate Works - Volume 1 by Kratos1989 reviews
Honestly, I should have expected it. After all, my line of work would always be screwing with me when I don't need to. What I did not expect was getting myself into a world where Gods are alive and around, Angels and Demons are real, and the residents are really weird. I blame Zelretch for this. Rated T for the time being. (Yes, the title has been changed / Sporadic Updates)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 419,929 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 7,015 - Follows: 7,916 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Shirō E., H. Issei, Azazel, Reya K.
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Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 267,663 - Reviews: 6705 - Favs: 12,185 - Follows: 10,794 - Updated: 12/25/2023 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Dec 2023: This Fanfiction has been rebooted under the title of Kikkyou (Sunshine and Shadow)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,368 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
The Gunslinger by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Vincent Valentine: A hero of legend, sleeping through time. What happens when he wakes up in Spira to find a new terror destroying the land and a new group of heroes asking for his help? Final Fantasy VII x X crossover. Read and Review!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 291,807 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 11/14/2023 - Published: 7/19/2006
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 153,821 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 11,324 - Follows: 14,285 - Updated: 10/2/2023 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 89 - Words: 597,637 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 10/1/2023 - Published: 6/14/2011
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Since he was young, Harry was fascinated by blood. After the debacle of his Fourth Year, and being kept in the dark, Harry is taken by the Dursleys to Cheddar, where horrific and bloody events will unfold, leading to Harry joining the Hellsing Organisation...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,936 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 3,937 - Updated: 9/19/2023 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Harry P., Alucard, Integra, Seras - Complete
The Unknown Defender by Gabenator5 reviews
A new faction stirs, its green-clad enforcers seemingly unstoppable. Rumors spread, pirate bases go dark, and both the enslaved and kidnapped are discovered free. Who are these new interlopers, and what is their goal? For good or ill, the powers that be intend to find out.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 153,324 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 5,461 - Updated: 7/30/2023 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Tali'Zorah, Leviathan
The Avatar and the Raijin! by DemonsFlame reviews
Naruto was beaten, bloodied, and thrown on powerlines. When, he finds the Avatar, They will save the world. Naruto/Harem. smart!Naruto. Rated M for Cursing, Killing, and Implied Lemons! On Hiatus until further notice.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/19/2023 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Katara
The Einzbern's Hero by neverendingZero reviews
Once upon a time there was man whose only wish was to see other people smile. However this wish was never granted and he was thrown into a hell of his own making. Strangled by his regrets, the man began to curse his own existence. He is given a chance to erase his tale, however the people around him have other ideas. "Don't give up yet hero. You still have people to save."
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,616 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 7/19/2023 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Saber, Kiritsugu E., Irisviel vE., EMIYA
Reset by Knife Hand reviews
Everything in Harry Potter's life is not what it seems – inspired by zerohour20xx's Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition - Chapter 8 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 5/13/2023 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Adas Reborn by Shahismael reviews
Based on The Galactic War challenge by Belgrath on DZ2's forums. During the Battle at the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter is sent to the Star Wars universe. Arriving two years before Attack of the Clones, this is Harry's story as he grows through the Clone Wars and his return home. An eventual H/Hr, it will develop after harry's return. Not sure which genres to call this one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 617,521 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 5,421 - Follows: 6,390 - Updated: 5/4/2023 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Count Dooku
The True Master of Death by NG87 reviews
Harry sacrificed himself in the fight against Voldemort, but this isn't the first time his destiny has claimed his life. However, this time he's the master of the Hallows. What happens when a new chance is granted in an unusual way? AU, H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,198 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 4/16/2023 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Gods Among Us by arturus reviews
Fate is a funny thing. Harry Potter and his friends survived their trial by fire and defeated Voldemort. A year has passed and Hermione Granger is apprenticed as a Curse Breaker. When she discovers an ancient tomb she talks Harry into helping with the excavation. Now they are trapped and they'll need a miracle to survive. HP/BSG (now a bit of Stargate in the mix) Major edit 2020/21
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 239,661 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 3/19/2023 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Temporal Tide by Avanwolf reviews
AU. Heartbroken and lost, ripped from her home and turned against her will, Bella tries to learn what it means to be a vampire. Skipping through time, can a love a thousand years in the making come to fruition? Tanya/Bella Femslash. Time Travel.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,283 - Reviews: 2917 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 3/16/2023 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Bella, Tanya]
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,848 - Reviews: 3735 - Favs: 10,830 - Follows: 11,867 - Updated: 2/25/2023 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Blaise Z.
A Fake Familiar by Paragon of Awesomeness reviews
Rias Gremory was enjoying a normal day living her double life as a high school beauty and a Devil, when three marks appear on her hand. After discovering that these marks are designed for the purpose of contracting a powerful familiar, she eagerly goes through with the ritual she learns. What she summons though, is a kind of familiar that not even a Devil could ever have imagined.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,631 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 3,645 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 1/11/2023 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Archer, Rias G. - Complete
Crimson Haired Angel by zeltronica reviews
Ranma has been traveling with his father practicing in martial arts, until one fateful day they arrive at Jusenkyo cursed springs.. unfortunately neither could read a word of Chinese. Also this is a o.o.c. story/ alternate universe.
Crossover - Ranma & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/5/2023 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Ranma
Symphony of the Hunter's Moon by Hector Enix reviews
Mana and Kira Avaron are the daughters of Naruto Hellsing Avaron, the No-Life King. This lovely little number is a look into their lives, as well as the life of Kasumi Uchiha, the woman they love. Sequel to Aria of the Moonless Night, 25 years after.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,998 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/12/2022 - Published: 4/23/2011
Naruto, The Elemental by Hector Enix reviews
Rewrite of the Elementalist. A young Naruto stumbles upon the Chronicle Sword, the weapon used by the Grand Elemental and handed down through the ages. With the tutoring of the spirits of wielders past, Naruto will rise to meet his destiny. On Hold,sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/12/2022 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto, The Bloody Maelstrom by Hector Enix reviews
Naruto awakens the King of Hell in the Forest of Death, and in order to save his life, makes a pact with him. Watch as he forges his path as the vessel for Blood Hounduar; Watch the rise of the Bloody Maelstrom. Naru/Kin. On Hold for awhile. Sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,259 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/12/2022 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Shinji Ikiryo by Mike313 reviews
Shinji thought the guardian his father left him with, his uncle the self-proclaimed ghost hunter, was simply nuts. Yet one day, a mishap in his uncle's workshop shows Shinji there might be something to all that ghost stuff. An Eva/Danny Phantom fusion.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,607 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/11/2022 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Shinji I.
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,485 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 10/30/2022 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by Altairadactyl reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers. Fun fact! austin-flare-potter says "I never hated something like I hate Harry in this story."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,315 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 4,860 - Updated: 10/7/2022 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D., Loki
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 299,560 - Reviews: 5690 - Favs: 16,895 - Follows: 18,644 - Updated: 9/3/2022 - Published: 3/22/2015
Stranger by Special FX reviews
In the middle of a mission, deep in uninhabited lands that were infested with nothing but the Grimm, Qrow runs into the most peculiar of sights. A perfectly well-preserved corpse.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/26/2022 - Published: 3/9/2017
Warcaster by The Crimson Lord reviews
The spell that should have killed sent its victim to a world where man bound machines to their will. Warcasters commanded and warjacks obeyed, and the Fates that had meant for the boy to carry a burden found instead a girl who stared at them beside the empty crib of her twin. Fifteen years have passed and the Dark Lord has returned. The Light must have a champion, but who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,538 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 7/23/2022 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P.
The Lucid Berserker by RedhathackerSin reviews
Illya had wanted to summon the greatest of the Greek Heroes for the Fifth Heaven's Feel, instead she got a Berserker who retained his mind and calls her Illya-hime. What kind of change can Naruto bring to Fate under the Berserker class?
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,969 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 4,615 - Updated: 5/4/2022 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Naruto U., Illyasviel von Einzbern
A Fake Hero by Ray O'Neill reviews
This isn't the story of a boy who dreamed of becoming a hero of justice. That's someone else's story. This is the story of a boy who simply wished to protect his family and loved ones... but it came at a heavy price... one that I later came to regret. Everything changed when I accepted that offer... and shouted those two words.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 550,363 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 4,986 - Follows: 6,154 - Updated: 5/2/2022 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Shirō E., Sona S.
Spider Thread by the-word-builder reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 315,154 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 4/19/2022 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
The Dresden Files: Beneath Mt Ebott by jgjemmett reviews
The Monsters of Mt. Ebott were trapped underground at the end of a war in millennia past, and now that they've been freed, they're walking into another one. Amidst Monster abductions, time travel and a 12 year old in the United Nations, Harry Dresden's expertise as a Wizard is required to help educate them on the workings of the modern magical world. (Dead Beat/Post Barrier)
Crossover - Dresden Files & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,271 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/9/2022 - Published: 5/30/2016 - H. Dresden, Mouse, Thomas R., Asgore D.
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 367,965 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 5,789 - Updated: 4/6/2022 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, Shepard
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,734 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 13,420 - Follows: 13,836 - Updated: 2/16/2022 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Blades Under the Willow Tree by 98kazer reviews
In a different world, a Willow Tree was planted to an abusive caretaker but in an alternate world, That Willow Tree was instead planted in a land full of blades and steel. (Writing Contest)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 157 - Published: 1/25/2022
Grimm Heir by DeadRich18 reviews
It has lived since the beginning. Since before the Dust settled on the world, bringing forth man. It has brought forth countless monsters to combat man and his creations in an attempt to annihilate him completely. But as the years pass, man becomes stronger and wiser, he becomes able to fend off its monsters. And now the creator comes to a realization. It needs an heir.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 337,025 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 1/24/2022 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Ruby R., OC
To Be the Last by Bruanshan Never-Seen reviews
A Halo/Mass Effect crossover, though not a typical one. This is the story of the last Forerunner, sent to a different galaxy entirely. How will he handle himself in this new glaxy where everything is different. Adopted from drich147. I corrected a mistake in chapter 3 regarding how long he has been there. I do not own Mass Effect or Halo.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,070 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 1/13/2022 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Didact
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 64 - Words: 345,885 - Reviews: 2979 - Favs: 4,747 - Follows: 5,195 - Updated: 1/1/2022 - Published: 8/8/2014
No Need for Straw Hats by Emma Iveli reviews
Tenchi One Piece Crossover. After Mihoshi accidentally sends the Tenchi gang to the One Piece world, Luffy invites them to join his crew until Washu can send them back. Insanity to the max! Please R&R
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/30/2021 - Published: 5/25/2006
Crystal Energy by Twilights Herald reviews
The TSAB decides to send two of its' youngest agents to infiltrate Garderobe Academy just as the Azure Sky Sapphire is re-discovered. A Lyrical Nanoha/Mai-Otome Crossover.
Crossover - Mai HiME & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 272,632 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/25/2021 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Mashiro K., Arika Y., Nina W., Fate T.
Lost in Translation by sai ninja reviews
As soon as I mentioned Konoha, Itachi turned to face me, his obsidian eyes set on mine. I couldn't discern what he was thinking; whether he was surprised that I was asking him for help or whether he was debating on how to kill me – either way, I couldn't stop now. Dimension-travel. Female OC-insert. Itachi, Genma, Naruto, Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, romance Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,485 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 12/14/2021 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Itachi U., OC
Constellations by UnwelcomeStorm reviews
The sun rises over Brockton Bay.
Crossover - Okami & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 128,629 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 3,112 - Updated: 10/29/2021 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Amaterasu, Skitter
Legacy of the Light Hawk by SavageThor reviews
Naruto learned far more than the Kage Bunshin on the night he stole the scroll. Now armed with the knowledge of his heritage Naruto will take the shinobi world and the universe by storm. A Naruto/Tenchi crossover. Naruxharem Lemons in later chapters
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,582 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasami, Naruto U.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,393 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 10,228 - Follows: 7,724 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 1,289,073 - Reviews: 7655 - Favs: 10,089 - Follows: 10,096 - Updated: 8/10/2021 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Mass Effect: End of Days by Postmeat reviews
An ancient danger threatens the galaxy, unknown to all. A humanity which never discovered Prothean ruins, expanding through space on their own, emerges. Joined with the machines they created, hardened by war with a terrifying enemy, they read the writing on the wall. But will the galactic community already there listen to these newcomers, stirring up trouble everywhere they go?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 234,080 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker, Shepard, Rachni Queen
Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 624,853 - Reviews: 13177 - Favs: 11,144 - Follows: 10,849 - Updated: 7/14/2021 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon - Complete
Experience new things, chant differently! by Manshiro reviews
A powerful familiar you want? A powerful familiar you get. You just have to ask the right way. Rated T because I probably won't describe the bad I things I might do to people.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Tales of Xillia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,577 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/13/2021 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Louise, Milla
One Piece: Legend Unfold by Pen-Woman reviews
I once heard that all the Devil Fruits are the Sea Devil's incarnations If you eat one you'll gain a special ability but the sea will forever curse you by taking away the ability to swim except one girl who she's a Devil user and ABLE to swim. FemLuffy. Rewritten.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 202,655 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Zoro, Luffy]
Strings of Fate by Knife Hand reviews
Being raised only by his Aunt, Harry comes to Hogwarts not only knowing about the Wizarding World, but with a kind of training no one at the school is expecting. Chapters 39 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,119 - Reviews: 2726 - Favs: 8,217 - Follows: 10,870 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Susan B.
The Obscure Tome by Akallas von Aerok reviews
A basilisk has its eyes and venom. A Dead Apostle has the near immortality and desire for blood. Wizards have their magic and wands. Magi have their magecraft. Heroic Spirits, their Noble Phantasm. What did Harry get? A tome filled with the most obscure knowledge in everything and anything magical in existence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,677 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 3,584 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 4/11/2021 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Harry P., Shirō E., Kiritsugu E.
From One Dungeon Crawler to Another by Special FX reviews
Tartarus was as mysterious as it was dangerous. One wrong step, and you never know what could happen... Or where you could end up.
Crossover - Persona Series & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,878 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 4/5/2021 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
Silver by Imyoshi reviews
Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 449,466 - Reviews: 3769 - Favs: 7,745 - Follows: 8,216 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
The Great Devourer by genericname12345 reviews
A tyranid splinter fleet is thrown into the Star Wars galaxy at the dawn of the Clone Wars. Things will never be the same again. DEAD, In case the multiple years since last update weren't a hint.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,703 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/9/2021 - Published: 6/2/2012
From Shinobi To Student by RagnellAlondite reviews
The war has ended and now Naruto is the Jinchuruki to the Jubi. During a Fuinjutsu gone wrong Naruto finds himself trapped in the world of Rosario Vampire. Now he must manage school, bullies, and the affections of different girls all while trying to get back home. Challenge issued by Shirayuki-kitsune.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,446 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 4,231 - Updated: 3/6/2021 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Naruto U., Mizore S.
Meshii by Anime Enthusiast reviews
Something went wrong with the seal holding the fox and Naruto lost his vision. However, despite being adopted by a loving family, darkness still lurks in the shadows and manages to find the one to inherit its power. Now, Naruto will shake the foundations, protecting those he cherish and punishing those who threatens him from both outside and inside threats.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 178,434 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 3/2/2021 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Tokyo Holy Grail War by BBQatMidnight reviews
Hotaru Tomoe wants a new friend, fortunately Illyasviel von Einzbern comes in. However, her entrance strangely connects with three newcomers in Usagi's school, mysterious people roaming at night, and an incoming war that sets its stage on Tokyo. To defeat their enemy from the past, the Sailor Senshi must enter the Sixth Holy Grail War and face off against world's legendary heroes.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,751 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/1/2021 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Illyasviel von Einzbern
The Wolf and the Moon by Katie Macpherson reviews
Luna has always had a special relationship with Death, especially after her mother died. And after the final battle as she lies dying on the floor of the great hall, the spectre, claiming she was robbed of the life she should have had sends her to Westeros where she is reborn as the twin sister of Rhaegar Targaryen. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,385 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 3,875 - Updated: 2/17/2021 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Luna L., Eddard S./Ned
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 3009 - Favs: 8,852 - Follows: 8,975 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Conception DxD by The-Weaver-Of-Tales reviews
When something goes wrong in the conception of a reborn world of freedom, A Dragon and Demi-fiend meet and forever change the course of existence.
Crossover - Megami Tensei & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 3/9/2015
Projected Denial by The Distorted Shadow reviews
Emiya Shirou was probably one of the single most talented magi alive, that much he knew for certain... his obscene Prana capacity was proof of that... then the Holy Grail war started and everyone would have their biggest challenge yet... Convincing the idiot he knew the First True Magic and getting him to realize that pretty much every girl was after him. Crack Fic. Shirou/many.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,377 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 5,722 - Follows: 5,165 - Updated: 12/14/2020 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Shirō E.
Reapers of Zero by Kamen Rider Nexus aka IceBite reviews
Louise wished for her familiar to be "divine, beautiful, wise, and powerful"...well, she got the "Wise and powerful" part down pat. Expiation wanted his chance for redemption and prove himself more than just a Reaper Destroyer...well, being the familiar to an otherwise 'Zero' and setting up a new Organic nation would be a good start, wouldn't it?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/23/2020 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Louise, OC] Tabitha, OC
Rise of the Otsutsuki Clan by Exiled Sage reviews
The Otsutsuki clan came from another world, when Kaguya Otsutsuki went into her slumber and leaving her two sons control of the clan she wakes up to find it in ruins. In utter rage and disappointment she leaves for the other world taking the remains of the clan with her. Giving birth to her third son she would raise him to be what his elder brothers could not.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,095 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 11/18/2020 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.
Harry Potter and the Power of the Dark Side by Faykan reviews
Only the strong may rule, this was the way of the Dark Side, and Darth Millennial was about to prove to his master that he was worthy of the title Dark Lord of the Sith, but first a tremor in the Force draws him to the Unknown Regions of space... I do not own the picture
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 54 - Words: 329,861 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 11/11/2020 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Dragons speak Parseltongue too, you know by Potterwatcher reviews
[No longer being updated. Rewrite IP on profile] Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this makes all the difference. Watch as Harry rebels against the ministry, forms a bond with a dragon the likes of which hasn't been seen in centuries, and goes up against Voldemort! And he might just fall in love along the way... some Dumbles bashing, temporarily bad Ron, and H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,926 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 6,087 - Follows: 7,607 - Updated: 11/6/2020 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Ben 10 to Vampire by Dr. Exposition reviews
First Ben 10 fic. Crossover with Rosario to Vampire. Ben ends up on an exchange program to the mysterious Youkai Academy. The catch, it's a school for monsters! Looks like a new adventure for Ben 10. (On Indefinite HAITUS)
Crossover - Ben 10 & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,407 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/27/2020 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Ben T., Moka A.
Hero DxD BorN by L33t Horo reviews
Emiya Shirou, through a series of very complicated and utterly misfortunate events, is now stuck in a world where he's stuck in his 15 Year Old body. Now he has to go through High School, again. Hopefully, his life at Kuoh won't be too eventful so that he can focus on a way home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,660 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 4/22/2015
Reinforced Revelations by Lupine Horror reviews
Sequel to Reinforced Chamber. Now into his third year of magical education, things are beginning to heat up for Harry. There are events going on beyond his control, and danger dogs his steps. Will Harry last this year as easily as his last two? Only time will tell. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 10/4/2020 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Harry P., Reinforce
Searching for Salvation: Damnation by Spectacled Man reviews
[Rewrite up] The one that was once a He, will now be an It. The one that is now an It, will once again be a He. Yet, what once was and what once will be, differ. This is the story of the travels of what once was, what one is and what once will be. Follow It, to its peril. Tags: Game System. Fantasy World. Psychological Horror. Rewrite up. Mentioned in last chapter. Don't read this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,496 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 9/28/2020 - Published: 1/21/2017
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,037 - Reviews: 3499 - Favs: 9,016 - Follows: 9,398 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
A New Order by arturus reviews
A renegade Jedi has a force vision of a pair of powerful Force-Sensitives. This sets in motion events that will see the rise of a new order of Force users. This new order will have a profound effect on the future of many worlds. HP/LL SW Universe.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 288,190 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 9/18/2020 - Published: 12/20/2010
Wizard Kingpin by Odin999 reviews
Harry Potter meets some very interesting people in his youth, they help him grow to be someone the Wizarding World never expected. Dumbledore will realize sometimes the best plans don't go how you want them to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,731 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 8,636 - Updated: 8/29/2020 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P.
Iron Shinobi by Kairomaru reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has a rather unique heritage; the blood of a clan that cares only for battle runs in his veins and their bloodline is meant for combat. Naruto rises through the ranks to become known as the Iron Shinobi. Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem. (Dead Fic)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 7/11/2020 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Redemption by Kamen Rider Nexus aka IceBite reviews
Synthesis has been achieved, and now, the Reapers move to help rebuild...except one. Harbinger, amazed by humanity's success, moves to aid humanity. Now, brought to this world by one called "Librarian", Harbinger must use all his cunning to protect humanity from the greatest threat it's ever known...He also must now face something he never faced before: emotion...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,439 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Harbinger, OC] SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Master Chief/John-117
Maybe a Dream by kittyloaf reviews
Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen. [I'm sorry for the exposition dump. I've been trying for two years to figure out how to do it better but it just bogged down everything too much.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 126,874 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 4,176 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Team Seven, OC
From Shield to Sword by Maestro of Madness reviews
A shield reforged into a sword. A boy, who should have died, is saved instead. All he has are the ideals of the man who saved him. He made a promise to fulfill his dream for him. Even if it isn't his own. Even if they really are just borrowed hopes and wishes he'll still carry them. For the one who saved him. He will become a Hero of Justice.
Crossover - RWBY & Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,968 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 6/15/2020 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Rin T., Sakura M., Arturia Pendragon, Jaune A.
Stargate Effect by ResurgentClone reviews
The Lucian Alliance is defeated, the line has been held against the Wraith in orbit around Earth. Now it's time for Atlantis to yield it's secrets.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,003 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/2/2020 - Published: 9/26/2012
The Evolution of Organized Crime by Artsome reviews
In which Haruhi moves to a new neighborhood before middle-school, meets a shy redhead in the park who she then befriends. Kasanoda Ritsu in turn is surprised she is a girl after the first meeting and wonders how he could have missed it. Basically, Haruhi comes into contact with the Yakuza at a young age, and all shall dread the days to come.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,409 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Haruhi F., R. Kasonada
The Sky is the Limit by Zgogery reviews
Years after the defeat of Voldemort, tensions are high once again. Harry and his band of friends are thrown into a situation far worse than any other before. The real question is, can they survive what the galaxy has to throw at them? Harry/Multi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Tali'Zorah, Aria T'Loak]
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 7398 - Favs: 13,906 - Follows: 14,045 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Beacon's Exorcist by Discarab reviews
(ABANDONED DUE TO LIFE REASONS, FINAL CHAPTER IS A SUMMARY OF WHAT I HAD PLANNED) Allen has been thrown into Beacon academy. Where is he? How can he return home? Will he return home as the same person? Only time can tell. OP Allen and some Noah Allen. Chapter 33 is out! Edited versions of [early] chapters 1-3 are out! Rest coming soon!
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 320,062 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/28/2020 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Allen Walker, Ruby R., Road C., Lenalee Lee] - Complete
Paleblood by Arrixam reviews
Bell had the strangest dream. Problem is... he can't remember what it was about. But the Dream remembers him. The Dream will never forget what he had done. And within the Waking World, the Hunters he had wronged will be coming for him. Oedon does not forgive those who disrupted his slumber.
Crossover - Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 270,692 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 4/7/2020 - Published: 1/2/2016
Men of War: Ultimate by EZB reviews
The Chief and the Gears are back! Following the events of Halo 3, The Master Chief lands on the war-torn planet of Sera. With a new world and war to sink his teeth into, the Spartan must join ranks with the notorious Gears of War to fight for humanity.
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,395 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/22/2020 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Dominic S., Adam F. - Complete
Heart of Glass by Arrixam reviews
Gaia had, at last, slain Alaya but has yet to achieve victory. In its last cry to save humanity, Alaya spreads its dying embers all over the globe. Emiya Shirou is one such fragment, an incarnation to Alaya's expression of Blade. But as the fires of the Fourth War wash away this aspect of humanity, what remains of Shirou? (Contains some original lore, Predator!Shirou)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 148,423 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 3/17/2020 - Published: 10/25/2015
The Empire of Winter by Shadowwolf1997 reviews
Rated M for paranoid The North rises from a single decision that will forever change the lands beyond the neck. As the South falls time and again, the people of the North weather the storm and survive to stand tall. The lands of summer snow bow only to the great Direwolf, king of the forest. And so the First Men Rose
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 3/15/2020 - Published: 10/7/2016
A New Life with a Bite by blayze1000 reviews
I die and wake on Omega with a new much improved body, a taste for blood, and a biotically charged attitude. Well I'm alive again, I'm gonna survive come what may. Pre ME2 with an OC told in first person. M rating for violence, language and adult themes. Come and join the fun. Please give it a try and reviews are always welcome.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,932 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 3/5/2020 - Published: 3/2/2013
Fate: Beyond by Konerok Hadorak reviews
There are stranger things than magic in the world, and their rules can be bent and broken. Now those things knock on the door of reality. Our reality. Can you hear it? The cosmos is calling; just over head. Reach for it now. Reach for the beyond.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,279 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 2/26/2020 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., The Hunter
Finding the Sun Again by Useful76 reviews
Two shining souls have had their lights extinguished by their loved ones. Neither one thinks that their former radiant glory can ever be reaquired. Will they be able to find the sun again or will fate mire their hopes in darkness. NaruHanabi Hanabi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,084 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 1/29/2020 - Published: 12/28/2007 - [Naruto U., Hanabi H.] [Chōji A., Ino Y.]
Attack on Titan: Spartan Assault (Returned) by JoshMaxii reviews
Humanity is under siege. For 107 years, they have been forced to cower behind their walls in the face of the greatest threat they have ever known; the Titans. But, in their darkest hour, help arrives from the stars. John-117 may be able to change the tide of war, but new threats lay beyond the horizon, and it's not just the flesh eating giants he has to worry about. (Ch 6 WIP)
Crossover - Halo & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,267 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,128 - Updated: 1/25/2020 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Eren Y., Mikasa A.
Gate - and so a Neuntöter fought by Don Orbit reviews
When a ghoul joined the JSDF to hide from the CCG, the very last thing he could think about that a portal to another world would open and that he and his comrades would be sent to said new world. But is he strong enough to resist his hunger? Or will the new world face a new kind of monster? Rated M for Tokyo Ghoul. (DISCONTINUED)
Crossover - Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,029 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/18/2020 - Published: 4/9/2016 - OC, Itami - Complete
The Great Anomaly by Dumbnoobe reviews
The Alliance finds out about the magical world as a result of the first contact war. Shepard is an earthborn witch. Rated M for some instances of strong language, graphic violence, death and gore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/9/2020 - Published: 8/17/2013 - J. Garson
Mahou Senki: Lyrical Days by Hero Slayer reviews
The wheel of fate is derailed as Emiya Shirou is brought up in Uminari City. Watch the birth of a Magical Hero as the boy with a body of swords meets the White Devil.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 76,232 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Nanoha T., Yuuno S., Shirō E. - Complete
Of Citadels And Castles, Book One: Culture Shocks by C. Mage reviews
Mankind has reached a new Golden Age. They've reached the stars, become part of a galactic community, and shed all the problems and failings of their history to rise anew, all thanks to the mass relays and the technology they discovered. Problem is...sometimes history catches up.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,869 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 10/2/2014
Re:Gamer by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 129 - Words: 437,566 - Reviews: 5811 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Naruto U.
The War Angel: Ride of the Four by Reign A.G.E reviews
When you are under the guildance of a person, your life will forever be greatful towards them be it good or bad. Naruto on the other hand, started his life because of one man, The War Angel. The remake of Tenraku Hitotsu, Pairings unsure at the moment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 174,090 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/27/2019 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Playing the Four Devils by Reign A.G.E reviews
Lust, Envy, Hate, and Jealousy are the four devils that define the world, but for Naruto, its a new way of life, especially due to his ancestors, the three Sparda sons that is. Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover, Naruto/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 342,069 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 12/27/2019 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Fate: Shattered Moon by Trick N. Zwei reviews
Near the conclusion of the events of Heaven's Feel, the attempted destruction of the Great Holy Grail causes an unforeseen outcome that has led Shirou, Rin, Sakura, Illya and the servant Rider to be transported to a different dimension. How will they fare in a world filled with Grimm, Dust and Hunters?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,809 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 5,005 - Follows: 5,776 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Shirō E., Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Sakura M.
White by Imyoshi reviews
When Jaune Arc was just a small child, his mother gave him a tiny seed to grow and nurture as a way to learn responsibility. His father gave him a useless Dust Shard to study power and focus. Only problem, the little Arc had wrongly misinterpreted their lessons and ended up creating Remnant's one and only Dust-Dust Fruit.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 113,457 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 12/22/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Weiss S., Jaune A.
The Best Laid Plans by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Waking in a new world, Naruto becomes the Ashikabi of a Sekirei thought impossible to wing. Now, he will compete in Minaka's game, and take everyone else along for a wild ride. Naruto/Akitsu pairing. Seriously, no like, no read. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,399 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Ninja in the Galaxy Far Far Away by Fan of Fanfics reviews
During the clash at the VotE, Naruto is blasted into the Star Wars Universe. There is no way to get home, but will he really want to anyway. Pairing is NarutoxPadme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Padmé Amidala, Naruto U.
Naruto Sensei: Shinobi Professor by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Naruto goes to Hogwarts after taking an offer from Kyuubi he can't pass up. Offered a job teaching, he becomes the Proffesor of Shinobi arts. Begins a month or so prior to Goblet of Fire. Naruto/Hermione pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,864 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Naruto U.
Naruto: Zfighter by Fan of Fanfics reviews
You all know the drill. Naruto is blasted into the DBZ universe and takes the title and power of Kyuubi. Set a few months prior to the Android's appearance. Naruto/Android 18 pairing.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Android 18, Naruto U.
Naruto, The Fox by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Naruto once again reprises his role as "The Fox", the superpowered theif, though slightly different than in Uzumaki X. Part of my "Lost in other Worlds" collection. Pairing is Naruto/Raven/Terra. No like, No read.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,165 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Raven
Konoha's Legion, Naruto: The One and The Many by Fan of Fanfics reviews
After falling off the bridge in Wave, Naruto enters the Matrix. Now, with a group of programs called Exiles, the Architect, The Oracle, Neo, and renegade Agent Smith residing in his mind, he will bring the machines back to their former glory, his way.
Crossover - Matrix & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 12/6/2019 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 131,866 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 3,308 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 4/14/2007
Harry and Warhammer40k by August Sonereal reviews
What if James Potter was an avid Warhammer gamer and left his son the game? Now, what if that board game started to develop a mind of its own because a spell became self-aware? You get this. Based on Shinji and Warhammer40k is HARRY and Warhammer40k!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,484 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Naruto of the Saiyans by VFSNAKE reviews
Bardock is about to die, but a dimensional rift when the Yondaime summons the Shinigami pulls him into the Naruto World, and onto Kyuubi's back moments before the sealing. Goku may redeem the Saiyans, but Naruto will make them be reborn, and in his image.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 97,639 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 4,295 - Updated: 11/21/2019 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bardock, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Goblin Kings Heir by KawaiiCherryStar reviews
Right before Voldemort kills Lily she makes a wish, a wish for the Goblins to come and take Harry away! After Voldmorts defeat, Jareth takes Harry and adopts him as his own. Watch as he grows and overcomes the obstacles in his way.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Jareth, Harry P.
Telepathy And Other Kinds Of Mental Manipulations by cherryvvoid reviews
Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,397 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 6,546 - Follows: 8,155 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Shikamaru N., OC] Ino Y., Team Seven
Pleasing myself and everyone else, PokéStyle by Raptor-kun reviews
27-4-2017: Finished until further notice. Read final chapter's notes on more details. The chronological order is: Smoking Dream Mist - 1-25 - Ignore the end of 26. - 27-30 - Dark Moist Halls. - 31-37 - Special: The Story After. Enjoy. There's smut by the way. It's about a 20-something year old that fucks a lot of women, casual sex world kind of thing, but in a Pokémon Universe.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 199,891 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter the Magi by monbade reviews
When Harry is 7 years old, just after he apparated to the school roof. He is severely beat by his uncle. While lying in the cupboard under the stairs, he makes a wish to be somewhere else as he passes out in pain. He wakes with a woman kneeling above him on a ship. Harry is offered a new life and he decides to take it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,577 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P.
Four's a Crowd by Wutruffbeest reviews
Overlord 2. Kelda knew he'd come back, but she hadn't known there'd be competition.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,651 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 1/19/2010
The Nidaime's Heir by adrien skywalker reviews
Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,398 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U.
A Grimm's Aura (Old Version) by Black Omochao reviews
Ash finds himself in a new world, and in a new body, he isn't sure how this happened to him, but he will do what he can to survive and figure it out, meanwhile Ruby of team RWBY discovers something that should be impossible: a Grimm with an aura. Discontinued, will be rebooted. Status update 2/4/2023: Reboot cancelled, see profile for details.
Crossover - Pokémon & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,800 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Ruby R. - Complete
Infinite Paths by Lord Mist reviews
There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]
Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,206 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 1/2/2013
Cycles Upon Cycles by The Incredible Muffin reviews
The residents of the Koprulu Sector thought they had finally achieved peace. They were wrong. Now, the Koprulu Alliance is faced with a galaxy that was bigger than they thought. They will meet new friends, and more importantly, new enemies, but all will be forced to put away their hatreds, both old and new, or none will survive the darkness that is to come...
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,925 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 9/27/2019 - Published: 1/13/2015
Harry the Qwaser by Harpra reviews
Blessed with the powers of a qwaser, who can control the elements, Harry must use his skills to protect himself in a world of magic as he gathers friends and must choose between being an agent of the church and the magical worlds boy-who-lived. Harry/Harem [This is not an update]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,030 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7787 - Favs: 19,052 - Follows: 21,052 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Free by Letitallburn reviews
Betrayal that was all Harry knew; well that and pain. But what happens when he finds himself, completely unexpectedly, in a world of friendship….of ponies? Will he open back up, will he let go of his horrid past and embrace his new future? Will the mane six help him with this? And what other changes will occur to him as this happens?
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2013
An Anomaly: The Code of the Lifestream by Astrid Claire reviews
Centuries after his 'death', Lelouch lived in the shadows. Acknowledging his achievements on Earth, Minerva took him to Gaia. From there, Lelouch discovered an anomaly between the Lifestream and his Code. Certain fates were altered, and certain people never expected to find friendship and comfort with an immortal...especially one with a shattered soul. Let redemption be given!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Minerva, Lelouch L., C.C.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 7,635 - Follows: 7,966 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Ocarina of Time with a Lemon Twist by ZoWriter reviews
This is sort of a novelization of the games, but it strays far off the path in some areas. Lemons, YES, but it will have a LOT of fluff. First real story. Please Review, compliments and constructive criticism welcome! LinkXEvery Major Girl in the Game.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Link, Navi
Danny FarFrozen by Neeko96 reviews
Little Danny was showing off his parents latest invention, a portal to the ghost zone, when he has an accident. After a strange creature emerges Danny suddenly finds himself in the arms of a furry monster, and no idea who he is. AU! It's Frosty Phantom. Rating subject to change in later chapters. -
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,561 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Frostbite, OC
Twilight'd by cherryvvoid reviews
As it turned out, the Twilight Saga was alot more interesting than the books made it out to be. It was too bad it took Esper experiencing reincarnation to figure that out. SI-OC!As-Alice's-Great-Niece. Psychic!SI-OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,074 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 3,912 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Alice, Bella, Edward, OC
Volcanoes by cherryvvoid reviews
She was the older, questionably civilian sister to one Haruno Sakura & she had no desire whatsoever to be a Shinobi. But sadly potential was potential & if there was one thing the leaf village hated more than anything, it was having someone not using said potential for - & she quotes - "the greater good of the village". Technically-half-civilian!SI-OC. Sakura's-Sister!SI-OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,078 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
Wild War Child by cherryvvoid reviews
Because she was Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Madara was her, and try as she might there was no changing that. SI-as-fem!Madara. Hashirama/SI-fem!Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., OC
A Force Users Guide To Dealing With The Darkside (And Also Sith Lords) by cherryvvoid reviews
A how-to on living in a galaxy ruled by space magic. Results may vary. Drastically. SI!OC. Force Seer!Original Character.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., OC
Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,965 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: The New Journey by Arashi the Solar Phoenix reviews
During a Joint Deployment, the UNSC Infinity and Her Sangheili allies are suddenly thrown into a new Galaxy, and end up near Charon before the Systems Alliance discovers the Charon Relay. Alliances are forged and how will the galaxy react to an aggressive humanity that not only doesn't use Mass Effect technology, but will not let anyone stand in their way of expansion? AU PreME1
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,674 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,598 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 1/26/2014
The Lightsaber by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
A childhood love, combined with magical experimentation, and a determination to see his project brought to life. This was all it took to change the world...forever. (A/N: Based on numerous reviews, 'suspension of belief' is evidently required to enjoy this story)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,879 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Dudley D. - Complete
A Pokegirl Adventure by maverick9871 reviews
Set after Naruto meets a pokegirl, Naruto makes his way through the world on his way to be a Pokegirl master. Narutoxinoxlots of OC harem Lemons
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Spiraling Fate by Legendarydolphinman reviews
Naruto modified and used Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei No Jutsu, instead of reanimating a dead person Naruto accidently summoned a Heroic Spirit from the Throne of Heroes through the use of the Greater Grail of another universe. Also initiating an odd Holy Grail War within the Elemental Nations.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/7/2019 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Naruto U., Okita Souji
DOOM Effect by Zrocker119 reviews
Alexander Carter was a normal man that lived a normal life. That is until he was hit and killed by a drunk driver. Now dead he is offered a chance by a powerful being to be a part of something much that he thought only existed in fiction. Mass Effect SI story with the MC starting out in DOOM 2016. Rating should be for obvious reasons. Pairings have been decided.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Doom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,757 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 3/25/2019 - Published: 6/25/2016 - J. Garson, Miranda L., OC
Senpai by The Sage of Toads reviews
During a dark period of her life, Akane Tendo found something she needed the most: A good friend. This story encompasses the entirety of the works of Rumiko Takahashi, and features more than a handful of OCs. Read and Enjoy.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 293,415 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 7/1/2016
Harbinger by JUKEBOXICA reviews
A soldier finds herself reborn as a bastard, born to be a harbinger. She wouldn't die like last time, instead she would plan ahead and survive in her new life. She was fine if anyone else died, but she was a harbinger and she would survive in Westeros, even if it meant someone else's sacrifice. After all, she was willing to kill anyone...well, mostly anyone. SI-OC fic.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,185 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 3/8/2019 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Eddard S., OC, Oberyn M., Obara S.
Root reaching into Space by Manshiro reviews
A ME crossover with the Nasuverse with an AU humanity and a first contact a century before the canon one. This is rated M for violence and - because I will try to play the Nasuverse straight - detailed descriptions of dismemberment might appear.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,031 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 6/4/2014
Wizard Runemaster by plums reviews
A Weapon. A Hero. But now… a loose end. Harry Potter resolves to destroy the enemies who betrayed him on his terms, only to find all his plans torn asunder when he's summoned to a new world plagued with the same enemies as his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 283,018 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 9,956 - Follows: 8,299 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Harry P., Draenei, Night Elf, Onyxia] - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 3,150 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Dragon Queens by Mystborn reviews
Prophesies complete, an immortal Dragonborn and her vampire best friend are left to their own devices. The result? A jointly ruled empire of Nirn that spans the stars. So when Batarians are chased through relay 314 by the Turians into Imperial space, all oblivion breaks loose. How will the Galaxy of Science hold up to the Empire of Magic, Especially one ruled by the Dragon Queens?
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,277 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana, J. Garson
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,162 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 4,032 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Bring Down The Sky by NeonZangetsu reviews
What lies beyond the sky? What stars and different races await beyond the precipiece of our vision? Unfortunately, he's about to find out what awaits us beyond the starry sky. The hard way. NarutoxJackxTali! Co-Written by myself and Uzumaki Crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,563 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Naruto U., Tali'Zorah, Jack, Shiala
The Myth Of The Dragon Rider by melo'orukidea reviews
A decade ago the myth of a man who rides on the back of a dragon was born, creating an unsettling feeling among Vikings and spreading fear, but when a new part of the rumor arrives at Berk, Astrid and the others decide to go on a quest to find the truth behind this so called legend. What they didn't expect, however, was that they would find much more than what they were hoping for.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,284 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
Heart of a Familiar by CasualFictionWriter23 reviews
Louise Vallière whose nickname is "Louise the Zero" by her classmates wants to prove herself as not a failure mage. Meanwhile on the Destiny Island, when Sora is taking his usual midday nap he suddenly hears strange voices out of nowhere and then disappears inside a strange portal. How will the Keybearer adapt with his new role as a mage's familiar?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,853 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/29/2019 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sora, Louise
Embark by Death276 reviews
Welcome to the world of Remnant. Where shadows take the form of Grimm and dust is utilized to perform magic. Rise hero of silver eyes, your destiny awaits.
Crossover - Persona Series & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,794 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 1/2/2019 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
Champion of a Distant Dream by WhizkidHV reviews
He had sacrificed his soul to ensure they would remain. Eradicating his own existence to save those he loved, Emiya Shirou vanished from his world, forever. But the death of such a Champion does not go unnoticed, especially when there's a Goddess in the Astral Planes who knows everything. On the edge of the Horizon...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,464 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 11/10/2014
Fate: Hunter's Moon by kyugan reviews
Since ancient times, people have used Sacred Chalices to reveal the Tombs of The Gods so that they may enter into communion and gain true Insight. However, not all gods are benevolent, and if left unchecked may bring about the end of days. Tainted & corrupt, the Holy Grail of Fuyuki City awaits it's chance to give life to All The Evil's of The World. And so, The Hunt Begins anew...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,780 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Caster, The Hunter, Plain Doll
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9642 - Favs: 13,080 - Follows: 11,642 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Soul Hunter (Original) by SkywalkerT-65 reviews
When Ruby Rose went to Beacon Academy two years early, she had assumed she was going to be the odd one out. Her sister, the Ice Queen Heiress and the mysterious dark-haired girl aside. What she didn't expect, what none of them expected, was that an even more mysterious teenager would join them. One with a power no other Hunter or Huntress has...and one that just may turn the tide..
Crossover - Bleach & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,255 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Ichigo K., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Spartans Never Die by SpartanPrime101 reviews
Caught and sent through a Forerunner teleportation device, a lone Spartan-II finds himself in the Overwatch universe. Here he will help right wrong, fight the good fight alongside others, and prove to the world that Heroes never die! Halo-Overwatch Crossover. Possible SpartanXHarem; now rated M for violence and (possible) lemons.
Crossover - Halo & Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 6/18/2016 - OC, Angela Z./Mercy, Lena O./Tracer
Harry, Haruhi and the Philosophers Stone by Emma Iveli reviews
AU Crossover. Harry Potter and Haruhi Suzumiya have been friends ever since Haruhi moved to England. However it turns out that they're both Magical! Watch as they go to Hogwarts and learn magic. But it turns out not all is at is seems. Please R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Haruhi S.
A New Cycle by Foul steak reviews
The Thinker's distraction with the PtV Shard was no accident, it had been engineered by the third Entity: Abaddon. But it had underestimated the strength of The Warrior so now it could either retreat and try again with another Pair in another world or try its luck at beating the Warrior. Before it could choose however it noticed that The Warrior had dropped its Administrator Shard.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,682 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 10/24/2018 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Skitter
Get Me Out of This Hell-hole! (DEAD) by DeusExTranshuman reviews
One does not simply fall into a new realm. They are often punted, head first, right into the deep end. This statement couldn't have been more true for me, especially when I woke up during orbital descent in a baby's body... I hate my life...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 158,089 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 6/16/2017
A True Bloodline by MikeJV37 reviews
A series of events at his birth saves his mother and unlocks a long forgotten Bloodline in him. power/smart Naruto, Naruto harem, rated for language, violence and lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Lion of the Rock by Penhaligon reviews
AU. Born once more as a child of the lion, Harry Potter of House Lannister is raised from childhood to play the Game of Thrones. As fire and fury threatens to tear Westeros apart, will he choose ambition or family? To serve or to rule?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,878 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Margaery T., Sansa S., Tywin L.
Record of Harassment--See Reviews by Follower38 reviews
The remnants of a story left online to serve as a standing record of an online troll who used a bot-program to spam this one story with over 700 copy-pasta reviews with a bot-program in under 4 hours.
Crossover - Mass Effect & inFAMOUS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 5/17/2013
Record of Harassment--See Reviews by Follower38 reviews
The remnants of a story left online to serve as a standing record of an online troll who used a bot-program to spam this one story with over 700 copy-pasta reviews with a bot-program in under 4 hours.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 1/13/2012
Spectrum by Phantomwa1ker reviews
Reality at its most basic state is... Complex. It's not something that can be seen and dismissed like everyday objects. It's something that, if witnessed, will change you. Make you question your purpose. Your reason for existence. So few have ever managed to view this truth. None have ever comprehended it. For to understand reality itself, is to evolve beyond humanity as a whole.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,676 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale
Representation of Humanity by Writer with bad Grammar T-T reviews
We all know Ise become pervert because he meet one pervert old man in the park. However in this Universe, he meet certain old troll instead old pervert. Multiple crossover! OOC Issei! Warn : Bad grammar! Looking for Beta! Prologue - Chapter 10 already edited. Edit 21/06/2022, On Hiatus until Re Zero Why Me current Arc finished.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 416,365 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 6/18/2015 - H. Issei, Ddraig - Complete
Dismantled Pattern by littlemelonatplay reviews
Civilian life in Kumogakure. Being a civilian has got to be easier than becoming a kunoichi who has to mold their life to the village's whims. However, maybe she got it all wrong? This is an OC – SI story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,837 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Killer Bee, A/Fourth Raikage, OC
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6148 - Favs: 20,203 - Follows: 16,813 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sword of Origin: Protector of Zero by WhizkidHV reviews
He had protected them, saved them. A Sword that ruthlessly cut down all who would dare harm them. But time passed, as well as those he was to protect. He thought that his time had finally come, but it seemed that Fate had other plans. With a girl whose heart was made of glass as a Master and a new War, the Sword recalls his Origin. 'To Protect...'
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,228 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 9/22/2018 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Shirō E., Louise
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
The Strange Ship by regularmother reviews
In a hunt for raw materials for their people, Quarian explorers open a new mass relay. What awaits them on the other side is nothing they could have ever expected. Pre-Mass Effect 1, Post-Halo 4; AU only where necessary to mash two universes together and create something resembling a coherent storyline.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,490 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 10/25/2016
A Second Chance by Kronos89 reviews
Counter Guardian EMIYA gets a second chance at life after winning the 5th Grail War with an untainted Grail and accepts Caster Merlin's proposal to reincarnate him. Watch as he lives his life as a devil. Rated M for safety.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 4,473 - Follows: 5,078 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Archer, H. Akeno] H. Issei
Son of Light by Fyiad reviews
Attacked by Vex and sent to a place far away from the Traveler, the Warlock Odin must find a way to survive in a galaxy that is strange and unfamiliar. New servants of Darkness threaten him, but with his Light and his space magic he will find a way. Well, that and bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,095 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 6/12/2015
Naruto: Look to the Stars by Beastrider9 reviews
While in the Orphanage Naruto comes across a strange book. This Book holds ancient forbidden knowledge no man was meant to know. The Necronomicon has entered the ninja world.
Crossover - Naruto & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 163 - Words: 537,171 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bowman with Heart of Knight by Writer with bad Grammar T-T reviews
He just normal guy who trying to become Hunter and be a Hero. And yet, why he dreaming about this? Is this to insult his dream to be Hero? To show him how petty his dream? One thing for sure, this dream won't stand in his way and his real dream. If being fool mean he can be Hero, then fine! Hero mostly called fool after all! AU! StrongJaune! X multipleelements. Pro-chap12 edited
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 128,430 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 3/14/2016 - EMIYA, Jaune A.
A King for a Pawn (Up for Adoption) by Writer D Wolf reviews
From an age long gone our favorite blond has been enjoying his life as a teacher. However after his students come under attack from a world he left behind, he will take up his blade and powers in hand. Who will be drawn to him on his quests to protect his students, only time will tell.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,921 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 1/13/2014
Absolute Power by Glasses Writer reviews
Come with Strings...Lots and lots of metaphorical strings that are waiting to screw you over. CYOA-Enbringers.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 6/4/2018 - OC
A Werewolf in Nerima by USA Tiger reviews
A friend of Ranma's comes to Nerima the only thing is, she's a were-wolf. The she seems to be in town for a very important reason that has to do with Ranma.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,253 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 8/29/2002
The Fallen Messiah by Paulzies reviews
He woke up with no memories in a whole new world. But that won't stop him. He'll get them back fast, and in doing so, he'll reawaken his lost powers. And all of a sudden, the Wildest Wildcard has finally been drawn. Read and review! Fav and Follow!
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,211 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/22/2016
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 5,548 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Hunter of the Copy Wheel Eye by T. Kareon reviews
Instead of Pyrrha Awaking Jaune's power. Under a Life or Death moment in the Emerald Forest, Jaune awakens his own power...and a dark one at that.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,484 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 4/20/2018 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Jaune A.
Convergence by Olympus - 117 reviews
After the the Crucible is fired, the dark energy from the blast sends Commander Shepard someplace . . . different. Now her best (and only) chance to get home is a suicidal quest to destroy one ring. Fortunately Abigail Shepard is a rather old hat with suicide missions. Female Shepard, Vanguard, War Hero, Paragade. Post ME3 ending. Contains explicit language, heavy violence.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,463 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 10/12/2013
No Need For Eezo by Katsuhito reviews
Prothean memories aren't the only thing Shepard got from the beacon. On top of everything else, the Spectre must now learn how to cope with her own emerging abilities. ME/Tenchi fusion. First fic, please review. Warning for powerful!shep and eventual super!shep. Slow updates. [On hiatus. See my profile for status.]
Crossover - Mass Effect & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/26/2018 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Shepard
The Gathering Darkness by TheLastEidolon reviews
The Council races stumble upon the Sol system and its occupants. Amidst trying to decipher the...unusual technology employed by the humans, they learn that the denizens of Earth are fighting a desperate war against an enemy so powerful, even the combined might of the Council's armies may not be enough to defeat it...
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,109 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah
The Noble Hermit by SonOfAnder557 reviews
Rewrite in Progress.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,584 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 6,263 - Follows: 6,566 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Yoruichi S., Kukaku S., T. Harribel]
Starcraft: Reigns of War by TheWatcher2785 reviews
After an incident with a warp gate, a large portion of Protoss was sent beyond time and space only to exchange one enemy for another. Now within a new world, what effect will the Protoss have against Arthas and his legion of undead. R&R please.
Crossover - StarCraft & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,121 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 2/6/2012
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6548 - Favs: 11,558 - Follows: 10,232 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Still Not A Hero by Soleneus reviews
or Hero 2:Hero Harder I've spent three years preparing for Saren and Sovereign, and now it's time to put the first of my plans into action. All of which involve me, fighting in war. A war against a murderous alien intelligence. A war against impossible odds. A war I put myself right in the middle of...on purpose...I wonder what sanity's like? It must be nice, but it sounds boring.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 307,426 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, Shepard, OC - Complete
Ranma Saotome, Chi Master by SeerKing reviews
When Ranma shows up at the Tendo Dojo, he shocks the Tendo's by defeating a Panda with a bolt of blue light. Chi? What's that? Believably stronger Ranma who isn't a jerk. Ranma x harem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,767 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 3,074 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Ranma, Akane, Shampoo, Ukyo]
Black Blood by Williamgbirkin reviews
On the night of the Mizuki Incident, the fox gives Naruto a bloodline. How will this effect his life? My answer to Bown Phantom's Hidden Bloodline challenge. Slight AU. Slight Soul Eater Crossover. Pure Naruto x Fem Haku. Lemons in later chapters if I can. No, Naruto does not have Ragnarok. If you don't like this story, don't read it! I do not own Naruto or any other manga/anime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,547 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,208 - Updated: 1/19/2018 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Haku
Creator among Supernatural by Writer with bad Grammar T-T reviews
Issei is not normal child. He always have better imagination than his peers. A magnificent, cool, elegance, majestic, scary, dark, inhumane and beautiful things. He see what people don't everyday. Then one day, in his most vulnerable moment, he unconsciously imagine one of his 'creation'. And it become real. AU, Smart!Powerful!NeutralDark!OOCIse!Warn:BadGrammar!Prolog-Chap1 edited
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 117,830 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 1/19/2018 - Published: 1/17/2016 - H. Issei
A Flower Amongst Devils by Wrathie Winsre reviews
Minako certainly didn't expect to be here, in a new world and fending for herself amongst Devils, Fallens, Angels and Youkai, and with only her Personas to guide her! She also never expected to play negotator either, what happened to just flat out saving the world again? An AU, Crossover Fic
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 492,866 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Female Protagonist, OC
BioShock: Fire in the Sky by Jack Cross reviews
My name is Sam Roberts. I was just a normal guy, living a normal life, doing normal things. Normal that is, until those infernal twins chose me against my will. Now, to repay the debt I owe them for saving my life, I'm headed to a place I never knew existed, to find a girl I don't think I can ever forget.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,910 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Elizabeth, OC
Devilish Sharingan by YagamiNguyen reviews
A second chance, it's something a man like Itachi Uchiha would never think about. Reborn into a new world and earns a new life, will he learn to forgive himself, or once again he sacrifices his own life to shoulder the entire world on his shoulder, for the sake of peace? [Devil born Itachi]. [Chapter 9- Work in Progress]
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,382 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Itachi U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Serafall L.
The Winter King by Dante 2K-25 reviews
At Kings Cross Station, Harry makes a choice to seize control of his own destiny. He never suspected he would be stuck in a medieval magical world where a dangerous game would be played. The Black Wolf and the Winter King has arrived. All will kneel before him, or burn in fire. Harry & Daenerys Pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,769 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 7,994 - Follows: 9,406 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Daenerys T.]
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 3,970 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
White Knight by The Inner Hollow reviews
A shield? Okay admittedly I don't know how to use a shield. But a sword? That I know how to use. Jaune P.O.V.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 402,412 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
Outsider Chronicles: White Dragon of Brockton by Dis Lexic reviews
When I was reborn into the Worm-verse, I kinda expected to Trigger at some point, if only to ensure that whatever demented ROB stuck me here was entertained. However, I never would have imagined ending up with the power to literally cut my opponents down to size. Still, at least now Lungs not the only Dragon in town. And I'm much more dangerous.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Worm - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,417 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 12/24/2017 - OC, Albion, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea
Knight of the Void by sagitarius reviews
It's been over twenty years since Ilias' defeat, and even though some still can't accept is, Humans, Monsters and Angels can live in peace. Luca and Alice (among others) have a family now and must help lead the world to a long lasting peace. But this isn't their story. This is the story of their son, a girl, an event that brought the two together, and the adventures it led to.
Crossover - Monster Girl Quest & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 163,903 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Louise, OC
Leaf lantern by Dylan Millwood reviews
What happens when a certain Weapons Mistress, enounters a magical lanturn? Read to find out. Eventual NaruTen. adopted form On Soaring Wings. Rating changed for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,372 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 9/6/2008 - [Naruto U., Tenten]
Endless Pantheon: God's Eye by Todeswind reviews
Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,805 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Dresden - Complete
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,745 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
The Eternal Chimera by superfish01 reviews
Kushina and Minato have their owns secrets that only each other know about. How do these secrets affect Naruto and the reason behind the Kyuubi attack? naruxfemkyuu naruxfemhaku. 2 girls only, not harem. Rating to be safe. Discontinued fic. Please read final chapter for an explanation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 211,843 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Mother of a Phantom by The Storymaster1000 reviews
Now that the world knows that Danny Phantom not only has a daughter, but a Mate as well. The whole world is changing, everyone knows it, but for the better or worse. Danny will have to get used to this new life and fast as threats both old and new loom around every corner, waiting to tear his life and his family apart. The long awaited sequel to 2013's hit Daughter of a Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 205,210 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Dani
Teaching Bravery by Monkey Typewriter reviews
Harry Dresden is recruited by a rather enigmatic, powerful Wizard to educate his students in self-defense from the supernatural. However, tensions and confusion may arise due to separately evolved, and equally powerful Wizarding cultures, and a certain tournament taking place... M for 'planned' later violence and other things. Dresden-focused, but Potter-peeps will show up a lot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,789 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Albus D., H. Dresden
Daughter of a Phantom by The Storymaster1000 reviews
When Dani comes back and is attacked by The GIW, Amity Park discovers that Dani is infact the daughter of their hero Danny Phantom, now Danny has to care for Dani, while also dealing with the increased news reporters, as he learns what it takes ot be a father, while also trying to figure out what Vlad did to create Dani, if he's her father then who's the mother? DXD Father/Daughter
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,756 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Danny F., Dani
Immunity by Gamerof1458 reviews
Jaune Arc didn't know what to think when he got paired with Yang Xiao Long as her roommate. Granted, he didn't know what to think when he found out how loud she could be at night. Still, he was an adaptable guy and took it all in stride. So now why is it that she keeps stealing his jacket? And why does she hide in wait on his bed and beg him to have some fun?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,523 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 10/26/2017 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Yang X.L., Jaune A.
Fire Light by ReaperCB919 reviews
Bella comes to Forks not as a weak human, but as a member of a race much more powerful, and ancient than even vampires. What happens when she meets the Cullens, The Pack, and the Humans of The Olympic Peninsula? F/F and multipairing romances. Team Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,089 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Alice, Angela, Bella
An Eye For An Eye by The Hug Machine reviews
One night, tragedy befalls Naruto that puts his ninja career, and dream of being Hokage, at risk. Will he overcome this obstacle or will it shatter everything he's come to know?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,695 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 11/1/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Absinthe Addams and the forgotten identity by LittleGambitDanilae reviews
Summary: Dumbledore should have never left Harry on the front steps for so long unattended, especially on Samhain. What if a certain enchantress from one of the darkest pureblood families known to date found him and decided to raise him as one of her own? What would happen to the Wizarding world? The answer: Pure chaos. Dark!Powerful!harry Crossdressing! Dumbles/Ron/Ginny bashing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,872 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 9/24/2017 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Harry P.
A Arc Reborn by Cyberleader2000 reviews
After a life changing event Jaune Arc received a second chance at life. How will Jaune cope with his new life and how he has to live it. Beta/cowritten with Blaiseingfire.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,309 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Glynda G., Jaune A.
Gate:Thus Remnant Fought There! by ImmortalEmperorWithAnEpicBeard reviews
The Sadaran thought they found a world fill with glory and plunder. What they found is a world ready to leave the creatures that plague it. A world with people who fight like apostles and weapons to match. A place in need of a safe haven and a will to fight for it. POLLS UP FOR EARTH AND JSDF INVOLVEMENT.
Crossover - RWBY & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 9/6/2017 - Adam T., Qrow B.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6256 - Favs: 18,742 - Follows: 19,926 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 8,552 - Follows: 10,090 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Throwing Coal on the Fire by unusualRenegade reviews
UPDATED: Blind-walking is usually a bad idea, especially when you end up in the middle of empty space. Seems like I'm not the only one though; something seems to be drawing planeswalkers here, and there's nothing sinister about that at all, right?
Crossover - Magic: The Gathering & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/15/2017 - Published: 1/18/2011
A Rabbit's Greed by silentshadow01 reviews
Greed in his last moments watched as his friend's watch him fade to nothing as he felt content with that. That is, until he get's a chance to live again in another world. Sounds great, but only one problem. He's been recreated as a Grimm that the world is bent on killing while befriending a mistreated rabbit who's job should be to kill him. Read and see what happens. T to be safe
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Greed, Velvet S.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4395 - Favs: 12,359 - Follows: 14,452 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Residuum by knuckz reviews
Qrow was only in the Wilds to investigate some ridiculous rumor about friendly Grimm. Instead, he found a boy that could command them. AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,296 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Qrow B.
Ore wa Goburin, dakara nanika? (Oregobu?) by SeerKing reviews
At the end of his life, Uzumaki Naruto is tried by an angry divine being for numerous so-called 'crimes' he committed in his life. He is sentenced to live his life as one of the weakest monsters in another world as a trial. if he leads his people well, he moves on. If not, he will be punished...severely. Gamer!Naruto. NaruxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,799 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Naruto U.
Thirty-eight thousand years later, There Is Only War by tombouric reviews
Following a night of drunken celebration after a successful raid on a Talon stronghold, Tracer had foolishly taken a bet to see how far into the future she could transport herself. Unfortunately, she can go very far indeed, into the Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium, where there is only War. Note: it might be better to read my other Tracer story first. Also, Commissar Tracer.
Crossover - Warhammer & Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Daemons, Inquisition, Space Marines, Lena O./Tracer
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 4,147 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
Blood & Vengeance by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
The balance of power in Westeros had never been very stable, and the addition of a young man with extraordinary physical abilities would definitely not aid in maintaining the balance, but it would certainly make things more interesting. Watch as Naruto forge his way into the heart of King's Landing and participate in the Game of Thrones. [Westeros Born Naruto][Naruto x Harem]
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,704 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 7,026 - Follows: 7,221 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Naruto U., Daenerys T., Margaery T., Sansa S.
Ideas, One-Shots, and Plot Bunnies by Lupine Horror reviews
Okay, I've found that I've got a lot of ideas fighting for space in my head, so this will be my 'dumping ground' for random stuff. Most of them, if not all, will be Harry Potter based, so that is why that's one of the series choices.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,569 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 5/10/2014
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4285 - Favs: 17,539 - Follows: 15,389 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 10140 - Favs: 11,936 - Follows: 8,879 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 6,572 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Under a Pale shattered moon by Abel Sephaos reviews
An escape tactic gone wrong leads to Abel Iscariot the Good Hunter, and his Doll waking up in a strange world with an even stranger moon. The Hunters Dream might have faded and the Hunt ended, but finding ones worth in the waking world is harder than it seems.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,768 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 6/2/2015 - The Hunter, Plain Doll - Complete
Gloria Dei est in Tenebris by Teninshigen reviews
When Professor Ozpin sent Qrow Branwen into the out-lands, searching for a mysterious creature which had been decimating Grimm numbers, Vale's darkest Huntsman never expected to find a young man wandering Remnant's loneliest paths. And he certainly didn't expect to find potentially the strongest Huntsman in generations...even if he is a little bit broken. (DISCONTINUED)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 142,832 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Qrow B.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inoue Shiori - revised by Hermionechan90 reviews
OC Self Insert The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. Because I read so much SI's and needed to write one too. This is the REVISED VERSION. (no change in plot, just added dialog, scenes and fixed grammar)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,526 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Kakashi H., OC
An Unlucky Draw by Special FX reviews
When a new piece enters the game, plans go awry and the board is forever changed. For the players, the outcome of the game had now become an uncertainty. A Wild Card had been drawn.
Crossover - Persona Series & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
The Longest Hunt by NaughtFiction reviews
For him, the night was supposed to end. The Dream would come to a close and he had done his best in his service as a Hunter. He would awake in the new dawn and make the most of what remained of his life. But a new nightmare threatens the Hunter's Dream and a foreign world. The young hunter is thrown into a different world of huntsmen and huntresses to warn them, to save them.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 263,346 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Ozpin, OC
Topple Your Kings by S. Silea reviews
The board was wiped clean with his death, and he found it replaced anew upon his awakening. When pieces begin to make themselves known, what else can he do but play?
Crossover - Code Geass & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,549 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 3,141 - Follows: 3,579 - Updated: 6/12/2017 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Lelouch L.
Ancient Blood by Hyperguy reviews
Naruto has been feeling strange the past two weeks. A thirst for knowledge has overtaken him as new powers begin to surface, but are they really powers? Or something more ancient? Can this strange floating metal ball tell him the answers he seeks?
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,122 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Ghost in the Machine by AlSmash reviews
Plastic flesh and metal bones. Steel hearts and electric souls. Humanity is an idea, not a species - and one that has proven to be difficult to accept for the wider galaxy. But Motoko Kusanagi is no stranger to conflict; a legend well before the First Contact War began, in its aftermath she has become something else entirely.
Crossover - Ghost in the Shell & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Batou, M. Kusanagi, J. Garson, T. Vasir
The Alliance of Brittania by TheScribeofLelouch reviews
Zero Requiem never did happen. Lelouch was never the demon emperor. He ruled justly over the years, as an immortal. The world was united under him, as war ceased to exist; they focused on the frontier above them: Humanity advances far beyond;Technology, moral, social, economy and development. Humanity became the first species to develop technologies without relying on element zero.
Crossover - Code Geass & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Lelouch L.
Altered Course by Rising Dragon reviews
The barriers between the dimensions is perilously thin. As two children duel for a relic of the forgotten past, their consequences echo and open the Door to the Other Side, bringing forth a far more terrifying creature to Unimari City.
Crossover - Scryed & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Kyouji Mu., Nanoha T.
Fate: Servant and Cook by Serenarey Chiba reviews
Shirou is forced back in time to save Arturia from her downfall, though he doesn't know how or what to do about it. He's not a fighter, but an idealist. Is he supposed to use his ideals to oppose, or supplement Arturia's? Saber/Shirou
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 237,523 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon, Saber]
Blank Space by PseudoFairy reviews
It's been said that when you die you'll see your past, present, and your supposed future. Well, no one said anything about seeing my sorry ass in a finished manga. Seriously, this sucks. Self-Insert/OC. No pairings at the moment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC
The shinigami familiar by XiaoWing reviews
Why was he here? What had happened? And more importantly, why had the girl with the pink hair kissed him just now? He will continue to move on and protect his dear ones, even at cost of his own soul. Still for a stranger he will only go so far. He is NOT a SLAVE!
Crossover - Bleach & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,124 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Ichigo K.
watch Over Me by ThatTallGuy reviews
the Overwatch team are dragged into the world of mass effect though mission gone bad now they have to deal with the things that are out of their norm and so do those in the world of mass effect
Crossover - Mass Effect & Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 8/13/2016 - [Shepard, Angela Z./Mercy]
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,741 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 11/22/2009 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Crippled by Paynis reviews
It all started with a joke, a drunk truck driver and dreams of a harem and ended with a trip to the hospital, a broken leg, a crutch and the ability to see numbers everywhere. Yeah, Life isn't too kind on Issei. Sadly enough, he could see that it was about to get whole lot more complicated.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 155,075 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 4,594 - Follows: 4,789 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 9/3/2015 - H. Issei
Warcraft Wizardry by Kiera27 reviews
At age four Harry knew more then most about the way that the world worked until Dudley brought home a game that would change the way that they both looked at the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,914 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P.
Star Wars: Aizen of the Godhand by Dark.Force.Light reviews
Revan has been called twice before: first, to save planets from Mandalorians, and second, against the Sith. Now, he's been called by some other-dimensional deity to remove the corruption that is too deep in a large society and show them the error of their ways. A smirk. "This'll be interesting." Aizen is Revan. Pairing: AizenXHarem. Somewhat dark Yamamoto.
Crossover - Bleach & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,766 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 11/24/2012 - S. Aizen, Revan
Ghost of the Branwen by PainX65 reviews
The world is hell. Murders, thefts and pointless fighting between humans and faunus when there is a larger threat out there with the Grimm. This world needs a saviour. A saviour raised by a tribe of the very same people who helped made the world what it is today and shaped him into what he truly is, a ghost.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,751 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Madara U., Raven B.
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 255,751 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
A Horse Of A Different Colour by Alleydodger reviews
A young man terrified of death finds himself reborn into a world that is worryingly familiar and far from everything he's ever known. Now as a monster with the ability to grow stronger, to evolve, he sets his sights on a distant but desperate possibility. A way to make sure he nevers dies again... obtain immortality.
Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,462 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 3/16/2017 - Published: 11/22/2015
The Jinchuriki of the WorldEater by Soleneus reviews
Alduin was defeated, cast through time until he arrived in the Elemental Nations. More precisely, in Naruto Uzumaki's stomach, along with a large, angry Fox that wouldn't stop threatening him. The World-Eater raises the baby boy, teaching him all he knows. The world will change. The Daedra a watching. The Aedra are watching. And Naruto is right in the middle of all it. Large Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,075 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 5,121 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Aela, Samui] Alduin
Eye of the Sword by AlexKirko reviews
What if Shirou was distorted by the fire much more than in the original novel? What if he realised how similar he was to a blade and set out to find his purpose and wielder as one? This is a story of a man trying to become the best person he can, while struggling with having had his personality wiped and replaced by a blade-filled inner world at the age of five. COMPLETE.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,014 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
The Return by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Rias Gremory didn't expect to ever come across someone so pure-hearted, so genuine, so...perfect. Perhaps it was the devil blood running through her veins, but she wanted to corrupt him. She wants Uzumaki Naruto to belong to her, and only her.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,592 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 5,632 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Naruto U., Rias G.
New overlord by EclipsePheniox reviews
What if the witch-boy dies and the minions are extinct. Enter Ren a rejected 19 year old boy who was never accepted by his parents. Now he is the new overlord and everything changers. M for sex and major game changes. inspired by Overlord Ranma. Harem. reviews please
Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 150,323 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
Saint Fox Tale by MrFoxHoundSir reviews
third installment of my Naruto/Tenchi universe crossovers and sequel to Officer Kitsune. It's been 15years and Naruto is ready to begin his next adventure with Tenchi's younger half Brother Kenshi, just what will happen?
Crossover - Naruto & Saint Knight's Tale/異世界の聖機師物語 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,551 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Naruto U., Kenshi M. - Complete
Identity by crazyrajat reviews
The Game of Thrones takes a major turn when a mysterious individual with an acute case of amnesia stumble's into the King's Landing during one of its darkest times. Discover as the person tries to unravel his mysterious past leading to a journey of self-discovery and inner strength.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,460 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Naruto U., Elia M.
For Those We Cherish by The Crimson Lord reviews
Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016
(RIP) Iron Body, Glass Heart by bubbajack reviews
A story in which the words "The more things change, the more things stay the same." never rang more true. For after death, and even in rebirth, he still wants to be a Hero. One that helps others at the cost of himself, knowing full well his ideal is hypocritical. Do you have enough blades...Jaune Arc? JaunexHarem! Could go up to M in later chapters!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,522 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Complete
Haunting Dreams and Nightmares by Trick N. Zwei reviews
The Hunters of Yharnam have managed to cooperate and finish the endless hunt. In a certain Hunter's Dream they gathered for one final battle. It ends in their victory, and they wait for the dream to end. Upon awakening they find themselves in a world much similar to their own. With this revelation, they continue to hunt the monsters of this world.
Crossover - Claymore & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,987 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/21/2017 - Published: 3/2/2016
A Colorful World by Craxnor King reviews
Victory may come from an honest soul. But it is the bonds one makes with others that truly makes it worth saving.
Crossover - Persona Series & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,012 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Minato A./Makoto Y., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Second Chance by Newbie1104 reviews
Shirou Emiya managed to destroy a Fake Holy Grail at the cost of losing his life. As it was dissolving, he carelessly speak out loud his last wish, which was then granted by the remnant of an imperfect Grail. As a result, Shirou was pulled into another world, and ultimately, given a second chance to fulfill his wish. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,763 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 3/18/2015
Iron Hearts: The Shanxi Campaign by Dr1ft3r0I reviews
Humanity found the Prothean ruins on Mars, but the data was corrupted. So, what happens when a race develops outside of the Reapers plans? And what of the machines of war that humanity has made?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 8/11/2013
The Monk Overlord: Minion Madness by Dingo T. Wilds reviews
Trapped in the void, a Monk floats. Rescued by Gremlin like creatures, he becomes the Overlord, and sets out to reclaim the lands of the previous Overlord. Wait, what do you mean those stupid Nordbergians die out and let these Nords take over? Is that a DRAGON? Chaos is set loose upon the land once more! Mass x-over. Ranma 1/2, Overlord, Skyrim, Inuyasha, and more to be added!
Crossover - Ranma & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,426 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Ranma, Herb]
Magic perhaps by Helltanz98 reviews
Harry lived with the Durselys for six years without magic. It's been four years since that all changed if the Wizarding World was expecting a hero they're out of luck. Harry does have outside perspective on how to deal with their remaining death eaters. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,722 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P.
Mass Reality by JinchuurikiKeyblader117 reviews
After an untimely accident caused my death I woke up on the Citadel. Another accident puts me in contact with Shepard seven years early. With a spot on the Normandy now almost guaranteed, I can put my knowledge of this universe to good use. But can knowledge of the future really change anything? Rated M due to language and well, there's war. It gets gory. Follows ME1. FemShepxOC
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,465 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/20/2013 - J. Garson, OC
Overlord - Lich and Vampire by SeerKing reviews
When Yggdrasil came to an end, Momonga and one other were transported to the new world. What will this shift bring to the tale?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,528 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 3/18/2016
RE: Oceanic by Ky Karno reviews
All Harry wanted to know was simple. Why was he still alive after drowning? Also, why was he seeing screens? And, Possibly most important, why did he have a tail! Rated M because RE: Monster. Reincarnated!Harry. Sporadic updates. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 415 - Published: 2/1/2017
Unleash the Kitsune by gregorybryce9 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki could be defined as as... odd individual at best. When the matriarch of chakra herself had appeared, there was no doubt the orange-clad ninja would be at the fore-front. He won, of course, but not without a cost. He's trapped in the world of devils, angels and fallen angels. With no way home, he settles in the new world, Naruto style of course, dattebayo!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,963 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Naruto U., Azazel
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6465 - Favs: 22,308 - Follows: 25,162 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
The Immortal's Pain by CrayZay Jay reviews
When you are a immortal trapped in the body of a teenager for all eternity, life can be a little dull. You might start wanting to end it all, but you can't die. What are you to do? When a cute girl with a lot of power and a lot of killing intent asks you out, you jump right on that chance. Rated M for mature topics, and maybe lemons.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/10/2016 - H. Issei, Rias G., Raynare, Sirzechs L.
The Good Hunter by Vindicare40k reviews
He was not supposed to exist. Though given what he had seen and knew, existence was a very subjective thing. He cared little for what the others thought, all he knew was that, even when self exiled a dream, a Hunter's work was never done.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 4/2/2016
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 3,581 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC - Complete
Fullmetal Effect: Zero Age by Evident Disaster reviews
Ed and Al chase after a madman attempting to harness the power of powerful bomb. However the results of their discovery winds up with them being shafted to somewhere they couldn't even begin to understand. So, two alchemists and a universe filled with wonder, who could resist? Chapter 1 had been updated, and chapter 3 has finally come, sorry about the time.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Tali'Zorah
Malice by DX99 reviews
The symbiote has been brought to Naruto. A chain of events will now unfold that will forever alter the destinies of Naruto and Hinata. DISCONTINUED UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,221 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Accidental Imprint by Stygian Hazard reviews
The Indominus Rex didn't have anyone there for her growing up, which was why she grew up to be a monster. But what if someone had been there? Owen had just wanted to see what all the fuss was about with the hybrid dinosaur. When he got there, he was just in time to see two Indominus Rex eggs hatch. Now they've both imprinted on him. Only time will tell if this will change things.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,627 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 3,851 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Velociraptor, Owen, Indominus Rex
Wake the Black Wolf by durararaaa reviews
Having a deranged dark wizard after you is not too great. Having something you cannot quite explain after you in a strange world where the kindest fate is to find yourself on the wrong end of a sword makes that first thing seem like child's play. Geralt/Yennefer, Harry/? Rated M. Because there's no other way to write a Witcher story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witcher - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,200 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Harry P., Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer
Mercenary of no Kingdom by Kerlongsj Evert Orlejov reviews
Jaune's life hasn't been the easiest one. He has lived a life a child shouldn't live. The life of a mercenary. Still, he took it up and didn't regret the things he did. He had to do. But when he gets the offer to train to become a Hunter in Beacon, his slight wish in the back of his head can become true. Can this mercenary become a hero? Arkos. Cover by hanisu93. On temp hiatus.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,830 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 4/9/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
An American in Westeros by Cruen07 reviews
A modern American man finds himself in Westeros. Armed with foreknowledge, semi-modern technology and with Seven years to prepare, can the new Lord Hunter Whent of Harrenhal decide who wins the Game of Thrones? Complete!
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,078 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Tywin L.
A Fool To Be a Hero by johnnylee619 reviews
When Stoick never leaves for the Nest, and when Hiccup's torment had gone so far that eventually: he snaps, and left Berk with Toothless. This adventure marks the duo as they fight against the world themselves, and to test the true nature of heroism in the time of greatest needs. Choices are to be made. Sides are to be chosen. Inspired and dedicated to "Hero of the Day" by xv323.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,527 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless
The Right Kind of Magic by Books In the Blood reviews
One night when nine year old Harry Potter is locked in the cupboard under the stairs the house catches on fire and he is saved by a very strange man called the Doctor. Even stranger, an alien is the cause for the fire and Harry finds himself chasing the alien with the Doctor and his whole world is opened up to amazing new possiblities.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 8/31/2016 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
CoG: Naruto's Other Tenant by NorthSouthGorem reviews
When Naruto meets a man inside the seal, he knows his life is about to change. Little does he realize that that this story began a long time ago, and many worlds away. Friendly fem-Kyuubi. many OCs. Large harem, very powerful (eventually) Naruto. A chronicle of the Gormim. "This is not the beginning. Not even close." Will be epic-length.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 237,775 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Alex M./Zeus
Fate Recondite by Ravoleck reviews
Shirou sacrificed himself to take Gilgamesh with him, dropping both of them into the Holy Grail. So he should be dead, right? Then why does he have so many questions? Questions such as why is he still alive? Why is the moon shattered? What is a faunus?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,868 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 4,073 - Follows: 4,857 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Shirō E., Team RWBY
The Outsider's Mark by ThatDesGuy reviews
At the brink of death, Jaune is visited by the mysterious Outsider, given his mark and the powers that come with it. Jaune now struggles to understand his role in the grand scheme of things as he utilizes the powers granted to him. (Crossover Elements with Dishonoured) ON HIATUS!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,464 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Jaune A.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,748 - Reviews: 3123 - Favs: 7,796 - Follows: 9,722 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Of Psychics and Flying Chthulu-ships by Dr1ft3r0I reviews
The Volunteer ended the war. Now he and the best of X-Com are stuck in a world that they don't know, surrounded by aliens that may or may not want to kill them all. Oh, and there's a giant metal cuttlefish in the sky. Starts post X-COM: EU, beginning of ME1. Not CRACK!
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,036 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 4/29/2015 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.]
New Waking World: Bloody Grimm by ToxicGentleman reviews
The Hunter finds himself in the world of Remnant. How will he adapt to this world? Will he find peace or will this world be another nightmare for him? Rated M for graphic imagery later on in the story. Please R&R.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,664 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 10/17/2016 - Neo, Team RWBY, The Hunter
Konoha's Three-Course Shinobi by yurei king reviews
Naruto discovers something the day he summoned Gamabunta. What he finds leads him down a path to become a legend, with a simple choice Naruto is plunged headfirst into a new world with new skills and a power that will make his enemies fall to pieces. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Incursion: Alliance Effect by Drewman784 reviews
We all remember the First Contact War, the brief but devastating contact war between the Species Alliance and the Turian Hierarchy. But now the war is over and diplomatic relations are being established as we speak. So the question is, what happens now after the war is over? *Side-story to Xcom: Incursion*
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Complete
Stargate Mass Effect by InHuman Englishman reviews
Set after the last SG1 film and Atlantis finale. On a planet at the edge of the stargate network in the Milky Way galaxy, a Citadel commissioned exploration fleet is about to make a a monumental discovery and the people of Shaanxi are going to meet their neighbours. This is my attempt to smash together to well written universes without ruining them. Sorry, no working title yet
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 4/3/2014
Lioness of Stormwind: War of Kings by Vahn reviews
This is a sequel to Lioness of Stormwind! This is also a spin off of Fate Stay Night. Saber dies at Camlann and is reborn on Azeroth, this is her tale. Anymore then this and I would be giving away plot details!
Crossover - Warcraft & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Varian Wrynn, Arturia Pendragon
And, Like Clockwork, We Fall by ExpendableVoice reviews
He sought to change time. For 200 years, the Xelor known as Nox had brought destruction and tragedy to the World of Twelve. And yet, it all amounted to nothing. The very Gods deemed him unworthy of reincarnation, banishing him to the void beyond the Krosmoz. But, for good or ill, this plaything of fate still has a role to play. And now, a broken man finds himself in a broken world.
Crossover - Wakfu & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 179,666 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Nox
Devouring Power by OtakuHaven reviews
A semblance is a unique thing. Ruby can go at super speed, Yang transforms damage she takes into power, Blake has her clones, Weiss has her glyphs, and Pyrrha has her magnetism. One day without knowing, Jaune unlocks his semblance. However, unlike the others, his is not only weird but way overpowered. "So… You eat things and get their ability?" Re:Monster elements. Harem ensured.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 8/4/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Pyrrha N.]
The Crimson Dragon by Daemon of Wrath reviews
There are times when weakness is a sin. The strong survive. If a broken heart is the reason for such weakness, then he'll discard it to become strong. Strong enough to protect them.
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 174,228 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 5/23/2015 - H. Issei, Rias G., Eto/Sen T.
Insanity Squared by flairina reviews
Looking to recruit a new council member under the cover of a miniature school raid, Satsuki and the Elite Four head to Furinkan High. Things go about as well as could be expected.
Crossover - Ranma & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,844 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Complete
The Senshi Files: Silver Warden by Irritus185 reviews
When Harry saved a young electromancer from some bloodthirsty monsters, he never imagined the trouble that would await him. Now between all the faeries, demons, vampires, and rogue sorcerers trying to kill him, he has to deal with mini-skirt wearing soldiers of justice. In the name of magic, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden will punish you!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,795 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 792 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter, H. Dresden
Tengen Toppa Gurren Solvernia by RandomNumbers523156 reviews
The paths cross, but from different directions. From a village in the end of the world and from the most luxurious palace in the planet, two stories converge in the middle of a land that needs hope. This is the story of a woman who has yet to realize what her destiny is. This is the story of Nia the Digger. AU, novelization, complete. Cover by Y0K0Maybe.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 242,275 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Gundam Wing - Shattered Dreams by Gunkatas reviews
After Colony 197. Mankind has once again found peace, thanks to the efforts of the 5 Gundam Pilots and their allies. All Mobile Suits are about to be destroyed, when a chance discovery on Mars halts this decision. This discovery lets Humans finally leave the Solar system and paves a new road, for all mankind. For humanity has found: Mass Effect.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 87,933 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Complete
A Magus Among Ninjas by Parcasious reviews
I had lived my life chasing after my ideals, striving to become an ally of justice. Now that I'm here, wherever here is, I don't intend to change that, for it's my only path. -Rated T for now, may change to M later.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,425 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Shirō E.
From Zero to Infinity by Nitramy reviews
When Louise summons a mint green-haired young man as her familiar, little did she know that marked the beginning of an adventure spiraling beyond her wildest imagination...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,194 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Louise, Lordgenome
Guardian of DxD by Ray O'Neill reviews
Emiya Shirou has learned what his future is and is given a offer that would not only give him a chance for a different life but also a chance to reunite with his lost love...Saber. Can Shirou live a new life at Kuoh academy together with his new friend Issei Hyoudou when both of them attract only trouble around them?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,389 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 2,567 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Shirō E., H. Issei, Rias G.
A Heart in the Void by DrWriter21 reviews
Only a nobody can understand what it's like to not exist. They are forsaken by both light and darkness, forced to walk the twilight between. Their only destiny is to fade away into a nonexistent oblivion. But if a nobody was given the chance to exist, what would they do with it? Can an empty shell that started with nothing be filled? Does a nobody have the right to exist?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 231,197 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Roxas
Rurouni Naruto by SilversHunter reviews
What if Naurto was taken as an apprentice by Himura Kenshin at the age of 7. Kenshin trains Naruto him in the art of the sword. This is my first fanfic so please read and comment on it. Rated M for violence, & sexual topics later on. Naruto and Fem.Haku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto: A Rider's Destiny by SilversHunter reviews
This is the story of a new Dragon rider that rises to defend his home from the rebirth of the Empire. Naruto/Hana/OC/Tenten. Sligh Xover from Fate Stay Night.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Devil of the Night Sky by Xamusel - Gamma 11 reviews
*Idea partially given by Takeshi Yamato* When Issei was only a seven year old, he finds a book in the park the same day the old man was telling the pervy story. When he picked the book up, he never expected such a difficult life ahead of him... nor did he expect to have guardians that would stay with him all throughout his days alive. But, wait, what happened to him!
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Nanoha T., Signum, Reinforce, H. Issei
The Wizard and the Grimm by EmeraldGuardian7 reviews
[HP: Post OotP AU] [RWBY: Vol 1 AU] Voldemort, failing to both gain the prophecy & to possess Harry Potter, decides to end the threat to his power by throwing him through the Veil of Death. Now Harry's awoken to find himself in a new world. Enrolled at Beacon, he is making new friends and learning new skills. Little does he know his old friends are still looking for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,593 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Harry P., Pyrrha N.] Albus D., Ozpin
Why Witches Cry: A Left 4 Dead Love Story by IlovetheWitch reviews
A lone survivor must find a way to escape Long Beach after it's been infected by a zombie virus. Being all by himself would normally be his doom, but he's about to find an ally in a very unexpected place.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,594 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Witch
The Rise of the Pale Dragon by chicaalterego reviews
Escaping from Gringotts on top of a severely hurt dragon, holding the sword of Godric Gryffindor and the cup of Helga Huflepuff-turned-Horcrux was the craziest thing Harry ever did... until two minutes later he found himself being thrown by the goblin wards into a world that was on the verge of being conquered by an army of ice zombies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,078 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Harry P., Daenerys T., Tyrion L., Varys
Watcher of Hunters by Arrogantt reviews
He had liberated Gehrman, and taken the mantle of Watcher of Hunters and became the First Hunter to the second generation. It had been a long night, but now he awakens to the coming dawn. Rewrite pending, thank you for your patience. Disclaimer: I do not own Bloodborne or RWBY. Please support the official release.
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - The Hunter
The Ninja of Unlimited Blades by chimmon reviews
Shirou was saved from the fire that consumed his village by a young ninja called Haku. Now, he seeks to become a useful tool to Zabuza, just like she is.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 170,456 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Complete
Hunter of Hunters by Varangian Guard reviews
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Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Jaune A., The Hunter
Black Mage of Kuoh by Quatermass reviews
Vivi Ornitier died after a short but fruitful life. Given the chance to live again, he reincarnates on Earth as Issei Hyoudou. Aware of the Three Factions and his Sacred Gear by the time he attends Kuoh, Issei will need to deal with enemies old and new, while coping with becoming one of Rias Gremory's Peerage...
Crossover - Final Fantasy IX & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,143 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Vivi O., H. Issei, Rias G., H. Akeno
Fate Stay Mage by TheDilettante reviews
This the reboot of my Fate Negima. AU Heaven's Feel Normal Ending Shirou.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Shirō E.
Of Soul and Steel by Artaem reviews
[Mass Effect] [Self Insert] "When you lose the person who makes you whole, what do you become then? This will be my new purpose, my new reason to live. And I can't fail again" My attempt at fan-fiction. Updated status on my profile page.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,481 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Shepard, OC
Birth By Fire by Satire Swift reviews
Shirou Kotomine was found by his adopted father the day of the Fuyuki City Fire, and trained under the priest for 10 years to follow in his footsteps as an Executor. Still, Shirou never really trusts the man, and the bleakness of the hidden world of magic does little to help is worldview. When the Holy Grail Chose him for the next war, Fire will beget more Fire.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,117 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Rin T., Sakura M., Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa
Copy Ninja Jaune by Streggae reviews
The Arc clan has been for centuries a family of heroes well known throughout Remnant and Jaune aspired to be as such at a young age but fate had different plans in store. Born without Aura, he was taken by his Grandfather on his travels where he learned the Arcs most well kept secret. After a decade he as returned and at the behest of his late mentor enrolled at Beacon.DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,779 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Da Blue Grot by ZeroInfinite reviews
this is a story copied and pasted here to share, the original author is anonomus so i just wanted to show everyone this. I TAKE NO CREDIT! sum: a tau settlement is under attack by the ork warband the scraplootas, but the head mek boy finds an odd small blue grot only to discover she is a orphaned earth caste tau. as far as i know its raiting is due to language, but may change ratin
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2016
The Sage of Thrones by VFSNAKE reviews
Ned Stark, just before marching off to war against the Mad King, finds a message hidden by his brother to seek out someone who can help him fight the Mad King. Ned finds this person and in doing so changes the future landscape of Westeros forever with his help. Question is...with all the dust settling from two wars and a strained peace, do the Seven Kingdoms still want his help?
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 231,659 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Complete
New Day, New Life by Alexandercctv reviews
Do you know the worst thing about knowing the Future? Finding out your information is wrong. (Alternate Universe, Self Insert) ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,680 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.
What we've Forgotten by Vault166 reviews
Stories tell of how we came from dust, of how four maidens were blessed by a hermit for their help, How Aura is the reflection of our souls, Of how our semblance was manifested through that one part of our soul we just can't change, however the question remains-If Legends hold a pinch of truth, how much have we forgotten? Perhaps a simple warning that changes it all?
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,519 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/14/2016 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Harmony in the Force by Oreo Stories reviews
Zenyatta's search for enlightenment and Harmony has brought him to Overwatch, but an accident in his first mission has sent him throughout time and space, to a long time ago in galaxy far, far away. Anakin Skywalker was once destined for great and terrible things, but, under the teachings of a master of harmony, events to come have shifted in ways even Sidious could not predict.
Crossover - Star Wars & Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Zenyatta
Ope Ope no Hunter by WILLIAM11 reviews
Jaune Arc was kicked of his family for being weak at a young age. He was smart, unusually so and dreamed of being a Surgeon. Then he found the Ope Ope no mi and a Journal from Law. Lets see how Remnant deals with a Hunter with the powers of a devil fruit! WarningSlight Canon bending
Crossover - One Piece & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,188 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Jaune A.
The Apex Devil by Eu sunt Dracul 1 reviews
Legends die and fall. Heroes die and fall. And new heroes and legends take their place. And the world seems to forget about them. But such a thing never applied to Alex Mercer. Even after his fall, he will rise again to claim what is rightful his. MercerXMassive Harem. God-like Alex Mercer. Rated M for a reason.
Crossover - Prototype & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Alex M./Zeus, Rias G., Serafall L., Grayfia L.
Reborn as Issei by lfonzo reviews
Despite having regrets, as Jiraiya sunk into the watery abyss he was content to go the Pure Land and leave the mission of peace in the hands of Uzumaki Naruto. However, fate was not so kind to the Super Pervert as he woke up as Hyoudou Issei; the new addition to Rias Gremory's peerage.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,778 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Jiraiya, Rias G., H. Akeno, T. Koneko
Unbound by DrWriter21 reviews
Empty. Broken. Abused. Shattered. They say that unless you go through something similar, you cant understand someones point of view, so it takes someone with a similar experience to help fill the void left by tragedy. Can an unlikely group ban together to repair the damage caused by the past? And can they do this while trying to survive a game created by a genius psychopath?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,213 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Roxas
Robots Have Hearts Too by The Draigg reviews
Zenyatta, everyone's favorite Omnic monk, has decided to venture into Remnant in order to get the most out of his meditation. But, he isn't the only person who seeks peace and wisdom in their lives. The cast of RWBY can use Zenyatta's help, and he's more than happy to give it. Who knows, maybe they'll learn something that just might change their lives forever?
Crossover - RWBY & Overwatch - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Weiss S., L. Ren, Nora V., Zenyatta
I'm Not a Fighter by Dailydour reviews
In a world where only Kunoichi exist, Naruto was happy to dream of being a healer. Life, however, is not without its tragedies, and the young boy will end up journeying across the land in search of himself. His journey, however, leads him into some spectacular situations. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,049 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Naruto U.
Messianic Rebirth by Prince Arjuna reviews
There was a boy who devoted himself to become a seal, risking his soul to prevent mankind, who has lost the joy of living, from calling down ultimate destruction. When a cry of distress reached out for him, begging him to save a world that was not his, the boy descended to the world, becoming a savior once again. After all, he is the Messiah. CHAPTER 10: THE HEART
Crossover - Persona Series & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,802 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Protagonist, Minato A./Makoto Y., Ruby R.
Foreign Catalyst by UnlockedPotential reviews
Drabblefic. Hadrian 'Harry' Potter blunders when she re-activates a 'dormant' Portkey. It takes her to a place called Forks where she leads a relatively normal life…until Rosalie Hale literally drives into her life. Fem!Harry. Eventual Fem!Harry/Edward. Au Harry Potter world. Starts off Pre-Twilight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Edward, Rosalie
Vanguard by gunman reviews
Shinji is brought to Themyscira by Athena to help Wonder Woman and the Amazons and ends up being an adopted member of their island. Even as Diana falls in love with him.
Crossover - Evangelion & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 7/1/2010 - [Shinji I., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman]
The Devil's Flower by KhaosKhan reviews
When Mikhail destroyed the Black Flower, the Intoners were sealed away by his actions. But in the process, Mikhail absorbed all of its powers. After many years Mikhail evolved to a powerful legendary dragon that even Ophis and the Great Red could not defeat. Then one day the Great Red appeared before him, to warn him that the Flower awoke, but in another World.
Crossover - Drakengard & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,799 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 8/21/2015
Tea Time by otakusocial reviews
"I think there is something wrong with my tea recipe..." Harianna Jamily Potter confessed to her bestfriend in the mirror. "It seems to be reacting strangely to the men, and I looked and I don't really think it is amortentia ― you think George slipped something in my chocolate stash?" Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,050 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 3,877 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Harry P., Minato N., Sakumo H., Shikaku N.
The Promise of a New Dawn by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,999 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 6,557 - Follows: 7,494 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P.
After the Chamber - Lords and Ladies by SeerKing reviews
Set shortly after the Chamber of Secrets, Harry discovers that by defeating Lord Voldemort three time, he has stolen his enemies title of Lord Slytherin. The trouble begins from there... Harry/Multi. T for Language, possible upgrade to M for more adult themes later. On Hiatus! Has a TVTropes Page!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,237 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 4,818 - Follows: 6,077 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Daphne G.]
Inoue Shiori by Hermionechan90 reviews
The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 176,068 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 8,276 - Follows: 7,580 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Kakashi H., OC]
A Rose of Summer in a Land of Winter by whodidthewhatnow reviews
One day I woke up with a set of memories not of my own, talking about futures that could be and places that never were, couldn't be. When tragedy stuck I set out to find my own destiny in this land of long Summers and Winters. Pseudo-SI
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,589 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Robert B., OC
Ave Gaia! Ave Arcana! by Dragonmage117 reviews
After a Biowepon wipes out all nonmagicals on Earth, what poor guy ends up having to take over? Harry Potter leads the Gaia Arcana Imperium out from Earth across the Stars. MoD Harry/Immortal Harry, Powerful Harry, Smart but Oblivious Harry, Elemental Harry, Grey Harry, AUHumanity, Magical Humanity, Powerful Humanity. Rated M for future Language and Gore
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 396 - Published: 7/27/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Blaise Z., Hermione G.]
Chains of the Kindred by Solvdrage reviews
A HaloWarhammer 40K crossover. Two besieged branches of Humanity, separated by time and space have been reunited. And there is only War!
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,118 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 7/24/2007
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,206 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 6,626 - Follows: 7,648 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Legend of the Vizards by Sourl3monz reviews
The Vizards, a race thought lost to legend after the Discovery of Dust. The last of their kind faces a difficult road, fraught with action, adventure, redemption, and perhaps the most dangerous of all, being the mentor to four teenage girls.
Crossover - Bleach & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,399 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Ichigo K.
Fate-Dead Starlight by Akallas von Aerok reviews
The Turian Hierarchy's patrol fleet has encountered and launched a small subjugation fleet into unknown space after encountering a new spacefaring species. But instead of glory and triumph, all they met was an enemy too big for any race to handle, together or alone. Previously Fate Midnight Effect.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,101 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 8/22/2015
The Last of the Overlords by War Cry's reviews
Therum, in the game it was just a dig site, but now, it holds a secret that will send the Galaxy into turmoil. The War in the Heavens was fought against the Leviathans, and then the Ascended. And it was lost. 60 Million years later. They will awaken once more.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Necrons, Liara T'Soni
Deer tracks by Hermionechan90 reviews
Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 5,975 - Follows: 6,493 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Harry P., Shikaku N.
The Magus Killer in the Age of Gods by AFalseName reviews
Through the events of the 4th grail war, the Magus Killer, his family and assistant end up in the Campione! universe. Surely dropping a ruthless assassin in a lighthearted harem LN won't cause any problems, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Kiritsugu E., Maiya H.
A Flayed Man by jsharrypotterfan reviews
A man from America dies to find himself in the body of the newborn Heir to the Dreadfort, Domeric Bolton. He will do anything to change the events he knows are coming, even defy the Leech Lord himself. SelfInsert/Dany Robb/Margaery
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,523 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 6/10/2016 - [OC, Daenerys T.] Eddard S., Roose B.
Of Heroes and Monsters by Special FX reviews
When he awoke, the first thing that came to Zack's mind was that she had silver eyes. A young SOLDIER finds himself in a brand new world. "Zack, embrace your dreams... if you want to be a hero, you need to have dreams... and honor."
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,411 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Zack F., Ruby R.
Daisy Dursley by Tourmaline20 reviews
what if Dudley weren't an only child? Petunia and Vernon have a daughter when Harry and Dudley are seven, how will this little girl change the Potterverse? OC and OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 191,430 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Legacy of Broken Steel by Marcusss reviews
Jaune Arc wanted to be a hero and when he found an ancient artefact, which somehow unlocked his aura and semblance, he knew he would become one. But those powers aren't the only thing that came with the legacy he accidentally inherited, for the dream to be a hero is a terrible one and it leads to pain and sacrifice. Maybe this time it will be different. Third time the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Jaune A.
Lost Crow by Dawn-Infinite reviews
Itachi has fallen to his brother, Sasuke. His only purpose in life was to protect his little brother. He is lost when he is suddenly thrown into a body of a 17 year old Issei Hyoudou. Will he be able to find his purpose in life or will he be killed trying to find it.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/28/2016
Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,871 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Dragonborn of Konoha by Darkus Cyril reviews
Naruto is on a mission with Team 7, however on the mission they encounter a force which had long since been forgotten, the great and dark dragon, Alduin, and Naruto awakens a great power. With the aid of a secret group he masters his new powers. Sakura/Sasuke bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,708 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Next Death by ozorcard reviews
Naruto has been dead for countless numbers of years, but he was never buried properly. Naruto evolves to a higher being and must now make the ultimate choice. Will he side with or destroy the Shinigami or will his power destroy him before he can make the choice? Naruto must also face the past and present or lose himself to nothingness.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,091 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng, T. Harribel
A Technological Singularity by 6thfloormadness reviews
AU. How did the Borg Collective come to be? What if the Systems Alliance had the Borg as allies during The First Contact War?
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,715 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 10/3/2011
A Sword To A Gunfight by PureBlank reviews
If bringing a sword to a gunfight is tantamount to suicide, then what does it mean if a swords were all a person knew? What if that was all they ever were and could ever be?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 974 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Shirō E., Lena O./Tracer, Hana Song/D. Va
Mandalorian Effect by nicranger reviews
The Mandalorian's. A people once known for their warrior prowess that rivaled even the jedi. Where have they all gone? They have left the Galaxy that once housed their home world of Mandalore but now find themselves in another. With new races and new danger's ahead can the Mandalorian race with the help of this new Galaxies' inhabitants survive as they have done before?
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,710 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016
The rare Animagus:REWRITTEN VERSION! by RavenNoKitsune reviews
Harry,after fighting 2wars &multiple battles and seeing the magical world get destroyed, decides to leave earth and goes to ere he starts a new life,but will he be able to put his past aside and live that new live? Disclaim:I Don't own HP/Avatar Deleting the story, moving it to new account Bijuui9
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
Caliburn Initiative by Kur0Kishi reviews
More than six decades ago, the remnants of the Ancient Belkans decided that a force was needed to administer Dimensional Space in order to prevent another pan galatic War from happening again, and the TSAB was born. Today, as young mage native to Earth was having a very bad day with the emergence of the Book of Darkness, a young boy is found floating in dimensional space.
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,936 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Naruto U., Nanoha T., Fate T.
RWBY'S Wrath by ZeekGrave reviews
Asura finds himself left with two options one stay as he his now with his own power destroying him or be reincarnated with no memories of who he is. He didn't think long and now his soul and power are flying through existence itself to find a new body to begin a new adventure of loss and happiness. Chapter 4 : Welcome to Beacon is out!
Crossover - Asura's Wrath & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9696 - Favs: 9,020 - Follows: 6,838 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 5,123 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
True Immortals by Akallas von Aerok reviews
They saw opportunity through the wormhole. It was where they were going to strike rich. They were ready for anything on the other side ... but they didn't expect anything to follow them through the wormhole. The wormhole destabilized and exploded. Now stranded in a unfamiliar space, the Outlanders have no idea what was going to happen to them.
Crossover - Star Wars & EVE Online - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2014
Master of Darkness by The Dark Lord Andros reviews
Starting before 1st year. What happens when the title of goblin king falls to Harry? What happens when Harry is the last of a long forgotten race? Harry discovered his abilities at age 5, now, the wizarding world is in for a new dawn. HAREM STORY/SUPER-POWERED HARRY/AU/WILL CONTAIN STAR WARS ELEMEMENTS RATING MA FOR LEMONS LATER ON/MY SUMMARY SUCKS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,926 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Gabrielle D., Daphne G.
Mass Effect: Empire's Resurgence by The Dark Lord Andros reviews
With the death of Commander Shepard the reaper incident was swept away. What happens when a new threat emerges? Watch as Shepard is brought back by the very species he has fought to destroy. Watch as he struggles with life as a synthetic being. Watch as he forges an empire to protect the galaxy. MA rating, Geth as allies, Maybe reaper ally or two. Shepard/Tali *Shep/T/Jack?*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Infinite Blacklight by ptabs0101's brother reviews
Alex Mercer has one last chance to restore his faith in the human race. All he has to do is bring them the girl and wipe away the debt. Sounds simple enough but now he's stuck babysitting a reality-warping shut-in in an alternate reality. It's times like these that Alex wishes he could get drunk to deal with all this craziness. BioShock Infinite and [Prototype] crossover.
Crossover - BioShock & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,721 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Elizabeth, Alex M./Zeus
Sword of Ice & Fire by hcdevid reviews
Illya makes a wish upon the Holy Grail to live happily with her Onii-chan. Unforunately, they are both born during Robert's Rebellion to the blood of Old Valyria. Heaven's Feel / Illya Route Shirou. R plus L equals J. Shirou is reincarnated as Jon Snow.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Jon S., Daenerys M.
Elemental Academy: Uke Edition by Fairy Tail's Top Mage reviews
Naruko Uzumaki comes from an all Futa family. Well, except for herself. Her mom decides her to enroll her into Elemental Academy, a school she went to when she was young. However, due to her not being "normal", she might just have a rough time. Formerly H.P Academy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruko U., Samui
Mysterious Hunter by Rivers in Writing reviews
Ichigo accidentally lands in the world of RWBY during his fight with Aizen. With Aizen dead and him totally lost, where will this adventure lead him and how will the world of RWBY react to a Substitute Soul Reaper? Find out!
Crossover - Bleach & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,773 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Ichigo K., Ruby R., Yang X.L., Glynda G.
The Mystic Eyes of Harry Potter by Turbanator reviews
Harry Potter/Tsukihime: Near-death experiences often bring tragic and unforeseen consequences. Harry Potter was blessed, or cursed depending on your point of view, with the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception... A terrible power he alone can wield right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tsukihime - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,909 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 12/25/2008
Re:naru-wolf by Blucky96 reviews
A drop of poison downs our beloved hero, but his story is yet to end. A risky deal with will see him face new adventures and challenges. please R&R. This is a return story for me so be kind, I haven't been active in years.
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3525 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 7,027 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Out of the Unknown by axellon2008 reviews
Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 636,110 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 4,261 - Updated: 5/21/2016 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Immortality in the Verse by BillieJean476 reviews
Harry Potter being the Master of Death would obviously live long enough to see the human race reach the stars.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,421 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Inara, Wash, R. Tam - Complete
The Great Wolf by jCOOLn reviews
Leman of the Russ' lands in the cold of the North and found by the She-Wolf herself. Raised by Lyanna Stark but growing fast the Primarch grows up with the love of a family but with a great destiny. For the future of House Stark is bleak and threatened by treachery, but Leman Stark will protect his pack. (Leman is the only part of Warhammer that will take place in this story.)
Crossover - Warhammer & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 518 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Primarch/s, Lyanna S.
A Chance to be a Hero by Therunaway9 reviews
Counter guardian EMIYA was having a rough day. He sacrificed himself for the one person he wanted to kill and ended up back in the services of Alaya. That is, until an old man (troll) decided to intervene for justice (amusement). With the chance to be a true hero, Shirou Emiya embarks on another quest to be hero and redeem himself for his past crimes.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,254 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Avenger, Atalanta, EMIYA, Summer R.
The Lady Drake by Banana Flavored Eskimo reviews
Being stranded in a strange and unknown land would be cause enough for problem. However, Hermione Granger has always been an over achiever and never did anything by halves. Therefore, why not have fate step in once again and transform her into a dragon? Say what now? Eventual (Thorin/Hermione)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Hermione G., Thorin
Irisana by do not doubt the donuts reviews
Stuck between what she sees and what they say, Amelia Potter is a little smarter and a lot stranger than the Girl Who Lived you expected. (AU, magical synesthesia.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,414 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
The Overlord of Blood and Bones by KhaosKhan reviews
Satoru Suzuki alias Momonga, a True Vampire, and Guild Master of the Strongest Guild Ainz Ooal Gown was awaiting the last hour of his beloved game YGGDRASIL. After the server shut-down he was transported in a new and unkown world, in his Gaming Avatar.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,333 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015
The Game of Life by Belial666 reviews
A thoughtless comment during the final battle, and Voldemort realizes the danger he's in and how to avoid it. Harry appears in Limbo alone with his regrets, until he finds a strange game... about himself. What happens when Harry decides to play, changing things in the process? Second chance, gamer!Harry, girl!harry(?), fanfic cliches used and/or twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,027 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Susan B.
The Legacy of the Prophets by Goodpie2 reviews
H.P. Lovecraft was more than just a writer, though he didn't know it. So when humans, decades after his death, find certain artifacts, they look to his work for guidance. But it isn't enough. Forced to flee their home, Humanity stumbles upon a group of races with no knowledge of the Eldritch. To Humanity, the Council is naive and ignorant. To the council, the humans are lunatics.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,135 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 2/9/2016
Leaves of Grass by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,365 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 3,289 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., OC
Twilight: Dusk by NatNatWriter reviews
Harry Potter (MOD), has grown tired and frustrated with the Wizarding World after the war was over. It's become harder and harder to hide the fact the he is not aging. So hoping that the Wizarding Word will forget about him, Harry hides in the most isolated place he could find, Forks. There, Harry finds that he is growing attached to Leah Clearwater. Can he uncover her secrets?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Harry P., Leah] [OC, Embry]
Smoked by PlateDrachen reviews
Jaune knew he was treading on thin ice when he found evidence of a conspiracy to bring down Beacon, and Vale with it. But he knew an opportunity to change the world for the better when he saw it, and he hadn't exactly gotten to where he was by twiddling his thumbs. By the end of it all, he would be the hero he always wanted to become. And all he had to do was topple a Queen. Easy.
Crossover - inFAMOUS & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 203 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Jaune A.
Tide of War: Mass Effect Warhammer Crossover by TheSGC reviews
Warhammer 30k Pre-Heresy and Mass Effect 2 crossover. The 25th Expeditionary Fleet, with the Alpha Legion, is en route to a pacification when something very unexpected happens …
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,578 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 10/11/2011
Mother by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
ADOPTED! Fem!Harry gets another chance at a new life with no memory of the past, new powers, and a new family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Whitebeard
Fate Insane Night by NHunter reviews
A collection of unrelated oneshots about various 'wrong' heroic spirits being summoned for the Fuyuki city Holy Grail wars. Rated T because of violence and swearing. Updates will be erratic in both size and frequency.
Crossover - X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,379 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
Predators: Variety of Prey by SomeGuyOverHere reviews
The Hunt is on again. But this time, the hunters will not just be hunting the most dangerous people on earth. They'll be hunting the most dangerous people in the entire universe. Including Thane Krios and Urdnot Wrex.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,084 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 2/23/2012 - U. Wrex - Complete
My Body is Made of Machine? by deathslayali reviews
Zelretch fuse UBW!Shirou and Mechanic!Shirou souls, and send him to IS universe. How the ally of justice saved a world with powerful Gaia, Girl in futuristic armor, and high school liv- wait, what? Hey zelretch, i didn't assigned for this! contain Nasuverse, Infinite Stratos, few campione! and RWBY. AU no lemon.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,998 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Shirō E.
Runner by CompYES reviews
"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., OC
Menma: Cursed One by Raxychaz reviews
Thou who art Undead art Chosen. They all speak of 'chosen', what if the 'chosen' had more of a brain than some rotting hollow who didn't think outside his given mission? What if the darkened sun wasn't constantly thrown away? The chance of those who seem beyond the point of no return, saved? With a curse upon his body, and a seal upon his gut, Menma will carve out a path of his own
Crossover - Naruto & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,410 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Menma U., Gwynevere, Gwyndolin, Priscilla - Complete
Phantom Stoppable by Spidey108 reviews
On Hiatus.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,477 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Kim P., Rufus, Danny F.
XCOM: Mass Effect by Potatofanfiction reviews
Humanity has successfully destroyed ADVENT and the Elders. As humanity rejoices, the newly formed Union looks to the stars. It is unavoidable, then, that the Union, newly born from the embers of conflict would eventually meet with the Citadel.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 3/10/2016
Asura's Will by Angelbloodlover reviews
Naruto didn't believe what she was seeing-there in front of her was a mini-Hashirama and an unconscious mini-Madara, bleeding to death. And Kurama's laughter didn't help either in this matter. Why oh why did she get thrown back in time?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,467 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Naruko U.
Release (Adopted From Blizzaga Saga) by RyoshiMorino reviews
Discontinued
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,784 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/3/2016 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Link
Corpse Flower by gamergalexey reviews
Sometimes the only way to survive is with the help of the enemy. Even if that enemy is a creature of Grimm. (This is a Ruby Grimm fanfiction. Hope you enjoy)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016
Infinite Stratos Blade by L33t Horo reviews
Shirou Emiya was trying to go to school, since his old one was badly damaged and thus had to take an exam, however he accidentaly came across an IS and managed to activate it... now he is being shipped to the IS academy
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,215 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 12/24/2014
RoH: A Hero's PeaceInterupted by kujikiri21 reviews
The Earth was a barren wasteland due to the actions of Trihexa. Not even the smallest leaf or insect remains. And it all could have been prevented if She had not held her grudge. But there is still a chance to make things right, but she would have to rely on the one things she hated. A Hero of Humanity. And so Issei Hyoudou, Hero and King, answers the call, just as a Hero should.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,476 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 499 - Published: 2/27/2016 - H. Issei, Sona S.
The Shining Knight by FaintQuill reviews
Jaune takes some advice from Ren, and chaos soon ensues when the girls start taking an interest to the blonde boy. Romance and Humor. Featuring Teams RWBY and JNPR as well as a few others. (That's right, we're back)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Jaune A.
The Sharpened Blade by Hakureisaiga reviews
In the end, Blade actually died but was giving a second chance through Kami. He would live if he trains a boy in a different world. His name is Uzumaki Naruto Join Naruto as he fights to protect the ones he love
Crossover - Blade & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,085 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 2/13/2016 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Kore wa Akuma desu ka? R by KurobaraIto reviews
Hyoudou Issei had lived for many years, in fact, he already forgot how old he was. One day, a cute girl asked him out. On their first date, she tried to kill him. Too bad he didn't die. Oh well, what was this? 'Your life will belong to me? It seems that his life would turn out to be more interesting. Angel, Fallen Angel, Devil, finally his life won't be boring anymore!
Crossover - Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?/これはゾンビですか? & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,526 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Eucliwood H./Yuu, H. Issei, Rias G., Raynare
Twilight Saga: Frozen Style by FrostyGirl317 reviews
This is a remake of the first Twilight movie. Except Bella isn't normal. She has a secret that a certain snow queen possed 200 years ago. Bella can't control it, but when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens, things begin to change. Will it be for the better or the worse?
Crossover - Twilight & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,707 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Darkspawn Empire by Darkside524 reviews
Set after the events of Dragon Age : Inquisition. With all other races on Thedas dead, the Darkspawn turn their gaze skywards. The galaxy will never be the same again.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,757 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013
The Phoenix Effect by wolfelja1999 reviews
Shepard grow up on the rough streets of New York with the help of an old friend who turned him in to the man he was today. Now as he faces the impossible threat of the collectors and builds a team he needs help now more than ever. Rated M to be Careful and for later Chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 308 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Harry P., Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard
Moon Sword by sakurademonalchemist reviews
History isn't always as it's written. Serenity didn't exactly love Endymion, but she was willing to put up with him to keep her mother happy. Even if it meant not following her own heart. The attack was a blessing in disguise, because it gives her another chance to be with the man she actually loved. Now if only she could find a way to make the Senshi less embarrassing to watch...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,650 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Gilgamesh]
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4749 - Favs: 8,909 - Follows: 7,962 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
Goodwitch Apprentice by 88mph reviews
Harry follows Sirius into the veil hoping to save him. He loses Sirius on the way and ends up in a world plagued with monsters where teenagers train to become hunters to fight the darkness. He lands in the hands of two enforcers for the local mob, which is unlucky, but that they are cute twins his age is lucky. Now he has to do a balancing act between the darkness and the hunters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Melanie M., Miltia M., Glynda G.
42nd Supreme being by The Draftsman reviews
When Yggdrasil was ending Momonga was not alone, he had a friend, another player. In the new world these two will conquer all obstacles. Contains a troll-ish OC.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/30/2016
Regaining What is Lost by Weisser Ritter reviews
Six Gods descended upon the world and brought salvation to humanity. Eight Greed Kings were set free to destroy everything those before them had built. Forty-One Supreme Beings would be called forth to surpass them all. Momonga's heartfelt wish is granted, but all things come at a price. AU.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,153 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 10/16/2015
Harry Potter & The New Life by Freckleforce01 reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into a world that is not his own, where his parents are alive, and Neville is the chosen one. Only Harry has the power to change the course of events that have claimed all those he loved. But Harry must now fight the demons of his past and his new future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,377 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P.
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 10,628 - Follows: 11,712 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Overlord: Alteria Aurora Volume 1: New World by skylarwind reviews
What if it is not Momonga and Ainz Ooal Gown guild but another guild is being transported into the new world? This is a story of three players who stay till end of the server. Instead of force logout, they find themselves in a world where virtual becomes reality. They will face challenges ahead in the New World in the quest of achieving total unification of the world.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016
The Insane Scientist by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
ADOPTED Fem!Harry. Mayuri was with the group of soul reapers that were turned vizards, but he was killed by Aizen. 115 years later he was reborned as Jessica Potter. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Mayuri K.
Chaos of the Sea by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
ADOPTED FemHarry, Selene Potter is the twin of BWL. Given to Dursleys, she was taken to the world OP by Eris to cause choas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,625 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Harry P.
He Followed Me Home by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
ADOPTED Bella came back from her Fourth Year at Hogwarts. But ever since, she got back from King's Cross Train Station, she felt like she is being followed, but the only thing out of the ordinary are a pair of red glowing eyes that seemed to take interest in her. Soon, Bella is going to be sucked inside of a world, that is different from her two own worlds. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Alucard
Thus, the Hunt Begins Again by G.G.L.L.117 reviews
Being a Hunter is the only thing that has given you a purpose in life. And when you are presented with the choice to awaken under the morning sun, or to continue on another Hunt, you do not even hesitate in your answer. Heh, Gehrman has always said you are a reckless sort...
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, The Hunter
Requiem out of Emptiness by T. Kareon reviews
Dying before his life could even start, Harry tries to learn the point of his existence. Wanting to know if there is an actual point in existence, than simply killing or be killed. Harry-is-Uqluiorra, Harry x Small Harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,328 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Harry P., Lilinette, Sung-Sun, Loly]
Serpentine by T. Kareon reviews
In a world with where Harry wasn't sent to his other family due to the jealously might've shown towards his younger brother. He taught himself, trained himself and molded himself into something no one ever expected him to be. (Harry Potter x Stargate x The Dresden Files) Harry x small three person Harem.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,381 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Harry P., Pansy P., OC, Adria]
The Serpent Sorcerer by T. Kareon reviews
Harry was Abandoned by his Family, hated by his relatives, forgot who he was and will becomes a so powerful that Voldemort would quiver in fear. This is a Harry is Kabuto.(no-slash)a harem. Grey Kabuto . Kabuto/Guren/Fem-Gaara/Non-Fan Girl-Karin/Fem-Naruto...Multi crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 318,644 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 3,533 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Kabuto Y.
Remnants Wrath: Asura's Arrival by Jack Redhawke reviews
Once Asura kills Chakravartin, all the mantra is lost, including the mantra that Asura needs to survive, however, Asura is not allowed to rest, for a mysterious figure appears before him, telling him of a world endangered by a threat similar to the Gohma. Unable to abandon a world to such monsters, Asura reluctantly agrees the figure's request, and is now defending this new world.
Crossover - Asura's Wrath & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Asura, Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
X Evo: Creating Legends by Stone Shield reviews
Naruto uses his newly obtained power to escape a moment of extreme persecution. He is whisked into the Marvel universe. Rated M, but will most likely be in the T range. Semi-Super Naruto. Naruto/Wanda
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,958 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Naruto U.
Underdeveloped by Kleinean reviews
This is about a girl named Uchiha Megumi who is not directly related to Sasuke and Itachi. Megumi has plans to become someone important but with whispers of evil after she gains power, can she stay a hero or become a villain? Weird self-insert/OC, Rated T for swearing and dark topics. NOT A TEAM 7 STORY! On hiatus temporarily.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., OC
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Sentient Familiar of Zero by foldguy24 reviews
Louise has always been considered as "Zero". However, her life will drastically change as she summoned an advanced sentient Controller Agent that is supposed to be heading into battle. Follow Louise's adventures together with her new found familiar as they struggle through many obstacles that get in their way. Contains some bloody fight scenes and other combat maneuvers.
Crossover - Armored Core & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,421 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Louise
Mass Effect: Blood Flow by Bum507 reviews
While many did not believe Shepard's warning of the Reaper threat, the Hellsing organization did. After Shepard is revived by Cerberus, Hellsing sends one of their best agents to help combat the upcoming Reaper invasion by any means necessary. Mass Effect 2. M for blood, violence, languge, and possibly gore.
Crossover - Hellsing & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Seras, Shepard
Effects and Side Effects by Pheonix Dawn reviews
Voldemort didn't like what happened at the Department of Mysteries and viewed the connection as a liability he could no longer afford. The steps he took changed Harry's life forever, and set him on the path to victory. Fem Harry. Harry.Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 453,769 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 5,536 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
Fate- Thus the JSDF fought there by Cardinal Grief reviews
Join the JSDF? No problem. Travel to another world and fight dragons? Piece of cake! Defeat bandits and armies of invaders? Of course he would. Try to deal with the rules and bureaucracy of the government while trying to save people? Meh, he'd wing it. Hiatus
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 1,512 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Shirō E.
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 3,489 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Shinkoushoku no Kenshi by reptilia28 reviews
For three years a rumor has permeated the Elemental Nations. A man dressed in black and red who would help anyone in need, no matter how small the task. He would defend any in his path with two blades, one black as night and the other white as snow. He calls himself an Ally of Justice; those he has saved call him Shinkoushoku no Kenshi, the Crimson Swordsman. Post-UBW True End.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Team Seven, Shirō E.
The Gamer Effect by Bazerkerking reviews
IM BACK! Alright guys this is a collection piece that I need your help to add to. So read the description inside to really understand. Mankind was disappointing in Mass Effect so I made them better! Come see what happens when a Gamer takes command. *some chapters can get pretty Dark, you've been warned*
Crossover - Game X-overs & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 133,835 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Height problem by HeiKitsune reviews
Normally being surrounded by two beautiful girls would make any man happy. But when those girls are nearly twice your height and are your little sister and childhood friend, you have a height problem. Now Young Link has to figure out how his cute younger sister became so cold and why his childhood firend is touching his-Hey! That dose not belong to you! With special quest Midna!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,435 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Link, Samus A.]
Uzumaki Devil by NarutoNega reviews
Naruto uzumaki is a ninja that will be forever reborn and reincarnated. Sometimes with body and sometimes with spirit. But what if he is born once more, with both the body and spirit that defines naruto uzumaki. Watch as he grows to power, watch how he forges new bonds, watch him gain more from life. Watch Naruto uzumaki rise from human hood to devil hood with a grin on his face.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,490 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,976 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Naruto U., Rias G.
Fields of Thyme by WizardsGirl reviews
Immortality doesn't sit well with Harry. So, when given the choice to move on to a new world for a "Traveling Holiday" he's quick to take it up. Of course, Chaos has to have a say in it. Fem!Alicorn!Harry BECAUSE I CAN. Not sure exactly where this is going, but I'm having fun writing it so Nyah. Rated T just in case, Feel free to Q&A me! LONG CHAPTERS WHOOOT! XD Enjoy
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,045 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P.
The Auspice by MothBallz reviews
When forcibly thrown into a world far different from his, instead of panicking, Naruto Uzumaki decides to take advantage of the situation and take a vacation from the high intensity life of a Jinchūriki shinobi. Of course that plan is quickly derailed when an attempt to save some pervert ends with him involved in the supernatural world of angels, devils, and gods. (NarutoxHarem)
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Grayfia L.
The Yellow Death by GrimmCatcher reviews
Jaune survives a childhood tragedy and life in the wilderness with the most unlikely allies. The summoned manifestations of slain Grimm defend him through his travels until he meets a band of refugees and a criminal willing to help smuggle them into the safety of Vale - and Jaune into Beacon Academy where he finally finds purpose for the sword at his hip.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,599 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Blake B., Roman T., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Why Me? by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
Alex didn't expect this. It was absurd, impossible, crazy, and yet it was happening. Finding himself as the new Familiar of a character from an anime was not something that he'd ever expected to happen. Still if he's going to have to do it then he'll damned well do a good job. Still, he really wants to know, 'Why me'. OC Warning, though i'm trying to do it well.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 183,636 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Louise
Empty In Remnant by Kanimize reviews
Vanitas was defeated by Ventus. Yet, in the end, he did not fully perish. Instead, a small fragment of Vanitas's darkness survived and found its way to the World of Remnant to heal itself. / After weeks of receiving reports about the lack of Grimm activity in the Emerald Forest, Ozpin, as well as others, decided to investigate this anomaly.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,966 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Vanitas, Ruby R., Ozpin
Reckoning by 666Rik666 reviews
AU.A world ruled by kunoichi.A world where all supernatural power belong to women.But can they match the power of the Champion of Blood Angel sed on First Male Nin by Nightmares Around Winter and Decendent of a primarch by Drato79.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,508 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Bellum of Mos by L33t Horo reviews
The holy grail has ended with the 5th one? correct? WRONG! Shinji decides he wasn't satisfied and goes to Voldemort with a plan... to reconnect with the Holy grail and have a wish granted. Things don't work as he wishes and a new war comes a new...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,623 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 11/23/2011
Something Hentai This Way Comes by Michael The-Zorch Haney reviews
Ranma has a heritage that Genma has deliberately kept hidden from him. Nodoka is determined to change that. When she does things will never be the same again Contains strong adult themes, you have been warned.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Ranma - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 7,804 - Follows: 8,692 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Son of the white devil by kuturin reviews
What would happend if Issei was raised by The white devil
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/18/2015 - H. Issei
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Gorgon by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Illya wakes up in Diagon with no idea how she got there, considering her last memory was of Gilgamesh killing her. To avoid being found out by the Einzberns and possibly killed, she enrolls in Hogwarts...and she's determined to have fun with the wizards. So what if she completely wrecks history in the process? She gets to save her father and finally have a proper family!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/13/2015 - [Harry P., Illyasviel von Einzbern]
One Man Army by Oblivion12 reviews
(STORY REVISED) A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... There is only war...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,080 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Padmé Amidala, Aayla S., Harry P., OC
Persona DxD by Xager-the-Chaos-King reviews
A hero, displaced. Igor had asked him to die for the world. She had brought him back. But now he faces a new challenge, in a new world. This was going to be interesting...
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 10/23/2015
Field of Innocence by Kaen Okami reviews
From a few moments of happiness as a child, to the conquest of Ba Sing Se, one way or another Lu Ten has always been there for his youngest cousin. Rated T for child abuse and character death.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,760 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Zuko, Azula, Ozai, Lu Ten - Complete
Wraith Of Zero by Drogoth reviews
What if Louise summons the freaking Wraith from the game evolve? Well chaos and food issues, that's what! Rating May change. [Currently on indefinite Hiatus!]
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Evolve - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,046 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Louise, Wraith
Shadow of the North by AviculaLiber reviews
The war had been won, but not without great loss. Death had become his only companion. But the Gods beyond the Vale had called to him, whispering of a new home. A new purpose. Casting aside his name and passing through the Veil, Harry Potter became Shadow; guardian of the Stark Household. However, a new evil is rising. Winter is Coming. NOTICE: MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Harry P., Eddard S.
Through the Veil Strangely by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
The Blue eyed Hyuuga by Fenix Maelstrom reviews
Byakugan! "Hey, Naruto..." "Yes, Iruka-sensei?" "You realize that you shouldn't be able to do that...right?" "Umm...no...I didn't know that..." "Yeah... Naruto?" "What is it, Sensei?" "Naruto...you're a Hyuuga..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,143 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
NewfoundHope by WizardsGirl reviews
He should have known something bad would happen when the Dursley's took him to America on Vacation with them. Now, trapped in what he guessed was his Animagus form in Miami, what's Harry to do? Besides pray the vets don't neuter him, of course... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,094 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
To Become An Elfling by RedBear5 reviews
Harry Potter chased a former death eater into a portal to a new world. Now his issues have grown. This will have some action in both worlds, with characters from both. Eventually will hook up with the Fellowship. This is going to be Harry/elfling, just 'cause I love them. Updates will be sporadic, and on no set schedule; my life is chaotic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,709 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Legolas, Thranduil
The world of Kurosaki by DaProphet0fPein reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, the man who defeated Aizen is put in a difficult position between falling in love with a devil, and his sister becoming one and his other sister...Let just say life is hard.Will the strawberry be able to keep his younger siblings safe and deal with the politics of being married to an heiress?
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,052 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Ichigo K., Karin K., Yuzu K., Rias G.
The Witch King of Nazarick by gandalf42 reviews
Millionaire, Naruto Uzumaki, plays a game. How was he supposed to know it would be real? Dark Elf Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015
Mass Effect: Containment Breach by Wanderer101 reviews
When a new species is accepted into the Galactic Community certain traditions are performed. Their art and culture becomes the interest of everyone and the STG finds out every dirty little secret they have. The Citadel Council learns that some secrets are better left buried. Mass Effect, SCP, and Cabin in the Woods Crossover
Crossover - Mass Effect & Cabin in the Woods - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,910 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Becca Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 6,584 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Saito Hiraga's secret by MangamanZX reviews
what if Saito was more special than we thought... chapter 2 has been edited slightly
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Shirō E., Saito - Complete
Help from a Stranger (Up for Adoption) by Writer D Wolf reviews
The immortal Naruto has been travelling around the world for the past few centuries. Now he has come to a place called Karakura Town and ends up finding something strange in the locals and gets dragged into another adventure. Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,805 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 5,542 - Follows: 5,232 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Orihime I.
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force by DarkKing666 reviews
Asgard monitors all issued Prophecies quite closely. Occasionally, somebody needs to step in for some hands-on corrective action...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,512 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Belldandy, Urd, Skuld - Complete
The REBORN SOLDIER by Traban16 reviews
"Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess…" the voice whispered on the winds of time and space… The book shut, closed for an age… Two feathers of black and white descend from the cloudy skies… Our story details that mysterious gift: the Gift of the Goddess...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 156,382 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Flame of Life (Discontinued) by chiriruoni reviews
As a young woman gives in to despair, just as another did so long ago in an unknown land, she summons the very Flames of Life. Now what would become of them as they are given a second chance at life? Rated M for certain future life affirming "cuddles" and bacon. Expect mood whiplash. (Reboot started!)
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,625 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Complete
The Stranger's Fire by BloodRedDemon reviews
Many years ago, one of the mysteries of magic sent Eragon to Westeros. Five years ago, he found a place in this strange world; with the Starks. But was it really magic? After all, The Stranger rules over the unknown, and a Dragon Rider may be exactly what the Seven Kingdoms need. How will Eragon Shadeslayer change the Game of Thrones?
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,432 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Eragon S.
Halo The Evolution Continues by UNSpaceCommand reviews
First time Crossover. Constructive Critic welcome. Enjoy and pls Review. Chapter 27 is up. A long lost ship is returning home but it seems fate have a decision to make a mess of things. Looking for Beta Reader. On Haitus
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,469 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011
Got The Life by Surface Creep reviews
Jaune Arc. A wannabe hero with his heart and mind set on being the one who saves the day. Filled with ambitions, pure motives, and a positive mindset with peaceful ethics...Is gone. He just... Drifted off in his sleep. No longer will he laugh, or cry, or love. But his legacy did not die with him. Instead, I, a fanfiction writer, was sent in to pick up where he left off. (Same story
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 10/6/2015 - OC, Jaune A.
Godsword of Zero by Kogane1089 reviews
A man without anything to live for but revenge for his country was summoned by a pink haired magician, Will he be able to still exact vengeance for his country or will be able to let go and find his purpose for living again in his life?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Saito
Madness Effect by Jyggilag reviews
I had this weird idea for a crossover the other day. Been writting it for a while. Pairings? none for Alice for now. For Shepard? I dunno maybe miranda, we'll see. I'm more focused in the plot than in pairings for now. summary is inside.Rated M for Language.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,555 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alice, Shepard
The Magic Effect by Renegade of Sanity reviews
In 5E 357/2157, the races of the galaxy discovered something that was beyond anything they had ever seen before and defied everything they have known about life, reality, science and the universe. The races of Nirn just called it magic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Paarthurnax, J. Garson, Garrus V.
Do as the Middle-Earthlings Do by It's-Kraggie reviews
When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,024 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Sakura H.
Red Kitsune by Hank Wimbleton reviews
Naruto an ordinary person who works as a General Manager suddenly being teleported into the unknown world along with his friend (Guild Master) inside the game (YGGDRASIL). His mind telling him that this might not be bad. What path lies in front of these two(Naruto and Momonga)? OOCNaruto! PowerfulNaruto! Pairing not decided. Rated T might change in the future. (On Hiatus)
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets by LeadVonE reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
Pasts best forgotten by Paynis reviews
People say that the past is in the past and you should learn to move on. Oh if it were only that simple for one Hyoudou Issei who's past seems to want to drag him back to the world he escaped from. Harem of course, or it wouldn't be Highschool DxD.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 193,322 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - H. Issei
Kyou Kara Maou REWRITE! by X DANDYLION X reviews
Basically, I'm just rewriting this amazing anime. There will be a twist later on though, so stay tuned in folks!. AND, there'll be some yuram later on! (do not expect yaoi or the usual Yuuri, as this is a "what if" fanfic, as in what if Yuuri was more prepared for becoming king than he was in the manga and anime?)
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,964 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
Eryr by Andor Swiftblade reviews
During his encounter with the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something ancient is unleashed within Harry. Watch out, Abstergo, because a new Assassin has risen. Templars, your days are numbered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 2,012 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P.
War's Effects by Achaix reviews
The Solar Rails lead to new, unknown worlds, with new, unknown fates... Humanity has entered the Mass Effect universe in a completely different way Warframe/Mass Effect Crossover
Crossover - Mass Effect & Warframe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015
High School DxD: Fool of Change by King of the fake World reviews
The adventure has ended. The lies were banished. But that is no guarantee that no new dangers come up. He learned that the hard way, when someone he never met before attacked him. So, what will you do, Narukami Yu? Stand between all you see? On one side? Or away from them?
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Souji S./Yuu N.
Dana's Effect by silentshadow01 reviews
After all the destruction caused by the Blacklight Virus and the Red Zone, things seems to be going bleak for Dana Mercer. But when the opportunity to change it around comes she'll take it as she will soon look upon the stars for her journey is just beginning. Look out universe, Dana M. Shepard is coming whether you like it or not
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,044 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Dana M./Athena
Shepherd of the Stars by joestej reviews
When Humanity ventured into the stars, they found they were not alone. And they were not liked. So they learned. How to build bigger, stronger ships. More powerful weapons. In order to survive, they learned to wield the Sword of the Stars. But there was one lesson they hadn't learned. It was called the Mass Effect.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Sword of the Stars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 57 - Words: 218,231 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L.
A Rusty Edge by Cardinal Grief reviews
Old and tired, Emiya Shirou decides to play a video game at his grandaughter's advice. How was he supposed to know the game would actually become real? Hiatus
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,250 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 2,063 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Shirō E.
I Can't Be a Huntsman! by The King of Plot Bunnies reviews
All Kyousuke wanted was a normal life. But with an overly-aggressive childhood friend, her socially awkward little sister and his own eroge-obsessed sibling, a normal life doesn't seem likely. Throw in a world of monsters and magic? "I just want a normal life!" Yeah. Not happening, Kyousuke. Kyousuke x Harem with focus on Team RWBY. Non-compliant with Volume 3.
Crossover - RWBY & My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute/俺の妹がこんなに可愛いわけがない - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,204 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Kyousuke K., Team RWBY]
A Desirable Female by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
ABANDONED. Fem Naru. Naru was loved by many, but gave her heart to the traitor. He broke her heart so she ran away and fell into another's arms. Now meet Naru's legacy, The Akatsuki Four. It is time for the Akatsuki to make their move. Look out Konoha and Team Hebi. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,187 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
I am Arc by thinktankdragon reviews
Jaune Arc is bitten by the Grimm. He heals quickly enough, but something hides beneath the surface. No one could have predicted what happens when it comes out. First Fanfiction, so constructive criticism only; please.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Cardin W. - Complete
The Tau'va Guides Us by Nice Turnips reviews
It is in the early stages of the 2nd Sphere of Expansion that we discovered the Turians. And it was through the Turians we encountered the Citadel. And it was through them that we found ourselves at war. Though we do not desire conflict. We will fight. And we will win. For we follow the path of the Tau'va, the Greater Good. And that path will lead us to victory.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/9/2015
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 4265 - Favs: 8,471 - Follows: 8,964 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Chosen Imprint by Madthoughts reviews
Harry moves to Forks WA to escape from England's magical world and its prejudices against his godson Teddy. What he didn't expect was to be the imprint of the first female shape shifter from the neighboring Indian Reservation. But Harry's past has followed him from England and an enemy plotting revenge years in the making lies in wait planning for the perfect time to strike
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,213 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015 - [Harry P., Leah] Bella, Edward
Birth of a Legend by Parcasious reviews
He could only blame himself for the predicament he was in, stuck in another world. But then again, Rin did call him an idiot. (Second Story Ever Written. Writing standards may not be consistent with current projects.)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,252 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Shirō E.
The Technological Assimilators by Knight in Blackest Armor reviews
With the technologies of several alien races at its disposal, humanity had undergone a technological revolution. It advanced at such a rapid pace, far exceeding many expectations. Soon however, the humans learned that they shared their galaxy with yet another group of sentient alien life, but to mankind's horror and confusion, these aliens were not the sort they expected at all.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 147,111 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014
The Spirits Among Us by vanmele reviews
Naruto discovers a love for Fuuinjutsu and with the help of his new friends, and some spirits they will test the very limits of what a ninja can do. Naruto/harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,880 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tenten, Hanabi H.
The Once and Future King by Prince Arjuna reviews
Now freed from her deal with the Counter Force, King Arturia Pendragon died and went to Avalon, where she would wait until the time when she was truly and desperately needed. When an earnest prayer reached out for her, she couldn't find it in her to ignore it. Answering the prayer, the Once and Future King brought herself back to life.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Arturia Pendragon, A. Asia
The Gamechangers by Goodpie2 reviews
ABANDONED BECAUSE TERRIBLE. The Turians are old hands at warfare- they know the rules of the game, and are the best players in the galaxy. But what happens when they run into a species that not only plays a completely different game, but breaks the rules to that one, too? M for violence and swearing.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,594 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014
Affinity Effect by Drow79 reviews
We left Earth in the hopes of finding a new home. Now we come back and are shocked at what we find.
Crossover - Civilization Series & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,597 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015
Stannis Baratheon SI into GoT by innominatus reviews
A modern day software engineer takes a walk in the woods finds himself in the body of Stannis Baratheon, one year after the Greyjoy Rebellion. What will he do?
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 8/13/2015
Tenno Reborn by Death Legion reviews
Clan Normandy once a great Clan now lost. For a millennium they have slept their dreamless sleep in their coffins of glass and metal. Too long have they been absent. But soon the seeds they planted a millennium ago will take fruit. Soon the Tenno will rise again to face the greatest threat to all life, a battle is coming that will shall shake the galaxy to its very core.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Warframe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/22/2015 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Shepard, OC
Reluctant Reincarnate by Dylan Millwood reviews
Challenge by Metalforlife. After fighting Sasuke, a near-dead Naruto finds himself transported in to underworld. By a stroke of fortune, he finds himself alive thanks to a certain Crimson-Haired Princess. Unfortunately, he wants nothing to do with her or her peerage, upon learning the cost of saving him was the one thing he had always sought to prove he had: his humanity.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,864 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Naruto U., Rias G.
Those Condemned by An Orange Peon reviews
Whipping branches and grasping thorns tore at her skin and clothes, shredding them and leaving scores of cuts and gashes. Blood trickled from them, leaving small droplets behind as she urged her rapidly flagging legs onwards. She fled so that she could live. So that even for a second longer, she would live. And so there was rain, and blood, and those condemned.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,305 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Medea, Alex M./Zeus