Hardcore Heathen
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Joined 07-06-07, id: 1318750, Profile Updated: 07-17-15
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Fate/stay night, Harry Potter, Assassin's Creed, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.

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Name: Hardcore Heathen.

The Fanfiction Forum: I am a member, and I post additional information about stories and such over there. You also usually get to see things I post before they make it to FFNet (if they ever make it to FFNet at all). It's a good site, and has a lot of authors for various fandoms hanging around. Check it out.

Age: 24

Gender: Male.

Health: All monitored systems are functioning within normal parameters.

My interests: Writing, reading, and gaming. I play DOTA 2 far too much. I've also started playing World of Tanks and War Thunder.

Author's Notes

Harry Potter and the Pursuit of Happiness is the only thing I intend to write for at the moment.

Thought of the Day:

People always say that their dad is their hero, but Superman could kick the shit out of your dad.

-Last Updated: 17 July, 2015

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Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 6,217 - Follows: 5,990 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 218,469 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 3,155 - Follows: 3,215 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 219,433 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,041 - Follows: 3,289 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 214,335 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 5,019 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 69 - Words: 349,068 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
The Lesser Sadness by Newcomb reviews
Crush the world beneath your heel. Destroy everyone who has ever slighted you. Tear down creation just to see if you can. Kill anything beautiful. Take what you want. Desecrate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,949 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Penelope C.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14452 - Favs: 19,051 - Follows: 16,609 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Copacetic by Materia-Blade reviews
My story was finally over. I had brought the Golden Morning and my reward was life. I found the peace I'd fought so hard for. The world was open to me! All I had to do was stay out of the light, and not draw attention to myself. That would be easy! ...I didn't last a week.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,404 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Skitter
Remember by Golden Lark reviews
Tokiomi summons a red Archer for the Fourth War. - Chapter 12: Interrogations, infodumps, and expositions.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Archer
Knight of the Sun by Sayle reviews
When Naruto finds himself in the land of Drangleic every time he sleeps, it doesn't take long to realise it is horribly real. Unsure of why he goes there and struggling to progress in a world where death is an inconvenience, it will be a test for his will to succeed the likes of which the Academy Student has never faced before. He cannot come through the crucible unchanged.
Crossover - Naruto & Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,793 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 4886 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Fractal by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
It's funny how the world works. There are too many things near and dear to us for a wand to be drawn at every occasion. Everyone has a story, and the lines and points come together to form a web of something too ephemeral to measure. Harry thinks that the strands are snapping a bit too quickly. A rewrite of The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope. Added to the DLP Library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,698 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8483 - Favs: 5,962 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Dual Wielding by Thrythlind reviews
In the aftermath of the Fourth Grail War, a Servant was left behind in the world of mortal men. Ten years later, when the Fifth Grail War begins this has a profound impact on what is to come for Shirou Emiya
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,494 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Shirō E., Saber
Infinite Swords by DaGunth reviews
Emiya Shirou can instantly understand any weapon he sees. An IS is most certainly a weapon. What will happen when the amateur mage is thrust into the futuristic world of the IS Academy?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,768 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Shirō E.
Chemical Substance by hitori.no.boku reviews
She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,751 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 2,593 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hell and Back by Sizdothyx reviews
Naruto x God of War: There are parts of this world that are twisted. Bent. Roaming into such Broken Lands is fatal and thusly avoided. When Naruto and his team enter such a place, they'll discover that there are worse things than death. Far worse things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Food for Thought by RakeeshJ4 reviews
How does Konoha eat, anyway? Why does Naruto care? A story about how Naruto decided to go slow and steady, in at least one way, towards his dream of becoming Hokage. Has expanded to become an action/adventure/intrigue story. Rated 'M' for chapter 11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,607 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Appreciation by Aleh reviews
There are many stories in which Team 7 gets a sane, well adjusted sensei who helps them to become loyal, competent shinobi of the Leaf. This... is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 104,669 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007
No More Underwear by recodan reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Uzumaki Aircraft by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
He observed the hawk in flight. He watched as the wind danced across the moors. He saw the leaf float upon the currents. And then, he got an idea. A horrible, frightening, disturbing, and utterly evil idea. What if I could fly? Collection of short stories
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 226 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 270 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Fate Revelation Online: Mind Games reviews
A side story to Fate: Revelation Online, by daniel gudman. Faced with the reality of a Death Game, what would you do? Would you flee the thought of death like a coward? It is a doomed effort, for even cowards cannot escape the truth: to be a magus is to walk with death. Avoiding all the monsters in the game simply leaves one with more time to walk that razor's edge.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 3/2/2014 - OC, Argo, Diavel
Harry Potter and the Pursuit of Happiness reviews
The Wizarding World has been kept a secret from Harry for eleven years. Some secrets are better left unexplored - they have a nasty tendency to kill those who look too closely. After all, to be a wizard is to walk with death - though Harry will press on into the mysteries of magic. Anything is better than Privet Drive. AU, Type Moon crossover. Not a romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,915 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P.
The Man Without Fear reviews
The Captains of Soul Society have their first meeting with Zaraki Kenpachi. It goes poorly. One-shot, Complete.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2012 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Three Minutes to Midnight reviews
Naruto begins his genin career under the tutelage of Mitarashi Anko. He quickly learns that he has never hated anyone this much in his entire life. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Path of the Broken Creed reviews
There is power in the past, enough to remake the hell of the present. The path to it is hidden behind the blood that pools at his feet, the legacy of a broken creed. Naruto/Assassin's Creed crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,193 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Naruto U.
The Gate reviews
An expedition to Sand is cut short when the Konoha nin stumble upon the Gate...to the edges of space and time. In which Naruto is a hero to many, and Neji discovers what it truly means to shape fate. Post-Training Trip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Overlay reviews
Permanent Hiatus, but I submitted an outline for what I would have done as the final chapter. During the battle at Wave, Naruto fails to dodge Haku's senbon. They strike him directly in the stomach, and the world will never be the same because of it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,432 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Lost Years reviews
The first six years of Uzumaki Naruto's life are a carefully concealed mystery, most especially from the boy himself. Those hidden years, years of betrayal, death, and absolute servitude have been lost...until now. Recently rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Twelve Failures reviews
A series of different characters and how they failed twelve times, shaping the world around them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Iruka U.
The Nature of the Beast reviews
The story of the Kyuubi's fall, betrayal, and sealing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Minato N. - Complete