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Joined 07-05-07, id: 1317801, Profile Updated: 01-02-10
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Legal Drug.


I'm an 80's kid. And kind of a 90's kid, kinda.

I draw stuff. :D

My demeanor is just about that of an angry drunken man.

I enjoy wearing hideously bright clothing. Favorite colors are yellow and black together.

I am probably one of the 4 people you meet in your life that actually enjoys mint water.

I'm not really all that active on here. I have these epically monumental ideas, but I guess I lack the attention span to finish much of anything. But the big ideas usually stick, though they may not be regular.

...Like, at all. XD


A lot. A whole whole lot, mostly shounen manga and CLAMP works, with a bit of original shounen-ai suff (like Gravitation) AND HETALIA. LET'S NOT FORGET HETALIA.


A lot. A whole, whole lot. All Rock, esp. metal, lots of alternative, dance/techno, oldies, classical and opera, some hip-hop and rap. Gorillaz, Rammstein, Alphabeat, Shiny Toy Guns, Mika, Junior Senior, Hollywood Undead, 3OH!3, The Killers, Keane, Ladytron, Nightwish, Eminem, The Who, Dark Oscillators, Queen, System Of A Down, Bond, Imogen Heap, Daft Punk.

Lots of musicals, too.


Not as much as the above. FFTactics of all kinds, WILD ARMS (only 1 and Alter Code F), a bunch of Final Fantasys, Harvest Moon,...more... (lazy)


Btw, just so you know, rival pairings are my favorites. I don't know what it is...probably like the "No!! I can't have dirty thoughts about him!! I hate him!! He's my MORTAL ENEMY!! But oh, those lips...!!" XD Lmao.

All I care to mention is SASUNARU CIRCA 1999. What can I say. They're just so in love.

Other than that, I'm open to most all pairings.

Stories I'm workin' on:

The Sound Of Music - Well, since you've bothered to visit my profile, you may as well get a bit of a background story on this. If you've watched films like V for Vendetta and the like, you've gotten a feel that totalitarian governments SUCK.

Well, they do, and that's exactly what Danzo has done to...uuuh...whatever this city is. Konoha, Tokyo, doesn't matter. Well, probably Konoha, but, who cares, as long as its Japanese of some sort and I can add suffixes without looking like a moron.

ANYWAY. He's knocked up a lovely victory over Minato, who reigned nice and peacefully with his lovely wife Kushina, who was a music major, and played...dun dun dun...cello. So, blah blah blah, similarities to actual Naruto plot, coup d'etas, Kushina dies giving birth to Naruto, ponies and rainbows. Except not.

Danzo, eating fried chicken on his recliner while dusky maidens fan him with palm fronds, is sending out arseloads of men to hunt Minato down. Minato manages to hang tight a while, and creates the Orchestra in loving memory of his wife, conducting the thing.

That is, until plot happens that I can't refer to you in my current state (Millennium Puzzle rofl) and Danzo wipes him out. So laying a bit more low now that their leader is dead, Tsunade (insert rest of Naruto plot in between that) conducts the Orchestra...who keeps the spirit going, I suppose. It's full of holes at the moment.

But I suppose I'll reveal more background story later on when it's not so spoilerific. ;D

...And some others. Fun stuff.

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Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Baring Your Colours by Flaming Orange Rose reviews
Ichigo had never really found an interest in sport, save martial arts, of course. Now he is going to find out the true meaning of 'supporting your colours'. Grimmichi. YAOI. BxB.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,903 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Afraid of the Dark by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,961 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Substitute by StarkBlack reviews
Kiba has a heart to heart with Sai, and learns there's much more to the artist than he first thought. Sadness, loneliness, and confusion plague the pale beauty, and Sai doesn't even understand why... Warnings: Language and graphic sex between two males.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
Lead Angel by Hidden Ink reviews
Neji and Gaara begin an anonymous correspondence on their desk at school. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,333 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Go the Frick to Sleep by difficile reviews
“I beg your pardon? Would you care for a kick in the groin?” Balthier asked, and Vaan flinched at the thought. Sharing a bed with Balthier wasn't fun; Basch could agree with that - when would they shut up? Maybe some blackmail would do 'em some good.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Balthier, Vaan - Complete
I'm Online! by RAINBOW.LOVE reviews
Naruto is now 'Available' Read the hilarious conversations between our beloved ninja as they... Instant message....? oooookkkkkk.....well R&R OMG it has a plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Male Bonding by Balloon Animal reviews
Team Kakashi spends a night at the hot springs resort in an attempt to help bond the team members, however, when Sai asks Naruto some difficult questions, bonding takes a different spin. Warning, Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Sweet Dreams My Diary by makebelievegirl reviews
I want to know who you are? His fingers slid down my chest. I couldn't breathe. Who was this man and what did he want with me? And why are his fingers touching my ................. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Mature. Updated, read chapter 12!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,227 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Konoha Times: The Uchihan Confession by Imina reviews
SasuxNaru. COMPLETE. Naruto has returned home from a mission to find something strangely amiss. Everyone he met was either blushing or staring at him! Epilogue now up: Baby makes three.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crystal Clear by MystIc fAte reviews
Cloud is 15 and has just joined the Soldier Trainee program and hates it...but with the presence of a certain SOLDIER it's not too bad. ZackxCloud! Yaoi!COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,291 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Am I Gay? ! by TGyamiBakura reviews
Updated! In which Syaoran things about himself... :refers to title: Can he deal with it? Maybe with the help of Kurogane and Fai! Can he tell Sakura? Hints of ryuuouxsyaoran OR syaoranxryuuou..not tellin xP
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Mercutio by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Be careful what you read in books by Chemical-Inbalance reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto escape the heat in a book store, as well as purchase some books along the way. However Sai picks up a book that will change him, but for better or worse? SAI x NARU Yaoi warning :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Delivery Boy reviews
Damnit, he always gets all the chocolate! -HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, SON! :3- Shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sound Of Music reviews
When Sasuke takes in a beaten kid off the streets, he gets a lot more than he bargained for. But at least there's never a dull moment, right? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Snow reviews
It's Christmas Eve, snowing at Green Drug. Amidst the holiday madness and Santa hats, Kazahaya is reminded by the flakes of last year. RikuKaza, a bit of DouWata. :D Merry Christmas!
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Don't Give Them Ideas reviews
One of those stories where our favorite Naruto characters discover their online fandom. Oh, you know they're fun. :D YAOI, SasuNaru, others...?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Homemade Chocolate reviews
Matt is too lazy to go out and buy chocolate, so he makes some himself. Mello is unable to wait, and ends up in a...tight situation. Yaoi! Yay! X3 MattxMello, what else?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Term Paper reviews
Sasuke walks into Itachi's room wondering what a term paper is, but learns a lot more than that: he learns about himself, things he'd never wish he'd known. WARNING: Uchihacest,masochism
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Great To See You Again reviews
It's been three years since he left, and he hasn't shown his face once. But who can tell the motives of a ninja to do the unexpected? Yaoi. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete