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Author has written 21 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Sword of Mana.


--> Previously Known as BeehiveOneThreeZer0,

  • Age 21. The tits mean I'm female.
  • Artist, Writer, Aspiring English Teacher
  • Hails from South East United States, Central Time Zone
  • Plays GuildWars (Latia Amorosa)
  • Deviantart account name Teknogeddon
  • Favorite animated character is Axel (kingdom hearts), followed by Lloyd (L.O.D.), and Elazul (legend of mana)

  • Please check out my Pandora Channels to listen with me as you read!
    I'm SemperNumquam, or you can type out Pandora dot come slash station slash play slash 1696785440337394459 to automatically drop into one of my channels and find me.

    I also play MrSuicideSheep's Chillstep channel while writing.

    I have a dachshund and a cat, and I like occasionally writing about gay kingdom hearts characters. I'm engaged, I live happily with my fiance. He's very understanding (most of the time)

    For more information on me, please see my Deviantart with a matching name to this account.

    Thank you f0r visiting

    Ketchup 2.0

    Anything predating November 2013, is DEAD.

    I leave up old stuff to prove, that I have improved over the years, as anyone can. I don't LIKE almost any of them, but I leave them there for the newer writers sakes to see my mistakes. There are some TOS violations in them, I am aware. So if you happen to be reading this, and are from Critics United or another similar group, I will not argue with their removal. Just know they are only here now to serve as example, as it's upsetting to be ashamed of out past.

    Anything after November '13 is considered to be decently sound, and is active unless stated as complete.

    CuRreNt OfFlINe aCtiVItieS:

    Dont Starve


    -->The "Favorite" Questions

    1. Your favorite KH guy?


    2. Your favorite KH girl?


    3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

    Mickey. I hate mickey. Always have always will.

    4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

    Kairi. She's the blank slate character the girls are supposed to be able to relate to, meaning she's got the personality of a tennis shoe with rainbow laces.

    5. Favorite World?

    Pride Lands, so much space and running and dos little paaaaaaws

    6. Least Favorite World?

    Atlantica. Fuck Singing.

    7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

    Bond of Flame. *wiggles*

    8. Least Favorite Weapon?

    Kingdom Key and Star Seeker. Because Fuck Mickey.

    9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

    Honestly I never used them, but Bambi. I clicked it on accident once.

    10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

    Anti-Form. EAT CLAWS. Unless I'm fight Xigbar. Then I'm just like... what. NO. FUCK.

    11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?


    12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

    Anyone with Goofy or Donald. Fucking... what. No.

    13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

    Roxion, as in RoxasZexion. It's like dark chocolate, bitter and sweet. AkuDem is nice. AkuRiku and occasionally I let my mind do straight pairings like RokuKai and shit. But usually only as rebounds.

    14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

    See question 12.

    15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

    Keyblade lore breakage. What the hell happened. First there's 1. then 2. Then 3. ... then 6. Then a billion.

    16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

    Luxord in 358/2 days. He was so confused. All the time OR Axel in Neverland. Same.

    -->Do you believe it or not?

    17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

    Depends on context in fanfiction, but not really no. Saiix is sexually frustrated over his once best friend *cough* playing with other peoples legos.

    18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

    He's an introvert if anything.

    19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

    No. I don't think Nobodies got the choice of what element they got. I think Marly is no less gay than Tamaki from Host Club.

    20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

    Not really no.

    -->Answer Yourself!

    21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Kairi?

    Namine' in most context, in FF I prefer Kairi due to her readhair and lithe frame... seems familar no?

    22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

    Ventus was absorbed into Sora, so when Sora became a heartless he rouge extra heart was put in Roxas and shaped him. Roxas is not much like Sora, but more like Ventus. There you go.

    23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

    No it showed the humanity behind the Organization. Desire, Ambition, Betrayal... and how stupid sora is.

    24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

    Roxas. We can go to a bar, get sloshed, play karaoke, and have a threesome with a stipper. I'll get arrested but whatever, I banged Jesse McCartney. I regret nothing.

    25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

    Namine. Go away and let me draw. A little dove in a cage dreaming of flight. She's introverted but enjoys company, wants to help but has lots of feels.

    26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

    Explaining to my fiance why I like Axel and Roxas bumping uglies.

    27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

    No. And I wouldn't. I'd want to be my own character.

    28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

    Axel trying to fly in Neverland. "Nope. I can't do this. HOLY SHIT IM FLYING WTF."

    29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

    Riku in KH1. Shit gave me nightmares.

    30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

    Organization 13. Much Feel. So Heart. Wow.

    -->Decisions, Decisions...

    Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

    31. Hayner or Pence?


    32. Zexion or Marluxia?


    33. Riku or Roxas?


    34. Roxas or Sora?

    Roxas. I owe this boy a drink.

    35. Axel of Demyx?

    Axel in game, Demyx in Real life. I wouldn't get along with Axel, I just know it.

    36. Kairi or Larxene?

    Larxene. Feisty

    37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?


    38. Namixas or Namiku?

    Namiku. Let Sora and Kairi be miserable.

    39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?


    40. SoKai or SoRiku?

    SoKai. See 38.

    41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

    Sea Salt Ice-Cream.

    42. Cloud or Leon?

    Zack. (A brick or a rock hmmm.)

    43. CloTi of Clerith?

    Zack is love.

    44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

    Simple and Clean. Planet B.

    -->The Last Section!!

    45. List all the KH character you've fallen for.

    Axel but I wouldn't get along with him, Demyx, Roxas, Luxord, Xigbar, and Marluxia. Yes. Marluxia. He looks like the kind of guy that would be awesome in a concert or bar.

    46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

    Assassins Creed, Far Cry 3, Heavy Rain, Dishonered... all the games.

    47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

    Of course. There's only so many designs that can be done before they're used. Axel is pretty much a token redhead.

    48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?


    49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

    Kh2 for Characters and Kh1 for Story.

    50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

    The developers undecided flipflopping on killing Axel and leaving him dead. It's happened twice now.

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    Sin Has a Blonde Flavor by Platinum Preta reviews
    Roxas has a problem; he is being tormented by a redheaded Preta demon with a rather bizarre obsession, and Roxas just can't get rid of him! Axel just wants a taste... How do you deal with a demon that is obsessed with...hair? Akuroku. IMPROVED. R&R
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,555 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 4/4/2010 - Axel, Roxas
    My Neko by The unwritten promise reviews
    Roxas takes the ultimate sacrifice for his brothers (unknowingly to them) and now he's trapped; a prisoner of war behind the enemy lines. He meets Axel - the enemy. But is he really all that bad? Roxas has a feeling he's on the wrong side...
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 586,324 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Nose Milk by Sharmander reviews
    Roxas Anderson is the head of the school while Axel Martinez is a huge freak with a troubled past. If that's the case then how come Roxas is telling Axel to be his boyfriend? Something isn't right, and it's not just the milk dripping out of Axel's nose.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,142 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Love Stinks by kurosora1984 reviews
    Two guys with the blues, the reds, and the pinks. Only thing they're sure of is...love stinks. AkuRoku. For Beutelmaus Of The Infinite Patience, with Love.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,337 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    New Years and Toy Planes by Sandra Pen reviews
    AU 1949 "Maybe being stuck with a stalker Irish redhead on your birthday isn't a bad thing. Especially if you can find a lover in him." Yaoi; Akuroku
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    failures of flight by lhbaghead reviews
    They practice eloping one day. Akuroku.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,700 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Scream Until Your Heart Stops by XbuttonsX reviews
    Was there a sign above his head that said "please ruin me"? He sure as hell felt like there was. Everything he ever cared for was slipping through the cracks and there was no way that he could stop it. All he could do was try.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
    Burning Brightly by Aria6 reviews
    A Final Fantasy AU fic! Axel has a hard life due to a tragic past and Roxas is an alienated boy who also has many problems. More details about Axel's past emerge... will they grow closer, or will they hate each other? Non-con, lemons and adventure!
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,850 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Axel, Roxas
    Dark Underworld by terra hotaru reviews
    In the Underworld, everything is legal. What good is bad, what bad is good. Be wicked and you will be looked up upon, defend justice and you will be killed. How can someone like Roxas cope in the Underworld? Dark AkuRoku. YAOI. Lemon. Torture. Blood.Gore
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,596 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
    Hypothermic Meltdown by AceAnomaly reviews
    It had been for a good cause, then again, Roxas had never suspected that 'Walking For A Cure' would land him on the verge of hypothermia and tangled in the arms of a redheaded classmate he hardly knew. Oneshot. AkuRoku. AU.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Only Have Eyes For You by Sami-Band reviews
    Axel needs a new companion. Lucky that he runs into a cute blonde boy at the 'Slave Market'. But things can never be just that simple. Yaoi, Akuroku. Mentions of abuse/rape etc in later chapters. Rated M for obvious reasons.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,562 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Those Who Lie by the.israel.project107 reviews
    Based on Nijuuni's picture on dA. In gangland Vegas, a man is on his knees with a gun inside his mouth, someone else's finger on the trigger, accused of lies. The big question is: what was he lying about? AkuRoku
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,258 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
    Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
    Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
    Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Twisted Sister by Lindoreda reviews
    Roxas thinks his crush on the redheaded Chemistry T.A. is just a passing thing. After 6 months of this "passing thing", his T.A.'s younger sister sets out to help him win her brother's heart, by whatever means necessary. Akuroku. AU.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
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    Ketchup reviews
    Reality has an odd way of changing your perception of things. Then again, it's probably a good thing I can make reality my bitch. - Mature rating for language, violence, sexual content, and controversial subjects. Updated semi-regularly.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,126 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Sora, Riku, Axel, Roxas
    I wid Stoopid, NAY! reviews
    Axel stamping out the tyranny of bad grammar.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Axel - Complete
    DO NOT ENTER - Ketchup V1 reviews
    The story of a Vampire who loves hamburgers, blondes, and a good old fashion good time. NEVER FINISHING! PLEASE SEE REWRITE KETCHUP V2
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,690 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Cafe Editorial
    An Editor and his new student and writer go over the basics of writing and it's corrections.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Rewind Legend of Mana
    The story of Imu, struggling to remember the past she has forgotten, like a faded dream from long ago, and who she had known and cared for. IN PROGRESS AS I PLAY THROUGH THE GAME AGAIN.
    Sword of Mana - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,942 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012
    Confessions of Blonde Idiot reviews
    The story of how a blonde idiot hid a dog from his boyfriend. A big dog. A REALLY big dog.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    WiTCHiNG HoUR reviews
    The clock is ticking and time goes by... but will you be here when midnight rolls around and the world begins to end around us? -Prologue and Story included.-
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Bloodied Snow reviews
    No matter how much time has past, no matter how far he's gone... he still can't say his name.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Forgiven reviews
    All is lost to Roxas Kain… sleeping on the streets, drugs, sex, and drinking are his life. But all that is about to change when an angel appears with the message of his death. Can sins be forgiven? rated M for language, drug use, and death.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Roxas Got Run Over by a Reindeer reviews
    Roxas Yale is a 19 year old that still beleives in Santa. He's thinking over his reasoning for this, looks up, and the last thing he hears is WOAH HOHOHO OH NO!
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Whiskey and Vodka reviews
    Time to saddle up.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Zexion, Roxas
    Play Me reviews
    Music is like a fire... it can heal and it can destory. NEVER FINISHING
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas
    Addressing The Issue reviews
    It doesn't have to be over, please give me the chance to prove it.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,340 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Hitler and Goats reviews
    Gigabyte me. I dare you.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Everything Has an End reviews
    How far into darkness would you go for love? Akuroku implied Roxas X Riku.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Fallen Fairytale reviews
    Do you beleive in fairytales? Or do you choose to dwell in the darkness of this world? Dark fic. Rape, torture, blood and all that stuff. Dedicated to Terra Hotaru.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,187 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Axel, Roxas
    These Days reviews
    Sequel to Every Day
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Any Other Way reviews
    It's too late. Dark fic. Names revealed at end/
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
    Every Day reviews
    In a weird twist of events, I was being bounced around by a bunch of girls in mini skirts... but staring at a boy. Akuroku fluffy. Sequel up.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    Slayer reviews
    Note to self: dragons are cranky without their morning coffee. Akuroku/oneshot
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
    DemiGod reviews
    When they say "rock on" they don't always mean with a guitar...
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Axel, Demyx - Complete