Hardcore Heathen
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Joined 07-06-07, id: 1318750, Profile Updated: 03-01-14
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Fate/stay night, Assassin's Creed, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.

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Name: Hardcore Heathen.

The Fanfiction Forum: I am a member, and I post additional information about stories and such over there. You also usually get to see things I post before they make it to FFNet (if they ever make it to FFNet at all). It's a good site, and has a lot of authors for various fandoms hanging around. Check it out.

Age: 23.

Gender: Male.

Health: All monitored systems are functioning within normal parameters.

My interests: Writing, reading, and gaming. I play DOTA 2 far too much. I also do pencil-and-paper roleplaying games online (typically with long-time friend Nugar, whose name I mention in the vague hope that his popularity will mystically bring me pageviews) and with real life friends. It's a relaxing hobby when you're not the DM.

Other Things About Me: I'm currently escaping the polar vortex via an extended stay in southern Texas. If anyone knows of good places to eat in San Antonio, let me know.

Author's Notes

I'm writing a self-insert fanfic set in another fanfic; what am I doing with my life?

Thought of the Day:

Maybe my dreams would come true if the person having them wasn't me.

-Last Updated: March 3, 2014

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Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,529 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 244,883 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna, Kirito/Kazuto
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 137,777 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
Fractal by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
It's funny how the world works. There are too many things near and dear to us for a wand to be drawn at every occasion. Everyone has a story, and the lines and points come together to form a web of something too ephemeral to measure. Harry thinks that the strands are snapping a bit too quickly. A rewrite of The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope. Added to the DLP Library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7904 - Favs: 4,199 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
When demons walk the earth, bending the very forces of nature to their will, there's little humans can do besides fight, run, and die. No matter how big they dream or how loud they shout, the demons always win. Because in the end, what's a boy to a Bijuu? What's a breath to a raging gale? (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 191,324 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12793 - Favs: 14,639 - Follows: 12,156 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Dual Wielding by Thrythlind reviews
In the aftermath of the Fourth Grail War, a Servant was left behind in the world of mortal men. Ten years later, when the Fifth Grail War begins this has a profound impact on what is to come for Shirou Emiya
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,498 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Shirō E., Saber
Infinite Swords by DaGunth reviews
Emiya Shirou can instantly understand any weapon he sees. An IS is most certainly a weapon. What will happen when the amateur mage is thrust into the futuristic world of the IS Academy?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,768 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Shirō E.
Chemical Substance by hitori.no.boku reviews
She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,751 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hell and Back by Sizdothyx reviews
Naruto x God of War: There are parts of this world that are twisted. Bent. Roaming into such Broken Lands is fatal and thusly avoided. When Naruto and his team enter such a place, they'll discover that there are worse things than death. Far worse things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Food for Thought by RakeeshJ4 reviews
How does Konoha eat, anyway? Why does Naruto care? A story about how Naruto decided to go slow and steady, in at least one way, towards his dream of becoming Hokage. Has expanded to become an action/adventure/intrigue story. Rated 'M' for chapter 11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,607 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Uzumaki Aircraft by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
He observed the hawk in flight. He watched as the wind danced across the moors. He saw the leaf float upon the currents. And then, he got an idea. A horrible, frightening, disturbing, and utterly evil idea. What if I could fly? Collection of short stories
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 186 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Fate Revelation Online: A Mirror's Honest Reflection reviews
Set in the world of Fate: Revelation Online, by daniel gudman. Faced with the reality of a Death Game, what would you do? Would you flee the thought of death like a coward? It is a doomed effort, for even cowards cannot escape the truth: to be a magus is to walk with death. Avoiding all the monsters in the game simply leaves one with more time to walk that razor's edge.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 3/2 - OC, Argo, Diabel
The Man Without Fear reviews
The Captains of Soul Society have their first meeting with Zaraki Kenpachi. It goes poorly. One-shot, Complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Three Minutes to Midnight reviews
Naruto begins his genin career under the tutelage of Mitarashi Anko. He quickly learns that he has never hated anyone this much in his entire life. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Path of the Broken Creed reviews
There is power in the past, enough to remake the hell of the present. The path to it is hidden behind the blood that pools at his feet, the legacy of a broken creed. Naruto/Assassin's Creed crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,193 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U.
The Gate reviews
An expedition to Sand is cut short when the Konoha nin stumble upon the Gate...to the edges of space and time. In which Naruto is a hero to many, and Neji discovers what it truly means to shape fate. Post-Training Trip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Overlay reviews
Permanent Hiatus, but I submitted an outline for what I would have done as the final chapter. During the battle at Wave, Naruto fails to dodge Haku's senbon. They strike him directly in the stomach, and the world will never be the same because of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,432 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Lost Years reviews
The first six years of Uzumaki Naruto's life are a carefully concealed mystery, most especially from the boy himself. Those hidden years, years of betrayal, death, and absolute servitude have been lost...until now. Recently rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Twelve Failures reviews
A series of different characters and how they failed twelve times, shaping the world around them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Iruka U.
The Nature of the Beast reviews
The story of the Kyuubi's fall, betrayal, and sealing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete