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Joined 07-04-07, id: 1316863, Profile Updated: 12-23-14
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, King Arthur, Hunger Games, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Well Hi there!

So I abandoned fanfiction a while ago, and sadly this means that most of my stories have not been updated in eons. My new found love of Buffy, however (and a crippling desire to avoid all the essays and dissertation work in my final year of uni) has led me to come back- hat in my hand, like a cheating husband shamefacedly throwing himself on the mercy of his constant wife- and rekindle my love of fanfiction.

This has started on Christmas Eve Eve with the beginning of an ambitious Christmas fic of good ol' Spikey boy, featuring (hopefully) all our favourite Buffy characters.


Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog is awesome and I strongly suggest everybody youtubes it and watches it,

"ooooh, sarcasm! thats original"

"You're treating a symptom. And the disease rages on. It consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head as they say. So my thinking is why not cut off the head?"
"of the human race?"
"...its not a perfect metaphor"

"oh goodness. look at my wrist, I gotta go,"

Rosencrantz and Guilderstern and Dead

Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.
Guildenstern: Or just as mad.
Rosencrantz: And he does both.
Guildenstern: So there you are.
Rosencrantz: Stark raving sane.

Rosencrantz: Shouldn't we be doing something... constructive?
Guildenstern: What did you have in mind? A short, blunt human pyramid?

Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.

Rosencrantz: I don't believe in it anyway.
Guildenstern: What?
Rosencrantz: England.
Guildenstern: Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?

Rosencrantz: Why don't you go and have a look?
Guildenstern: Pragmatism. Is that all you have to offer?

Rosencrantz: To sum up: your father, whom you love, dies. You are his heir. You come back to find that hardly was the corpse cold before his young brother pops onto his throne and into his sheets, thereby offending both legal and natural practice. Now... why exactly are you behaving in this extraordinary manner?
Guildenstern: I can't imagine.

Guildenstern: Wasn't that the end?
Player King: You call that an ending? - with practically everyone still on his feet? My goodness, no - over your dead body!


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Lots of love,
C.Rara (aka 007agentspudette)
xxx

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Anna Jones's Diary by Miss.A.Jones reviews
It's Monday morning and Anna Jones has woken up with a hangover, an unfinished assignment, and her Professor. To make matters worse, the Daily Prophet's just arrived and her mother's on the front page... SB/OC, L/J, RL/OC, OC/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 273,268 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Long Way by illyna reviews
Some things take time to work out. Haymitch / Effie through the years.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Observations & Questions about the Wizarding World by LuvinHP reviews
Just some things I found interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Obmutescence by Madame Cactus reviews
"Finding out about the rebellion was almost laughably easy." Hayffie, drabble-ish
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
An Enemy's Daughter by somewhereiusetobelong-inactive reviews
Eve, twin sister of Cynric, and the daughter of Cedric. When her mission to assassinate Arthur goes wrong, she ends up locked in Marius's Dungeon. What happens when Arthur and the knights find her when they find Guinevere and Lucan? Permanent HIATUS
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,562 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Tristan
How to tame a Marauder by melian225 reviews
Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 309,270 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Reflection by Numbatstuff reviews
The final story in my series Inspiration, Separation, Desparation, Reflection - in that order . Based upon Episode 5 of TPOTE miniseries. Rated M for more Tom/Ellen hotness.
Pillars of the Earth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
Trapped in History by Rhia Poisson reviews
Zoe's been trapped hundreds of years in the past, in Roman Britain to be specific. Taken in by a village woman, forced to learn Latin and working in the Sarmatian building, Zoe's life has taken an unexpected turn. How would a 21st century girl manage?
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,740 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008
The Prefects' Bath by BirdG reviews
Draco's sneaks into the prefects' bath. Things don't go as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Road Trip by Kelly Chambliss reviews
After the real Alastor Moody is rescued from the bottom of Barty Crouch, Jr.'s trunk, Dumbledore tells him and some of his friends to hit the road. Moody, McGonagall, Flitwick, and Arthur Weasley friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Arthur W., Minerva M., Alastor M., F. Flitwick - Complete
Eternal Knight by Stickelbatz reviews
In an abrupt turn of events, Reagan's world is changed forever. Forced to disguise herself as a boy, she is thrown into the charge of one of the most notorious Knights. As his squire she struggles to stay alive and protect her secret. Lancelot/OC
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,873 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Lancelot, Galahad - Complete
Past, Present and Future by Witch of Eastwick reviews
Gawain's wench disappears from his bed and Arthur finds a murderous young woman in his room. Things suddenly are not as quiet as they were around the fort. Their last Woad season coming up, the knights try to find out what she is hiding.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 177,855 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Tristan, Gawain - Complete
Break or Be Broken by sanctuary-in-dreams reviews
Written for VickyVicarious' birthday. The game of cat and mouse between Draco and Ginny is finally coming to an end--who will be the victor? And who, in the end, will be broken?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Sulfurous Sins by JinkiesKindaKid reviews
Knights of the round table, the thirst for revenge, and lots of Lancelot. Can a young Roman woman learn to cope with the cruel twist of fate that has been thrown her way or will she destroy an entire nation in the process?
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,306 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Lancelot, Galahad
The Trouble With Hats by boring the goose reviews
Teddy Lupin is ready to be sorted just like any other kid. Unfortunately, the Sorting Hat has different plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Teddy L. - Complete
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Indifference by amandakai reviews
‘“Please don’t leave me here.” she pleaded again. “Malfoy, I know you hate me, but you can’t hate me enough to let them kill me can you?” she barely asked.’ ***I really need a beta...so if anyone is interested, give me a hollar! ;- ***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red and the PI by Guenelyn reviews
When Ginny’s best friend Luna Lovegood goes missing she turns to the least likely person for help, infamous P.I. Draco Malfoy. What should have been a simple search and rescue soon turns into much more. Rated M for language & violence & sex, oh my!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
To Cheat the Reaper by Aedammair reviews
The intelligent part of him recognizes she’s a little more upset than she’s letting on, mostly because the intelligent part of him is painfully aware of the textbooks she’s slamming onto the floor not three feet from where he’s standing. Snape/Sinistra
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
Flirting Fiascos by Anastasia Juliet Roman reviews
A shirtless George, swooning Alicia? What more could you ask for? Alicia & George are partners in flirting. But when will they realize they're meant for each other? Will Fred's plan ruin everything? ASGW My 1st fanfiction
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,466 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
On the Prowl by Vincenti reviews
Blaise takes what he wants. Canon situation of the Hogwarts Express in HBP - turned smutty. Blaise/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
After the Battle by MarkTurner reviews
Shortly after the battle for Hogwarts, the Ministry demands a basic Health and Safety check. They weren't at all prepared for what they found.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
My Life in the Chamber by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
Ever wonder what the basilisk thought about the whole Chamber of Secrets thing? By BlackMarketTrombones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Biased by Misanagi reviews
Sirius can't quite be impartial when commentating a Quidditch match and even less when one James Potter is playing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Four Words by Piper Elizabeth reviews
Two years after the death of Lord Voldermort, the trio is invited back to Hogwarts, but will Hermione and Ron's relationship survive the trip?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,077 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Know Something You Don't Know by Catherine4 reviews
PostDH epilogue. Bill & Fleur's reactions to the news that Victoire likes a boy! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Bonding Through House Elf Murder by Chess reviews
Bellatrix and Sirius try to stop Regulus and Kreacher from bonding. Yeah right, kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
You Can Put Me In Prison by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Whilst still abiding in Azkban Prison, Stan Shunpike reflects on life, love, and the perils of blackmarket wristwatches...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks - Complete
Ginny's Knight by theotherchick reviews
Ginny Weasley has a hero in her life, her big brother Bill. A short look at the special relationship between a little girl and her first hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Ginny W., Bill W. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
An Unforgettable Summer by sabrina.starlight reviews
I changed the title! Keep an eye out for the sequel! Living at the Headquarters wasn't ginny's idea of summer vacation. No one to talk to, annoying brothers. Not to mention Harry, who everyone considers family, but Ginny. takes place during OOP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,128 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Twitters in the Night by Defying.Expectations reviews
Bellatrix Black is practicing some spells, when she is interupted by her sister. A quick snapshot into the Blacks sisters' lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Dark Mark Redux by Streets of Fire reviews
Set postHPB. Luna is really rather perceptive. Crack, oneshot, drabble. But aren't they all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Luna L. - Complete
Paranoia by xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks reviews
An exclusive insight into the complex mind of Severus Snape. Very fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
What To Make Of Him by Lady Bracknell reviews
Neither Ted nor Andromeda know quite what to make of their daughter's boyfriend. Can he win them round over Sunday lunch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Lady Avari reviews
Welcome to my life dealing with crazy Sirius Black and his friends, avoiding pranks, and just trying to get past the day with out losing my sanity. R&R!SBOC JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,497 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Sisters in Black by Idun03 reviews
Bellatrix wanted power and a great marriage, Andromeda wanted independence and a life of her own and Narcissa just wanted the man she loved to notice her. But their fates had many unexpected surprises in store for them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,498 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Andromeda T., Sirius B. - Complete
How Lovely Are Thy Branches by thirty2flavors reviews
Sirius thought you could tell a lot about a family from their Christmas tree. At midnight on Christmas eve, the Black brothers have an argument.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sorting Hat by MeriTrells reviews
I thought we'd seen the limits of Godric's stupidity when he named this place. : What did the other founders think when Godric whipped the sorting hat off his head?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
The Ramblings of a Ranger of the North by The morrigan three reviews
Why do elves always think they know best? Men from Gondor think they're god's gift and hobbits are just useless. How am I supposed to rule over them as King when they just keep ignoring me? And don't even get me started on Theoden... A Diary of a King
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Fellytones & Fuzzy Slippers 2: When Blondes Attack by The Treacle Tart reviews
Ron and Hermione are getting married. Harry and Ginny have moved in together. What could go wrong? The sequel to Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers. Featuring Fanon!Draco, terribly twisted fandom clichés, and the return of the girlfriend from hell. COMPLET
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,318 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine's Day According to Lavender by jade reviews
If Parvati and I didn't have valentines, we weren't going to let that spoil the romantic atmosphere. We were just going to have to play matchmaker! What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
Lines You Won't Hear in King Arthur by Universal Queen reviews
Compiled for your amusement, the following is a list of hysterical and mostly fictional outtakes and extended scenes from the Antoine Fuqua film, King Arthur. CONTAINS SPOILERS! Comments & Reviews welcome!
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007
Time Capsule by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Set immediately after OotP. Harry is feeling fairly awful and rather dislikes his father after what he saw him do to Snape. But when Remus sends him a box full of his fathers old notes and journals, Harry starts to see a different side to James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,706 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - James P., Harry P.
Insane by mooncalf07 reviews
Insanity is only a breath away when you're helping Dudley with his maths homework.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
First Impressions: Remus and Tonks by jncar reviews
Every great love story has to start somewhere, and this one starts in the dingy front hall of Number 12 Grimmauld Place. Part of the Marauders Redux universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 9/22/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Rita Bloody Skeeter by bonnjie reviews
RSKS Kingsley spends 5 days in the ministry locked up with Rita Skeeter, fun ensues. Oneshot. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Kingsley S., Rita S. - Complete
Letters to the Editor by Aiedail01 reviews
Alicia Spinnet's grown up. She's left Hogwarts, and landed herself a job as editor of a popular magazine for teen witches. She doesn't have much of a life outside of her job. What happens when she runs into an old friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Alicia S., George W. - Complete
What do you mean Snape’s not a Studmuffin? by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Pansy Parkinson’s little sister has a crush on Snape. Angry, confused, and a little nauseated, Pansy goes searching for her. Only to discover that Lolita’s got nothing on the younger Miss Parkinson…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Pansy P., Severus S. - Complete
Teenage Kicks by Solstice Muse reviews
The story of the night Bill Weasley was left in charge at the Burrow and everything that can possibly go wrong for a 13 year old wizard babysitting six siblings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
The Chronicles of Bob by BasketKiwi reviews
This is the story of a first year with a really deep voice and a yellow sparkplug named Louisiana. A tale of Wild Hermione, Ron with Words O' Wisdom, BananaAttacking Draco, and Harry Potter, who may have had SOMETHING to do with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Tristan's Choice by Winsome Elf reviews
Tristan, the most enigmatic and disturbing of Arthur's knights, helps a damaged young woman begin a new life and loses the heart he never knew he had in the process. It won't be easy, and it won't be pretty. A TristanOC romance.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,776 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Diary of Lily Evans by SuperSpy reviews
So what goes on inside the brilliant mind of a certain Lily Evans? She’s Head Girl…she’s respectable…she’s intelligent…she writes an awful lot about a certain dark haired boy….and she’s most likely going slightly insane. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,184 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Inevitable Ending by Super Ceech reviews
::Oneshot - written after book 6:: We all know it's coming... With what J.K. Rowling's given us so far, this is the ending we're headed for...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Seen and Forseen by Bagge reviews
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Dolores U., Sybill T. - Complete
Book of Memories by Melosine reviews
A barmaid and prostitute from Hadrian's Wall reflects upon her memories of the knights. Zero plot, just a series of drabblings.
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,228 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005
Creevey Brothers and the Violation of Copyright by MinervaEvenstar reviews
JKR's characters want to write their own books that's against the rules. Who stops them? WARNING: random spinoff titles cause tears of hilarity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Sirius B., James P., Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
When Grandfather Clocks Attack! by horklump reviews
In OOTP, Harry says that Lupin helped them fix the grandfather clock in Number 12 Grimmauld Place. This is what happened on that memorable day. Also, Sirius attempts to cook. NOT SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pulling a Weasley by LilithBoadicea reviews
Hufflepuff strikes back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
All on Black by thirty2flavors reviews
Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius and Regulus' separate sortings. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Great minds think alike by katkin reviews
Sirius: You're so great, Snivvy, you really are! Ever wondered what it's like to be in the minds of 3 of my fave Order members? Come inside to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Eggo Waffles reviews
Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 399 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Bitter Sweet by KitKat001 reviews
George&Alicia hated each other.When they realize they might have other feelings,they prank,tease,test&do anything else possible to try to stop what they feel,but do they really want it to stop?A desperate struggle between 2 friends,enemies&lovers.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Lessons by Kirixchi reviews
[COMPLETE]- Narcissa Black wasn't always a golden girl. She had a beauty that no one could see...until she started taking lessons from a master. Will Lucius Malfoy get more than he bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Arwen's Twin Sister by Hwesta reviews
Dear Diary, Let me get this straight once and for all. I am not Arwen. I may look like her, sound like her, but please kill me before I start to act like her. My name is Sardwen and Arwen is my identical twin sister COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
Diary of a Father by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Aragorn's Diary as he has kids. This is dedicated to all the moms and dads out there! Bet you'll get a laugh outta this! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Affectation by peregrinepandora reviews
It's easy to call him evil, and maybe he is, but maybe you are too. Voldemort one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Voldemort - Complete
Rain by The Treacle Tart reviews
A world of Weasleys to choose from and all of them diverse. Why choose just one when I could have the lot and say it all in verse. Written for the Wet!Weasley Challenge on Checkmated.Com.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers: A Love Story by The Treacle Tart reviews
*Ch. 14 uploaded* What will a wizard do for love? Apparently humiliate himself - daily. Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione alone in the country. Who thought this was a good idea? Ch. 14 - Now What? Please R&R. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
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Spreading that Christmas Cheer
So the powers-that-be have decided that Spike needs a little push on the path to righteousness and what better time than Christmas? A trip down memory lane, an exceptionally friendly angel (of the christmas, not the stupid hair and pout, variety) and a little dose of festive cheer might be all that it takes to de-grinch the snarky little scrooge. Maybe. Possibly. Probably not.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2014
Empty Smiles in Elysian Fields reviews
A smile doesn't solve everything. It doesn't remove the pain. It doesn't change reality. Make-up won't stop someone from being ugly. But they can distract from and hide a multitude of shames. If Haymitch hates Effie for being vain and spoilt, atl east he doesn't pity her for being in love. A smile won't mend a broken heart, but it can hide the fact that she has a heart at all...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Conversations Around the Fire reviews
Relationships blossom all year around, but sometimes Christmas gives you that little nudge in the right direction. This is just a conversation on Christmas Eve between two best friends who need to not just be friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Angelina J., Fred W. - Complete
Possibilities reviews
I,the epitome of gracelessness, geek of Gryffindor with a mane of hair that no other person and few lions could compete with had, for reasons I would probably be exploring in therapy years from now, fallen for SCORPIUS MALFOY. Well wasn't that just dandy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Dragon Tamer May Work With Dragons reviews
Minerva had been truly delusional in thinking she could possibly keep her sanity intact on her birthday. It's a wonder she hadn't been committed to Mungo's by breakfast. In fact with the Twins, Snape and that bloody Toad she'll be eating dinner in Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Dogs May Bite reviews
Lancelot really hates that woman and if he didn't get so much joy from annoying her at every given moment he'd probably have killed her by now. Too bad he just had to help save her 'damned Roman arse.' extract from upcoming fic for char. development
King Arthur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Lancelot - Complete
Butter My Toast reviews
Harry is brooding again and since Hermione and Ron don't want to alienate him further by pushing him away, they're too scared to force him to talk. Lucky. Ginny has no such worries and an unorthadox approach to sensitive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ere the End reviews
Before we all die there will be a moment. A moment when we are forced to acknowledge all of our sins for which we are about to be judged. Then the fear takes us.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Tristan - Complete
Evasive Techniques reviews
Avoid alcohol. Avoid Fred. For the love of GOD, that's ALL I had to do. But NO, I decided in my state of severe inebraition to pour my vulnerable soul out to Casanova-Freddy one week before the Yule Ball. Real smart Ang. Merry Bloody Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Angelina J., Fred W.
Two out of three ain't bad reviews
Snapes entire existance had been wrought with misery, so why had he deluded himself into believing he could ever bring happiness to someone else? "I want you, i need you but there ain't no way i'm ever going to love you" Poor Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Morning, Sunshine! reviews
All Ginny wants is a normal life. But with friends like Luna and Hermione, family like Gred and Forge,and a roommate like Harry it doesn't seem likely. "Somebody up there is out to get me, and they're armed with shlopp,I bet its Aunt Muriel." TEMP. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Secrets of a Selfconfessed Sanctimonious Slimeball reviews
Prof Dumbledore has issued the teachers a diary, in which they must pour their deepest and darkest of secrets. Why? because he's a git. But with the CoS opened&that blithering idiot Lockhart prancing about the place,why can't snape stop writing about HER?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Hogwartian Halloween reviews
The ghosts are wailing, the house elves are plotting, the Wealsey twins are partying and Trelawneys on the prowl. Bid adieu to your sanity, and be afraid....be very afraid! RE-EDITED 1st Chapter, but unfortunately still on HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A beautiful murder reviews
The wizarding world condemned her as a maniac, a murderer. Those philistines didn't see the captivating beauty of her art. Death, so lovelier than life for those mudbloods, would save them. Their screams sang to the angels.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Valentine's Day List reviews
Parvati and Lavender will shortly be taking their Owl examinations and are in a Transfiguration lesson covering many key apsects of the Owl paper. So what are they doing? Discussing boys of course! Are you ready for a 'vat full of gossip.' You know you ar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Fun in the sun, eh, Minerva? reviews
Minerva had been naively looking forward to her 6 weeks of relaxation-she hadn't known it would entail You Know Who in abundance, an apocolyptic combination of Weasleys, Black, Albus, Tonks and Snape PLUS a distinct lack of caffeine on the premises.HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D.
You Stole My Chocolate! reviews
Uh Oh. You'd have thought Sirius would've learned by now, you never steal Remus's chocoalte especially if there is a T.T.U.T.Y.N.W.O.N.T.K.A.A.Y.T.P.S.I.Y.C.I.A.W.Y.T.E.L.B.H.I.S.A.T.P.I.S.K.S Features the Marauders and Lily. No romance at all, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Let's Go Ice Skating reviews
A little short and sweet christmas fic. Implied RemusNymphadora. Basically Tonks has an idea for how to make Xmas eve a bit more interesting. Well, actually she has two!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The sorting of Tom Riddle reviews
Tom rushed up to the stool and rammed the mangy old hat on his head excitedly. “Aha!” said a voice almost as soon as the hat had touched his hair “I know JUST where to put you!” Short fic just for fun. I always felt hufflepuffs might secretly be evil!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Love Never Did Run Smooth reviews
Crack!Pairings..Homicidal!Myrtle, Promiscuous!Hermione, Jealous!Dumbledore, Loveick!Snape, Incest, slash, pretty much everything I promised myself i would never read and i now have written a story about it...its not a serious story peoplejust a bit of fun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Voldemort, Cho C. - Complete