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Joined 07-05-07, id: 1317726, Profile Updated: 09-22-14
Author has written 38 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Host, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, 10 Things I Hate About You, Gallagher Girls, Pride and Prejudice, Two Princesses of Bamarre, Mortal Instruments, Doctor Who, Christy, and Divergent Trilogy.

"If you are feeling like life cannot go on like this, try skipping; it might help just a little." - Anonymous

I change icons like it's part of my religion.

I love Harry Potter a bit more than is healthy. Or a shitload more.

I love to beta! Here's my beta profile; I'm free to beta pretty much anything, and, seriously, I would LOVE to do it.

All five of my friends are on FF.net, and they're all actually my IRL friends. Seriously. It's more like we're six parts of a soul, really. There's J.T.R.-san, my bestest best friend since I can't remember when; Talvana, with whom I can always annoy the hell out of people in English class; Tassel630, with whom I do EVERYTHING; Unigu Mika, who brings out the pervert in all of us; and then Akira43, with whom I can squee over Pride and Prejudice uncontrollably.

Fan of Maximum Ride? If you are, and you're on my page, then you've probably read A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions, on which I diligently worked with my friends Akira43 and Tassel630. But we're not done yet. To continue the laughs, either click on the link or go to Akira43's profile and hit Leftover Alphabet Soup, where we buckle down on some rules, or, more recently, hit Tassel's page to see the very last part of the collab, entitled One-Letter Stand, where there's a special surprise in every chapter.


Things Ninja C does in her spare time: reads, writes, sleeps, plays viola, eats, obsesses over stuff, lives on the computer, cries about stupid things, laughs. I am easily reachable on Tumblr, Gmail, and NaNoWriMo.org.


A good essay is ten percent inspiration, fifteen percent perspiration, and seventy-five percent desperation.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Writers are not a naturally combative species. We’re used to sitting in front of our computers and crying. Fresh air is like poison to us. If protocol didn’t dictate otherwise, it’s very likely we would never wear pants. – Rachel Axler

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. – Margaret Chittenden

There never was a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn’t be. He is too many people if he’s any good. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

Easy reading is damn hard writing. – Nathaniel Hawthorne

A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people. – Thomas Mann

Legend has it that once, long ago, in a land far away, there was a writer who wasn’t depressed. – Robert Masello

Writing is a solitary occupation. Family and society are the natural enemies of the writer. He must be alone, uninterrupted, and slightly savage if he is to sustain and complete an undertaking. – Jessamyn West

A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name.

I refuse to play a game of wits with someone who lacks a weapon.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson

A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.

You know you love someone dearly when the idea of humiliating them is just too goddamn hilarious to pass up.

We picture lovers face to face but friends side by side; their eyes look ahead. – C. S. Lewis

A woman in danger… is a dangerous woman.

God made man, and then he said, “I can do better than that,” and made woman. – Adela Rodgers St. Johns

Whatever women must do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. – Charlotte Whitton

The more you learn about the world, the more there is to laugh about. – Bill Nye the Science Guy

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. – A. A. Milne

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. – Tom Robbins

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. – Hunter S. Thompson

If you have never said “Excuse me” to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting valuable reading time. – Sherri Chasin Calvo


CHALLENGE TIME! Continue this joke: "A Death Eater, a werewolf, and the Chosen One walk into a bar..."

Let me know if you do it, so I can read it (obviously).

OMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY COMPLIED (but the challenge is still up for grabs)!

Euphoria - Tassel630

Snape-Harry-Snape-Harry-DUMBLEDORE! - PorcelainNinja


Akira43: Ha ha, "moo." It sounds like a cow!

J.T.R.-san: Hey, I really like that deep, foresty purple!

me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in fandom.

"J.T.R.-san: I smell people!"

my sister: Are you done making the brownies yet?

Akira43: No! If we were, we wouldn't still be making them!

Unigu Mika: Well, shoot me in the head and call me a biscuit!

J.T.R.-san: OMG, it's a multicolored rainbow!

"Unigu Mika: Guys, guys! A deer hit my mom!"

Unigu Mika: *she's completely serious* Hey, you know what would be cool? If we could communicate with people using the Internet!

Unigu Mika: That was like, you and your friend are walking through the mall, then a bear shows up, rips your friend's face off, and walks away.

Akira43: It's like a ghost town, except with no ghosts... and no town.

"Unigu Mika: Would you like some mozzarella with that cheese?"

J.T.R.-san: Hello, world! Today I exist!

J.T.R.-san: I hugged it and Death came out!

J.T.R.-san: Hobo is as hobo does.

"Tassel630: *to me* I hereby dub thee King Arthur.

J.T.R.-san: What about me?!

Tassel630: You can be Lancelot.

me: Does that make you Guinevere?

J.T.R.-san: Come; let us have an affair."

Tassel630: I got a plot bunny yesterday.

me: Ooh, tell me!

Tassel630: Well, basically, Bellatrix has an alter ego... and sometimes, she's transported into the Cinderella universe.

me: Aww. I thought you were gonna say she was Hannah Montana.

me: (to my sister) No me molesta. (Spanish for "Don't bother me.")

my aunt: Yeah, quit molesting your sister.

Tassel630: Wait, where is there fire in Harry Potter 4?

"me: *intense movie moment* LET'S DO THIS.

Tassel630: Wait, help me up!"

Tassel630: I wouldn't want to be a white male landowner!

me: Yeah, that would make sleepovers REALLY awkward.

Tassel630: Aww. It looks like a young child attempting to dance!

J.T.R.-san: Oh. I was gonna say it looked like someone being shot.

lady delivering flowers for my mom: Uhh... what're you guys doing?

Tassel630: *completely serious* Hairdrying a shirt.

"me: You know it'll be a funny day when you open the pantry and find a person."

Tassel630's dad: If I start screaming, don't touch me; just hit me with a stick.

J.T.R.-san: And that is how I came to need an exorcism.

Tassel630: I'm gonna roll up my pants and be generally hip.

"our teacher: Oh, you made a little Play-Doh baby!

Unigu Mika: It's a velociraptor. But close enough."

Unigu Mika: YOU SHOULD NOT EVEN REMOTELY BE CONSIDERING BEING AN UNFAITHFUL BITCH!

Tassel630: I love that girl. That one, over there.

Talvana: *approaches, not paying attention* IT'S THE APOCALYPSE, I TELL YOU! *retreats*

Tassel630: Yep. That one.

me: So I found this Marauders fic where Peter's actually, like, a human being who can perform basic spells.

Tassel630: Instead of a little bitchsquealer running around James and Sirius like, "Ooh, James, you're so cool! James, ooh, catch the Snitch again, even though you're a Chaser! Ooh, James, mess up your hair!"

"me: I thought you were going to make the pterodactyl purple?

Unigu Mika: Well, I was, but then I realised that red is more VIOLENT."

Talvana: This does wonders for your thighs!

Tassel630: My thighs are wonderful enough. They have fine self-esteem, thank you! STOP PUTTING MY THIGHS DOWN!

our Jewish friend: *opens pack of Swedish fish* One fish, two fish, red fish... *points to self* Jew fish!

Akira43: (she lives in Florida, away from the rest of us) You guys need to tell me more of what goes on with you.

J.T.R.-san: The letter will look like this: Then Mika went to the bathroom. She hid in there for a while. I think she was counting tiles again. Tassel learned to count to twelve today, and Talvana is still trying to catch up, but at least she now knows five words that have more than two syllables, unlike the former. Ninja was told twice that Harry Potter is not a reliable source for her essay on early writings of the 18th century, and I learned that I cannot fly, nor should I ever attempt it. The ground hurts.

"Akira43: I'm so mad I could... eat... something!"

my sister: Is she dead?

me: No, I'm getting inspiration! Shut up!

my sister: Buckle your swashes, gents; this party ain't over!

me: Seriously, though, if my music gets annoying, just tell me, and I'll turn it off.

Unigu Mika: Well, at least it'll never be as annoying as your face.

"me: I had a weird dream last night. J.T.R.-san was in it, and my dad, and it was about what was supposed to happen today.

Tassel630: Was it prophetic?

me: Yeah, except for the part about any of it being right."

my cousin: Either way, I'm a cat or a Renaissance hobo.

me: When I come back, there'd better be chicken and rejoicing.

Tassel630: Those things do usually go hand in hand.

J.T.R.-san: What can we do to make her feel better besides push her out of a window?

Tassel630: In what way is being pushed out of a window theraputic?

J.T.R.-san: Oh, you know... the freefall... so relaxing.

Tassel630: Do you speak from experience?

"Megan: French people are crazy.

our sociology teacher: Sorry, couldn't hear you. What?

Megan: French people are... cool!"

Megan: I need more toucans in my life.

Akira43: I've always wanted a boy waffle.

J.T.R.-san: When we go tramping on the leen...

"Unigu Mika: They're, like, the inner circle of lovers!"

Tassel630: Well, it was either going to be ice cream or Pachelbel.

Tassel630: Who's on the fifty-dollar bill again?

me: Grant.

Tassel630: He's a schmancy pooper.

me: It's just like confetti, except made of ice and death!

"J.T.R.-san: Hang, on, I'll see if I can turn my computer on.

me: I never knew you could be so seductive."

Tassel630: He's the Doctor AND Cedric Diggory!

me: Like a gymnast!

J.T.R.-san: Like a zombie!

me: You're too smart for us, Tassel.

Tassel630: *struggling to open pocketknife, not paying attention*

J.T.R.-san: Case in point.


"Sometimes things have to be believed to be seen." - Anonymous

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Prince Among Men by sohypothetically reviews
Katniss and Gale are hired to protect the Prince of Denmark as he tours America promoting his bestseller. Can he convince her that he is a man worth getting to know? I do not own The Hunger Games. This is a work of fiction. Any vocal likeness to persons either living or dead - like Tom Hiddleston, for instance - is purely unintentional.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Gale H. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 10546 - Favs: 9,039 - Follows: 8,210 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Some Days by Eienvine reviews
{Lizzie Bennet Diaries} Some days she thinks she was wrong about William Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Too Friendly by keeptheotherone reviews
An innocent dinner invitation sparks a maelstrom in the Weasley-Granger-Potter families when Rose wants to take her parents to Malfoy Manor. "Scorpius stared at the scar for a long time, trying to absorb what his eyes were telling him. His family—his dad!—had been just as involved in helping Voldemort rise to power as Rose's family had been in stopping it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,724 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
mistletoe and wine by Ash Light reviews
"But maybe just once a year, when they take a break from all the shouting and cursing and fighting, it can work for them." The holiday season is a time for friendship, love, laughter and, most particularly, hope. Twenty-six Christmases spanning the years, with a whole host of characters. Marauder-era to post HPB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
You're Awful by Whatchoofelloverfor reviews
James is fed up with being ignored, and Lily tries to make up for it... with a song? Quick LJ oneshot, where they're in an established relationship. Song from the musical, "On The Town."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
His Untold Tale by Talvana reviews
A story left unknown that tells of one Severus Snape who always loved Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Secret Unwritten Diary of a TARDIS by Talvana reviews
From when they first met, the TARDIS's side of their story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2011 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor
One Piece by Akira43 reviews
Life is like a puzzle, and it's the puzzlemaker who has the power to put it together or rip it apart. Unfortunately, the flock were victims of a very poor puzzlemaker.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Max, Jeb B.
The Echo of Unspoken Words by PorcelainNinja reviews
Rose has never forgotten the Doctor. Never. Every year she returns to the beach where he left her to hear the echo of three unspoken words. And, no, they're not "I love bacon," though I seriously considered it. Post-Season 2, Pre-Season 3. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor Is Finally Ginger by PorcelainNinja reviews
Life goal, achieved. Check! Rose, Jack, and Ten. No particular time/season. Written at 3 a.m. Please excuse weirdness. : Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Déjà Vu All Over Again by PorcelainNinja reviews
Rose Tyler, a year after the Sycorax invasion, is still stuck on Alternate Earth, missing the Doctor. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Revelations, Important by PorcelainNinja reviews
The Doctor suddenly realizes what kind of man he is, with his usual great timing: in the midst of a sword fight atop a Sycorax ship on Christmas Day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Clubbing a Toad by Quillified reviews
Rose has a club and a long-held crush. Scorpius has a toad and an invitation. Rose/Scorpius fluff piece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
This Is Life by lauraxtennant reviews
Some...probably very, very rubbish poetry. But something in my brain forced me to write it. Probably a Carrionite. Or something. Anyway, it's Ten2/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Interview by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
A boy meets a portrait...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
To Be Continued by thelilacfield reviews
Let me tell you a story, children, about a boy with a scar and a fandom worldwide. A tribute to Harry Potter, because what is life without it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
And by TaiKaze reviews
The life of Doctor and Rose after Journeys End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Poster Girl by sydneysages reviews
She's the beacon of light for the world, but does she want to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Victoire W. - Complete
Only At The Burrow by thelilacfield reviews
The Burrow is one of those homes where something is always happening. Shouting, explosions, complaining, visitors...life is never quiet when you're a Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
One Letter Stand by Tassel630 reviews
The ultimate collab of the ADD - one chapter, one letter of the alphabet, one fabulous Maximum Ride author. Continuation of A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions Ninja C and Leftover Alphabet Soup Akira43 .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,930 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Annabeth C by larkgrace reviews
PJO version of the poem 'Annabel Lee' By Edgar Allen Poe. The product of boredom and caffine. First published Fanfic. I do not own Annabel Lee or PJO. R&R, constructive criticism welcome but no flames.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Mistaken Mistletoe by TimeToWriteIsHistory reviews
George Weasley does not think his pranks through. Therefore, it is entirely his fault that he has an irate bushy-haired bookworm threatening to set an angry flock of birds after him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
How it Began by red panda with black wings reviews
Fanfiction writers were rising up against the writers of old. Alarmed, nine of the world's best authors were called together to stop the rebellion. Thus, the Twilight series was born.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
The Way It Works by RodentFace reviews
Draco reflects on happiness, love and how everyone other than himself has the both. The story is better than the summary. I promise you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Mr Darcy's Breeches by cherryflowerblossoms reviews
Mr. Darcy's Breeches: the real reason for his actions at the Meryton dance. Inspired by: bride and prejudice. Rated M for sexual themes.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Harry Potter Drabbles by PorcelainNinja reviews
What-if scenarios, POVs that nobody really considers much, etc. An astonishing amount end in death. Mainly just me fiddling around with a pen and paper, and for some reason typing up to post. I do hope you enjoy. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
I Love My Job by Sam Storsky reviews
Neville's been working at Hogwarts for a while now. Here's why he loves his job...and it's mostly centered around a certain trio... Rating cause I'm paranoid. Sequel "I Love My Job II" is posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Lydia Educates Mary by Darthmat reviews
Lydia, realizing that Mary is indeed a sister to her, decides to teach her the ways of the world. The world of flirtatious females, to be exact. Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Critical Mass by Angel-son of Caesar reviews
Contains the secrets to building and taking down walls. Specifically, the walls of Lily Evans. JamesLily, rated T because all my stories are rated T. I don't like change ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pistachios by MF Goon reviews
In which Lily's brain slowly but surely melts, while James enjoys a mysterious snackfood. Rated T to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Arriving at Shell Cottage by nichelle.hp reviews
Ron has arrived with Hermione from the Malfoy Manor, still reeling from the encounter. Hinted HG/RW. As canon and factual as I could make it
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Forgotten by A Mad Man With A Box reviews
"J.K Rowling. You should know just how brilliant you are." The Doctor goes to get his copy of Deathly Hallows signed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Forever Cursed by Sun Daughter reviews
When a boy leaves Calypso behind, she has to go through heartbreaking, painful experiences, only to have it happen for the rest of her life. Calypso never forgets each hero, for it is memories that tie her to life. It is her burden, and it is her curse. *Veritas Award Winner*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Calypso - Complete
Mr Hogwarts by books4evah reviews
"and... I believe they should, uh, our education over here, in Hogwarts, should help Hogwarts, or should help the Beauxbatons...so we will be able to build up for our future...for us..." Like Miss America. Only, ten bajillion times cooler. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Friendly Advice by ArcanineOod reviews
Don't trust me. Don't ever trust me. Weeping Angel's POV
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/18/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Brotherhood by Livelier reviews
Ah, the things best friends ask each other... "Prongs, would you still be my best mate if I turned out...you know, gay?" A story about the bond between brothers. R&R? SB/JP, JP/LE, SB/OC. Rated for safety. Oneshot! Edited 6/13/12
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Concerning Grey Hair and Magical Campfires by Tassel630 reviews
Returning to Camp Half-Blood for the sixth year. Percy/Annabeth fluff. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Colors: A Comparison by Angel-son of Caesar reviews
The late-night musings of James and Sirius about colors. Companion/sequel to my one-shot Colors: A Change of Style. Highly recommended that you read that first. One-shot, Lily/James, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ignorance Smells Nice by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
In which Percy asks Annabeth a random question, and she doesn't know how to answer. Percabeth, G!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Reflective by PorcelainNinja reviews
Tonks has been thinking...a little more than usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - N. Tonks - Complete
Friends, or something by PorcelainNinja reviews
A poem by Luna, whilst in one of her contemplative moods after a meeting of the D.A.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
Harness by Nightfall Daybreak reviews
After observing the fairies and the butterfly familiars, Bertie concludes that she wishes to fly. But she's a little girl, and "little girls don't fly." So Ariel teaches her how to. Oneshot.
Eyes Like Stars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bertie S., Ariel - Complete
Merry and Bright by ilysia reviews
What with Jadis' conquering Narnia, Father Christmas' banishment, an unwelcome journey, and some decidedly vindictive humor, this Christmas looks to be merry and bright... or then again, perhaps not.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Father Christmas - Complete
Brave Enough by StarSpray reviews
Neville isn't sure he's up to whatever the future holds after Dumbledore's death. Then the Room of Requirement takes him somewhere completely unexpected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Neville L., Aslan - Complete
The Luna Effect by PorcelainNinja reviews
The Yule Ball is drawing near...how might things have gone differently if Luna had been their friend from the start?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Freefall by PorcelainNinja reviews
What if...Bella had jumped when there wasn't a storm?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella - Complete
Leftover Alphabet Soup by Akira43 reviews
A series of oneshots written by me Akira43 , Ninja C, and Tassel 630. No chapter connections, no pairings--merely attempts to amuse and entertain ourselves both ourselves and our readers. Continuation of A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Any Mortal Can Bear by ilysia reviews
He looked at her- queen-killer and mother-slayer and serpent and enchantress- and the only doom he could pronounce was his own. Rilian meets the silver chair.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Rilian, Lady of the Green Kirtle - Complete
And Then They Made Out by chaletian reviews
Rose Weasley knows that she and Scorpius Malfoy will have a beautiful romance that will reunite the wizarding world. Admittedly Scorpius isn't convinced, but Rose is pretty sure he'll come around. Eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
7 by Josephinee reviews
Gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, pride, sloth, envy - the exact seven sins they could easily apply to their complex, undeniable, and most of all, mutually unwanted attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,620 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Sexiest Wizard Over 30 by lachambre11 reviews
Hermione, Rose and Hugo have quite a surprise on September 1st - a 500 words drabble written for Checkmated's Back to School Secret Gift!Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Under Protection by ilysia reviews
A young warrior facing a foe he cannot defeat finds himself under the protection of a most unexpected defender.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Seeing More by Realmer06 reviews
Rose Weasley is a mystery, one that Scorpius Malfoy is determined to solve, even if it takes seven years and a conversation with a portrait or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,247 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Lily Pad by Tastes-Like-Fry reviews
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? James jokes, Sirius snorts and Lily now has a frog for a hat. Read for your daily dose of fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Avoidance, Plans and Butterflies by KourtTears reviews
“Verona, just shut up, kiss me and I’ll owe you one.” Formerly 'Of Avoidance, Puppy Dogs and Plans.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,790 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009
Cupcake Business by painted.inkblot reviews
I didn't expect this cupcake business from Lucy. I thought she'd write depressing poetry or something.' Lucy wants a cupcake for her birthday, among other things. Percy/Audrey, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Desire by PorcelainNinja reviews
Hermione's POV: In the midst of their quest for the Deathly Hallows, Ron and Hermione are seized by a sudden rage of hormones...one minute, just sitting and talking, the next...kissing, and...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Betrayed by PorcelainNinja reviews
Fang one-shot, this is the bird kids as actual kids, like, right before Jeb came, and also Fang right now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Fang, Angel - Complete
No One Mourns the Wicked, except me by PorcelainNinja reviews
Wicked-the Musical, from Glinda's perspective. Right now it's rated T for Teen but it might change to M later, depending on what my pen decides to spit out.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Glinda U., Elphaba T.
TimeTurner by PorcelainNinja reviews
What would happen if Harry went back to right before his parents died?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Whose End is Destruction by ilysia reviews
It was not mere chance that led the White Stag into Narnia at the end of the Golden Age, for destiny lies heavier on some than on others.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Condensed Twilight by Le Squirrel reviews
Yeah, Stephanie, you went way over the top. Here's the true essence of 'Twilight'....in less than 700 words.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Fade by ilysia reviews
Already, in this Narnia that is not Narnia, Susan is beginning to fade.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Missing Chapter by Josephinee reviews
An insight on Scorpius between 'Chronicles' and 'Paramnesia'. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter: If Only by TeamVampire reviews
Harry Potter version. Series of one shots about hilarious situations which could occur, if only someone would trigger them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Lost Pevensie: Finding Narnia by UndeniablyMe reviews
The rain falls on a London day, but somewhere beyond the sun shines in an eternal dawn in Narnia. Will Susan Pevensie, left alone, ever remember that place where her siblings play? Is it possible, after turning your back on it, to come back to Narnia?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Extremely Unrealistic Coincidences by ladyclaire4161 reviews
What happens when you put an angry Lily Evans next to James Potter on a ten hour flight to California? A series of extremely unrealistic coincidences find Lily and James stuck together during the summer before their seventh year. Will changes occur?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,788 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Elevator by Groundswell reviews
The Marauders meet after they've died... in an Elevator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Knock, Knock by Akira43 reviews
It's hard for The Gasman to stay strong, to prove to Iggy and Fang that he can be just as strong as they are even during the worst of times. But even 8-year-old mutant bird-kids need to be comforted sometimes. Oneshot, Gazzy's POV, scene from Book 3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Fang - Complete
Sasuke's Family by Unigu Mika reviews
It took longer then a day for Team Taka to reach Madara with the Hacibi's body. But, what exactly happened when traveling back to the Akatsuki's base? Let's find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pack by nope7777 reviews
I was the boy who was more wolf than human. She was the girl who strived to be normal. He was a prisoner in his own kind. Soon we would be on our own. Survival of the fittest is different without a pack by your side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008
The Assignment by Unigu Mika reviews
There's a new student who just moved to Tokyo during the middle of school, and she's going to meet some new people who might just make her crazy. Rated T for language. No lemons or yaoi; later pairings as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U.
How Could This Have Happened? by Unigu Mika reviews
Once friends, they fought against each other. Now one might have paid the ultimate price. But, in the end, who is it that really suffers? Sasuke and Naruto NOT YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Reversed Roles by Unigu Mika reviews
They were in trouble and she helped them, but now she's the one who needs help from them. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Magical Pretty Pink Princess Roy Mustang by Unigu Mika reviews
In a land far, far away... there's a cracked-out land that is like an alternate Fullmetal Alchemist universe. Unfortunately, most logic has been rotted away. CRACK AND NOTHING MORE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008
Hogwarts Never Knew What Was Coming by amyniknak reviews
What exactly happened on Fred and George's first day at Hogwarts? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
101 Ways to Defeat the Dark Lord by Tassel630 reviews
101 ways Deathly Hallows might have ended, had J.K. Rowling felt a bit more... shall we say... strange. Series of unrelated oneshots. Some OOC. Hence 'Parody'. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Voldemort
Euphoria by Tassel630 reviews
So a werewolf, a Death Eater, and the Chosen One walk into a bar... -Written for Ninja C's Finish This Joke Challenge- -oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
Sunkissed by maseykeredith reviews
Bella returns from the beach with a horrible sunburn. What will Edward do to help soothe it? Pure fluff, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imprinted For Life by alisonlynn reviews
Yes...the title stinks. Sorry. Anyway, spiolers for Breaking Dawn. Jacob's conversations with his beloved as thier life continues, and begins again. Renacob!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Day Five: There Will Be NOMing by Unigu Mika reviews
Now, how about we watch one "normal" day of summer school with our favorite characters, Sasuke and Naruto? -NOT YAOI-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 295 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Consequences Of Boredom by FloatingBubbles reviews
or, Why Lily Can't Keep A Steady Boyfriend. Follows the relationship between James, Lily, and Lily's various potential boyfriends over the course of three years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Raid by xiao chan reviews
Melanie and Wanda have...special needs. How in the world can they explain it to the boys?
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Laundry by Saiyachick reviews
Not even Edward can save Bella from her accident proneness.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confederacy Victory by Tassel630 reviews
-All canon- "Edward beat Alice at chess, and then I played Jasper. He buried me." Bella, Eclipse, Page 57. Exactly how badly did Bella lose during that chess game?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Voldemort Takes Therapy by Talvana reviews
We all know dear old Voldey needs help, well now he's going to get it! It's fun, it's random, it's what I do!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mary Sue by SilverDrama reviews
On her sorting day, the New Generation almost make Mary-Sue Smith cry, and, WHAT?, she ISN'T screaming for revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Garlic or Something by Tassel630 reviews
-Part of The Lone Wolf universe- Angela: confused, in the know, and highly freaked out. Read The Lone Wolf first.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Angela - Complete
The Lone Wolf by Tassel630 reviews
-Pickup from Zukaddy- "My heart sank through my stomach like a leaden weight, pulling my mood down with it. 'I, uh, met you last night,' I finished lamely. And I fell in love with you last night, too. " OC imprinting story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
A Summary of Twilight by nevermore199 reviews
A summary of the first book in the Twilight series. You want facts, you got 'em right here.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changed by Zayz reviews
LJ. "They’re just…them. LilyandJames, JamesandLily. Hogwarts' favorite couple. All the little cracks in between don’t matter when the whole product, their bond, is so grand and immaculate otherwise." As told by Sirius. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dreams Make for Interesting Thoughts by Confoundment reviews
When dreams plague Lily, what is she to do? Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Essential Guide to Eragon Mary Sue by Emerald Tiara reviews
We've all encountered her. We all have many futile attempts of avoidence to our name. We must learn how to defend ourselves. We must fight! discontinued
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
The Question by LongwoodLancer8 reviews
James decides to take the leap and ask his longtime girlfriend Lily a question of some importance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
She Walks in Beauty by Tiger Lily21 reviews
One-shot. Darcy reads a poem that reminds him violently of Elizabeth. Unable to get her out of his head, he is glad to find a way to see her again. Based on Lord Byron's poem, "She Walks in Beauty".
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Cats Eyes by Pittsy reviews
He stared directly into the wide green eyes glaring at him. He couldn't figure it out. There was something about these eyes that held the secrets of the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Disobeying Eyebrow by Pittsy reviews
Lily gives James a chance. His eyebrow blows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kid Me Not by Hanneli reviews
RoseScorpius twoshot. Rose denies, Al meddles, Scorpius is, of course, caught in the middle. What else is new?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Promises by SilverInkblot reviews
Come with me; back to a time of innocene and wonder, summer days and starry nights. Where the promises you made were the priciples you lived by. Come back; because you never should have left.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
You're A Strange One, Lily Evans by qwertybob reviews
Formerly known as 'Boys Will Be Boys'. Welcome to the mind of Lily Evans where blokes confuse to no end, James Potter is a subject of mystery, and daydreams are slowly taking over. Read&Review SVP XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,093 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Potter Induced Madness by FallenMystery reviews
Lily hates James because he drives her crazy. Crazy enough that she finds herself spending a lot of time talking to the little voice and making midnight trips to the kitchens for brownies. LJ hate love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Like Father, Like Son by WaterSeal reviews
Ah, the hospital wing. Who doesn't love it? James and Harry of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
That Summer by Luminous Star reviews
It's the summer before seventh year and someone's moving in next door to Lily's house. someone she'd never expect in a million years to move in. Major changes are in store for Lily Evans...she just doesn't know it yet. --399 REVIEWS! You guys are AMAZING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,774 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Lone Wolf by Zukaddy reviews
Ashton's mother is a drug and alcohol addict, and his father is gay. When he gets sick of his life in Texas, he sets off for his mother's side of the family to learn his Native American past. What he finds there is what he least expects: werewolves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Though Yesterday Is Gone by Hanneli reviews
The 8th anniversary of Voldemort's defeat marks an annual day of mourning for the wizarding world...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Brownie Obsession Unrelated To James Potter by LadyMarauderette reviews
I had one main problem. This was the most unusual out of all the abnormalities I had. I was obsessed with eating brownies. Which happened usually after I saw James Potter, but I refuse to believe it was actually because of him. Lily&James!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Granddad Weasley Would Never Forgive You! by Hanneli reviews
For those who think Jo was hinting at a future relationship between Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. The prologue is set at their first meeting, when shy little Scorpius begins to develop a crush on the talkative girl he meets on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,628 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Harry Hates Cats by hateater27 reviews
Lily and James have bought a cat in an attempt to make the cottage more homely, but baby Harry doesn't take to Beans too well ...Sorry, it's incredibly short, but please tell me what you think anyway. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Videogames, Vampire Style! by Talvana reviews
This is something odd, something interesting, something...wonderfully random! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Unwanted Consequences by Akira43 reviews
Best friends are great for many things, including volunteering you to watch their three year old daughters. What happens when Roy is roped into babysitting Elysia one night, and what will this escapade result in? [no pairings, no spoliers]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Roy M.
Afterlife Snape by Minerva McTabby reviews
Dead Snape explores his options. References to mythology, LotR, Discworld, DH Epilogue. Gen, no pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
What WOULD Have Happened If Narcissa Was Evil by Talvana reviews
If Narcissa had said Harry was alive in the forest, what would have happened? This is short, random, stupid, not wellwritten, and the characters don't act like themselves that much. But hey, I was bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lily, did you know? by Talvana reviews
I suggest you hear the song Mary, did you know? before reading this. Someone else, I repeat, SOMEONE ELSE, made this youtube thing and THEY made lyrics for the song to be Lily, did you know? I made MY OWN lyrics for it! THEY get credit for the idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Edward vs Mike by Talvana reviews
Mike challeges Edward to a bunch of contests and Emmett is loving it! Please send me reviews on what ya think! It's my first! So, be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Emmett Can Move by topaz addiction reviews
Emmett attmepts to teach Jasper how to dance...this of course can only lead to chaos.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Playing Dumb by Willow25 reviews
Elizabeth pulls an I Love Lucy on Mr. Darcy. Takes place postPride & Prejudice. Very short oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
The Deplorable 'Sue by Petraverd reviews
Charn may not have been destroyed in the way you think it was...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Some Things Never Change by The Steppy One reviews
Set after 'Deathly Hallows'. A conversation I envisaged the trio having, however difficult the topic to discuss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Back to Work by EchoBravoTango reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS AKA SPOILERS George always loved openning up the store in the morning. Back at WWW after Fred dies, George reflects on being alone. NOT SLASH Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/26/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Hallows and Horcruxes by No Coward Soul reviews
Deathly Hallows epilogue Jane Austen style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Nearly Perfect by Telturwen reviews
What Harry's life should have been like. In other words, the life he missed out on when he lost a mother and a father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
The Boring Life of Severus Snape by The Inamorata reviews
One of the FIRST postDeathly Hallows fics on YAYNESS. Anyways, yeah, DH SPOILERS so if you haven't read the book yet then don't read this. Oh yes, and it's a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Path Chosen by Akira43 reviews
I'm going to become the Fuhrer, Maes. I'll transform how this whole country runs. It's the only way I can justify taking my next breath. songfic, to the Beatle's Blackbird
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
The Secret Identity of Fuhrer King Bradley by Akira43 reviews
Just who exactly is Furher King Bradley? What is his secret identity? This quick drabble will hopefully answer all of those mysterious questions. [no spoilers] EDITED!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Führer Bradley - Complete
Wizarding Orchestra by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
All I can say is...this was first inspired by a section of my giant 7th HP novel that never got finished in which my Mary Sue starts up an orchestra, getting Snape to conduct it. I was inspired by a friend from school to do this. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Dobby, OC - Complete
Survival Guide for Hogwarts: First Years by twilightm00n reviews
Need help avoiding Peeves? Not sure what teachers not to mess with? Well then here's the guide for you! Essential for all first years to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Harry for Cynics by it's a riot reviews
One shot. A very short read. Harry is approaching this whole, my life as a hero thing quite realistically. And sarcastically. This is my life... and people want to READ about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Biting Thumbs by The Luna Complex reviews
Lily teaches James a bit about Shakespearean insults.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Forgotten by nofutureforyou reviews
Oh dear god, muttered Snape, as Dumbledore skipped into the staff room and began handing out roses to the staff members. He was in one of those moods again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Coffee and Insults by something-like-love reviews
Remus Lupin needs coffee. It is an accepted fact. But in the staff room which contains coffee, there is also Snape and Sinistra. And all he wanted was coffee. But really, they are so bloody obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Eldestest by The Green Pilgrim reviews
The plot THICKENS!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Brisingr: Eragon Aflame! by Anda Faith reviews
A parody of the beloved book Eragon by Christopher Paolini. Warning: insanity will ensue...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Anatomy of A Gentleman's Seduction by fictionalcandie reviews
There were some things he would never admit to anyone, and the number of times he had almost kissed Elizabeth Bennet was one of those things. Oneshot. Darcyfic. Part of a series.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Of Ostrich Logic and Oatmeal Roses by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
Alright, fine. So James and I got together on Valentine’s Day. What of it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Cherazor reviews
P&P What if Mrs. Bennet had gotten it her way? What if Elizabeth had been forced to marry Mr. Collins? What would Mr. Darcy feel and do about that?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006
Eyes Like Emeralds, Hair Like Fire by ms james potter reviews
He wants her so badly he could cry. And for James Potter, that's saying something. LJ [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
New World Symphony by kazooband reviews
At the end of it all, Dumbledore picks up his viola.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
And Then the World Went Nuts by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A series of oneshots dealing with just about everything, usually ending in death, spontaneous combustion, or both, oddly enough. Funny how that works.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
A Lion's Comfort by Rosa Cotton reviews
The day she left for the country with her sister and brothers, Lucy spotted a lion. Movieverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Books by Pittsy reviews
She loves diving into a good one. He hates them with a fiery vengeance. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pretty Girl by Cardeia reviews
A short piece for every woman who wishes to be swept off their feet by a dashing and charming knight.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
What Have Tomatoes Got to Do With Anything? by Eggo Waffles reviews
Recent studies show that if one watches RotK and then reads 'The Importance of Being Earnest' by Oscar Wilde, one will wake up at midnight and write something a bit like this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Denethor, Peregrin T. - Complete
Meme by Minerva McTabby reviews
A completely improbable account of what might have happened to Sirius beyond the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Fame, clearly isn't everything by Merlyn reviews
[CoS] Gilderoy Lockhart is annoying, Severus Snape is getting irritated a lethal combination. Unseen events that took place in The Chamber of Secrets. Rating for strong language and a slightly adult conversation. Title has nothing to do with P. Stone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The List Goes On! by She's a Star reviews
Takes place during CoS. One of the many adventures of Hogwarts' most adored DADA teacher: the one and only Gilderoy Lockhart!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Gilderoy L.
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2001
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Veronica Mar(auder)s reviews
Lily Evans, school outcast, attempts to solve the murder of her best friend. Edited by PorcelainNinja.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Frank L., Mary M.
Touch reviews
Tris is from Abnegation. Her touch is not bestowed frivolously.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
The Burrow Brunch reviews
Every Sunday, the Weasley extended family and their friends hold a brunch at the Burrow. Things get a little complicated as the years go by.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,685 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
When Things Go Slightly Wrong reviews
A series of short stories about when things go slightly awry in the Harry Potter world. No particular era, plot, characters, or pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007
A Cheap Dance by the River reviews
And this time, it's not ruined by sheer stubbornness. Christy/Neil. Oneshot.
Christy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Christy H., Neil M. - Complete
Wizarding Royalty reviews
If Weasley is Our King, what does that make the rest of his family? Ron/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Kids on Kennedy Street reviews
Lily decides to visit her grandmother over the summer, but new neighbours promise a more interesting holiday than she anticipated. Formerly titled Monroe. Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
And it All Went Downhill from There reviews
Jacob, Embry, and Quil get into some mischief. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Jacob, Embry - Complete
Valentine's Day reviews
The sweetest people Lily will ever spend time with. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Smile reviews
Of course, this doesn't mean they're anything more than companions. Right? Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
It Doesn't Mean We're Lesbians reviews
Girls always love their girlfriends more than their boyfriends, am I right? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blast from the Past reviews
James has flashbacks. Oh, yeah, and also suicidal tendencies. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Remember When reviews
Some good ol' reminiscing at Taki's. Oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Citadel reviews
Rhys worries himself to distraction. Addie/Rhys. Oneshot.
Two Princesses of Bamarre - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Natural Highs reviews
Yes, this is stolen from the ever-popular list found on many profiles here. Basically, small things that still manage to brighten the flock's days. Canon pairings, no particular subject. Completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 115 - Words: 31,211 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
An Offer of Marriage reviews
Darcy's first failed proposal, from his point of view. Taken from the 2005 movie. Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Average Afternoon reviews
A day in the life of mid-year Gryffindors. Nothing special, really. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2010 - James P. - Complete
Something Borrowed reviews
In which a person is the thing borrowed, cakes come with all kinds of surprises, and Petunia acts like a human being. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Men and Directions reviews
If they would only listen to the rational female GPS on the dashboard... Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Rachel D., Percy J. - Complete
They Seem To Be Infectious reviews
Lily's falling, as well as tucking and rolling. Sequel to Scars Are A Family Trait. For Love among the Ruins. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scars Are A Family Trait reviews
Involving Apparition, scars, and showers. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Death, Be Not Proud reviews
Rose cares about those left behind, once their loved ones are gone. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Never reviews
Zach's great at keeping secrets. After all, he's a spy. Zammie. Oneshot.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
A Girl Can Dream reviews
Rose and Scorpius were meant to be. You'll see. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sweet Nothings reviews
...Are just that. Katrick. Oneshot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Epic Snit reviews
Kat doesn't like it when the world doesn't see eye-to-eye with her. Katrick. Oneshot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
Suddenly Adult reviews
A new adult emerges in adolescents' midst. And he's got a request. Katrick. Oneshot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Rehearsal reviews
Patrick can't find Kat. Sweetness ensues. Katrick. Oneshot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
Proserpining reviews
Annabeth is reminded of some things by her poetry homework. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Smitten reviews
Victoire's not going to Hogsmeade this weekend - not with anyone, not for anything. Well, Teddy will just have to make some alternate plans, then. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
His Mom reviews
Luke's mom was always like this. Always. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Luke C., May C. - Complete
Bewildered reviews
Ian's got a lot to be thankful for, and he owes the most to Jared. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ian O., Jared H. - Complete
Cake Dots Her Fingertips reviews
Snape spies, one last time. One-sided Lily/Snape. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I, Lily Evans reviews
In which Lily discovers magic, experiences two starkly different meetings, and gets owl poop on her rug. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bubbles reviews
Lily loves bubbles. James loves Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions reviews
Collab between me - Ninja C -, Tassel630, and Akira43. No chapter connections whatsoever. Just a little collection of Max Ride oneshots for our own entertainment, and, if we're lucky, yours too. Completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Reflected reviews
Melanie hates the choice Jamie made for Wanda's new body. A little reflecting - hence title - on Wanda between her and a distraught Ian. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Ian O. - Complete
Heart to Heart Conversation reviews
New Moon and slight Eclipse spoilers. Bella FINALLY opens the conversation hearts from Jacob. What will they say? NOT Bella/Jacob, just a random anecdote involving them. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete