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Poll: CHAT ROOM 435: Should i start with a new story like a spin-off but with the same storyline because the first few chapters were so badly written OR continue the story with longer, better & more updated chapters and bring back more aim! Vote Now!
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Joined 07-03-07, id: 1316059, Profile Updated: 08-06-10
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

HEYY everybody!

OKAY so who else is extremely PUMPED for the TWO PART breaking dawn movie?! i know i am(:

even though im STILL mad that robert pattinson is playing edward cullen... this is what i think of the cast...

Bella- AWFUL ACTOR!! SVERY SCENE IN NEW MOON SHES LIKE E-ED-ED-ED-E-E-E-EDWARDD NOO. epic fail of a person. i hate her sooo muchh

edward-ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... hes okayy. but in new moon when he took he shirt off it was like UHMM EWW PUT IT BACKK ONN!! hairy chest=ewww. haha

emmet- PERFECT... DEAD ON!!

alice- hair a little too long

jasper- good choice... even though he looks retarted half the scenes... ahahaa

rosalie- better without the makeup

jacob- GOD. I loovveeee taylor lautner.. like no liee... hahaha i think every girl thinks this thoughh. haha LOVEEEEE JACOB FOREVERRR(:(:

everyone i didnt mention are good i guess ... dont feel like writing more tho!!


i absolutley LOVE maximum Ride and Twilight!

i tottally LOVVEE EDWARD CULLEN AND FANG!

if you totttttally belive that there shouuld be more FAXNESS in MR copy and paste this onto your profile

if you think that there should be way more ( if thats possible) edwardXbellaness ( i tottally just made that up for something like fax) copy and paste this onto your profile

i am 15 years old any my name is... my mom would kill me if i put my name here, so i'll shut up now

i love : music, books, hottt guys, my friends, hanging out, and hottt guys!

competitive cheerleading!, stunting, tumbling,

basing flying and backing for stunts, fanfics, and food!

WARNING: WA-LA productions is discontinued, which means meeting in italy is too. this has split apart because LA is very stupid and many other reasons, so WA here is backing out of LA-WA WA-LA w/e its called productions.

My Stories!

Fang's Choice:

Cheer Gym Stuff!!:

practice shorts: (cept in Blue!)

uniform:

cheeeeeeeeeeeeer shit(:

heal stretch:

scorpion:

Cheer Needle:

Toe Touch Basket Toss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-_c0UPAxw

POST (one man) to extension post cradle reload to lib (liberty) extension:i do these in my routine...THEYRE SO FLIPPIN FUN! hahaa jk! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TQmk3JAHS0

splits right side (FULL) :

splits left side (FULL):

splits center (FULL):

toe touch:

Hurdler:

pike:

Max's outfit for the first day at high school:

Shirt:

Pants:

Shoes:

Backpack:

Fang's outfit:

Shirt:

Pants:

shoes:

Backpack:


Chat Room 435:

Carpool Car:

Max's Jacket; max was wearing when fang came:

CHAPTER THIRTEEN-

back to school outfit- first day-

day two at school-

fangs outfit- first da back at school-

NEW STORY- TAKE OFF OF SHES THE MAN-

(max's wig looks like this) ari-

DiScLaImEr: so i dont have to put it on te rest of my stuff... : i dont own MAXIMUM RIDE now matter how much i wish i did!

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile

PREP
x You own a cell phone.
xyou own something from abercrombie
xYou own something from pacsun
xyou own something from Hollister
xYou own something from American Eagle
xYou love/like going to the mall.
x You own an iPod/MP3 player.
xYou love Starbucks.
xYou have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

total:9

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
x You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
xYou've shopped at Hot Topic. to be fair- it was for twilight stuff! i walked three steps in looked at shirts- got creeped out- walked three steps OUT
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

total:2(:

PUNK

You can skateboard
x You've worn plaid.
you like Converse
you hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
x You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

total:2(:

GEEK

x You love the computer.
xYou like Harry Potter.
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
x You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
xYou always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick.

total:4

Athletic
xYou watch/watched the Superbowl.
xYou own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
xyou have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
xYou have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
xyour garage consists of sports equiptment
xYou belong/belonged to a school team.
xYou are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number

total: 7

HARDCORE//scene

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
xYou never walk anywhere.
xyou wear slip-on shoes.
x You wear/wore Vans.
x You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
x People have called you a freak and meant it.
xYou love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple

total:6

Prep:9

Gothic:2

Punk:2

Geeks:4

Athletic: 7

Hardcore/scene: 6

guess im a prep? (:

yes i am stupid enough and this just happened to me... funny though!!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur pro


Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I found this (poem) on cartoonstar's profile and thought it was really true.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!


This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read, and I don't laugh easily:

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.


35 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid


EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a
"Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?


I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I AM...

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd


None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are said, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor


TIME FOR COPY AND PASTE THINGIES!!

92 percent of american teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, it you are the 8 that would be laughing their asses off... copy andpost this onto your profile

if you think that those kids should just give that stupid rabbit some forsaken trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!

if you are in love with a fictional character, ( cough, cough Fang and Edward Cullen!) copy and paste this onto your profile

fang: 98 human, 2 bird, 100 hottt!

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901- heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901

I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me."Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

if you have ever ran into a door or a glass wall copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like total, copy this onto your profile.

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you feel bad for Jacob Black...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you're defying gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story)

if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you only like to copy but hate pasting, copy this but don't paste it into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrollably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of your life/your friends lives/random people you know's lives/random people you know of's lives, post this in your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile. (YES YES YES!!)

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

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If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (what's two squared?)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream in Maximum Ride, like, every night post this in your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you've acted out funny lines you've come up with for your characters without noticing it and have received many odd looks/comments.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile.

If you think that the kids should let Lucky have some stupid Lucky Charms, post this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa puffs bird should go to rehab, post this in your profile.

If you think Fred should go back to preschool so he can learn to share with Barney, post this in your profile.

If you aren't dead yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you likely will be soon because of insulting people too many times, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people then copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you argue with yourself and lose post this in your profile.

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If you have / wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

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If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

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funny stuff:

boys are like trees... the take fifty years to GROW UP!

when you are rejected, friends say: its ok you deserve better anyway! best friends go up to him and say: its because your GAY isnt it!

lets flip a coin- heads we are together, tails we flip again

having the love of your life say that we can still be friends it like your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep it

i make the cowardly lion look lik the terminator

im so gangster, i carry a squirt gun

THANKS stephanie meyer, now i will NEVER get a MAN!

i DONT obsess! i think intensley...

there are three kinds of people in this world, ones who can count, and ones who can't


FUNNY QUOTES :

1) i got a jar of dirt, i got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it! (pirates of the carribbean:dead mans cheast)

2) if you cant beat them join them, if you cant join them bribe them, if you cant bribe them blackmail em!( me!!)

3) oh bugger (pirates of the carribbean; deads mans cheast)

4) and i did that without a single drop of rum! (pirates of the caribbean: at worlds end)

5) jamie want big boom (mythbusters)

6) quack Damn you (mythbusters)

7) well thats...bupcus (mythbusters)

8) wheres the thump thump? (pitates of the caribbean deads mans cheast)

'GIVE ME MY DANG SQUIRREL! GIVE ME MR.BUSHYTAIL!!'

-The above is the only one I'm gonna tell you who wrote it. Edwardaddict. It's from her story PRANK WARS, which I highly reccomend. (REALLY FUNNY)

'Curiosity killed the mutant bird kid.'

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrostinate now, don't put it off

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...Unless the doctor is Carlisle, in which case, screw the apples! (thanks, V, for pointing that out! Luff ya!)

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

After I read New Moon, I tried to book a plane down to Forks, so I could kick Jacob's werewolf ass!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!), Future Mrs. Nick Jonas (he's got a girlfriend!), magicmehome, UPDRAFTGIRL37

He Said:

I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She Said:

You wear pants don't you?

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up... again"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever


Books I love:

Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

Maximum Ride: School's Out - Forever

Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

(Sadly i've got to say Maximum Ride 4: the final warning wasnt that great!! but it isnt the last book!!)

I barley readd maximum ride : max. it was kinda like all LETS SAVE THE WORLD FROM POLLUTIONNN. GREEN PEACE ATTACKKKK... haha sooo yeahh.

Twilight

New moon

Eclipse

BREAKING DAWNN

Consider Lily

ALL THE FABLEHAVEN BOOKKKSSS!! SUCH AN AMAZINNGGGG SERIES!!1 IM SOO IN LOVE WITH ITT!! IF you havent read these amazinnngg books yet i suggest you drive yourself to the nearest bookstore/library/whatever immeadatilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. even if you dont have a license. DOOO ITTT!! (:(:


my fiction press pen name is UPDRAFTGIRL37 also. its a website to write stories 'cept they're not for books or movies nd stuff. check it out!


congrats. if you read this whole profile!! it must have taken you forever!!

-PEACE-AROUND THE WORLD-FOR GENERATIONS!!- ;D

proflie last updated: 8~6~2010

~UPDRAFTGIRL37~ (:

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This is what Happens when You Leave by blossom993 reviews
Fang left when Max was 18. 7 years later Max and the flock live in New York with Max's boyfriend, Jinx. What happens when Fang comes back? Love, heartbreak, and do i hear wedding bells! Who in the world is getting married? JAX FAX BIGGY! READ THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/15/2007
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
FAXimum Ride: It begins HERE by DirtyZephyrAssassin reviews
Fang tries to talk to Max about feelings, but she's still in denial. Well, not for long. As Max really starts to "warm up" to Fang, something starts happening to her, and she isn't sure what is causing it. And soon they set out for another adventure.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,485 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Fang, Max
Coyote On A Stick by Twilight-Jacob-Lover reviews
After book 3 yet book 4 didnt happen. Gavin is assigned as Kendra's Guard but when Coyote Man from book 3 @ Lost Mesa shows up, they know the SES is on theyre trail. Gavin is pretending to be Kendra's boyfriend but will it end up more than that? K&G OOC!
Fablehaven - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009
Handcuffed by singinshowtunes reviews
Max and Fang have always had their troubles. But when they're handcuffed together without the key, will it bring them closer or tear them apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Fang, Max
It Started With a Song by Twi-ride.Fly reviews
This a rewrite of the story Karaoke Night. *What happens when Angel tricks the flock into singing at a diner? Will the songs bring out true feelings or will the whole night crumble? LOTS OF FAX!*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Max, Fang
My Secret by I Luv Captain Terror reviews
Max and Fang find comfort in each other one night, two months later Max realizes she is pregnant. Basically, this story is a totally fresh look on an overdone plot. You'll love it. Rating to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,862 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: Finding Parents is crap by Upstairs.Brain reviews
PREVIOUSLY 'MY MAXIMUM RIDE FANFIC THAT NEEDS A CREATIVE TITLE' I finally found a title. Great, huh? Title is self explanitory. Faxness. Rated for language. Sorry I haven't posted for so long! I'm brain-dead when it comes to ideas.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,618 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/12/2007
I Thought it Would be You by Inamorta reviews
“When is the last time you flew, Fang? Opened your wings?” He said nothing, and I knew it had been even longer than me. Fax. Rating changed for some language. HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,501 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008
Warrendra by Warren Burgess reviews
Working Title. Kendra and Warren find out that their "teen crush" may grow into love. Rated T for safety. Warren/Kendra. If you don't like it, please don't read it. Warren and Kendra young. Two years apart. Even more distantly related.
Fablehaven - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/1/2009
Til Death Do Us Part With Jacob by Amber is a Jasper's girl reviews
This is one of my sequel's to Til Death! Please Read! JXB RXR PLEASE Now Complete! Thank you so much for reading everyone! Amber
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Dream on Fang by DJ Rush reviews
Itex is finished and the flock is free to do what they want or are they? Major Fax and some Niggy and Eggy. Fang get's jealous when Max meets a nice guy at the beach and is googling his eyes at someone else too what will happen to the Faxness?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Max, Fang
The story of me and him by Neko.Writer reviews
Fang and max basically get into a lot 'o' trouble, whether it's freezing their asses off or well having a typical day. What does the flock think of their new relationship? Can Iggy get his act together when the 2 go missing? COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,504 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
For Them? by dreamtofly reviews
Basically Max and Fang are having big problems getting along and it's affecting the flock. They decide to try and get along for the flock but what will they discover about themselves along the way? And of course a story isn't a story wout FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,810 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007
Beautiful Disaster by MrsJasperHale reviews
AU. All Human.His green eyes focused on me and a soft giggle escaped his lips. I was so focused on him that I almost forgot that I was standing in the middle of the living room in my underwear EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Fairytale Continues by My-Bella reviews
Part 1 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. Begins after Eclipse and follows Edward and Bella as they make it through their wedding and Bella's change. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Would You Rather to the MAXIMUM by Kenna92005 reviews
Max and her Flock play Would You Rather BUT in a different way! They actually have to do the thing they say they would rather do! Some Fax, slight Miggy in later chapters...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
ANGEL by Devilslawyer123 reviews
Edward Cullen is in love with the amazing Bella Swan... to bad his best friend Jasper Hale got to her first.when Bella goes in panick about a dance show with her friend Jess, she asks Edward to teach her how to dance. Sparks fly. what will happen? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,658 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Great Mistake by gigglezgirl52 reviews
Bella is forced into going to a party and when she accidentally calls and invites the wrong person to join her things get a little interesting. All Human. E&B, A&J, E&R, E&C.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
The Making of the Book: Maximum Ride by Mayniac reviews
Hi. I’m James Patterson. Most of you probably know and love the book Maximum Ride, well let’s go behind the scenes. I’ll tell you how this interview to make the book happened. FAX! This is about the flock telling JP info about themselves for the book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Randomness to the Max by twilightnite reviews
How does the flock act when they're not on the run or being hunted? Well, what would you do if were them? Features OOC charaters, randomness, creepy thoughts, explosions, Faxness, The Love Doctor,Hello Kitty Bubble Soap, and Monty Python.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
A Life Is A Terrible Thing To Waste by XXiNxLoVex6xXX reviews
Fang is in love with Max.Iggy is in love with and Max.And Max doesn't really know who she likes.And the rest of them are stuck in this love triangle.Some Fax,Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 14,812 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Golf Cult R Us by EdwardAddict reviews
-Sequel to The Prank Wars- Max and the gang are forced to team up with the Golf Cult to save the world. But from what? Fang won't start yet another prank war, will he? What's this about a new Institute? Can Max trust anyone anymore? FAX DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
The Flock's Total Chat Room by The Flock's Bud reviews
This is basically about the Flock when they are at school and they go on the computers. They have no idea that the others are on and are spilling out there hearts out but still everyone is clueless.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
Spice, Salt, and a Whole Lotta Sugar by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. Edward, the playboy, and Bella, the normal girl, have a bad start. But then Edward falls for her, and would do anything to get her. Yes, the most unoriginal story, but there's sprinkles of the Kindergartener!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Reign over me by Pennyforawordortwo reviews
Bella Swan lost her fiancee Jacob in the September 11 attacks. When she goes off to college, trying to get her mind off of Jake, she meets professor Edward Cullen age 25 and wants to find a love of his own. Will Bella love again? Better than it sounds R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Max's Pain by mysteryredhead reviews
Action. Adventure. New Powers. New Enemies. Not all that was once stable remains to be so.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007
High School Love by blossom993 reviews
Max has a date with Sam Fang follows with Lisa as his date. Did I mention there is a dance next Friday.During SOF Fax SamXMax LisaXFang rating saftey
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,464 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Hot and Cold by funniebanana reviews
Okay, this is my version of MR4. The FAXNESS IS HERE! Includes: fight scenes, new powers, OCs, NIGGYNESS, and FAXNESS! Please read it. NO FLAMES! Rating might change to T later. Or it might not. I've got no idea. I'm finally back, with chapter 19!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007
That's the Way Life Works by vampirewings6 reviews
The Flock has been killed. Only Max and Fang are left. How will they handle life without the Flock? FAXNESS! Trying not to be to cliche. Give it a chance! R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Ultimate Faxness by PrepGonePunk95 reviews
Max and Fang realize just how much they love each other. Max's brain attacks make a sudden reappearence while Itex has built a new school, have brought back some wicked strong hybrids and made a clone of someone who hates Max. LOTS OF FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 95 - Words: 128,267 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Promises You Can't Keep by nellabella41 reviews
I watched as they walked down the street, this was different from Fang's usual silence, but change is good. However, as I saw Luna grab Fang's hand and pull him around the corner I was overcome with jealousy and rage. This was the final straw. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Got Guardian Angel? by MidnyghtVampyrezz reviews
After Fang and max have a small fight, Max's guardian angel named Andrew, who just so happens to look like Orlando Bloom, tells her that she better make up with him, or else! Lives are at stake, namely their eight or maybe more kids! CHAOS! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
A ring by Insane Winged Girl reviews
Um, are you asking me to marry you? I asked dumbly. Xtreme Faxness, some Nudgy, too, but you have to pay attention. Rated T for safty: Probably could be K plus if I wasn't so paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007
Out in the Open by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
FAX! Max is trying to hide her feelings for Fang from herself. But how can she suceed if he is with her all the time. And everytime something is about to happen between them they are interrupted. Until Fang decides to take it into his own hands...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
A Blessing In Disguise by O' Future Ruler Maria Larry reviews
FAXNESS! Kimmy! Keiveann! The other two you'll need to read to find out about. Fax from the very beginning. You guys seem to like it so I'll put in as much as you want. It's very romancy so if you like that kinda stuff. COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,003 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Being in love by Jazzy776 reviews
Set after MR:3 Max and Fang finally admit their feelings. Things are GREAT! Until htey go to a party and get caught by erasers. While in captivity Fang meets someone...who he loves more than Max? Will Max be cool or will jelousy take over? Faxness R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Together Forever And More by Crazii Kimmy Girl reviews
about max agreeing to find a permanent home...lots of romance! i'm a hopeless! hehe! I loooooove reviews! :D :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
Why Didn't I Say It? by Insane Winged Girl reviews
Max is regretting something big. Why didn't she say it then, when she had a chance? Humiliation? No. Someting else... FAX NUDGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
ExB AIM by FindMeAVamp reviews
Bella and Edward's class got assigned a secret pen pal. This is my opinion on how that little project could have turned out for our favorite couple. I got requests to continue so...here is the next chapter! hope you enjoy! review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
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Replacement reviews
Max and Ari are twins.Ari leaves for an impromptu music tour in England & Max is forced to take his place without the parents knowing. She goes to school and becomes best friends with Iggy and Fang. All Human.Full Summary inside. Take off of Shes the Man.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010
Chat Room 435 reviews
The flock split up a while ago and all are in different places and havent had communication with each other for two years. What happens when they all talk to each other on AIM with out knowing it? FAX! And maybe some Niggy. Read and review please! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Max, Fang
What Happened That Night? reviews
Bella and Edward are normal people. What happenes when bella the stripper for edwards night club gets drugged? She cant remember the night that changed her life. sorry bad summary. written with syydddney. This is a result of our crazy sleepover night! : :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Meeting in Italy reviews
It's four years after the last Twilight and Maximum Ride books. Bella's a vampire. Bella and Edward are married. Can you guess who from Maximum Ride is married? Read to find out. LA-Wa Productions!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
Fangs choice reviews
The flock finds out who the school is going to experement with next. Will they find her? And will Fang fall for her instead of Max? What will max have to go through to find her also?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007
What Happens Next? reviews
okay they flock hasnt seen any of itex and wonders whats going to happen next... probabally something bad..... find next person schools going to test on and save her. but will she break up the FAXNESS? MAJOR FAXNESS THOUGH! no flames please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Don't you know reviews
okay, this is my first fanfic. definatly FAX because i write it! Takes place EXACTALY after MR: 3. Just when Max and Fang admit their true feelings, something goes terribly wrong soon after! what will the flock do to keep Max form going insane!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007