Kobukat
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Joined 07-03-07, id: 1316318
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Pen name: Kobukat

Real Name: I ain't tellin'...but I also go by Naleh

Gender: female (duh?)

Birthdate:02/23/1987

SSN:O.o0 no comment

Location: another no comment...just know I live somewhere in the North American continent (mwahahahahaha)

Blood type: I'm an A+ but appearently I don't act like one... O.o0

My Type: WTF? Are you hitting on me?

Favorite animal species: The Fearsome Feline! Rawr!

Hobbies: Reading Manga, Watching anime, Drawing, Reading Fictional stories like HP, playing video games, fantasizing about certain male anime characters, thinking up funny situations for characters, glomping smexy ninjas, writing, and did I mention the fantasizing?

Pirate or Ninja?: Do you have to ask? ...NINJAS! huggles one of her Naruto plushies

Can I contact you?: Uh I guess you can check out my DeviantArt profile and leave a comment->

Stories I have to take credit for:

Kisame can be random sometimes (one shot)

The Deidara Question (one shot)

Kanky's Internet experience (one shot and a nice break from Akatsuki stuff...)

Stories I'm working on:

Kisame's Fangirl Problem (this will be my first story with an OC and chapters... so I want it to be perfect...or as perfect as it can get! Whoo for randomness!) Update: The reason Chapter 5 is taking so long: And Just because I also now have a Pic of the Kisame Fangirl up:

Requests?

Sure, why not. If you have a request for me I'll write it... within reason of course... tramatic images O_o

As for request to you who are actually reading this? I dunno...I don't have an Ego...Okay well maybe I do, but I'm not going to act on it. _0

Anything else you like to add?: Let's see... I have a Tonberry plushie that I sic upon flamers, who hate for no reason...My favorite color is green...and I am sometimes random, especially when I get bored, like I'm typing this now...but it's taking all my will power not to say anything about Pie, Cheese, or Ninjas...aw crap I just did didn't I? ...Damn...

Fav. Naruto good guys/gals:(in no order, just as they come to mind...)

Kakashi! ( heh heh...) Naruto (of course), Shikamaru, CHOJI! Hinata, Kankurou, Rock Lee! Gai! Gaara, Obito (sniffle), Temari

Favorite Akatsuki:

Kisame! Deidara! TOBI! (I'll love him even if he is an Uchiha) Zetsu (heh heh) Pein (Leader-sama) Flower-chan! (only femme member, but name still unknown)

Favorite Characters that arn't in the Naruto-verse: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, All of the Weasleys (except Percy), Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Sirius Black, Lupin! Tonks! Cloud, Tifa, Vivi, Zidane, Barret, Sepheroth, Ichigo, Hat 'n Clogs, ...you know what, my list is long so I'll just go ect. and list manga I like that I didn't mention: Tsubasa, XXXHolic, Petshop of Horrors, and I'm bored again so I'm done...

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Ghosts of the past by Riley Killer reviews
Ari Usagi is your average 27 year old cartoonist, she has her head up in the clouds and lives a very simple life style, that was until her 28th birth day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,348 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Kisame H., Deidara
No one quite like you by Faithful Wheezy reviews
Neville and Luna meet at the Yule Ball, and they can't honestly say they've met anyone quite like each other. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Unspoken by AgaruTomo reviews
Tsume, a mute girl with a photographic memory, is taken in by Kisame and Itachi. She travels with them as they head for a mission in Mist, accompanied by Deidara and Tobi. But, Tsume is being watched by one who has a connection to her hazy past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,343 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Portrait by yumi-maki reviews
Gaara heard laughter coming from the living room, high pitched, melodious laughter, a girl's laugh. He frowned slightly, he hoped that Kankuro hadn't brought back one of his girlfriends. He poked his head into the living room and saw...What? Read to see!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,812 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7142 - Favs: 5,649 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Paper Heart by HalfMagyk reviews
Beautiful, deadly, and stoic: these words decribe Konan, Akatsuki's lone kunoichi and Pein's partner. She, like Pein, feels nothing...at least, that's what she tries to convince herself of. PeinxKonan oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Love's Thoughts by dwut reviews
A short little oneshot of Lei's thoughts when she kisses Varden for teh first time...YAY!
Inverloch - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Mind Set: Blessing or Curse? by Riley Killer reviews
Mind set, the ability a person has to tell you what, why, and how a crime happened and the dream the criminal had while doing it. A blessing for cops and a curse for criminals. Well now the criminal kidnapped the cop for that very reason. Kisame x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,756 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Wanglesgrout by Grim Noire reviews
[OneShot] [RETITLED] '...Naturally everyone has their mishmash days, but mine generally only happen when the wanglesgrout has lodged itself up my nose again.' Neville asks Luna how she is, and ends up going in over his head. [LunaNeville]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Blue & Nerdy by Natsudori reviews
Kisame's version of the song White & Nerdy
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Solid Sincerity by Grignard reviews
Completed. The mysterious Eastern Prince desires a wife, while Haru, determined in making the best out of current state of life, finds more than her heart’s desires. BaronHaru.
Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,730 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Gaara Discovers April Fools Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
In the newest 'Gaara Discovers', Gaara must run for his life as he April Fools Kankuro, incurring his wrath! Will he be safe with his friends, or will they cast him out to save themselves? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A Visit With the Mountain King by Mollyscribbles reviews
November and Perrault take a side trip. NovemberPerrault.
No Rest for the Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 416 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
House Call by Rhianwen reviews
In which Joker learns the hard way that no one pines forever. WendyOC.
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Nargle itus by Peppermintee reviews
Luna Lovegood was part of a dying breed of people who still used the astronomy tower for, well, astronomy. Of course, now she knew that when the entrance to the tower had been clumsily locked, its inhabitants usually weren’t terribly welcoming...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Decisions by Kesali Ruv reviews
I'm not too good at summaries. It's mainly about Haru not going through the exit to her world in time and stuff. BaronHaru
Cat Returns - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Life as a Cat by Coffee Lover reviews
[BaronxHaru] Mere hours after Haru's adventures have come to an end, she ponders what could have been and she comes to the conclusion that it wouldn't be so bad, being a cat. [One Shot]
Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Happy Birthday ItachiKun! by Demoneyes 14 reviews
[Winner of the AN fanfic contest]It’s the ninth of June… and Uchiha Itachi is turning eighteen. What horrors shall ensue when Deidara, Sasori and Kisame try to make this day special? Will this be Itachi’s best birthday ever or his last?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Serendipity by Jjah-Jjah reviews
A down and out Haru, once again, saves the life of a strange cat and is given her heart's desire in return... One Shot
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
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Kisame's Fangirl problem reviews
Kisame and Itachi attend a con in our world to fulfill their Otaku boss' crazed wishes. On the way back they pick up a fangirl with memory problems. Warning: OOC moments, strange dimenstional traveling Jutsu, a shy Kisame fangirl, and humor. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,361 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Kisame H.
Kanky's internet experience reviews
Temari finally convinces her younger brother to check out the internet for educational purposes... but Instead Kankurou check's out a site called Fanfiction...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
The Deidara Question reviews
Tobi and Deidara are off to capture the 3 tails, but along the way Tobi begins to be... well...Tobi. Sometimes it's good to think before one speaks. One shot, R&R please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Kisame can be random sometimes reviews
Kisame and Itachi have a chat about beauty and some things are said that lead to trouble. One shot Fic, and characters are OOC. First fan fiction ever, please R&R and please be a little gentle...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete