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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hello, my name's Chuint,
and I'd like to welcome you to..

THE VOID

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o0-OMG, WHO SHE BE?!-o0

As I have said, I am Chuint.
You may call me "Chewy" or "Lexi".

I am a fangirl and will indeed squeal to myself if I read, hear, or see something I like.

I am 15!
HOMG SO YOUNG!

o0-WHAT DOES SHE LIKE//DISLIKE IN A FANFIC?-0o

I am a complete Rock Lee fangirl.
As such, I make it my whole point in life to read as many fanfics//fancomics about the guy as possible and look at any and all fanart.
But be warned, as I am not a very big fan of him being paired with Tenten or Neji.
I am more of a LeeSaku fan, but Im all for the yaoi.

Im also a fan of NaruHina, ShikaIno or ShikaTema, ChoIno, NejiTen and for Sasuke...well, he doesn’t get anyone 'cause I just dont like him.
Also, I thought I might add that I also don't like fics with made up chars in them, just not much of a fan...too troublesome to figure out a new char.

And we cant forget Light Yagami and L.

I can be a perv sometimes, and sometimes read light lemons and some yaoi.

Do not be surprised if I suddenly spout out a perverted joke or the like when in a conversation.

o0-WARNING-0o

May cause spazzing, death to your childhood, randomosity, and many other unlisted ailments.
Do not be surprised if fangirl goes missing for periods of time, fangirl is prone to being a lazy-ass.

If lost, please return to Rock Lee.
If Rock Lee does not accept fangirl, please place fangirl in nearest ally and run.

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Is It Really Better This Way? by InvaderWeb reviews
As if by a twist of fate, Sakura's team ends up training with other ninja groups. This week's students: Gai's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 260,798 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Sexy no Jutsu by Rakero-chan reviews
When Naruto and Sasuke end up getting into a Sexy no Jutsu contest, almost the whole male shinobi population in Kohona show up. What will happen? Who will win? And is that?....OMG!Itachi! slight ooc, character bashing, completed Aug. 16, revised Nov. 02.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Troublesome Days: Identity Crisis by too-much-romance reviews
Sequel to A Prank Gone Too Far. Nejiten. Slight ShikaIno & LeeSaku. The beach, a mission, hugs, advice, a sand castle contest? Confusion, betrayal, tears, a sunset, & 4 days they'll never forget. Sand Sibs included! Neji Tenten Tenji Teneji nejixtenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,563 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Skinny Dipping: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
How To TOTALLY Annoy The Naruto Characters by DeidaraLovesMe reviews
If you wanna know how to annoy the characters of Naruto then this is the place! If you get any injuries from attempting any of these...dont tell me I didnt warn ya!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Going Commando: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Gai M., Lee R.
Random Conversations with Naruto and Crew by tomboy14 reviews
The daily life problems of us all are such a pain! Join me and the Naruto crew as we set out to make you laugh and forget those problems! It will contain some OOCness and character and pairing bashing, but if you want some humor, come read this! ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,709 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Joe's Theories by Cloud Arcanine reviews
My friend Joe has his own Weird outlook on Naruto. These are things he thinks should happen. They are weird, and all the ideas belong to Joe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
A couple of shots of Sake by Senshin Ultima reviews
I've been drinking lately, and decided in my drunken state to tell stories of LeeXSakura. I warn you all that the more this story progresses the more drunk i will become, in result the stories will get crazy. It will get very funny. trust me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,609 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Lee R., Sakura H.
They're Singing What? by tomboy14 reviews
100 song that you would never expect the Naruto crew to sing, especially in some of these situations! Great fic for laughs! Similar to Random Conversations with Naruto and Crew. Multiple pairings, main ShikaIno. OOC and Crack!ed up at times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Ridiculous Challenge: Guy Sensei VS Kakashi Sensei by cow ninja reviews
Team 7 and Team Guy are asked to come up with challenges for their Senseis to try to beat each other in. But even the most harmless challenge can end up in pain and destruction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7068 - Favs: 5,425 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sabaku no PARTY! by 957 reviews
Gaara involuntarily is holding a party. Invited: everyone! Refreshments: yes! Result: UTTER CHAOS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007
The Happenings of Rock Lee by Silver Curiosity reviews
This is a story with Rock Lee as the main character. He challenged the sun to a duel and caused Neji lots of misery. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Lee R., Gai M.
The Missionless and Missioned by Sealson reviews
Rookie nine and team Gai are missionless...what happens next? Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
Dawn of the Fangirls by Agent HUNK reviews
The sequel to Night of the Living Fangirls. When all the fangirls on earth attack, only a handfull of survivors are left. Trapped in the Leaf Village Mall by fangirls, it is literally every man for himself for the survivors as they fight for their lives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gai M.
Funny Facts and Not So Silly Stories by riversrunthroughme reviews
Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Beast of Konoha by Chima reviews
Most people don't know the reason he's called 'Prideful Green Beast of Konoha'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Driving Lessons In Konoha by Evil Little Angel reviews
A driving instructer comes to Konoha! See what happens when the local and neighboring ninjas get behind the wheel for the first time....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,848 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007
Of Rivalry and Stupidity:The Two Teams Unite! by Kakashi of Leaf reviews
Kakashi and Gai's teams have been chosen to go on a mission needing two teams. A bunch of stupid and weird events that occur during the mission. Chapter 16 is now up! Enjoy ORASTTTU!Madness. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,889 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
The Gangs in Jail! by Darkindangerous1313 reviews
The whole Naruto gang are in jail. What happens when they all start to go crazy? How will there escape plans go? Will the guards go insane before the prisoners?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2007
Lee's Guide to Rocking the Green Spandex Jumpsuit by Guttersnipe reviews
Rock Lee loves his Green Spandex Jumpsuit. Obviously he wears it every freakin’ day! But, it does entail certain challenges for the wearer. Of course, challenges only build character, experience, and Youthfulness, which is why Lee has composed a guide.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
The Secrets of the Scroll by LaBAM x3 reviews
The Rookie Nine and Team Gai are given a strange mission to retrieve a mysterious scroll and spend two weeks in the Land of Honey. Will love Bloom? NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno Read & Review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Doctor's Orders by Momosportif reviews
ShizuGai fluff! It's checkup day in Konoha and Gai has a secret! A little push from Kakashi only makes things worse but can someone still turn Gai's day around? Enjoy and comment if inclined! Kishimoto's characters! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
The Hokage's Analysis by Raiyna-chan reviews
Tsunade returns to the Konoha Village to become Hokage. What about that promise she made to Naruto? Oneshot, spoilers from the show, Rock LeexOC pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
Mirror by myinukoi reviews
But seriously! Not a scar? Not a blemish? Every shinobi in this village can’t look like a freakin’ Prada runway model! ...Right? LeeSaku with mentions of SasuNaru and other het pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Isn't Life Grand? by Guttersnipe reviews
While taking a break from training, Lee begins an illfated conversation with Neji and Tenten about the wonders of life and the Springtime of Youth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
The most stupid chat up lines you will ever hear! by pinkshadows reviews
A collection of the most stupid chat up lines that the Naruto guys use to hit on Sakura…and her comebacks. NaruSaku SasuSaku SaiSaku LeeSaku and KakaSaku. Rated T Please RR and add to your C2s'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sakura H.
Just a Bunch of Girly Men! by RedLotusNin reviews
Our beloved male heroes, and Sasuke, were ranting on about how troublesome women are when suddenly they bumped into a fortune teller who curses them with a spell. Their curse: Turning into women! A couple hints of romance. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,265 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 10/9/2004
Naruto: Revealed by NinjaKana reviews
Discontinued.OLD. Author dropped this. Dislikes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Just a Little Extra Weight by Goatis reviews
Sakura needs help with her training, but Kakashi is late...Lee can help her out...even if he is loud and annoying...LeeSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Nature Boy by CandyGirl999 reviews
After all their time together, after every thing Guy had taught Lee, it was Lee's turn to teach Guy something. First songfic, be nice!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Fistfuls of Hurt by Death need not be the end of hope reviews
Rock Lee always trusted Gai. He looked up to him, followed his ways even if other people thought his methods were a bit odd. To Lee...Gai was the most important person. But never did Lee think his sensei would try to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Lee R., Gai M.
The Shadowdance by Winter Weatherman reviews
Tenten is trained to fight as one with both her teammates, but she can't take her eyes off Lee. A LeeTen story in abstract, written for the July round of the Naruto Flashfic community.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
An Unexpected Meeting by d00mfuzzball reviews
TenTen runs into her teammate in a part of town she didn't quite expect, and ends up learning a few things about Lee she expected even less. LeeTenten friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Lee R., Tenten
Watermelon Seeds and Peach Trees by xNaminator reviews
[“But Tentensan, I just ate a watermelon and the seeds the other day! Does that mean I’m going to have a baby?” Lee asked.] Watch as Lee searches for the answer to Where do babies come from?. Summary sucks I know...Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
Just Go My Way by sirbartonslady reviews
[COMPLETE] As the latest round of Chuunin exams draw to a close, eight of the original Rookie Nine, plus their Chuunin exam compatriots, gather and reminisce. UPDATED Spelling and grammar fixed in all chapters
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 43,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sakura H., Lee R. - Complete
Regret About the Hitai Ate by Akatsuki Feathers reviews
Upon which Rock Lee regrets the placement of his forehead protector. [Character death, Lee centric, no pairings, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
Sex Ed by tomboy14 reviews
Because of the growth in teenaged kunoichi getting pregnant, Tsunade has issued that all shinobi ages 13 to 17 must get a Sexual Education talk. Guess who's turn it is now? And who's giving the talk? [ShikaIno and many other hinted pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Stolen by xHiddenMalicex reviews
Gai has stolen something very precious of Lee's... but this time, is an apology enough? [Oneshot] [GaiLee]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
The CakeNappers by La-Garce-Fille reviews
Team Gai has a special mission to deliver a birthday cake, but the Akatsuki want it! Serial rapist ninja, rabid chinchilla, bad dating advice, and bear heads included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Gai M. - Complete
Of Naming Team 13 by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
They've amassed quite a few names over the years. But in the end, they are Team Gai. Oneshot, 20truths
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Team Gai - Complete
Rock Lee's Guide to Wooing Haruno Sakura by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
This time, Lee has made it a mission to gain the heart of Haruno Sakura! He wonders if changing certain parts of his life will influence her opinion of him. However, will his changes make matters better or worse?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
The Art of Substitution by ninzor reviews
When Team 7 and Team Gai are chosen to be substitute teachers at a nonninja elementary school, chaos is sure to ensue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
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Ask the Beasts reviews
Welcome to this letters to the editor style fic, where Gai and Lee answer the questions! But, where will these letters come from? YOU of course! Some OOC, plenty of crack. Everyone else is in the ceiling or hanging from it. DISCONTINUED & REDONE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 38,030 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Lee R., Gai M.
The Lee Chronicles reviews
Just a continuing series of drabbles about Team Gai. Rated just in case, pairings possibly in the future. LOTS of crack, and a bit of OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Lee R.
Not Another Sleepover Fanfic reviews
A cliche' sleepover fic where Sakura hosts. Some OOC, guyguy kisses, crazy dares, and its badly written. Just like every other sleepover fic, only it knows it. Formally known as 'Sakura's Sleepover.' THE CLICHE' GOT TOO BAD, DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sakura H.
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