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Joined 07-04-07, id: 1317325, Profile Updated: 10-25-08
Author has written 5 stories for Prince of Tennis, Song of the Lioness, Twilight, and Legend of Korra.

Hey random people who decide to check my profile out! The name's Ayame and I'm a girl, though that's probably obvious what with the stories I've written. I got a dark mind although those who meet me in person rarely comment on it. I am obsessed with Tamora Pierce and I was obsessed with the Twilight series until Breaking Dawn, even though I haven't even finished it yet.

Let's see...favorite books from Tammy have to be Protector of the Small. I've read Daine's books like 10 times, and I'm surprised that my local library doesn't just give them to me since I borrow them so often.

Fav food: Sushi

Fav band: ...Hard to say, but I've recently been introduced to Breaking Benjamin, and I love their stuff. Thanks Lilac!

Fav drink: Coca-Cola all the way!

Fav eye color for anyone: Green, although sadly I don't have this color. My eyes are a plain black-brown.

Fav books: Big question. All of Tammy's books, James Patterson's Alex Cross series and his Women's Murder Club series, Blue Bloods by Melissa something or another, Alex Rider series by Anthony Horowitz although I only got to Ark Angel, All the books from Twilight up to Breaking Dawn, Eragon and Eldest. More to come when I can think!

Fav place: Lahaina, Hawaii where I spent most of my childhood. I miss it alot.

Fav saying: "You fool!" or "Shut up man. You're talking to a fricken ninja sensei right now. Show some respect."

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those four-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents.) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a small tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death" (Really? But dying is such fun…)

On a baby-stroller featuring a small storage pouch: "Do not put child in bag." (But he fits just fine…)

On a letter opener: "Caution: Safety goggles recommended." (Yes, with all those moving parts and dangerous chemicals, it’s a blind person waiting to happen!)

For a scholarship: "No purchase necessary." (Man, I wanted to buy that money... Really paying for free money is fun.)

STORIES IN PROGRESS

Isabella of Condre

This has to be my favorite story that I am writing at the moment. The inspiration for this came from a book called "Here Be Dragons" about the feuds between Lewellyn the Great who was Welsh and his wife, Joanna, a bastard who's father was the king of England. True story and I recommend it to any who like historical books.

Anyway, the wedding is coming up soon between them, and after that the true fun begins. If I drop this story then I'm sorry, but I signed up for Pre-AP classes in high school, so you probably won't be seeing alot of me come the 25 of August.

Her Feelings

I'm being completely honest when I say I have no idea where this story is going. I had an idea at one point, but it completely ditched me. If any of you have some ideas please tell me!

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Concealed by mistywabbit reviews
Left behind, Daine and Numair flee Carthak and Ozorne, but not before Numair falls afoul of Ozorne's Gift. On their return to Corus, the pair discover they are no safer from Ozorne in Tortall than they were in Carthak... An alternative to RotG
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,941 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006
The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Redemption by Ally-Marty reviews
Joren versus the Chamber of the Ordeal and beyond. Obviously AU! - A little K/D then a lot of K/J. Lots of angst. Fluffier in some chapters. 35 Chapters in all. **COMPLETE** Reviews are still welcome! :D
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,439 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Yamani Knight Trilogy, Part 1: Assassin by Sea-Aggie reviews
Lord Wyldon doesn't allow Kel to stay. She returns to the Yamani Islands where the Emperor invites her to become a Yamani knight - the most feared knights in the world.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 26,209 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Deadly Love by kittykatloren reviews
A book alternative to RotG. Daine and the hyenas are chasing Ozorne, but instead of going to the menagerie, Ozorne has other plans, which lead to a lot of trouble for our favorite mages. Daine/Numair. My first fic - please review!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,352 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
After the Battle by Beagairbheag reviews
Set During Lady Knight, after the battle at the Fort in Scanra. Who carries Kel from the tower to the courtyard after she's finished off Blyce? Has progressed onto what happened on the journey home. KelDom
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
COMING HOME by rider fleetfoot reviews
Briar, Sandry, Tris and Daja are returning from Namorn. set after will of the empress. mainly from sandry and Briars point of view. their journey with some SandryBriar and also all the mischief these four can get up to
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Circle of Magic
The ancient curse of love PART I of III by Bundyangel reviews
A simple mission gone wrong. With an ancient jutsu changed with his own twist, Orochimaru has come back to screw with Sakura's life. Unfortunately he brought the man who knows just how to screw with her heart. SasuXSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,673 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Deception reviews
The mask, the ploy for power; it was all done under a different name, done as a different man. Seeing the fear he incites in the Avatar, Amon realizes he will have to break her using a side he had nearly forgotten about; Noatak. A story of deception and its consequences on an impressionable young Avatar, and the feelings it reignites in a Revolutionary leader.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Amon, Korra
Isabella of Condre reviews
King Charles of Condre has formed a shaky alliance with Edward of Belliut to face a common enemy.In order to show that he won't betray Edward, Charles must wed his only daughter Isabella to Edward.Not a fairy tale.M for rape,violence,and dark thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,121 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forget reviews
Oneshot If he had been able to forget, would he have been able to live? Or would he have been consumed with hate for her and the other man? Oneshot about Joren's thoughts about Kel and about his Ordeal.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Her Feelings reviews
Keladry of Mindelan, the first official female knight in Tortall, has always had feelings for Domitan of Masbolle. But at a Midwinter party, Dom snaps and Kel's left to think she isn't loved. Can Dom mend their chance at love? Can Kel? And what of Dafarr?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Tortall
Thank You reviews
Oishi was just walking home from school. But that was when it happened. When he heard a scream. [Oneshot]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Oishi S. - Complete