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Ello! I'm Katey98y! Recorded for most Microsoft Word troubles in the world! I used to have some stories posted, but they were REALLY old and I didn't like them anymore, so they're gone. I'll put some more up again someday.

Ways to annoy/scare people in an elevator:

1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.
8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming "let me out!"
18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
19) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
20) When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”

I support Mr.Bunny but i can't figure out how to copy and paste... (she was really just too lazy but to cheap to say so.)


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A Lily in the Valley by Xazz reviews
It was a mad conspiracy that brought them to this point, one that put them in a place of power neither wanted. But snakes still slither, enemies multiply and if Malik isn't careful it may all crash down around their heads, an Order divided and a dangerous enemy allowed to destroy them.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,205 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Altaïr, Malik
Waiting for Salvation by Likhoradka reviews
Season four divergence. Dean is a fallen angel, masquerading as a human, attempting to ruin God's plan. Everyone he's known has been fooled into believing the lie. Even the angel that rescued him from Hell has no idea until he slips up.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,225 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 186,467 - Reviews: 2337 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Loose Cannons by anonymous moose reviews
Shepard is one of the best bounty hunters in the Terminus Systems, but when a job that's too good to pass up pulls her to the law-abiding Citadel, she ends up in the sights of a hot-headed cop who always gets results. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,996 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Man Who Sold the World by PrettyArbitrary reviews
If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Bonding by PrettyArbitrary reviews
Sherlock's not here, so Molly finally gets a bit of bonding time with John. Fluffy, fuzzy, silly fic written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Family Affair by servantofclio reviews
"Welcome to the Vakarian family, Commander Shepard." "What?" she said blankly. It's a strange awakening, when you're in the company of strangers who treat you as family. Post-ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,818 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Secret Life of Commander Shepard: A Dossier by Shootingstar7123 reviews
Commander Tempest Shepard is a psychotic biotic, terrible at tech, a notorious drunk, and the galaxy's last hope. If she were to look herself up in the Shadow Broker's files, what would she find? It's 90% humor, 10% angsting, featuring a drunk Shepard, a tormented Miranda, and a budding Shepard/Garrus romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
Life Signs by tarysande reviews
When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,523 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Galaxy's Unlikeliest Hero by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Sequel to Galaxy's Oldest Profession. She survived Omega's Merc gangs. Now, former hooker Shepard strives to determine her place on the Normandy, in Garrus' life and in a galaxy that needs saving.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Remembrance by Reyavie reviews
Wait, that's all she has to do. Wait and everything will eventually be better. Thankfully, he disagrees.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Evilish by Neverium reviews
NarutoXInuyasha. "So, will you join the Akatsuki?" The old her would have immediately said no, but the new her gave them a thoughtful look. Killing things. Taking hostages. Torturing people. Yeah, Kagome smiled, she could do that.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Kagome H.
Winner Takes All by tarysande reviews
When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Talking Too Much by tarysande reviews
It was going to be a joke. At least, that's what she told herself as she opened her mouth and the words, "We could test your reach… and my flexibility," fell out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Point Blank by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Focus by ScopesMonkey reviews
John gets glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11214 - Favs: 7,190 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 11,630 - Follows: 1,342 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It Must Be You by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - After Al Mualim's death, Malik struggles to run the Order.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
You know me too well by The'Edge'Of'Insanity reviews
One-shot. Kagome's sent to get money from a rival gang. More drabbles...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Living with the Memory by Reiuko reviews
UNDER MAJOR REVISION!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 419,221 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Kagome H. - Complete
The Pure Miko by hieisesshomaru reviews
KurKagSess pairing. Kagome is finally back in her own time for good. She starts working for Sesshomaru. When she isn't killing off low class demons, she is at college with a very hot demon named Kurama. Inuyasha YuYu Hakusho crossover, INUYH, IYYYH, IYxYY
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,033 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
A Second Chance by Demonic Gurl reviews
She was sent by the gods to teach him to love.He had killed her.What better way to teach love than with lil harmless pranks of revenge? xD THE END!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,838 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 6,495 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Refuge by Tatsuyaka reviews
Kagome came to the ninja world only to find a cursed five year old Itachi. All she asked for was to go home, and not to be stuck between two self egoistic Uchiha's and one blonde clay bomber. NarutoInuyasha xover ItachiXKagome SasukeXKagome DeidaraXKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,971 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Kagome H.
Hauntings Of The Mind by Kaijin Touketsu reviews
Shippo died in the last battle causing Kagome to finally grasp her miko powers. InuYasha and Miroku, tiered of Kagome and Sango commite the ultimit betrayal.How will the girls survive now that they are all alone? Naruto xover
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,142 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Kagome H., Sango
His Apprentice by Clandestine Writer reviews
SesshomaruKagome. She only wanted to become a little less dependent on others...she didn't know that such a desire would lead her down a path that would irrevocably change her future. Of course, Fate always did love Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,905 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Air by Anaphalis reviews
Breathing is over-rated. One Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Kagome H., Hojo - Complete
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