Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

SI!Non-Binary!Harry/ Inevitably gay/ #sorrynotsorry/ In which a person has read the books, seen the films, scoured websites and consumed/written so much fanfiction, but imagining what it would be like is so different than how they themselves would make of things. They supposed they would have to do their best. Or they could just kill themselves. . . . Hmm, but that wouldn't be PG.

Time-travel fic. 2nd-3rd year. It's been almost a year after the Battle of Hogwarts, and the Trio (plus one) have decided that the chance to make things right the first time may be too good to pass up. / Just another idea I had. Will of course include Snape, Lupin, etc. No bashing, no slash. slightly AU (obviously haha). Humor, comfort. A little mystery.XD

A locked room mystery, a Winter Soldier sighting and old friends perplexingly finding new partners lead to some key people coming together. Some *mild* disagreements ensue when everyone is told to work together and play nice. Crossover between the Avengers, Sherlock (BBC) and Harry Potter.

In a world where the Sorting Hat looks a little bit deeper into the character of the children it categorizes, Severus Snape is Sorted into Gryffindor with Lily. This may change everything, or it may change nothing. But one thing is certain: Hogwarts won't know what hit it!

Gen, AU. Harry has worked for years as an Unspeakable to identify the best point where he might go back in time to change the impact of Voldemort's war. Now he knows: he will have to return to his parents' Hogwarts years and encourage the Slytherins to stand on their own instead of following a leader. Surely nothing can go too wrong. COMPLETE.

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and JPLE, of course. Warnings for depictions of child abuse, war/battles, violence and spicy scenes in later chapters. Also overblown pranks and ridiculous humour!

Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived. Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-man. Two heroes, two separate universes. But when Harry is tired of the constant betrayal and misery that is his life, he strikes a deal with Death and the two come together to help… wait, are those the Avengers? (Includes animal/human tranfiguration, severe diversions from canon, and LGTBQ stuffs, such as slash)

Kidnapping a little boy for ransom should be easy. Of course, it might have been, had Lukas not picked those particular boys for his targets. This is a crossover between Iron Man, Sherlock and Harry Potter, with a bit of Home Alone thrown in for good measure.

Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*

After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.

Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.

Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it's hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het. Warnings for depictions of battles/war, mentions of child abuse (from canon) and references to the effects homophobia.

His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

John has worked for Moriarty as an assassin for two years, and there has been no job he couldn't do. But when Moriarty tells him to destroy Sherlock, John realizes there are some things he can't do. Eventually, he needs more than just an adrenaline rush or someone to know him for what he is. He needs Sherlock.

Sometimes, John and Sherlock accidentally fall into the magical world. First, Sherlock shrinks to the size of a Liliputian, then a client begs Sherlock for help in capturing a monster that has been terrorizing users of the tube, but it gets stranger still when they investigate a murder by broom...

AU Orphan twins fic. Stan realizes he's legally a foster home, and ends up taking in two broken kids by the name of Dipper and Mabel. It SHOULD be easy, but the fact that they're twins, a fiercely protective brother and traumatized sister, and can't seem to tear themselves apart makes things difficult. Not to mention the nightmares, lack of trust, and something off about the boy...

Dr. John Watson has always had the heart of a Gryffindor. When he is introduced to the world of magic and becomes the guardian of the Boy Who Lived, the heart of the lion becomes more apparent than ever. This is the tale of a broken man and an abused little boy who find in each other the strength and courage to learn to live and love again. Eventual slash.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

When John greets Sherlock in British Sign Language, they each make a false assumption.

There is something familiar about this dragon, like they have known each other in a previous life... crack!fic. - Chapter I: Sherlock/Hobbit crossover, complete. - Chapter II: Crossover with Doctor Strange and Captain America: Civil War that builds on the premise of the first chapter.

There was a bruise on his cheekbone and one decorating his left eye, and his nose had traces of dried blood running down to his chin, and he had a split lip. But his hands, his knuckles, were red and raw, and that's what made Steve approach the boy standing on the street corner. You didn't get bloodied knuckles if you didn't fight back.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

On his second day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Sherlock finds a blank notebook slipped in among his school things. It is an utterly unremarkable notebook ... except for the fact that it writes back.

In which Draco betrays the Death Eaters and saves Harry from capture, not expecting to be saved in return. HPDM, warfic, one-shot

Sherlock and John fumble through seven years at Hogwarts. While there, the boys learn more about life than they ever could anywhere else. Filled with of potions, mischief, repressed feelings, and seething housemates, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson discover the magic of youth. (Set in time with HP's next generation characters. John/Sherlock in later chapters.)

John Hamish Watson and Death have a history - one he doesn't remember until he lies, bleeding out under an Afghan sun. Now he's back in London, chasing after criminals with Sherlock Holmes, coming to terms with a past life, his sister's true identity, and trying to do his part to keep THE consulting criminal from wreaking havoc in both muggle and magical London.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

It's been thirteen months since Mary shot Sherlock and John finds he's still pissed off about it. Sherlock had thought everything was settled: John and Mary, domestic bliss. But when John turns up at Baker Street with suitcases, the world's only consulting detective might not be prepared for the consequences. A new case. Certain danger. Concertos, waltzes, and whisky.

John is married to a pregnant assassin, Greg is involved in an acrimonious custody battle, and Sherlock has just been shot in the chest by his best friend's wife. Oddly enough, none of them are feeling exactly enamoured of the gentler sex just at present. A weekend of bonfires, beer, and male-bonding provides the antidote. Or "in which John takes Sally's advice, and goes fishing".

First, it was an empty room. Second, it was sifting through handwritten notes and mystery novels. Third, it was trying to do everything alone. Thirteen years later, Detective Mabel Pines is assigned to a case she assumes has nothing to do with those things. She is very wrong. Crime AU. Updates daily!

- PaS Featured Story - The Dursley family move house, and Harry is horrified to find that they are now living opposite his most hated Potions Master. Between Snape and the Dursleys, will Harry make it to the Burrow in one piece? NOW COMPLETE!

John doesn't expect a man to show up at his flat asking to be his boyfriend as an experiment. He doesn't expect his sister to get dragged into it. And he certainly doesn't expect the man to insist they've met before. AU

After the first war, Remus realizes his chances of working in the wizarding world are slim, and his wand just reminds him of how James, Lily, and Peter died. To escape this world of pain, Remus attends med school, posing as a Muggle and going by his middle name: John. A story of the missing 12 years of Remus's life . . . in which he became John Watson. This fic is abandoned.

Parolee Draco Malfoy has one last chance to redeem his family name: a Requaero Probum, a noble quest to prove his honor. And what could be more honorable than travelling to a tower to save a damsel from a curse? Harry/Draco (yes, it's slash) [A Shrek adaptation for HDOTP's HDEverAfter fest. I read the prompt, thought, BUT WHO'S DONKEY! and then had to write it immediately.]

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

It's 4.28am, and there is a corpse under Blackfriars Bridge. Sherlock is manic, Greg is patient, Sally has the world's best boss, and John has just become a father. Some things remain unsaid; life goes on.

Sherlock and John, before the wedding. John is nostalgic, Sherlock is contemplative, and the unresolved sexual tension just refuses to go away. The boys, of course, are far too British to talk about it.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others who went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"

It's 1991, and eight newly Sorted wizards and witches are about to start their first night in House Hufflepuff. There'll be singing and camaraderie and macaroons and only a little bit of screaming. Arguably AU.

It astounded John to no end that someone as unfathomably brilliant as Sherlock Holmes could fail to understand the simple concept of manners. Being the morally better half of the duo, he felt it was his responsibility to rectify that. Or: John teaches Sherlock how to say 'Please' and 'Thank You'.

John Watson is a respectable medical student in his early twenties. He has a nice flat, a good job... and he's best friends with a drug-addicted teenage street rat by the name of Sherlock Holmes. AU in which our heroes met many years earlier.

The cardinal rule of the London Underground is to never, ever make eye contact. It is a rule that, among many others, Sirius tends to follow despite his otherwise rebellious, non-rule-following nature. So the first time he makes eye contact with a human being in the subway comes as much of a shock to him as anyone else. Especially when he's unable to look away. RL/SB

Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

Poor Mrs. Ramsey doesn't understand how five-year-old Lily Watson knows so much about crime scenes, advanced weaponry, and complicated medical terminology. Determined to get to the bottom of the situation, she calls in Lily's parents - the perfectly pleasant, average, normal Mr. and Mrs. Watson - for a conference. "Appearances can be deceiving" has never been more accurate...

Teddy Lupin may have grown up in the most supportive (if dysfunctional) family ever, but he's anything but ready for his own Sorting, despite their stories and reassurances. There's a lot weighing on this 11-year-old celebrity when the Hat goes on his head, and, being raised by Harry Potter, nothing can ever be easy. Choices will be made and sparks will fly at the stigma's Sorting.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

'As a child, Remus John Lupin had always been able to control himself better than most adults could ever hope to, but after that fateful (and frankly, damning) day on the Hogwarts Express, Remus John Lupin's control was broken down piece by piece until he was just as mad as the other Marauders.'

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)

After a serious head injury, Sherlock's Mind Palace is a mess. Mycroft sends a trunk of his brother's childhood/adolescence/Uni stuff to 221B. It could be the making of his brother, or make him worse than ever. But although memories can be painful things, Sherlock can rejoice that now he has John to help him. Johnlockish.

Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.

Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

James and Peter give a bunch of rather well thought pointers that might explain why exactly Remus and Sirius can't keep girlfriends. / Rated T because of language.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Sherlock detoxes from cocaine. Rated for drug use, violence, restraining someone against his will. Pre-John Sugarverse story.

What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.

Sherlock and John being... Well, Sherlock and John. A series of small moments.

'The SA80, or, more properly, the L85A2, is a British 5.56mm assault rifle. It's standard issue and John is quite comfortable as he quickly checks it over, drops into firing position and snaps in the magazine.' A piece from John's army days.

Apparently, it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent. After the Fall, suspicion falls on those closest to the disgraced Detective…

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Follows The Reichenbach Fall. John fights the media and police for Sherlock's sake. Ensemble cast. One shot.

Sherlock through the eyes of those around him. Not everyone is as blind as he thinks they are. Accompanying fic to "Art of the Reasoner". Ensemble-cast. One shot.

A world in which Sherlock is an artist, not a detective. Though that doesn't mean he can't help solve crimes. AU.

Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Sibyl has an important conversation with her 14 year old son.

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

Sherlock and John attend the Bristol Honey Festival. A pre-slash one shot, but in the Sugarverse. Just a bit of fun.

Sherlock makes a choice; and makes John Watson the most important man in that pool. They won't see each other again for three long years. SH/JW.

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes. Jazz Age AU, eventual John/Sherlock.

John decides to go for a walk. Set near the beginning of "A Study in Pink". WAY pre-John/Sherlock established relationship, but still in my ever-expanding universe.

Lestrade is confronted by an inexplicably happy Sherlock and wants to know why. Set immediately following "Rain". John/Sherlock established relationship.

Sherlock can't sleep, and needs some explanations. Set immediately preceding the second part of "Rain". Pre-slash almost-John/Sherlock established relationship, so close!

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

1972-1981. Beginning in 2nd year, the trials and tribulations of the Marauders right up until the deaths of James and Lily Potter. Remus/Sirius relationship-centric. James/Lily. Warning SLASH! Contains m/m content in later chapters. COMPLETE.

1966-1972: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. How the Marauders came to Hogwarts, became friends, and discovered that one of them had a secret. Remus/Sirius preslash. Written 2010. Podfic available at AO3. To be edited and re-podficced at a later date.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU

Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

1993-1994: Twelve years have passed and Remus still cannot forget, nor is he any closer to understanding why Sirius betrayed his friends and the man he loved. Now Sirius has escaped from prison, and Remus has come back to Hogwarts looking for answers. Heavy in Marauders-era and First War flashbacks. My first fanfic! Written 2004. To be edited and podficced at a later date.

Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic

AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.

Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!