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Joined 07-04-07, id: 1316944
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Angel, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
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Praxis by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Slow Down The Time by myrmidryad reviews
Slash, a little bit smutty, a little bit fluffy. Mostly from Arthur's POV as he tries to understand Merlin. Includes a link inside to the song that inspired this Woods by Bon Iver so you can listen while you read if you like. Rated M for sexual content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sleepless by satanslut reviews
While struggling through Buffy's death and resurrection, Spike and Willow bond.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Spike, Willow R. - Complete
After hours by dracosoftie reviews
Draco catches Harry out after curfew. First in the After Hours series. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Simple Wish by cocoidie-18 reviews
Be careful what you wish for... Or you just might get it. A lesson Ron and Draco are about to learn the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,625 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Old Man by donutsweeper reviews
After years apart the Doctor finds Jack broken in both body and in spirit, can he help his old friend? Will Jack let him? Final chapter up.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,285 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Bridging the Rift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Jack H. - Complete
Sirius Black's Ten Step Guide by albe-chan reviews
Sirius Black’s Guide to Getting the Object of One’s Affections in Ten Easy Steps. A bet between mates turns into so much more. RLSB LEJP. mild SLASH. non-explicit SEX.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Jack's List 1: The Tourist Office by pippychick reviews
Jack and Ianto decide to have a little bit of fun behind the desk in the tourist office. Cue actual tourists. In retrospect for Jack, there are times when you should just press the red button as instructed.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
The Oracle of Gryffindor COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
James believes he is having visions of the future. But what happens when he sees more than he ever wanted to of Sirius and Remus? RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
What If You Could Have Wished Me Away by Crookshanks.x reviews
A hooded stranger shows up at Hermione and Ginny's flat one evening, delivering strange warnings. Unfortunately, the warnings make all too much sense to Hermione. She has a secret, and it's about to get unraveled in an attempt to save her life. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,988 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Map by Nienor reviews
How did they actually draw the map? S/R, slash, yummy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Touch Myself by albe-chan reviews
Remus doesn't want anybody else. When he thinks about Sirius, he touches himself... Based loosely upon the Divinyls song. Basically, an excuse to write more smut. Dominant Remus. MATURE. SLASH. SEX. ONESHOT. RLSB. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Three is NOT a Crowd by albe-chan reviews
Sirius looked up...Then he rounded the doorway to meet Remus at the door, and found him connected rather fervently at the mouth with...Bill Weasley. THREESOME. SLASH. ONESHOT. BASICALLY AN EXCUSE TO WRITE SMUT. For Decimare. RL.SB.BW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Beginning of Us by Dragonflies reviews
Every great love story has a beginning...this is theirs. Draco doesn’t go home for the Holidays, and neither does Hermione Draco is restless one night and decides to wander the halls of Hogwarts. Smut with a story! Told in Draco’s POV. CHAPTER 12 POSTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,930 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Kodoku no Shi by Autumn Xavier reviews
Set after Arrancar arc, Inoue remembers the Cuatro Espada, Ulquiorra and her love for him. Please RR. Rated for language, violence, some sexual stuff. UlquiHime. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by E.A. Week reviews
The Doctor is determined to find the meaning of the drums the Master claims to hear in his mind. The truth may be more than either of them had bargained for.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 56,060 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Labyrinth of Sin by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE. The puppies give the sex talk to Harry. RLSB and SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Horcrux by Moldy Voldy reviews
Harry's been 'kidnapped' and is known to be a horcrux. With the dark world giving him almost as much reverence as Voldy, and being under the complete control of a monster, how's the Chosen One to follow through NOW?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P.
Tell Me by Dragonflies reviews
Summary: [RLSB][SLASH EROTICA][Remus’ POV.][ONESHOT]Takes place during their last year at Hogwarts. Marauders Era. A Remus and Sirius study session turns into something more... Smut with a story. Please read, enjoy and review. Newly revised! Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lips For Biting by MrsW0nka reviews
Harry&Ron get drunk & kiss, Harry says it was a drunken mistake. Ron gets abused by Draco, Harry see's. Chap2 includes DracoxRon.Self harm warning.Chap3 includes DracoxRon kissing and HarryxRon kissing. Chapter 4 HarryxRon full on slash. Chap5: Threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Tightest Knot Undone by sexyscholar reviews
With Ron Weasley, Draco has been enjoying a reasonably carefree dating experience, but lately he’s noticed that little things are beginning to tug at his heartstrings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Lector Manor by reddwarfaddict reviews
Ten and Rose wake up in a manor in the middle of nowhere, before they discover their own tombstone in the manor graveyard. Where are they? What happened? Can they follow the planted clues and survive the journey through the manor? DoctorWhump.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Pick up the pieces by Smudge the rat reviews
SeverusDraco slash, contains noncon, angst and SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS First three chapters were written a while ago and set during Half Blood Prince, fourth chapter is a conclusion based on events of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Why Ianto Fancies Cheese by kiss-her-theta reviews
Why is Ianto being so temperamental? And why is he so obsessed with cheese?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
I Want Threesome by sapphire99 reviews
James, Sirius, and Remus together inside the boy's bathroom. What could they be possibly doing there? Only Lily had to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Phantom Reality by SongOfStars reviews
Year 4 of 7x: One by one, students collapse & end up in the hospital wing but when Professors start failing too, any hope of recovery is lost. Meanwhile, random events break out all over the castle. Is there a connection between the two?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Peter P.
And Jack makes Three by dawneh reviews
No matter how much The Doctor might love Rose she isnt the only love interest in his life... A fic featuring Nine, Rose and Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2007
The Seduction of Martha Jones by a Professional by Reefgirl reviews
Martha is annoyed with the Doctor and is out in Cardiff looking for some fun. Jack is on a mission of his own. JackMartha. Rated M for Adult content, you have been warned. Warning: The final chapter contains scenes of an explicit sexual nature.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
Jack and Ianto Frustration and Revelation by dawneh reviews
Jack's been so busy working he hasnt had much time for anything else... but he's the kind of man who cant resist his desires for too long as Ianto finds out
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Just One Night Torchwood Fic by dawneh reviews
After finding the real Captian Jack our Jack has to do what he can to say his final goodbye
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Long Way To Happy by ScriptorBemi reviews
Xander needs to get something off his chest... Spike comes along for the ride. More warnings inside
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
An Anniversary & An Argument by sexyscholar reviews
PWP. Ron and Draco celebrate an anniversary. Set in the same loveydovey world as “Maybe, This Time.” What can I tell you? The Ron and Draco muses weren’t finished with me yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Even Immortals Get Sick by Nightengale reviews
Jack is sick and everyone has to suffer for it. Of course Ianto is going to help Jack feel better. *JackIanto*
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Hogwarts Slander by Page of Cups reviews
RonxDraco. Sometimes it doesn't take poetry and romance. Sometimes all you need is a few well selected insults and a boys' lavatory wall. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Maybe, This Time by sexyscholar reviews
An invitation to spend the night prompts both Ron and Draco to bring new elements into their relationship. PostHogwarts era. Established relationship. Brief mention of RHr. Fluffy as all hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Better Part of Valor by Mad Maudlin reviews
They say that discretion is the better part of valor. But for Auror Ron Weasley, a mysterious new case and an abrupt encounter with Draco Malfoy threaten to blow the lid off his bestkept secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,839 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
A Malfoy Sized Case of Denial by Igorina reviews
Ronald Weasley’s fast running out of excuses for his repeated ‘lapses in judgement’ when it comes to his former enemy. Unashamed crackfic featuring Ron x Draco and mentions of Harry x Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by BebopSamurai reviews
On the eve of Urahara's exile, Yoruichi comes to a decision. Rated for heavy yuri.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Our Special Place by dayrunner reviews
Angel returns from one hundred years in Hell, looking for Spike. Will the vampire's reunion be bittersweet or something else? Warning: Slash strongly implied.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Full Moon by Phoenix Donovan reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Snape, Remus, and Percy are all stuck together in hiding. What happens when such an odd group is stuck in such close proximity? HarryPercy, DracoRon, SeverusHermione, RemusHermione, SeverusRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Laundry by eremiticAntiquarian reviews
Xander's clothes get dirty, his washing machine is broken and he has to travel to the Summers' house to use theirs. So that's what they're calling it nowadays? SpikeXander SLASH.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
The Facts of Life by Maybe the Moon reviews
Harry is given 'The Talk,' by the only two people who could. Mild slashy undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Something To Talk About by Cress reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. Monica finds out the guys' secret and gossips with Rachel.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
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Remember Why reviews
Spike finds a way to punish himself for letting his Xander down. "He wanted the pain to be self-inflicted. He wanted to know that he was doing it. To remember why."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Using Him reviews
Oneshot. Angel needs to get Darla out of his system. Wes showing up is too convenient to ignore. "As we both got dressed, I knew I was using him. And I knew it would happen again. But I needed the distraction, and he was my only way out."
Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Angel, Wesley W.P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Muggle device called a mobile reviews
Draco finds Harry's mobile and can't make it work. In his frustration, Draco calls Harry 'Potter' unintentionally. What will Harry's response be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Habits, Temptations and Desires reviews
Harry Potter has a habit of sleeping naked. Ron Weasley has a habit of watching him sleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
An Unexpected Hero reviews
An alternate ending to Deathly Hallows. Random short fic. [I've rated it T to be safe and I don't get the rating system.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete