ZeroDivisionCaptain
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Joined 07-04-07, id: 1317457, Profile Updated: 03-16-11

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Age- 20

likes.

Naruto Fanfiction

Bleach anime and Fanfiction, and Manga

One Piece anime and Fanfiction, and Manga

dislikes-

Naruto Anime,

Stupid Authors

Ignorant story writers.

I have not written any stories after my tragic failure of witing Naruto-Claymore Crossover. The Western Lands. I realise I can not write a story and stick with it I do not have that determination or perseverance. I respect and admire those that do for they are true artists. I have many ideas but most will never see the light of day unless I post them as witing challenges for others to test themselves with.

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, ZeroDivisionCaptain

If You

If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile

If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this

Funny Quotes/Sayings

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

ou want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!\

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
this one XD)

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say LINKIN PARK
You say ZAC EFRON
I say IRONMAN
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

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Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 10,223 - Follows: 9,750 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Between Waves and Light by Timoteo Montenegro The Third reviews
Syrena/Philip. Many mermaids have fallen for many sailors over the years. If you come and sit quiet enough by the shore, maybe one will tell you of this most special case.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Syrena, Philip
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Noblest of the Noble by wilkins75 reviews
Noble Six along with a group of UNSC marines and civilians got on the last transport off Reach. They crash land on New Caprica. Knowing that they don't have the supplies to last they went into Cryosleep when the Cylons come.M for Violence and Language
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 115,699 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, W. Adama - Complete
Web of Shadows by BlackWolf219 reviews
Jack is captured and taken to the Nemesis. There, he is presented as a gift to a certain spider-bot. I own nothing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,240 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Jack D., Airachnid - Complete
The Firefly Chronicles by dayzejane reviews
Follows The crew of Serenity thru the series, what happens what a certain Furyan looking to rejoin the human race hops on board? Rated M to be safe for later chaps and 'cause its Riddick. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION...STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS.
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 84 - Words: 595,819 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Riddick, River]
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hanging Ten by The Writer with No Name reviews
As summer starts at Surfer's Paradise, a sixth grom joins, making friends with the groms, except for Lo, but as strange creatures start showing up, they begin to wonder: what is Ben Tennyson hiding? Gradual Ben/Lo, some ReefFin. AU Stoked S1, S2-3 B10:AF
Crossover - Ben 10 & Stoked - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,031 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Ben T., Lo - Complete
Strawberry Meets Death by KurosakiLove reviews
Boy meets girl- but he soon learns he's in for more. / Dash-line breaks are gone in earlier chapters, thanks to FFnet. Will fix when possible. / IMPORTANT: I will write and finish this completely before further updates. It is in hiatus for now. Thank you!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 189,348 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4770 - Favs: 9,959 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
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