Alchemine
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Joined 11-26-01, id: 131569, Profile Updated: 12-31-10
Author has written 32 stories for Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, iCarly, Coraline, Norse Mythology, Walking Dead, Worst Witch, A Midsummer's Night Dream, and Sherlock.

A note to readers:

I stopped writing HP fanfiction a few months after the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. I loved the four years I spent in fandom and will never forget them, but at this point I'm very unlikely to get back into it, so what you see is what you get.

Regarding my existing stories, the following are part of a five-part story arc. The last two are archived only at my LiveJournal; links are available under my memories there . All were written before Order of the Phoenix and are only compatible with canon up until then.

1. Unreachable

2. Ties That Bind

3. June Week

4. The Shadowchasers (incomplete)

5. Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

Thanks to everyone who ever read and reviewed, or just read and silently enjoyed. I know how I feel about stories I really love, and it makes me very happy to know that I've been able to give some of that same pleasure to other people.

All the best,

A.

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Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alas for Impropriety by Yvi reviews
[Wicked, bookverse] It isn't easy rooming with the Wicked Witch of the West. ElphabaGalinda
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/12/2004
Sands of Time by Ariana Deralte reviews
Harry has always trusted Dumbledore, but does Dumbledore truly deserve that trust? Strange things are happening at Hogwarts well, stranger than normal… and Harry has no one to turn to with his suspicions except Snape! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,432 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/9/2002 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Not All Scars are Visible by Elspeth1 reviews
Synopsis: 5th year at Hogwarts. Remus Lupin returns to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, bringing his dog Snuffles with him to help patrol the Hogwarts grounds. Featuring Aurors, dementors, PTSD, longlost siblings, and reconciliations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,227 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Penitent Man by Ariana Deralte reviews
Severus Snape confesses he is a Death Eater to Dumbledore. A parody:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Severus S., Albus D.
PMS by Draqonelle reviews
After a rough semester at Hogwarts, Remus Lupin goes through the joys of motherhood, AU Book 3 1/2 spoilers for PoA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,750 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
If Only Amadeus by Newkirk's Heroes reviews
~Slash~ RL/SS, but one-sided only. Sev muses on Muggle composers and his love for a certain werewolf. Please read and review!! Thanks so much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Remus L.
Blackpool Pier by Triskelion reviews
Neville Longbottom decides that he hates family reunions. And picnics. And ponds. And Dugbogs. And Grindylows. And life in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002
Neville Longbottom and the Boke of Fecretf by Eve Robinson reviews
After the discussion in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory, Neville is convinced he has a problem. A lucky find in Hogsmeade leads him to an uncharacteristic solution. Unfortunately, he isn't very good at Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2002
Frodo Baggins: Lord of His Own Ring by ThePet reviews
*BOOK 1 NOW COMPLETE* Five shortarses, an effeminate elf, King Hobo, a scruffy wizard and a bloke with an enormous horn set out for Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
The Squib and The Death Eaters by Ozma reviews
COMPLETE. Snape learns that some experiments should not be conducted. Filch learns that his power has a price. (Rating changed to PG-13, because of torture and mature themes.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
The Mother of All Love Potions by DovieLR reviews
Due to an accident in Potions class, Neville Longbottom creates a dangerously powerful love potion, and Professor Snape is forced to rid the school of the potion. Unfortunately, he can't do anything about the effects. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
The Bathroom Bet by Mrs. Evil Badnasty reviews
Read it and find out. Quite funny, if I do say so myself. Not stupid funny though if you like that kind of stuff. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002
Minerva's Broom Ride by Sirius West reviews
Takes place in Book 4 when McGonagall takes the Firebolt. Well, what happened between when she took it and when she gave it to be stripped down?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2001
When All Is Said And Done by Glitterpixie reviews
How exactly will the Voldemort/Harry feud end, and what will be the side effects of the battle? It's majorly Ginny/Draco or G/D, with bits of Harry/Hermione (H/H) and Angelina/Fred (A/F) worked in. Ron also has a few cameos, along with Cat-Minnie, and G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2001 - Published: 3/18/2001 - Draco M.
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Memento reviews
One thing is not enough to remember your best friend. But one thing will have to do. Post-Reichenbach Fall, with spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2012 - John W. - Complete
Love and Languish for His Sake reviews
Not everything magical is beautiful. Puck would change that if he could. Puck/Oberon, Oberon/Titania
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
How Does Your Garden Grow? reviews
Planting a seed is only the start. Originally written for the 2010 Yuletide Treasure challenge.
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - C. Hardbroom, F. Blossom
Status: Surviving reviews
Two weeks before the world ended, Glenn had finally gotten on Facebook. Spoilers through end of season 1.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Glenn
Trickster's Game reviews
When gods come knocking in disguise/You'll lock your door if you are wise.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
The Wisdom to Know the Difference reviews
Coraline has learned that just because you can do something, it doesn't mean you should.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Coraline J., Wybie L.
iDo Lunch With Freddie reviews
Everything can change in the course of one school lunch. Or not. Sam, Freddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
A Year in the Life reviews
Batman wears the mask, but Bruce Wayne is the real disguise.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Under Wing reviews
Bruce has spent half his life looking for fathers.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Schism reviews
When Salazar Slytherin deserted Hogwarts, he left behind a secret that would lie hidden for a thousand years -- and began a rivalry between Houses that would last even longer. Contains implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 3/28/2004
Dear Augusta reviews
Minerva writes to Mrs. Longbottom about Neville's choice of subjects. Spoilers for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Minerva M.
Once Burned reviews
The Headmaster and his deputy meet just before dawn. ADMM, spoilers for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
It'll Be a Cold Day in Hogsmeade reviews
Rita Skeeter thought it would be terribly exciting to interview Hogwarts' alarming new professor. Then she encountered him on the streets of Hogsmeade. Lucky Rita. [Rita Skeeter x Barty Crouch Jr. as Alastor Moody Cho Chang x Cedric Diggory ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Alastor M.
Bound reviews
Alastor Moody's temper leads to trouble on his first night as a Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Alastor M.
Wayfarers reviews
While taking shelter from a storm with a group of Muggles, Godric Gryffindor sees fit to play a trick on his friend Salazar. GodricSalazar slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005
Night Shift reviews
Hogwarts' new Headmistress struggles with loss and self doubt. Spoilers for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Minerva M.
Places Unknown reviews
While Harry Potter struggles with being the Boy Who Lived, the adults of the Order of the Phoenix struggle to keep him alive. Set at Grimmauld Place before and during OotP. MoodyMcGonagall
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Minerva M., Alastor M.
By Hook Or By Crook reviews
A love of sweets and a lack of money add up to trouble for twelve-year-old Albus Dumbledore and his brother. (Yet another adventure in the "characters in search of sugar" genre.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Albus D.
Catalyst reviews
Two old friends and sometime enemies meet in a Diagon Alley shop. (DumbledoreOllivander implied)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Albus D.
Made For Each Other reviews
Gregory Goyle thinks he and Millicent Bulstrode would make a perfect couple. Millicent thinks Goyle had better think again. A story about living up to expectations -- or in spite of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2004
A Stroke Of Luck reviews
Dumbledore calls upon the skill of Master Nicolas Flamel to repair a piece of Hogwarts' magical regalia.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Albus D.
Rue reviews
A minor character remembers - and regrets - choices he made in his youth. Implied interspecies romance, but nothing likely to offend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2003
Unreachable reviews
Some wizards hate Muggles. Some Muggles absolutely loathe wizards. Nine-year-old Minerva McGonagall meets a few members of the latter group, and learns a lesson from her father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Minerva M.
Serpent's Tooth reviews
Fresh out of Hogwarts, Tom Riddle arrives in Little Hangleton for an unconventional family reunion. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Voldemort - Complete
Sugar Quill Maneuvers reviews
When young Sirius Black gets his sugar quills confiscated in class, he goes on a mission to recover them. Reposted by request 7/21/02.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Twists And Turns reviews
When the King of the Goblins comes to Hogwarts asking for help, a random group of students and professors must go on a mission into a strange land. (HPLabyrinth crossover; discontinued.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Evening Post reviews
Dumbledore receives a letter and ponders youth, age, love and friendship. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
June Week reviews
Opening the Chamber of Secrets is not the only crime Tom Riddle commits as a Hogwarts student. But can young Minerva McGonagall prove his guilt? Also features Dumbledore and others. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,041 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Ties That Bind reviews
A little girl. An old man. A lonely mountainside. And a very irritable owl. If you've ever wondered how Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall met, here's your chance to find out. First part of a four-part series. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2002 - Published: 1/9/2002 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Sweetest Things reviews
In the dark watches of the night, Snape gets a craving for a nefariously delicious Muggle confection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2002 - Severus S.
One Smokin' Saturday reviews
Professor Sprout discovers some unauthorized plants growing in the Hogwarts greenhouses and enlists several of her colleagues to help her take care of them. Warning: drug use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2002
Crowning Glory reviews
Remus Lupin finds out why Minerva McGonagall always wears her trademark bun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2002 - Remus L., Minerva M.