Eowyn77
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Joined 07-06-07, id: 1318747, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 34 stories for Twilight, Lord of the Rings, and Superman.

Hi! Thanks for stopping by!

If you're looking for my Transformers fics, please visit The Botosphere (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2096745/Botosphere), my collaborative profile shared with Darthishtar and kateydidnt and dedicated to movieverse kick-butt alien robots! :) And in case you're wondering, I think the best-ever writer of G1 fanfic is far and away The Starhorse (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/852445). Seriously, go check out her fics because they are absolutely stunning in their brilliance! :)

As you can tell by my penname, I'm a fan huge fan of Tolkien (especially Eowyn/Faramir), although right now I'm dabbling more in the world of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight. I'm a mother of two young kids, married to my very own human version of Edward. (The rose in "Breakfast" was inspired by him.) :) I stay sane by trading my college-age cousin food for reading suggestions. When Twilight was recommended by everyone in her apartment, I just had to read it. Now I'm completely and totally hooked on Stephenie Meyer's imaginary friends.

I tried to swear off fanfiction when I went back to university after 8 years away to become a paralegal. I started channeling J Jenks in what became "Priority Client" and got completely sucked back in. There's no escaping the plot bunnies. :)

"Facing the Music" is now being translated into both Spanish (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5836378/1/Facing_the_Music) and Portuguese and "Fifty-Eight Nights" will soon be translated into Russian. Many thanks to the translators! :)

I'm also a fanfic writer on Pelirroja's Twilight fanfiction archive at http://www.ramblingsandthoughts.com/twilight/index.php

Hope you enjoy!


I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman.

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What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,588 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10478 - Favs: 11,435 - Follows: 12,176 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Lost by The Starhorse reviews
A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 80,408 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird by geophf reviews
Verse VI: I'm an easy going, adventurous bloke in the midst of a den of gorgeous, Slovakian female predators. Succubae. A bloody dream come true, right? Yeah…well…not so much.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Garrett, Kate
Slip Ups by Aytheria reviews
A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies’ lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,396 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
And Eyes That I Might See by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Autobots get cornered in a canyon after a Decepticon attack, along with a handful of humans. Unfortunately, Amanda is blind, making things a little harder for her. How's a girl to manage when she can't even see the giant robot aliens who rescued her?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
The Honeymoon by Juliejuliejulie reviews
The first night of the honeymoon on Isle Esme. What exactly happened after Edward pulled Bella deeper into the ocean? The events from the water to the bedroom from Edward's POV. Five chapters. Mature but restrained content, hopefully true to the canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Explanations by whitereflections12 reviews
When Renesmee overhears an argument between Edward and Rosalie, she learns something her father never wanted her to know. Just some father/daughter Edward and Nessie. I can't find the right title...@.@
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Apple by Soului reviews
O7 Movie Prowl has heard some illogical human conversations, but this one takes the cake. Now a series of oneshots. CH.2: Sideswipe discovers an interesting human tradition.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
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Interludes reviews
MoS 'verse, set between a superhero being brought to his knees and a certain, fateful introduction. It would take months for Metropolis to return to normal, and while Superman is patient, Clark isn't quite THAT patient. Lois is either smitten or in denial, but regardless, a world-class reporter never stops asking questions.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,635 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Perry W., Martha K.
FiftyEight Nights reviews
Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,648 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hypocrite reviews
Edward can't stand idly by while Rosalie takes her revenge on Royce. Companion fic to chapter 28 of FiftyEight Nights.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
Fathers reviews
Companion fic to chapter 23 of Fifty-Eight Nights. Charlie and Carlisle have a little talk, father to father.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Charlie S., Carlisle - Complete
Kindred Spirit reviews
Esme protected Charlie from Victoria while James was hunting Bella. What were her thoughts and feelings about this unusual role?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Esme, Charlie S. - Complete
Bright Ideas reviews
Companion fic to Fifty-Eight Nights. Alice takes Bella on their first sisterly shopping trip with Bella's new Cullen credit card.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Alice, Bella
Defying the Sun reviews
Alice and Jasper have some fun with the motorcycle Edward gave to Jasper as a gift in Eclipse. Written for the Sentimental Packrat Challenge on Silly Bella's challenges forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Awkward reviews
What did the Denali girls give Edward as an engagement present? Set during the wedding reception in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Kate - Complete
Priority Client reviews
Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
Anytime reviews
Bella's first face-to-face with Emmett and Jasper after Pheonix.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Pebbles in a Pond reviews
Eowyn's grand-daughter turns to her in an hour of doubt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Surprise reviews
Carlisle is taken by surprise by two visitors -- Alice and Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Pilgrim reviews
Carlisle's arrival in the New World involves some interesting characters. For the President's Day Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges forum: Write a story about a Cullen "rubbing elbows" with a famous historical figure.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2008
Facing the Music reviews
Forks is rocked by a scandal involving the perfect Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,855 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Cherub reviews
Edward, Bella, and Alice get some more "exposure" to Solimena's paintings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Heartstrings reviews
Edward and Esme have a few things to work out after her change. For the "Sitting by the Furnace" Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges Forum.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Stolen Words reviews
For ColdHandsWarmHeart's Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges Forum. Bella discovers Edward's sentimental side.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2008
Overnighter reviews
Sequel to Fair Game. Bella confronts a secret from Edward's past when he goes on an overnight hunting trip with his family. Slightly AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
Just As You Wished reviews
An observer's POV in the Volterra town square. For Alcyone's challenge in Silly Bella's Twilight Challenges Forum to write a half flash fic of exactly 55 words.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Monstrous Thirst reviews
A series of drabbles about how the Cullen's confront their unique diet.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007
From a Certain Point of View reviews
The night Jasper attacked Bella, seen through the eyes of some of the Cullens. For the POV challenge on Silly Bella's Twilight Challenge Forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2007
Rule reviews
Why would the newborn Emmett follow Carlisle? For Silly Bella's August challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
No Way reviews
Edward has some explaining to do after he spends the night alone with Bella. My first attempt at Rosalie's POV. I hope I did her justice!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Warped reviews
Felix's ruminations in both Volterra and Washington. The first chapter was for SillyBella's July Volturi POV challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Charge reviews
Jasper's thoughts while they save Bella from James.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Intoxicated reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Serpent and Sparrow reviews
Summary: Drabble inspired by the imagery in Twilight on page 264. Because sometimes we forget...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Fast Friends reviews
With all that stands between Arwen and Eowyn... age, race, prejudice, not to mention Aragorn... could they ever become friends? Just a little oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
Dancing reviews
How did Faramir know so much about the people of Rohan? Just some fluff and fun based on a dream I had.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Fateful reviews
What on earth was Edward thinking when he sneaked into Bella's bedroom for the first time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Certain reviews
Two drabbles. The first refers to the moment in New Moon when Bella asks Alice to change her after the vote. Alice's eye widened with terror and Edward sees what she does. The second takes place while Edward runs Bella home after the Vote.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Prodigal Son reviews
Edward coming to himself in his rebellious period.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Fair Game reviews
Edward got more experience resisting physical temptation while living in Alaska than Bella could ever imagine or would want to know. Written before the release of Eclipse, but otherwise true to canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Breakfast reviews
This was my fluff and nonsense entry for the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Twilight site. To my utter amazement, I placed, taking third. As always, thanks goes out to my lovely beta MotherofaBella. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
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