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Joined 07-06-07, id: 1318714, Profile Updated: 08-10-09
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, and House, M.D..

Hola, everyone!

I used to be a Narutard, but after recent events in the manga, It's fallen out of favor with me somewhat. D:

I'm part Korean, part Italian, and part Puerto Rican. I love anime/manga and I want to go to a good art college in New York City, preferably SVA.

Please support my horrible excuse for fanfiction, my excessive cursing, character bashing/personality assassination, and above all, support my habit (yaoi is my drug AND anti-drug).

Some things about me:

I love anime and manga

I am a HUGE HUGE yaoi fangirl

I act like a lesbian...although I'm not. :D I've been told that I'll probably come out once college comes around, but...we'll see XD

I love dark chocolate and often compare my eye color to the godly stuff.

I hate sunlight.

I create the weirdest, gayest characters ever. I have completely lost the ability to draw in a straight line. I have completely lost the ability to draw straight lines themselves. Even with a ruler. The word "manly" is not in my drawing vocabulary.

I love reviews...they make me feel loved. Since I'm constantly bashing myself, I need feedback to let me know that people like my shit.

I've recently become addicted to various Harry Potter and Bleach Pairings!

Favorite Harry Potter Pairings: Snarry, DracoxHarry, BillxHarry, SiriusxHarry, RemusxHarry, FredxGeorgexHarry, Tom RiddlexHarry, and OliverxHarry...basically I like Harry as uke XD;; I'm also relatively fond of SiriusxRemus.

Favorite Bleach Pairings: KenpachixIchigo, IchigoxHanatarou, HichiIchi, GanjuxHanatarou, AizenxIchigo, KariyaxIchigo (although no one writes it TT), and UraharaxIchigo. I also like's sweet in a disturbing way XD;

Things I hate in fanfiction:

1. Bad spelling/grammar. There's something nifty we invented quite a while back. It's called education. Get it. If that fails, then use spell check. Or find a beta. There's absolutely no excuse.

2. Complete character assassination when it's not intended to be a crackfic. I'm sorry, but Harry Potter does not dye the tips of his hair red and green, wear copious amounts of eyeliner, pierce/tattoo every available inch of skin, or wear Invader Zim/My Chemical Romance/whatever emocore rock alternative band shirts. Just no.

If I see any of these, I stop reading. Immediately.

My Deviantart account is: (although I've been dead there for a while. I'm trying to work on stuff to upload there, though!)

On Smackjeeves my username is sae. The collab I'm working on is called Trois Mondes, although it's on brief hiatus while my friend gets her tablet.

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Becoming Real by point-of-tears reviews
War is surreal, especially in the magical world. Between an evil megalomaniac, inordinate battles, and arduous training, life can become intangible. What does it take to become real again? Slash HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,000 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Cherry Lips by BonneNuit reviews
AizenxIchigo yaoi AU Ichigo's friends make him cross dress for the sake of cheap booze. A Yakuza, Sousuke Aizen, sees Ichigo and thinks he is a woman. He asks him out on a date which Ichigo is forced to accept. No rape- consensual sex, cursing, violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,121 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
Die Hohlen Kosten des Lebens by SugarBeatAngel reviews
Demyx is a jew living in Krakow Poland during WWII. Xigbar is a Nazi Brigade leader occupying the city. A chance encounter leads the two into an unexpected friendship and possibly more as they learn they're not as different as they once thought. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,195 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Twisted Carnival by Saya-Sama reviews
It's the way I love you, It's the way I kill you...TykixAllen AU
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,559 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Of Friends and Fine Lines by A Linguist Lost reviews
Ron is finally beginning to surrender to his own feelings of inadequacy. Viktor, on the other hand, would do just about anything for an end to the alienation of fame. Empathy is all either desires, but what happens when one takes it a step further?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Ron W., Viktor K.
Dead Stars by Metrocarded reviews
Calvin knows something isn't right. He just can't figure out what.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Morning Wood by Croup reviews
Kiba gets woken up by Naruto and the two have a rather awkward moment. KibaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between Chad and Sado by Maximum Poofy reviews
Learn the difference between the two and why it is Chad turns that new shade of red when they call him Sado. Call me Chad. Indeed. Warning: Yaoi. Some certain, suggestive material. . .hehe. Read and Review.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Ichigo K., Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
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At the Bottom of Everything reviews
Oh, my morning's coming back, the whole world's waking up. All the city buses swimming past, I'm happy just because. I found out I am really no one. Songfic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
All It Took Was A Glance Around The House reviews perfect, House announced as he rummaged for his little orange pill bottle.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
As Shadows Play in the Shape of a Man's Desire reviews
Gaara is the new kid at Konoha High School. There, he meets the number one hyperactive sophomore, Naruto Uzumaki. What are these feelings that the blonde has managed to stir up within him? Sorry, my summaries suck. GaaNaru, ItachiOC and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
I Could Be The One Fish reviews
Ichigo says something odd and Chad has no clue what it means. Slight ChadIchi. Partial songfic? Inspired by Hellogoodbye's "If You Wanna I Might ".
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
Gangs Of New York reviews
On the streets of New York, it's a whole different world. When Sasuke gets pulled in, will he join the Konoha Alliance with his brother or be lured by Orochimaru's promises of power? SasuNaru and others, full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Another Way to Clear the Halls reviews
A oneshot challenge issued by my friend Julio. I needed to use the line "Listen up now honey, you're gonna be sorry." Implied yaoi. Lmfao. Rated to be safe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
RedString reviews
I do not have a bond. I do not have my friend. I do not even have my own mind. My string, my little red string, has been taken. I have nothing left. Clear SasuNaru, but no real interaction. Angst, Tragedy. I'm so sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Melodious Nocturne's Last Song reviews
I'm...afraid, admitted Demyx in a small voice. I'm afraid I won't come back. Demyx's assignment is to destroy the Keyblade wielder in Hollow Bastion, but what if he is the one who is destroyed? Demyx doesn't want to fade away just yet...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
At The Black Rose Nightclub reviews
Kiba's a big fan of his friend Naruto, who's the lead singer in a band. When he accidentally gets fifteen tickets for fourteen friends, who will get chosen to go along with them..? Could it possibly be the man Naruto's crushing on? ItaNaru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete