"Never poke logic size holes in fanfiction." Kira 3:)
"May the best day of your past, be the worst day of your future" Irish Blessing
Current Age: 23. Always remember that you are never too old to believe that anything is possible, never give up what you love because your now a grown-up.
I love fanfiction and as you can see I've read a lot of them. Hopefully some day I'll publish at least one of my own. If you're waiting for this to happen it might be a long wait. REALLY LONG WAIT :)- Possibly never but you never know I might suprise myself and you people someday.
Aliens are real. If you believe and are not some crazy nut job copy and paste this to your profile. ( This is a personal belief I am well aware of my own insanity so don't write me to tell me this is not true. )
Favorite Criminal Minds quote:
Morgan:(on the phone with Garcia) "Just leave it alone until I get there. Hey, hey, hardhead. Don't make me spank you when I get back."
Favorite How I Met Your Mother Qoute:
"We Thought of Native American head dress before we thought of hat." - Marshall
Qoute From The Iron King which is the first book in the Iron Fey series by Julie Kagawa. If you like faries then I definitely recommend these books.
- Grimalkin shook his head as I looked up in dissappointment. "I will never understand humans," he muttered. "With everything you have seen, magic, fey, monsters, and miracles, you still could not believe you can become invisible."
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
When people ask me if I'm crazy they act like it was supposed to be a rhetorical question.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile (Trust me, we are)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!Copy this into your profile if you know this. Please do your part to end it.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for YOU!!
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck on my nose.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely, know the feeling?
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to past, its about learning to dance in the rain.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If its three in the morning or later and you just realized your still up reading fanfiction when you meant to go to bed hours ago ... copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have never drank, smoked, or been to rehab, copy this to your profile.
Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into.- Edward, Twlight Series: Eclipse
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. ( Myself was an accident, the other person was not)
If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile
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