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Joined 07-04-07, id: 1316720, Profile Updated: 06-20-14
Author has written 20 stories for Baldur's Gate.

Here are some fun facts about me:

Height: 5'11"

Gender: Male

Hair: Brown

Eye colour: Grey

Other eye colour: Green

I like science and reason, and can't stand bad logic or irrationality. I don't like war. War is bad. And hunger. And people being poor... what I really want is for everyone to be happy and to have world peace.

I do not have time for bad logic or irrationality, so please don't pester me with those things. Otherwise though, you'll find I'm generally very nice to folks who talk to me, even when they're not reasonable or making much sense, which can be frustrating at times... I mean if people aren't polite to me, why should I be polite to them? But it's the way I am... I'm such a nice guy. I really don't like to hurt anyone's feelings. I was once talked to by a woman who believed she was descended from technologically advanced, psychic powered neanderthals and I just nodded politely and went along, trying to feign respect for this obviously blatant BS...

Anyhow, the only fanfiction I've ever written thus far is for Baldur's Gate, which means few people will ever read this. I could probably say whatever I want here... like everyone in the Red Dwarf fandom is a total smee-hee. They'll never know.

This is me on Tumblr.

Also, two of my favourite and most beloved characters of all time, Imoen and Aerie from the Baldur's Gate series, now also have their own blog:

Im & Aer.

Be sure to check out my deviantArt page as well for fan 'art' (maybe art is the wrong word. I mostly do these things for fun).

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Baldur's Gate - A Novelization by Nonnahswriter reviews
Taking place in the Forgotten Realms of Faerun, a young hero is thrust out of his home and into a dangerous world when assassins come hunting for his life. As he struggles to find his place in the world, he will make friends, enemies, and eventually uncover a terrible secret-the very origins of his own birth, and of the destiny Fate has sadistically laid out for him.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 2/6/2013
Sisters of Light and Dark by Late to the Party reviews
Two elves, one dark, one fair. Sendai and Illasera, denizens of Candlekeep. But what will she do without an onyx ring to twist? And more importantly, where's Imoen and who is Charname? AU.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 47,035 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/11/2012
Siblings by Ananke Adrasteia reviews
Two Bhaalspawn siblings have a chat in Irenicus' dungeon. And then... yup. They leave it and play the game, what else?
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 288,731 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Gate Light by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Alternative universe, genderswap. Seventeen-year-old boy with issues meets a sparkling female vampire with a zest for unlife as well as a very surly werewolf. Contains explosions, cyborgs, evil therapists, mad scientists, daring young reporters, and homicidal girls' soccer teams. Forget lion and lamb - this one's about a rampaging velociraptor and a rabid rabbit. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 141,817 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
Tale of the Bhaalspawn by Capt. Incredible reviews
From their first capture by Irenicus to the battle in the Hells, the story of a Bhaalspawn sorcerer, his companions, and the path each walks to their own destiny.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 104 - Words: 736,817 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
The Quiet Ones by arabellaesque reviews
A path through SoA and ToB based off one-shots from Valygar's point of view; featuring Aerie predominantly , Anomen, Nalia and Cernd.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2008
Bats Outta Hell, a Manic Depressive Epic by Keldan reviews
The story of a less than stable Bhaalspawn and the people that keep company with her... despite her ever changing moods and whims. Chapter overhaul! If things seem messed up, then they probably are. I'm working on it. Working on formatting, also. Sorry!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,657 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/30/2006
Reclaiming by arabellaesque reviews
BG2: The companions are reunited in Amn after their partial captor by a mysterious mage, who seeks something locked deep inside Maiyn and Imoen. As they race to rescue Imoen from his clutches, Coran has recovered in the North, and heads south to help.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 507,468 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
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Guardian Freaks reviews
Two generations have passed since the end of the Throne Wars. Aerie, one of the few survivors from that time, attempts to help a young woman by sharing with her the story of herself and of the woman's own ancestors...
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10
Mazed & Confused reviews
Jaheira, Aerie and Viconia must somehow work together to escape from a maze. But other things may be stalking them in there as well... can they put their differences at least long enough to overcome them?
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014
Phoenixes and Shadows reviews
The adventures of Imoen Incorporated. After the battle with Irenicus, the bhaalspawn's favorite little sister sets out to start a life of her own, with a few friends keeping her company as she assumes a post as guildmistress in Athkatla. CURRENT EPISODE: CHILD OF HER TIME - The young teen Umberlant, Tenya, is... well, she has issues. Serious issues.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013
Back To Reality reviews
In a plot quite similar to a certain Disney show, but different enough so that the corporation can't sue, Baldur's Gate characters find themselves in a small town with no memory of their past lives. But, if they don't return to their own reality, it could spell the end of not one, but two whole universes.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013
Wings reviews
High above the world, amongst the clouds and the mountains, there once lived a young girl. She was different from most other girls in two important respects. First, she was an elf, with large almond shaped eyes and tapered ears that reached almost the top of her head. Second, she could fly. This is her story.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013
It's a Baneful Life
In this seasonal tale, based very loosely on a classic motion picture, Imoen and her friends help a succubus to get her wings.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,783 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012
Beauty & The Beasts reviews
While taking a holiday, Imoen and her friend(s) are forced to land on a rarely visited island. She's not surprised at all to find that tragedy has befallen the community... but then, things become a lot more complicated than she imagined.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012
Out Of The Shadows reviews
Long ago, the infant child of Bhaal taken in by Gorion was killed in a dreadful accident. But all was not lost, for there was another Bhaalspawn hidden away in Candlekeep, and this is her story.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,705 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010
The Crying Man reviews
A Baldur's Gate Halloween special. Imoen and her friends encounter a village that seems to be inhabited only by children, and mysterious person they call The Crying Man.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Imoen Incorporated reviews
Imoen, The Eternal Child, has finally been kicked out by her sister. Now she has to face the world on her own, so she drops in on an old friend for help deciding what to do with her life now.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
The Inquisitor reviews
Ten years after defeating Mellissan, Aerie has become a one Avariel army, destroying slavers everywhere. But Imoen is worried... how much has her friend given up for this?
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Praxis reviews
Leona and Vesper Firecam are taken away and sold to slavers. Keldorn is, understandably, pretty angry about this. Other NPC's help him to get them back, but Aerie in particular is affected by these events as she recalls her former life as a slave.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011
Teenage Kicks reviews
Tenya finds a soul mate, while Imoen, now in charge of her own guild, has to learn fast how to be a grown up and bring the little witch under her control.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Wingless Wonders reviews
Short stories that mostly centre around the worlds most famous wingless winged elf, Aerie, as the main character, with a little help from friends. Some funny, some sad, some dramatic, all cute.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010
The Twelve Labours of Imoen reviews
Nalia becomes furious at Imoen along with her number one sidekick, after a practical joke drives the Lady up the wall. In order to atone, Imoen must perform twelve great tasks worthy of a demi-goddess. All unaware that a far greater force is at work.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008
BG Heroes: Files and Origins reviews
Biographies, histories and other background information for characters and races in my Baldur's Gate Heroes AU.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,494 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007
Baldur's Gate Heroes reviews
AU One year on from witnessing her closest friends death at the hands of Sarevok, Imoen, haunted by nightmares and struggling to maintain herself is suddenly approached by a mysterious Japanese man, and her journey begins anew.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,578 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007
Untitled Document, and other short stories reviews
From serious studies of characters, to the silly and absurd. Characters blunder in and out of situations, Imoen's fear of cats, agitated honey bees and more besides!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008
Mother's Day reviews
Ripping a hole in the space/time continuum allows the party to meet their mothers... but, for some of them meeting the parents is not a moment to cherish.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,293 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
The Soothsayer reviews
A story in three parts. Imoen's life is threatened by a passing mystic, and so our heroes must pull together to help her to avoid fate.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete