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Joined 07-03-07, id: 1316479, Profile Updated: 01-25-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Ahhh, fanfiction. What a fangirl can with a piece of paper and a pencil (or a laptop. yay! I finally got one :) will never cease to amaze me.

A little bit about me. And my literary addictions.

So, first I was in an entirely faithful, happy relationship with Harry Potter. I never cheated.Never even LOOKED at another book. Then, one day, my friend talked me into gazing at a clique book. And that was the first time I was unfaithful. And it inevitably snowballed from there. And I fell madly and unreasonable in love with all of the poppy books plus Private.

Emmett Cullen is my hubby.

JACOB BLACK is ma' boyfrannn.

J'adore Jamie Stryder with a passion.

And, yes. I like lemon. So write more of it. S'il vous plaît et merci.

Oh, and Stephenie Meyer is my Gawd!

Any inspiration? Message me.

tata for now.

~ash

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Rides the Beast by xMs. Black Eyelinerx reviews
Wanda and Ian embrace the final act of love that will bring them together--sex. The morning after, her many names make Ian and Mel laugh and Wanda blush when she learns what they're thinking. Oneshot Lemon WandaxIan
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Emmett's what? by sugarhigh123 reviews
Funny Oneshot. Emmett shows Edward and Jasper something big he's got. They are amazed. Better and funnier than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Rules for Emmett Cullen by Kelsey Goode reviews
Rules of things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Perspective by December'sRose reviews
Jamie knows. Jamie sees. The Host by Stephenie Meyer drabble Jamie POV
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
IMing madness by vampirechick123 reviews
take a look at our favorite characters life by oly what they say while IMing each other
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
How Long? by LovesItxoxo reviews
Dark fic: Post 1.13, a glimpse into Blair's bulimia if she had never truly "recovered." Chuck/Blair
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Emmett and His Emmettness by Shelby Rae reviews
Emmett wants to do something, but Rose won't let him. Short and funny hopefully .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Vampire Angels and Veelas by hugsandkitties reviews
Harry is a vampire angel. Draco is his mate and a veela. What more is there to say? Follow the stages of their bonding ritual. First stage: Teasing. This should be fun. HPDM Warning: Wand on Wand. Sexual scenes later on. My first fanfic! Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,630 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Emmett's Proud Sex Story by Alice Cullens reviews
One Shot, 100 word dare! The weirdest place Emmett had sex. Enjoy. Funny!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Is Edward Really a Zombie? by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella thinks Edward is a zombie....please review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
doll of bella by vampirechick123 reviews
a carlisle and alice moment where alice has a stupid idea and it is up to carlisle to stop her please review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews
I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
I Show Not Your Face by bitterending reviews
[DH SPOILERS][incest] It's been eighteen months since the end of the war, and since then, George has only wanted one thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Fleur Delacour: What Rita Skeeter Never Saw by SOBs 4 Sirius 223 reviews
Fleur Delacour is widely known as a 19941995 Triwizard champion, representing Beauxbatons, and now as Bill Weasley's fiancee. Did nobody ever wonder, however, what she did with her time besides those things? Here, in her own words, she tells the world of
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Fleur D. - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Jacob's choice
Think about how Jacob must have felt after Bella made her final decision. How would you have felt? How would you have reacted? Jacob ran away. But what if he hadn't it? What if he had decided to do something more drastic? thank GAWD he didn't: review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Jacob - Complete
So, so wrong reviews
It was like diving into water; you take a deep breath and your whole body seems to fill with it, it mellows your entire self. And you lose yourself in the perfection. please review. I can't figure out why its all underlined : . working on fixing it. XD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
a puppy story reviews
Six year old Renesmee gets her very first puppy,as a present on her very purple birthday. But an unfortunate twist leaves poor Nessie heartbroken. One shot. Just funny, 2:00 A.M.nonsence.XD please review...ohh,btw.I don't own this stuff,wish i did though:
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Blueberries, chocolate, and brownies, oh my! reviews
Bella had a question. Maybe she should have kept her mouth shut... Or at least saved it for when she was in an area that was a little less... public. Please, review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete