P.T. Piranha
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Joined 07-03-07, id: 1316201, Profile Updated: 04-07-14
Author has written 12 stories for Legend of Zelda, Mario, Super Smash Brothers, F-Zero, Earthbound, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kingdom Hearts.

I'm P.T. Piranha. I got my start on Lemmy's Land writing Mario stories, until I eventually found this site and enjoyed the opportunity to write for any work of fiction I wanted besides Mario.

So I wrote a few things in the past, but in retrospect they kind of suck. And then the site came down hard with the whole 'no script format' thing for some forsaken reason. So I left, only returning to read on occasion. I spent the last three years on DeviantART, writing for whatever work I want in whatever format I want.

But... something allured me back to this site. Maybe it was personal growth as a writer, maybe not. But the point is, I'm back and hopefully I can write something actually good this time around.

Email: ptp1ranha@aol.com

Status on current stories:

Please know that even though I may go a while without updating, I do not plan to have any of these become dead fics. Other than things keeping me busy, I really do have a problem with laziness that I need to conquer. Sometimes I have too much fun on Youtube or typing other kinds of things to want to write stories. But I do want to finish.

I've been looking for a job, and I have about a month left until college starts up again. I should be able to keep up a consistent schedule at least until around mid-late October, classes should be fairly easy up to that point. "Should" being the operative word. And then if I get a job, that could eat up a lot of free time.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - TEMPORARILY CANCELED - My method for writing isn't viable right now, because I watch the episode as I write, and I can't access episodes easily right now. In addition, I've learned more about proper formatting since I left this story off, so I'm considering just starting over with it. This one's on my back burner.

Kingdumb Hearts II - Finished. Enjoy.

Bowser Party 1 - Just as I got back into this story, I lost internet at home for 6 months. Back in February I got it back, but then I needed time to recuperate and adjust to my brand new computer. But I've been thinking of this story more as time goes on, so I'm gonna see about getting this one back on its feet.

Possible Future Stories:

(Oneshot/Short stories) - I'd like to try a few of these, so that I can get out my creative energy without turning it into an obligation. I rarely ever do oneshots, but I can't just do nothing but multi-chapter sagas.

(Older stories) - I'm thinking of uploading some of my older works from other sites onto this account and refining them. But all of that once I have less on my plate. I started out on Lemmy's Land and did stuff on DeviantART. I'd change a few things, including changing them from script format to the accepted way. These shouldn't be too hard to edit for the site.

Bowser Party 2 - After the current one, I'd wait until after I finish a story or two, and then see about maybe doing this. There'd be different challenges, some different players, some returning players. Not certain if I'll write this. I'm wanting the Millennium Star to host, or at least be a central figure.

(More Kingdumb Hearts) - I wouldn't mind doing a parody of 358 Days Over 2, Birth By Sleep, or possibly even Dream Drop Distance much like the current story, though I'd like to at least finish Bowser Party 1 first, though.

(Persona 4: Golden story) - I'm considering a story based off of the day-to-day life of Yu Narukami during Persona 4: Golden, with some plot moments thrown in. It'd be a multi-chapter story, but the dungeon crawling and boss fights wouldn't be narrated.

(Death Note parody) - I've been a fan of Death Note for a while and the idea of doing a parody recently came across my mind. I'll see how I feel later on though, this could just be fan adrenaline. You know, getting excited about a project and then losing interest in the source material, thus abandoning the fic.

(Something Metal Gear related)

(A Mario/No More Heroes parody) - Again, not sure if I want to do this or not.

Myself, personally: Fun facts. Not important, but why not?

-I am one of the rare things on this site, a male author. Yep.

-I'm more of a dog person than a cat person.

-I like to think I'm accepting of all kinds of people. No one's called me out for it yet so it seems to be true.

-I might say strange things, but I think when it comes down to it, I'm pretty realistic.

-I'm lazy. I used to be a complainer, but I think I've gotten past it. At least, somewhat. I like to think I'm not as bad as I was.

-If I don't care, I may not pay attention and lose interest. Which goes a long way toward explaining why I don't like reading books very much. But if I do care enough, I may become an encyclopedia on it.

-I'm sort of an introvert. But I do like having other people around, though I may not speak to them.

-Due to my introverted nature, I'm not one for social extroverts. "Hey we're renting a DVD, you don't gotta tell your life story."

-I don't like people who insist on being known as "the weird one", and take pride in it. No. You're more normal than you think you are. Being "the weird one" isn't something you strive for, it just happens.

-I don't make jokes about easy targets like Justin Beiber, etc. It's a cheap shot, I can be funny without resorting to that.

-I'm "that guy" when it comes to wording. If people throw out the worst insult and lazily slap "no offense" on the end, I'm gonna call them out for it, because that's not how "no offense" works, for example.

Things I Like:

Hobbies: Video Games, Drawing, Writing, watching things on Youtube, joking with my friends, reading (good) fan fiction, sometimes a nice walk, a little bit of Theatre.

Favorite Genre of Fic: I appreciate all ends of the spectrum once in a while, but I myself prefer to write humorous stories. If you're sad and you can laugh, you're happy for at least a few seconds. Laughing usually means you're happy, and I like to make people laugh so they can feel happy.

Favorite Genre of Music: Good music. If I like it, I like it. It's usually from a video game though.

Favorite Game Series: Super Mario Bros. - Always

Other Favorite Games/Game Franchises: Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Bros., Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby, Drawn to Life, The World Ends With You, Lufia, Chrono Trigger/Cross, Pikmin, No More Heroes, MadWorld, Metal Gear

Favorite Video Game of All: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Favorite Book: I don't like reading books, but if I get into a book I won't want to put it down. But I don't read regular books enough to have a favorite. I have read some books I've enjoyed, though.

Favorite Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo, Death Note, Whose Line Is It Anyway (US), Family Matters, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, George Lopez, King of the Hill, Legend of Korra, Malcolm in the Middle, Psych, Regular Show, Scrubs, Soul Eater, That 70's Show

Favorite Movies: Hot Rod, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, and Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Things I can't stand: (I don't really put effort into hating things and meaning it, but I do get annoyed.)

My Little Pony - Good grief, guys. The internet has spread it around like a contagious disease! Goodness me, can I go anywhere without running into stupid horses anymore? I don't hate the show, just its omnipresence. I feel like I'm the last male on the internet who doesn't like it.

Over-exaggerated hatred/love - If you get that mad over something on the internet, you might want to remove some stress from your life. And if you go too far with liking something, I'd have to wonder if there are any aspects of your life that don't involve it.

Overdone Memes/Jokes - I like memes too, but there is a time to let go. "The Cake is a Lie" is not funny anymore. "This is Sparta" is not funny anymore. "Over 9000" is not funny anymore. I understand if you didn't know it was an old joke though, as it's happened to me a lot. But a joke just has to die after a while. This can also work in another direction. I thought Twilight was a bad idea, but I don't want to keep making fun of it either.

Pewdiepie - That man uses just about everything I hate in Let's Play. And yet he's immensely popular. It's like he was sent from the future to destroy me. I take Let's Plays kind of seriously, just like I take fan fiction seriously. If you're putting out a work, at least make it good.

Personal Dos and Don'ts for writing fan fiction:

What I like, don't like, what I think one should do, what I think one should avoid, etc when writing. I hold no authority whatsoever in the world of writing, but I feel like sharing my perspective.

Rule 1: Canon - The Golden Rule. If someone or something is wildly out of place and not done correctly, it's non-canon and, at worst, a fan fiction of a certain series in name only. If it's a humor fic or something like that where it's not to be taken seriously, then I can let it slide. This goes a long way toward explaining my feelings on yaoi and yuri. Alternate universes are all right, just don't go crazy with it, you know?

Rule 2: Yaoi/Yuri - I don't like it, but I support gay rights. My beef with yaoi/yuri is that it's usually not canon to the characters. I'm just saying, if I were a creator, I wouldn't appreciate my two unambiguously straight characters suddenly becoming schoolboy lovers. You can be best friends without being in love. It's the canon that matters. I mean if they were gay, lesbian, bi, or whatever in the actual work then fics that portray them as such are fine by me. It's the canon of the matter. There needs to be supporting evidence. Good evidence.

Rule 3: Summary Suckage - I don't ask for a lot in summaries, only a little bit. But never ever say "I suck at summaries". You might as well be hanging a neon sign that says "THIS FIC SUCKS" or something like that. Why should I like your story if you don't even have confidence in your own summary? It's not that hard if you just try. Also, spelling.

Rule 3 Addendum - SUMMARIZE YOUR DANG STORY! Don't use up summary space to tell me not to flame, or how it's your first story, or why you're even writing it! Just tell me what happens!

Rule 4: Spelling and Grammar - If English isn't your first language then I can forgive this, but otherwise it's not hard to look things up real quick. I can forgive genuine accidents, I mean we're all human. But if you're consistently confusing "bye", "buy", and "by" then there's a problem. Look:

Bye - "Bye, see you when you return."

Buy - "I would like to buy a Shamwow."

By - "He stood by the river."

There - "There are no dragons in here."

They're - "They're about to start the movie."

Their - "I like their house."

Where - "Where is my cake?"

Wear - "I wear pants."

It's - "It's too late for breakfast."

Its - "The dog ate its dinner."

To - "I am going to start a fire."

Two - "There are two puppies."

Too - "This porridge is too hot."

Then - "I will eat, then I will brush my teeth."

Than - "He would rather play than get back to work."

Your - "This is your book."

You're - "You're about to go on a road trip."

Less/Fewer - "There are fewer bananas." - "There is less room for bananas." (See how it works with placement of plurals and is/are?)

Rule 5: Criticism - No, flaming someone for their story is never a good idea. If it's just that bad, you don't have to be terribly rude. But that's not my problem. The problem is a lack of criticism. If there is a problem in an otherwise good story, say so in a review. I for one like to know my flaws so that I may work to improve them. If a writer can't take a piece of genuine constructive criticism and insist on only flowery comments that sing their praises, then they are being an immature diva who needs to grow up. Criticism is positive AND negative.

Rule 6: Shipping - Good night, what is wrong with people? They're fictional characters. You think if you pair someone up romantically and hate on another character in your story, that will convince the creators of the real work to conform to your romance? What? All of you, chill.

Rule 7: Don't Like, Don't Read - Bull. This is a telltale sign of those immature divas from Rule 5. If you put this before the criticized material, I can't say too much against it. But if you say so after someone says "this sucks", how on earth do you think that's a good retort? "Oh I'm sorry, let me just go back in time and not read it!" And besides, if you really hate getting criticized, take your own advice and don't read the reviews that you don't like.

Rule 7 Amendment - If you say "don't like, don't read" as a warning ahead of time, then by all means say it. You are using it correctly as a warning, rather than a response to a review.

Rule 8: Song Fics - No originality, you're just posting the lyrics and sprinkling a few bits of your own stuff in. If you remove the lyrics, the author has hardly done anything. If I want lyrics, I'll hunt them down. Or just listen to the song on another tab while reading. I have been a bit guilty of this on one occasion though, but now I realize I could've handled the story differently.

Rule 9: Probable Cursing - If you must, I won't stop you. I myself don't do it without censoring (personal reasons, I've never believed in cursing). But just remember that dropping the more colorful four-letter words gratuitously will not work. Especially if it's out of character (which goes back to canon). Unless it's played for laughs or explained in-story, I cannot imagine a fic where Alphonse Elric starts dropping the F bomb whenever something goes wrong.

Rule 10: A Girl is Sucked Into... - NO, NO, NO, A THOUSAND TIMES NO. I don't care how well you self-parody or subvert the norms, I will never read the stories where a girl finds herself in the universe of a work. It's thinly disguised self-insertion and is a stone's throw from Mary Sue. The same goes for fics where a character suddenly has an unexplained sister or other female relative show up. No. You can try to make this work, but it's an uphill battle and I wouldn't recommend it.

Rule 11: Mary Sues - I think we all know this one, I shouldn't explain.

Rule 12: The Under-Appreciated - There are a million fics about Character X, but hardly any that are about minor recurring character, Character Y. Before you write about Character X, think about Character Y. This stems from my appreciation for the characters who tend to keep popping up but never get much spotlight.

Rule 13: OCs are OK - They're not automatically Mary Sues, they just have the most potential to be one. It's a tricky subject.

Rule 14: Idea and Execution - It's my belief that any idea for a story can work and be done well. The thing is just that some are much harder to pull off and shouldn't be attempted by everyone. I mean, execution is really all that matters. Two stories can have the same plot and characters, but the execution will decide which one I'd like better.

Rule 15: False Modesty - Don't go around saying "this sucks, don't read it" in your own work about 15 times or so. If you really don't want people to read it, then you would have never posted it in the first place. Self deprecation isn't wrong, but it gets to a point where it seems like false modesty just so people will shower you with compliments and assurances that it's a good story when you already knew that. And if you're genuine in your heaping amounts of self criticism, then... dang. You need self esteem class or something. Long story short - If you really, really loathe your work, don't post it and tell people not to read it. It's up for a reason.

Rule 16: The Mike Weiss Contradiction - "It's better to have an ok project done than an amazing project never finished." NO. It is not and it will never be okay. I mean, if you're really tired of working on something and it's really just minor, then sure you can kind of slack, it's only fair. But still, you should always strive to give your best work. Your name is associated with this, and what good is it to get something quickly if it sucks? To do this, it deprives the audience of quality work and makes it look like you assume they're dumb enough to sit through anything. An audience can only take so much. On top of that, it deprives you of a work you can be prou,d of as well as a challenging experience.

Rule 17: No Masters - If you think you're great and don't need to improve, then you're doing it wrong. Writers can always improve. Take on new challenges and diversify your experience. Get out of your comfort zone. There's really no risk. If it works- it works. If it fails- at least you tried, and now you have a better grasp of your limits.

Rule 18: Rereading - After writing a story/chapter/whatever, it's best to read it real quick. You can catch errors and re-evaluate whether or not you're completely happy with it. If you can have someone else read it for you in addition, so much the better. But if not, just do it yourself real quick. Also, after rereading, try reading the final sentence, then the one before it, and so on until you get to the first. It's easier to catch mistakes that way. Someone told me that, and it really is a logical concept.

Rule 19: Genre Probability - Let's talk about Invader Zim. The universe of that show is very bleak and cynical. Almost everyone is an idiot, a jerk, or both. And you can count on most of those people to have terrible hygiene. Everyone more or less hates each other, and if anyone died, no one would be missed. Despite all that, it's still played for laughs and is a dark comedy. That's how Invader Zim rolls. With all that in mind, writing a heartwarming fic depicting the IZ universe as anything less than a hateful rat den comes off as kind of out of character for anyone involved in the story. What I'm saying is that you should keep the genre of the original work in mind whenever you feel like writing. It's not impossible to pull off a fan fiction of wildly different genre, but there's a gamble on how credible it will seem.

Rule 20: Editing Before Editing - Someone told me this, and really it makes perfect sense. But I am putting it in my own words.

Having a beta reader or an editor doesn't mean you can give half effort and expect them to clean up after you. They have other things to do, so they can only give so much focus to your story. So make their time worthwhile by fixing your grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors before sending it off. That leaves them with only the more internal problems, like plot direction or characterization. The 'smart' mistakes. Eliminate the 'stupid' mistakes on your own, so that your editor can have more time invested in helping you fix the 'smart' mistakes.

But even if they don't have other things going on, fix your 'stupid' mistakes anyway. Let's say you're a beta reader with nothing else going on in your life at the time. Would you like to trudge through a story with poor grammar that you're expected to point out, and hopefully remember to notice deeper problems? Or would you rather read a story with wonderful spelling and grammar, leaving you free to discuss important problems?

Rule 21: Know the Fandom - I didn't really cover it, because I thought it went without saying. But here it is, just in case.

Rule 22: Holding Your Own Story Hostage - If you say "I won't post again until I get reviews" then you don't have the writing spirit. You're not supposed to do it for the reviews, you do it because you enjoy writing! You're not writing fan fics for a living, who even could do that? It's supposed to be for fun.

Rule 22 Amendment - Sometimes this has a practical purpose. A review is confirmation that the site didn't glitch and your story is online. A review can also let you know what you can quickly improve on or fix before your next update. So waiting for reviews can be practical, but most people just do it because they want the attention.

Rule 23: Write What You Want to See - If you want to see a certain type of story, but it doesn't exist, then step up and write it yourself. You have the power. Keep in mind, that there is sometimes a good reason a story does not exist, but most of the time it means you get to be a pioneer.

Rule 24: Not a Fashion Show - It's understandable that you want the reader to envision your characters. But in fan fiction, most characters are already pre-existing. We're probably going to imagine them as they appear on the show, in the book, in the movie, etc. Unless it's significant, I wouldn't worry too much about trying to describe their appearance.

Rule 25: Nobody Cares About You - Not to sound rude, but nobody cares about you. We come to this site to read stories. I read a story where at the start, the authoress spent a paragraph or two describing herself to us, interests, favorite foods, etc. Holy crap, why do I care about this? It's not even an OC submission or insert story, she just felt like sharing this pointless information. Author notes are acceptable, but don't give us your life stories. More than likely, we'll probably skip it. Or savvier readers will recognize that if the author has the poor judgment to give us this information, they probably don't know how to write a story too well. In short, author notes to a minimum, we just want to read your story.

(More rules to come if I think of any.)

Characters: I only read fan fiction about games, anime, and cartoons, so I'll discuss who my favorite characters are in the series I go to. Not who I'll read about, just who I like the most and in no particular order:

Favorite Mario Characters (not counting generic minions): Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Diddy Kong, Petey Piranha, King Boo, Dry Bowser, Dry Bones, Koops, the little Yoshi, Vivian, Admiral Bobbery, Kamek, Private Goomp, Sergeant Guy, Corporal Paraplonk

Favorite Zelda Characters: Link (especially WW and SS), Zelda (ST and SS), Ganondorf, Groose, Ghirahim, Error, Linebeck, Byrne, Strich, Tetra

Favorite Kingdom Hearts Characters (Original/Main Disney): Sora, Donald, Goofy, Riku, Mickey, Roxas, Axel/Lea, Xion, Xigbar/Braig, Saix/Isa (Kirk Thornton hasn't disappointed me yet), Xehanort (any)

Favorite TWEWY Characters: Beat, Rhyme, Minamimoto, Neku, Joshua, Mr. H.

Favorite Final Fantasy Characters: (Entire FFVI party), Cloud, Yuffie, Cait Sith, Cid Highwind, Snow, Sazh, Golbez, Gilgamesh, Kefka

Favorite Persona 3/4 Characters: MC (both games), Junpei, Akihiko, Shinjiro, Aigis, Yosuke, Yukiko, Kanji, Naoto, Adachi, Morooka, Elizabeth

Favorite FMA Characters: Ed, Al, Mustang, King Bradley, Hughes, Major Armstrong, General Armstrong, Falman, Ling, Lan Fan, Fu, Kimblee, the doctor with a gold tooth, Sloth, Greed

Favorite Soul Eater Characters: Excalibur, Kid, Stein, Medusa, Crona, Ragnarok, Giriko, the little demon in Soul's head, Lord Death, Justin (anime version)

Favorite Death Note Characters: Light, Near, the Task Force, Ryuk, Sidoh, L

Final Notes:

I do not enjoy stopping a fan fiction and leaving it dead. However, all of my pre-2011 works will stay as they are. But for current and future stories, I want to try to finish them if at all possible. But understand, real life gets in the way. College isn't easy, and other parts of the internet can be distracting.

That's all for now.

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And One More by The Erudite reviews
The Plegian campaign is ended, and at Chrom's wedding, Robin finds himself afflicted with an illness he cannot place. Maybe a trip with Anna the Merchant will help him find what he's looking for... RobinxAnna, sort of fluff, rating subject to change.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,540 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Anna - Complete
Better than Caffeine by BlackRoseDragonCK reviews
Oneshot. It was a dark, stormy night in the Castle. All Axel wanted to do was go to bed. Then, Xion appeared, looking scared. "Axel, there's a weird noise coming from the hall outside my room. "It's probably just Xaldin. He may have a silver tongue when he's awake but he sounds like gravel in a blender when he sleeps." "It's not snoring...it's scary." Humor/akushi friendship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Axel, Xion - Complete
The Amazing Elric Brother Telepathy by Ranting and Raving reviews
The new emperor of Xing tells Alphonse about a very strange scene that occurred inside Gluttony's belly. The explanation behind Edward's biggest Epic Fail in FMAB. Slight Almei and Lingfan. Rated T because of blood and violence is briefly mentioned.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ling Y., Alphonse E. - Complete
What Goes On by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
Chapter 25 is up! The clones get loose and run amok in the house! ...Well, not really, but they DO run into our pals. The Claus clone is there, too, but he's a good guy! WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,101 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 3/14/2008
Saturday Sewing Sessions by Shinra-ex-SOLDIER reviews
Usually, it was just the two of them but lately it was more packed. How Shiki unexpectedly introduced Neku, Beat, Rhyme, and possibly Joshua to Eri. Post-game. Spoilers, kinda. "Eri meet Neku. Neku-" "I already know her." He did? But how? "Yo, Shiki! Got any curry?"
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Eri, Shiki M. - Complete
Ace Defectives by ExtraSaber reviews
Someone has stolen Yukari's expensive pudding, a crime she takes very personally. With her wannabe detective buddy Junpei at her side, the Ace Defectives are on the case, and every single member of SEES is a suspect. Who is the real culprit? -Completed-
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Yukari T., Junpei I. - Complete
Tying Loose Ends by kumasaurus reviews
Aware of the obvious bitterness Cawlin has towards her and Pipit, Karane feels like it's necessary to have a little talk with the heartbroken romantic. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Karane, Cawlin - Complete
A Woman's Work by dezolis13 reviews
What if Rose really was the evil witch everyone thinks her to be?
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Rosemary, Raiden - Complete
Down the Sewer Hole by Gunpowder and Tea reviews
One uneventful day, Rhyme's beloved bell pendant takes a tumble down the local sewage system. Worried brothers, bad coffee, math frauds, and tale-telling shoes aside, she wants it back. Rhyme-centric.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Rhyme B. - Complete
Christmas at the Castle by Raberba girl reviews
After Demyx manages to pull off a majority vote for a Christmas party, Axel's left to explain the concept to the kids. Now Roxas and Xion are faced with Christmas shopping for eleven jerks. No pairings...mostly.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Roxas, Axel, Xion - Complete
As Time Diverges: The Mitakihara Case by NaXyld reviews
Spoilers for both series. When time loops change small details, the key to truth is found. In a world with no Kira, L, taking what he thought was simply a string of disappearance cases, unknowingly dives into the world of Puella Magi. Character deaths.
Crossover - Death Note & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,573 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - L - Complete
Bein' Friends by Charlett reviews
-MOTHER3- Lucas and his friends have finished their adventures. They've defeated the enemy and saved the world. Afterwards, however, Lucas disappears. His friends are determined to find him again, but what if he doesn't want to be found?
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Duster, Kumatora
Twilight Town High, Home of the People Snatchers by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Parody of high school AU. Sora and co. are starting out a new year! Now if only the cross dressers, dudes with dreads, guys with protruding belly buttons, fan girls, and pop culture references would cease so this TV sitcom could proceed normally...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sora, Roxas
Shadow and Omega: Take A Road Trip by AGodofIrony reviews
The sequel to 'Shadow and Omega: Quest For A House,' Shadow and Omega are going on a road trip in their purple RV, along with a few friends. With Eggman angry at them for not being invited to their party, the two comrades will be in for a crazy ride...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - E-123 Omega, Shadow
the heart also grows, like everything else by Zauberer S reviews
On his way to Xing, Alphonse drops by to see his teacher. Post- manga. Alphonse-centric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Alphonse E., Izumi C. - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Persona 3: A Fool Named Fortune by MagnusRagnar reviews
Same old Persona 3 with a Lusnati Style-inspired twist. Find out what happens when Roy Fortune ends up with the Wild Card and fights his way through Tartarus.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 367,179 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Protagonist - Complete
Concessions of an Intelligent Young Male by ibuberu reviews
The many trials of having two unpredictable girls as best friends and rivals. — CherenBianca, White.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Cheren, Bianca/Bel - Complete
Claire by Mrfipp reviews
There were times that Lightning hated the people was traveled with. This time in particular, she really hated Fang.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Lightning, Fang - Complete
Pi Face's Zetta Wonderful Maths Class by Frog-kun reviews
Minamimoto quits his steady job as a Reaper in order to become a maths teacher.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sho M. - Complete
Subspace Emissary: The Lost Cutscenes by HomestarOtaku reviews
Ever wondered what the Subspace Emissary would be like if it had dialogue? Here's one possibility.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Life Aboard the Halberd by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
So what happened to everybody after the credits rolled? Tabuu's dead, and now everybody's best friends and they don't won't to be separated. Where are they all going to stay? Why, on Meta Knight's ship, of course! Full description inside. CRACK.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008
Around the World in 100 Days by Triforcemaster3 reviews
In the age of exploration, a young man named Will finds himself brainwashed and carrying strange psychic powers following a lost expedition to the Tower of Babel. Now he is on a new quest that will ultimately determine the survival of humanity itself.
Soul Blazer Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011
Stein's Valentine by JULACHAN reviews
Little Stein celebrates Valentine's day in his kindergarten classroom. This can only end in disaster. Read and Review please!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Franken Stein - Complete
Hawaiian Counter Punch by Asher Tye reviews
Just a little something I wrote in response to the end of World Tour.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,201 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Cody - Complete
Off The Air by Do Wop reviews
Mrs. Bradley takes to the airwaves of Radio Central to discuss her life, her work, and her marriage to a King. Since Mrs. Bradley has no canonical first name, I consulted a list of German queens and arbitrarily decided on Emma for her.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Führer Bradley - Complete
Pieces by strayphoenix reviews
"Is there anything you want?" Cody asked again. Courtney's eyes seemed to solidify then, something feral, volatile, gleaming to life behind them. "I want him to hurt like this," she whispered, voice just as hard. "I want EVERYONE to hurt like this."
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,834 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Cody, Courtney - Complete
Total Drama Fortress by PPP SSC reviews
Twenty contestants return for the chance to win a million dollars that is held at the center of the fortress. All eliminations, episode outcomes, and contestants decided. Possibly retconning TDWT's finale, but not the season as a whole.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,352 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Chris M. - Complete
Fifteen Years by Younger Wonder reviews
Total Drama World Tour ended fifteen years ago. And in those fifteen years, everything changed. A melancholy trip down Memory Lane.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Organization Sue by Fruity-Fruit-Cups reviews
Xion thought that something was off with her friends. Turns out, it was true for the entire Organization.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,471 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Xion - Complete
An Artist's Sorrow by WarriorsFreak reviews
One-shot. Everyone knows the story of the hero, the creator, and the lives they all touched. But who was the creator? Was it just an omniscient being, the dream of a young boy calling him home, or perhaps something - or someone - else? Rated T for safety. Character death.
Drawn to Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Spring Cleaning by GinkoMushiMaster reviews
Kid is cleaning out the basement at Gallows Manner and finds an intriguing album at the bottom of a cluttered box.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Expecting the Unexpected by snarechan reviews
Life has mellowed out for Zidane and friends, which means he's due for a big surprise.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete
Yellow Feathered Birds by twintailed reviews
Sazh and Dajh talk about chocobos. No spoilers, pre-game, pre-Euride Gorge.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sazh, Dajh K. - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
Ready, Aim, SPOON! by mythweaver1 reviews
FFIV Rydia works for the fun of the experience. Edge works to be closer to Rydia. In the end, however, perhaps he was never cut out to be a barista...
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edge, Rydia
And In The End by HeyItsMJ reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words. Thirteen moments on film. ***SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 108***
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
The Game by DarkAlliGator reviews
"It's all over. You lost the game." The "famous" quote from the anime, and what SHOULD have happened next. All about the Game. Yes, THAT game! You know the one I'm talking about. Spoilers for the last episode/book.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
An Argument and a Confession by xSakuraRosesx reviews
/Illusion of Gaia/ Kara tried to find a comfortable position to lay down in, but couldn't. She mentally cursed herself for choosing to go camping instead of staying at the house in Itory Village. /KaraWill/
Soul Blazer Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
Antiquities by Seldavia reviews
Spirit Tracks oneshot. Being an antiquities trader requires an extensive knowledge of the value of old things, and Linebeck the Third has more about the old world than anyone he knows. But that kid asks the darnedest things...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Linebeck III, Link - Complete
Adamwestslapdog's Legend of Zelda Abridged Series by Principessa Dell'Opera reviews
If Nintendo had been on hard drugs at the time, the finished game would probably have ended up like this. A novelization of Adamwestslapdog's Abridged Series. All credit goes to him. I just wrote it down and posted it here.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Link, Navi
A Collection of Strays by aphelion-orion reviews
Souji cooks, Dojima eats, and in between tofu croquettes and lasagne al forno, a new kind of life begins to emerge. -Persona 4, Dojima & family-
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2010 - R. Dojima, Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Car Ride with the Homunculi by Black and White Wolf reviews
What happens when Father, Pride, Greed, Gluttony and Envy are stuck in traffic? CHAOS! Rated T for language. I don't own anything, Hiromu Arakawa owns all the characters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Father - Complete
Pizza Delivery by Sakabatou77 reviews
Death the Kid orders a pizza for delivery.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Death The Kid - Complete
Drawn to Life 2: The Epilogue by Pokepal Karai Natsume reviews
An epilogue to Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter. Some said there should have been more. And there was...
Drawn to Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Mari, Jowee - Complete
My Summer Vacation by Hedgi reviews
Kari's ' what i did over my summer vacation' essay.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Hikari Y./Kari K.
The Perfect Drink by Chihuahua Bat reviews
Another Spinda Cafe Oneshot from PMD Explorers of Sky. When Wigglytuff discovers there is a new cafe, he decides to try using Perfect Apples for juice.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Wigglytuff/Pukurin, Chatot/Perap - Complete
Wandering Lost by The Genius Mage reviews
In a void of shadows and light that arranges itself into colorful pictures, Xion wanders the darkness alone.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Xion, Sora - Complete
Ever Onwards by In The Beginning reviews
Spirit Tracks Duty calls Link and Zelda, even in the most trying of circumstances. Even so, on they march, fulfilling their sacred duty. Not entirely what you would expect. Please read.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Link, Zelda
Drawn To Life The End Cinematic Rewrite by Pirka reviews
*MAJOR SPOILER WARNING.* The ending of 'Drawn To Life: The Next Chapter' with added dialogue; I imagined it as the finale to an animated series based on the games, if such a thing existed and it should .
Drawn to Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Broken Toy Soldier by Andi Mack reviews
Sunny has her first Christmas with Otacon and Snake. Holiday one-shot!
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sunny E., S. Snake - Complete
The Misfit Motorcycle Club: Speed Demon Edition by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Post-game, Yosuke finds a motorcycle - and learns why you should never ride pillion with Naoto. Non-pairing.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Yosuke H., Naoto S. - Complete
Historic Moment by Princess Coeurl reviews
FFIV. Porom knows this is a serious event, but Palom doesn't see what all the fuss is about. Drabbly one-shot.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Palom, Porom - Complete
Pumpkin by monkeybait reviews
Joshua calls Neku by his pet name too many times.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Blind as a Bat by BenignUser reviews
Pico Devimon has at last found the Eighth Child. Will Vamdemon be pleased?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Vamdemon/Myotismon, PicoDevimon/DemiDevimon - Complete
Phantom by Scrawlers reviews
Drabble set experimenting with interaction between Joshua and Rhyme, through methods as unconventional as they are.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Rhyme B., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
What They Didn't Show Us by StarcatcherAD reviews
What really happened while the others were in MaloMyotismon’s illusion world? The truth is stranger—and funnier—than initially believed. Because annoying the bad guy is in the hero's job description. Contains dialogue, random humor, and general silliness.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Daisuke M./Davis - Complete
The Inventor's Son by Supreme.Empress.DragonGirl reviews
The inventor's son was a quiet, curious boy...a sliver of the story that came before the events in Drawn to Life.
Drawn to Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Jowee, Mari - Complete
Getting to Know You by Aerika S reviews
Cid’s a little late to the party but that’s all right. Because there’s no greater bonding experience than being stranded in the middle of the ocean with six other people, a giant talking cat and whatever the hell that Cait Sith thing is anyway.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Cid H. - Complete
The Count's World: Weapons and Redemption by The Great Allie reviews
After taking a guest into his castle, Count Bleck must fight a scheme to bring Smithy's dream of filling the world with weapons to life. While trying to find hope for his wife and his future, the castle spirals deeper into despair. Hilarity also happens
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Enemies - Complete
Delivering The Goods by Pyrasaur reviews
Little Kumatora needs to know the facts of life. Unfortunately, the Magypsies aren't the best ones to teach her.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kumatora, Ionia - Complete
Clandestine Valentine by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Yukiko is almost ready to take her relationship public...but thanks to Chie, Rise, and an ill-timed detention, sooner comes faster than later. MC x Yukiko, some hinted Yosuke x Chie, and overall silliness. Persona 4 oneshot.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Yukiko A., Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Shinra Inc and Security by Jason Tandro reviews
After an attempt on President Shinra's life, Rufus calls a meeting about security. Too bad the other members of Shinra Inc. barely care.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Rufus, Prof. Hojo - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants are back on Wawanakwa for another season. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ezekiel, Izzy - Complete
Super Smash Exam by Nintendogeek01 reviews
The Smashers must now take rigorous trials that will test their skills, and push them to the limit. And they won't be the only ones. Who will pass? And who will fail? Rated T, Multicrossover, OC's included. At long bloody last... FINISHED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 125,698 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Shadow and Omega: Quest For A House by AGodofIrony reviews
After Sonic claims to be better at having fun then Shadow, Shadow takes it as a challenge, and with Omega, plans to throw a party. Unfortunately they have no house and now, they're trying to get enough money for one. Will they be able to do so? Let's see.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,229 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Shadow, E-123 Omega - Complete
Angela's Secret by I-Eat-My-Vegetables reviews
When Mifune wakes up and finds Angela missing he goes out to search for her only to be attacked once he finds her. Angela refuses to tell him why the men were after her until that evening when she shows him the surprise that she got for him that morning.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Mifune, Angela L. - Complete
An Act of Kindness by JC 619 reviews
We see many things happen like Betrayls, Backstabbing, and alot of Underhanded Tricks on TDI, But rarely the Cameras pick up some moments of kindness... Staring Bridgette, and Owen.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bridgette, Owen - Complete
The Yaoi Problem by Ultiman92 reviews
Yaoi. It has the pontential for good stories, but degenerates into empty cliches and meaningless porn far too often. A clear-minded author with a sense of humor teams up with the world's worst KH yaoi writer to unearth bad trends and habits in the genre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Harold slight redemption by Warlord-Xana reviews
Harold has gone to Duncan house to do something that may kill him. Thats right, beg forgiveness for switching the votes that got Courtney off the island.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Harold - Complete
Mother 4 by Kid Anime reviews
A new chapter in the Mother Saga has been written. Lucas and his friends must stop the new threat that appears before them. Along the way, they run into characters both new and old but will it be enough to stop this new enemy?
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
The Count's World, Episode 8 The Missing Count by The Great Allie reviews
One morning the castle realized that Count Bleck has gone missing. They'll do anything to find him, even if it means getting sucked into a bizarre mystery.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,750 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Enemies - Complete
Therapy by Brother Star reviews
Rude pays a visit to a psychiatrist
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Aerith G., Rude - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 7 Twilight Trouble by The Great Allie reviews
The Count's next mission is at Creepy Steeple, where a monster, probably Doopliss, is stopping the refurbishment of Creepy Steeple. And, man, what is that smell?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Enemies - Complete
Kirby's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! by that one little guy reviews
A parody of the already-parody song, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, starring the Kirby cast!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Nobodies Perfect by Hammer of god reviews
Young Link and Toon Link are room mates, but latley Toon Link has been having some nightime "Accidents" Will he be able to keep it all a secret?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
The Hummingbird by avroillusion reviews
Claus thought catching Lucas a new pet would cheer him up, but it causes more trouble than it's worth when it gets loose in the house. No spoilers.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 3 by The Great Allie reviews
When a chain chomp follows Mimi home, she decides to keep it at a pet. Hijinks ensue. Meanwhile, Count Bleck is looking for answers to his questions about the Pure Hearts.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Enemies - Complete
Alternate Ending: Falco PAWNSH! by Charlett reviews
Who knew Alternate Endings could be so Pawn-some? Lame jokes aside, come look lightly into the life of young Lucas, as well as take a peek into his fantasies. Beware, OOC moments and whacked out ending that can only be associated with 'Mother'.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 2 by The Great Allie reviews
Count Bleck sends his minions to Rogueport on their first mission of peace. While he takes a sick day, the minions must stop the Robbos and Piantas from fighting.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Enemies - Complete
The Count's World, Episode 1 by The Great Allie reviews
While Count Bleck and Tippi are taking a couple's vacation, the minions decide to interfere with Nastasia's love life. PLEASE SEE MY PROFILE FOR AN EXPLANATION OF THE SERIES'S SETTING.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Enemies - Complete
Tribute To Cait Sith by t3h maniac reviews
A tribute to one of the least useful characters in the game. Now given his chance to shine. Rated for Cid's mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Cait S. - Complete
A Look Back by Blue J-Hawk reviews
There are only a few minutes left until the coveted third installment is out. As the long awaited moment appraoches, the original 8 Smashers reminisce. This is a sort of rememberance of the original Super Smash Bros. WARNING CHARACTER SPOILERS
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Her Eyes by air maiden reviews
A oneshot about the not shown scene between Toph and her parents, when Aang left the Bei Fong Estate. The Blind Bandit Episode. Something else influenced her to join the gang, but what? She would not stand her sight being stolen from her. Please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Toph - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass by Master Hand reviews
The ocean is a merciless thing. It will attempt to seize and drown you – not unlike the concept of life. Time will not stop to wait for you. That is why you must be ready. A Phantom Hourglass novelization.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Link, Tetra
Shrouded in Darkness by RoMaHazz reviews
Toph's life as a blind girl, beginning with her birth and ending with her joining the Avatar. FINISHED!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,607 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Toph - Complete
Avatar characters will never say these by showeringtiger7 reviews
Things you'll NEVER hear an avatar character say... 'nuff said!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006
Odium and Love by Lazlo Pizazzlo reviews
Shortly after Timpani and Blumiere's marriage, another holder of the Dark Prognosticus casts voids across every dimension and the four Heroes disappear. The couple decide the only way to save all worlds is to act themselves to restore peace, but how?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,770 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - [Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani] Dimentio - Complete
The Great Meat Search by Butterfree reviews
A one-shot about how we've always viewed Sokka: sarcastic, meatloving and boomerangcrazed. But he does also have a caring side too.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Madeup Chat between Link and Ciela by CoHeeD17 reviews
Some random chat my friend made up between Link, Ciela, Linebeck, and Jolene. It is really funny. It takes place after you save Tetra's statue from the Ghost Ship. Hooray, it's the first fanfiction I've posted and it's about Phantom Hourglass. Please R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Link - Complete
Piece of Heart by Vulpixi Misa reviews
..Phantom Hourglass.. ..Short Story.. How was Link always able to change ship parts so easily? I mean, it's not like it was his ship.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Link, Linebeck - Complete
Chrono Floss by Tehstrongsauce reviews
An untold accounting of Zoah's trip to the Termina WalMart for a package of Dental Floss. There, he must overcome all the trials one must face when trying to do some convenient, onestop shopping. Oneshot.
Chrono Cross - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Collection of Super Mario Stories by dorko4u reviews
Collection of different stories! The usual being one story per chapter. But will there be a saga? Who knows! Just enjoy! In Lemmy's Land's Humorous Style
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007
It Runs in the Family by Magic Kaito reviews
His skills of deduction were legendary. And not necessarily in the good way... An attempt at IC SokkaToph fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Mario & Luigi: The Trip Across Nintendo Land by The E-Man reviews
When Peach steps into another of Professor E. Gadd's inventions, she ends up lost somewhere in the Nintendo Universe. As seen on Lemmy's Land Note: This story is in script format.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Mario, Luigi
Dissonance by j-cag reviews
Oneshot. After years and years of innumerable sleepless nights, a distraught Luigi finally musters the courage to once again confront the one being that stops him from ever getting a much needed rest...his very own older brother, Mario.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
Super Mario RPG No Legend of the 7 Dumb Stars by Crazy Koopa reviews
A parody of the game Super Mario RPG: Legend of the 7 Stars, only with a stupid title... and possible other stupid things like that.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Mario's PDA by Walkazo reviews
Sequel to "Mario's Diary". Bowser and Kammy get more than they bargained for when they break into Mario's house with the intention of reading his calendar.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Bowser, Kammy Koopa - Complete
Odd Gets Served! by Tetsu Deinonychus reviews
Oneshot. Comedy. What happens when Odd watches one too many dance movies? And, what secrets does Jeremie hide? A touch of JxA, but it's mostly just Odd based silliness with a surprise for Jeremie fans.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Who Art Thou? by MsDevin92 reviews
Someone's in love with Nastasia! The problem is, she has no clue who...but she's gonna find out! A wager between the minions of Count Bleck that turns into a wild game only adds to the mounting insanity...Who could her secret admirer be? Nastasia x ...
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Mario's Diary by Walkazo reviews
After having his diary read so many times, Luigi decides to get some revenge on his brother.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Luigi, Mario - Complete
Disney On Ice by Metal Chocobo reviews
Disney Princesses On Ice, an exciting evening for any eight year old. Especially when she gets to go with her older brother and his best friend. It's a shame Link and Zelda don't feel quite the same way. ZeLink, oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Pickup Lines For Ninjas by rallamajoop reviews
The process of getting Yuffie on your party actually requires a couple more steps than your typical walkthrough would have you believe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Yuffie K., Cloud S. - Complete
Magus Falls by Stariceling reviews
Flea, Slash, and Ozzie. Three different views on the way the world has changed since Magus' Fall. Then, after a second encounter with his former generals, Magus doesn't seem to think their world has changed so much after all.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Walkazo reviews
"Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga" based. When Bowletta and Fawful go to take over Bowser's army, they are met with some resistance and confusion from the Koopalings.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Cackletta, Koopalings, Fawful - Complete
Come Home Safely by LinkSage reviews
In his quest to restore peace to Hyrule, and help those he loves, Link pushes himself too hard and pays the consequence. A sweet Link and Ilia oneshot. Contains potential Twilight Princess spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Mommy's Medicine by WitchyElphaba reviews
Getting sick isn't all that bad, especially when you're mom is always there for you.Some KHII spoilers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Sora - Complete
Fun at the Hotel Hedonist by that one little guy reviews
Ribbon is getting obsessed over finding Crystal Shards, so the gang gets her a stay at a resort hotel so she can relax, and it works. . . a little too well. COMPLETE!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
A Boring Day by dragondolphin1990 reviews
Final Fantasy 6, or FF3 in America. It was just another not so boring day on Setzer's airship.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Relm - Complete
Life after Exile by Final Authority reviews
When Marth is exiled from Altea he finds himself at the SSB Mansion and becomes a Smasher. All he wants to do is lay low and return to normal life, but with such eccentric people around just mantaining his sanity is a chore!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,881 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Marth
Scorching Summer at the Beach by Flowerstar reviews
Mario and friends were having fun at the beach. Join them in the summer fun!
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
The Idiots: Cait Sith: The Name's Sith, Cait Sith by Nush reviews
This story focuses on Cait Sith. Cloud and Yuffie witness a rather nasty accident that Cait Sith is involved in....
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2005
Final Fantasy Eds by RogueStar reviews
DONE My EEnE&FF7 crossover! Read and enjoy!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,095 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 12/13/2001 - Complete
See No Evil by tsukiryoushi reviews
Banjo's buddys convince him to try an online dating service & go on a blind date. But little does he know that Kazooie is using the same dating service! what will happen when they end up on a date? (COMPLETE)
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
One Last Time by Mizra reviews
Just before the moon falls into Termina, a couple has one last request...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Anju, Kafei - Complete
Starlight by girturtle reviews
A story when Glenn, Dario, Karsh, and Riddel were younger. Hopefully I'll get another chapter up this week.
Chrono Cross - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2004
Chrono Trigger: A family outing by Zeros reviews
What happens when Slash, Flea, and Ozzie, take little Janus out for lunch.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2002
Cait Sith in: "Walkin' the Mog" by Carbuncle reviews
Finally, a fic from me where Cait Sith is the star. This means that if you don't like the (probably) least popular FFVII character, then you're unlikely to think much of this fic. Anyway, Cait Sith is ordered to hand his most treasured possession (not his
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2001
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Bowser Party 1 reviews
Eighteen characters compete across past party boards in the first ever Bowser Party, hosted by Bowser and Toad. The prize: Freedom and a wish on the Celebration Star. The penalty: A return trip to the dungeon.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,692 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Bowser, Toad
Kingdumb Hearts II reviews
Join Sora, Donald, and Goofy with various friends and enemies as they go through Kingdom Hearts II, only funnier. Can they reunite with Riku and King Mickey while keeping the Heartless and Organization XIII from messing up the worlds?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,087 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood reviews
Ed, Al, and all the others were in an anime once. Now all over again in Brotherhood. How will this turn out for everyone in Amestris? Who can be the most annoying while inside Gluttony- Ed, Ling, or Envy?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,758 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Random Brawl Stories reviews
Uncreative title, I know. Your generic group of random tales, featuring all 35 characters and the two hands living together.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Mama Lucas reviews
...What have I done? All things belong to their respective owners, not me.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Motherless reviews
What happened with the boys after Hinawa died and before they were found? We'll see! My first serious story.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
A Day As Captain Falcon reviews
What does Captain Falcon normally do? We'll see. Rated T for the word "suck". Warning, I don't know that much about F-Zero.
F-Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Sonic Sez reviews
Sonic's giving advice like in the old days! But are the others willing to listen? T just to be safe. No swears.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008
Mario & Koops Visit Glitzville reviews
Paper Mario 2, Chapter 3. Can Mario, Koops, and the little yoshi Reese find the Gold Star in Glitzville? T for maybe one or two things, no language.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Mario
Centum, Random reviews
A basic Centum 100fic challenge where one writes 100 stories. Or at least tries. Only this is about no one in particular.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
The Eighth Pure Heart reviews
The Story of how Luvbi came back to life. According to me. It may have a cheap ending, but it's only one of my first, so go easy.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Dimwit Princess reviews
Twilight Princess... Only weirder. Rated T for violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Link - Complete