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Anything predating November 2013, is DEAD.
I leave up old stuff to prove, that I have improved over the years, as anyone can. I don't LIKE almost any of them, but I leave them there for the newer writers sakes to see my mistakes. There are some TOS violations in them, I am aware. So if you happen to be reading this, and are from Critics United or another similar group, I will not argue with their removal. Just know they are only here now to serve as example, as it's upsetting to be ashamed of out past.
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CuRreNt OfFlINe aCtiVItieS:
THE KH SURVEY!
1. Your favorite KH guy?
2. Your favorite KH girl?
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Mickey. I hate mickey. Always have always will.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Kairi. She's the blank slate character the girls are supposed to be able to relate to, meaning she's got the personality of a tennis shoe with rainbow laces.
5. Favorite World?
Pride Lands, so much space and running and dos little paaaaaaws
6. Least Favorite World?
Atlantica. Fuck Singing.
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Bond of Flame. *wiggles*
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Kingdom Key and Star Seeker. Because Fuck Mickey.
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Honestly I never used them, but Bambi. I clicked it on accident once.
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Anti-Form. EAT CLAWS. Unless I'm fight Xigbar. Then I'm just like... what. NO. FUCK.
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Anyone with Goofy or Donald. Fucking... what. No.
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Roxion, as in RoxasZexion. It's like dark chocolate, bitter and sweet. AkuDem is nice. AkuRiku and occasionally I let my mind do straight pairings like RokuKai and shit. But usually only as rebounds.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
See question 12.
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Keyblade lore breakage. What the hell happened. First there's 1. then 2. Then 3. ... then 6. Then a billion.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Luxord in 358/2 days. He was so confused. All the time OR Axel in Neverland. Same.
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Depends on context in fanfiction, but not really no. Saiix is sexually frustrated over his once best friend *cough* playing with other peoples legos.
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
He's an introvert if anything.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
No. I don't think Nobodies got the choice of what element they got. I think Marly is no less gay than Tamaki from Host Club.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Not really no.
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Kairi?
Namine' in most context, in FF I prefer Kairi due to her readhair and lithe frame... seems familar no?
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Ventus was absorbed into Sora, so when Sora became a heartless he rouge extra heart was put in Roxas and shaped him. Roxas is not much like Sora, but more like Ventus. There you go.
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
No it showed the humanity behind the Organization. Desire, Ambition, Betrayal... and how stupid sora is.
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Roxas. We can go to a bar, get sloshed, play karaoke, and have a threesome with a stipper. I'll get arrested but whatever, I banged Jesse McCartney. I regret nothing.
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Namine. Go away and let me draw. A little dove in a cage dreaming of flight. She's introverted but enjoys company, wants to help but has lots of feels.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Explaining to my fiance why I like Axel and Roxas bumping uglies.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No. And I wouldn't. I'd want to be my own character.
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
Axel trying to fly in Neverland. "Nope. I can't do this. HOLY SHIT IM FLYING WTF."
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Riku in KH1. Shit gave me nightmares.
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Organization 13. Much Feel. So Heart. Wow.
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
Roxas. I owe this boy a drink.
35. Axel of Demyx?
Axel in game, Demyx in Real life. I wouldn't get along with Axel, I just know it.
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namiku. Let Sora and Kairi be miserable.
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoKai. See 38.
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice-Cream.
42. Cloud or Leon?
Zack. (A brick or a rock hmmm.)
43. CloTi of Clerith?
Zack is love.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean. Planet B.
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for.
Axel but I wouldn't get along with him, Demyx, Roxas, Luxord, Xigbar, and Marluxia. Yes. Marluxia. He looks like the kind of guy that would be awesome in a concert or bar.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Assassins Creed, Far Cry 3, Heavy Rain, Dishonered... all the games.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Of course. There's only so many designs that can be done before they're used. Axel is pretty much a token redhead.
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
Kh2 for Characters and Kh1 for Story.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
The developers undecided flipflopping on killing Axel and leaving him dead. It's happened twice now.
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