Hazing Insanity
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Joined 07-06-07, id: 1318760, Profile Updated: 12-11-13
Author has written 4 stories for Warriors, Wizard101, and Ninjago.

Name: Hint - It's the Capital of Wyoming

Age: 18

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Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Beaten:My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

I am the Girl who got

kicked out of her home

because I confided in my

mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the sister who

holds her gay brother

tight through the painful,

tear-filled night.

We are the parents who

buried our son long before

his time. The football team

beat him to death simply

because he was gay.

He was only seventeen years old.

I am the man who died

alone in the hospital

because they would not

let my partner of twenty-

seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who

wakes up with nightmares

of being taken away from

my two father who are the

only loving family I have.

I hope they adopt me.

I am the man who died

when the medics stopped

treating me as soon as

they realized I was born

intersexual.

I am the man who stopped

attending church, not

because I don’t believe,

but because they closed

their doors to my kind.

I am the father who has

never hugged his son

because I grew up afraid

to show affection to other

men.

I am not one of the lucky

ones. I killed myself just

weeks before graduating

high school.

The constant pain

and ridicule was

simply to much to

bear.

I am the mother who is

not allowed to even

visit the children I bore,

nursed, and raised.

The court says I am

an unfit mother

because I now live

with another woman.

I am the prostitute

working the streets

because nobody will hire

a transsexual woman.

I am the home-ec teacher

who always wanted to

teach gym, until someone

told me that only lesbians

do that.

We are the couple who

had the realtor hang up on

us when she found out we

wanted to rent a one-

bedroom for two men.

I am the girl who’s afraid

to hold her girlfriend’s

hand in public. What if

someone sees us?

I am the person who

has to hide what this

world needs most.

Love.

Shatter the silence.

End homphobia.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

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Ducunt Volentem Fata reviews
When a respected scientist is murdered, the ninja are enlisted to protect a flash drive that had belonged to her. When a woman claiming to be fate itself warns them of an impending death, it becomes clear that this mission is more than it seems. Just what is on that flash drive and who is that mysterious man that keeps following them around? Mild Jay/Zane
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LeafClan reviews
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