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Author has written 16 stories for Slayers, Psych, Cowboy Bebop, Harry Potter, Big Wolf on Campus, Tin Man, Wizards of Waverly Place, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Kingdom Hearts, and A-Team.
Hi!! you reached the profile of The March Hatter, Fan girl extrodinare, I am a 21 Year old brunette, currently living somewhere in Texas and I enjoy: Yaoi, Comedy, Crack!fics, Parodies, Crossovers, Fluff, Randomness, Insanity, Love Triangles, Love Quadrangles, Love Hexagons, Complex Plot Devices, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Love/Hate Relationships, Sadomasochism, Blood Play, Kidnapping Fics, Handcuffs, Intense Psychosis, Mysteries, Secret Relationships, Plot Twists, Fan-Service, Lemons of A Slash-y Variety, And The Occasional Ménage à trois Between Three Really Hot Dudes.
I do not, however enjoy: Mary-sues, Chan or Shota, Beastiality, Vampire!Fics, People who refuse to update untill someone reviews, Or Flamers.
Current Subject I'm the MOST into: Sherlock; The Avengers; BTR; Teen Titans
Current Obligatory Profile Quote:
"Friendship is the only cure for a lightning bolt to the face!"
Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged
My Most Super-Special Awesome Chocolatey Mega Fudge-Coated Super Favorite Quote of All Time:
"Why is it so difficult to believe that my imaginary friend is trying to bludgeon you to death with a piece from a board game?!
. . . You can get back to me on that."
Merton J. Dingle
Fandom: Big Wolf on Campus
Reccomended Story of the Update: Equilibristics, the Balancing Act by hoarfrosted (BTR)
Summary: As James grows and develops over the years, so too do his romantic ideals, his devotions, and his perception of the world and the people around him. It's the only explanation he can gather for his continued interest in the circus.
Song Currently Stuck In My Head: "Shake it Out" from Florence The Machine
Current fav. Pairings:
My O.T.P.(Animation)- Gojyo x Hakkai (58) Saiyuki
My O.T.P.(Live Action)- Tommy x Merton Big Wolf on Campus
#1 Jude x Jonesy
#2 Jude x Wyatt
Fav. Character Overall: Jonsey: Sometimes, I like the pervy ones.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Not Sure...
Avatar: The Last Airbender:
#1 Zuko x Sokka (Zukka)
#2 Jet x Zuko (Jetko)
#3 Jet x Sokka
#4 Jet x Zukko x Sokka (Who says I can't have my cake and eat it too?)
#5 Aang x Katara (Kataang
Fav. Character Overall: Sokka! I have a thing for the comic relief.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Ozai. He's kind of a bastard.
Axis Powers: Hetalia:
#1 Germany x Italy (Gerita)
#2 America x England (USUK)
#3 France x UK (FrUK)
#4 Sweden x Finland (SuFin)
#5 Austria x Switzerland (AustroSwiss/Edelweiss)
#6 Austria x Hungary
Fav. Character Overall: America! Not sure why but I find him so adorable...
Least Fav. Character Overall: Belarus-- Crazy Bitch.
#1 Kyo x Yuki
#2 Haru x Kyo
#3 Haru x Yuki
#4 Hatori x Ayame
#5 Shigure x Ayame
#6 Kyo x Tohru
Fav. Character Overall: Kyo! I have a thing for red-heads with attitude . . .
Least Fav. Character Overall: Akito. How could it be anyone else?
Fushigi Yuugi: #1 fav Chichiri x Tasuki
#2 Kojii x Tasuki
#3 Hotohori x Nuriko
#4 Chichiri x Hikou (Could it be any more obvious? I don't think it was the fiancee Hikou was really after)
#5 Nuriko x Tasuki
#6 Nakago x Tamahome (oh the EviL possibillities)
Fav. Character Overall: Tasuki! Two words. Red. Head. wait, there's one more: HOT.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Shoukitei. A.k.a.The Emperor of Kuto (Qu-dong). He's a twisted pedophile, a terrible human being, and an Uber sucky ruler!
#1 Yuki x Shuichi (predictably)
#2 K x Sakano (Not so predictably)
#3 Hiro x Suguru
#4 Ryuichi x Tohma
#5 K x Hiro
#6 Ryuichi x Shuichi
#7 Ryuichi x Tatsuya
Fav. Character Overall: Shuichi! He's so . . . . . sparkly? dontcha think?
Least Fav. Character Overall: Renji. Do Not Want.
Wild Card: Tohma. I just can't decide when it comes to him. It's a love/hate thing.
#1 Nakatsu x Kayashima
#2 Nanba x Nakao
#3 Dr. Umeda x Shizuki (a.k.a. Mizuki-chan's Brother)
#4 Sekime x Noe
#5 Kagurazaki x Nakatsu
Fav. Character Overall: Nakatsu! I'm a sucker for hyper active nut jobs.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Nihonbashi. A.K.A. School reporter. he's kind of a wesael.
Inuyasha: 1 fav. Inyasha x Koga
#2 Sesshomaru x Miroku (Not so predictably)
#3 Inuyasha x Miroku
#4 Miroku x Sango
Fav. Character Overall:Miroku. I just love a good pervert!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Kikkyo. The site of her fills me with hate.
#1. Skwisgar x Toki
#1(B) Pickles x Toki
#2. Nathen x Ofdensen
#3. Ofdensen x Pickles
#4. Nathen x Toki
#5. Pickles x Skwisgar x Toki
#6. Snizzy Snazz Bullets x Pickles
#7. Murderface x Knubbler
Fav. Character Overall: Toki. Like I said, I'm a sucker for hyper active nut jobs.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Seth. He's a dick.
Ouran High School Host Club:
#1. Kyouya x Kaoru
#2 Kyoya x Tamaki
#3 Hikaru x Kaoru (I'm a sick, sick, puppy. And I'm cool with that.)
#4 Mori x Hunny
#5 Mori x Haruhi
Fav. Character Overall: Kyoya. mmmmm... megane...
Least Fav. Character Overall: Tamaki's Grandmother. I kinda wanna punch her in the face. Constantly.
#1 Hakki x Gojyo (58)
#2 Sanzo x Goku (39)
#3 Dokugakuji x Kougaiji
#4 Kenren x Tenpou (still technically 58 . . . I think . . .)
#5 Konzen x Goku (Liwise, but with 39)
#6 Goku x Nataku
#7 Sanzo x Gojyo
#8 Nii Jienyi x Kogaiji (What can I say . . . I'm a Bastard.)
Fav. Character Overall: Gojyo. What do you want from me, he's a sexy red head! It is not within my power to resist him.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Gyokumen Koushu. I hate her so much it's impossible not to yell when I see her on the screen or on a page of my manga.
#1 Millie x Carrot
#2 Carrot x Marron (Don't judge me.)
#3 Zaha (Sacher) x Carrot
#4 Gateau x Marron (the most obvious of them all!!)
Fav. Character Overall: Carrot. Isn't it obvious? I love him so much i've apparently made him the designated Pairing whore of the Spooner Continent.
Least Fav. Character Overall: None really.
Soul Hunters (a.k.a Houshin Engi)
1 fav. Taikoubou x Youzen
#2 Kou Tenka x Taikoubou
#3 Taikoubou x Fugen
#4 Hakuyuuko x Kou Tenka (I have no Idea why I have done this . . . I've never even read one so it's mostly in stories i have laying around, unfinished . . . but I have an affinity for odd pairings some times, and I think I like these two together)
#5 Raishinshi x Nataku
Fav. Character Overall: hmm . . .uh . . .er . . .uh . . . I LOVE THEM ALL!! Taikoubou, Youzen, Kou Tenka, Raishinshi, Nataku, Fugen, Shinkouhyou, Emperor Zhou, Ki Hatsu, Kashi, Yin Jiao, Yin Hong, Ki Shou, Taiitsu Shinjin, Inshi, Suu Kokuko (Though that's mostly cause I loike saying his name. his spirit beast is SUPER annoying though), Hakuyuuko, (HAKUYUUKO!! WHY?!), . . . . . . Mybe it's just eaisier to tell you who I DON'T like . . .
Least Fav. Character Overall: Genshitenson & The Juunisen. They're a bunch of miserable manipulating old bastards.
(I say all of this, Having never read the comics)
#1 Beast Boy x Robin
#2 Speedy x Aqualad (Spaqua)
#3 Beast Boy x Aqualad
#4 Beast Boy x Jericho (I love me some obscure pairings!)
#5 Speedy x Robin
#6 Beast Boy x Cyborg
#7 Raven x Starfire
#8 Raven x Beast Boy
Fav. Character Overall: Beast Boy of course. I told you, I love the comic relief! And he's green, my favorite color! Plus there's the ears. Gotta love the ears.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Mento. He was kind of a jerk to beast boy growing up, and I know he meant well but, that doesn't mean I don't still want to knock his lights out.
#1 Chase x Jack (Chack)
#2 Rai x Jack
#3 Chase x Rai
#4 Clay x Rai
#5 Chase x Jack x Rai (I think I have a problem...)
Fav. Character Overall: Hmmmm . . . Either Jack or Raimundo. both of them have the capacity for good AND evil, which I rather enjoy in a character.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Wuya. The only reason I DON'T want to kill her is that she convinced Rai to be come temporarily evil. WhicH, I have to say, I enjoyed immensely.
#1 Kaiba x Jounouchi (Puppyshipping)
#2 Bakura x Mariku (Psychoshipping)
#3 Bakura x Ryou (Tendershipping)
#4 Mariku x Malik (Bronzeshipping)
#5 Malik x Ryou (Anghstshipping)
#6 Bakura x Malik (Theifshipping)
#7 Honda x Otogi (Chaseshipping)
#8 Bakura x Yami (Darkshipping)
#9 Yami x Yugi (Puzzleshipping)
#10 Seto x Yami (Prideshipping)
#11 Jou x Yugi (Wishshipping)
#12 Bakura x Seto (Antagoshipping)
#13 Yami x Jou (Dragonshipping)
#14 Jou x Honda(Buddyshipping)
...Can we just say that I ship almost all of it? It might be easier that way...
Fav. Character Overall: Jounouchi (Joey). You should already know why by now.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Anzu (Tea). Is that really any surprise to any of you? I'd rather knaw off my foot than listen to her speak. Especially about friendship.
#1 Chazz x Syrus (Angelshipping)
#2 Chazz x Jaden (Rivalshipping)
#3 Zane x Atticus (Friendshipping)
#4 Jaden x Syrus (Anikishipping)
#5 Aster x Chazz (Egoshipping / Bunnyshipping)
#6 Bastion x Demitri (thanks to Fire.Rose.Black and her story Volatile Chemicals)
Fav. Character Overall: Chazz. He is comic relief. Plus he has Family Issues, which I also enjoy in a character.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Krowler. *shudder*
Yu Yu Hakusho:
#1 Yusuke x Hiei
#2 Kurama x Hiei
#3 Yusuke x Koenma
#4 Jin x Touya
#5 Jin x Yusuke
#6 Kurama x Yusuke
#7 Yusuke x Kuwabara
Fav. Character Overall: Yusuke. I so want to make him my bitch. And everyone else's too.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Murkuro. She's kinda creepy, and I don't mean her looks. The way she was stalking Hiei and watching him while he was unconcious and, you know, naked, should set off warning bells in all of your heads.
Misc. Anime/Manga/Cartoon Pairings:
#1 Drake x J.J. (FAKE)
#2 Xellos x Zelgadis (Slayers)
#3 Riff x Cain (Godchild)
#4 Jigen x Lupin (Lupin III)
#5 Daisuke x Satoshi (DNAngel)
#6 Dee x Ryo (FAKE)
Fav. Character Overall: Mentioned here? J.J. (FAKE). His hair may not be red . . .but it is purple! and that's still ridiculously awesome!
Least Fav. Character Overall:Out of all fandoms mentioned here: Satoshi's Dad (DNAngel). He's such a jerky bastard!
#1 Sirius x Remus
#2 Harry x Ron
#3 Draco x Harry
#4 Seamus x Dean
#5 Draco x Ron
#6 Fred x George (Oh, leave me to my guilty, guilty, pleasures would you!)
#7 Ron x Hermione (The one cannon pair I actually like.)
#8 Oliver x Percy
#9 Neville x Collin (Obscure pairings, Ho!)
#10 Neville x Luna (I always thought they'd make a cute couple )
#1 Fav. Character Overall:Sirius and Remus ...What? You can't have one with out the other... It would just be wrong to separate such a perfect pair!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Bellatrix. She killed Sirius! And did many other terrible nasty things!
#1 Two-bit x Ponyboy
#2 Dally x Johnny
#3 Johnny x Ponyboy
#4 Two-bit x Dally
#5 Steve x Sodapop
Fav. Character Overall: Duh, It's gotta be Two-bit. Yet another wonderful red-head with attitude
Least Fav. Character Overall: Bob Sheldon. So what if he's dead, He started it! And now Johnny and Dally are dead and it's all his fault!! Now excuse me while I go cry in a cornor about Johnny and Dally's deaths. Again.
#1 Axel x Roxas (AkuRoku)
#2 Demyx x Zexion (Zemyx)
#3 Axel x Demyx (AkuDemy)
#4 Riku x Sora (Soriku)
#5 Axel x Sora (AkuSora)
#6 Axel x Zexion
#7 Leon x Cloud
#8 Xemnas x Sai'x (Nothing like a little evil puppy love, Muahahahaha!
Fav. Character Overall: Axel ANOTHER red head, with extra attitude to go around. Plus he uses weapons that are on FIRE! How could I possibly resist?
Least Fav. Character Overall: Larxene. Her voice grated on me like nothing else.
Okage: Shadow King:
#1 Stan x Ari
#2 Epros x Ari
#3 Stan x Ari x Epros
#4 Stan x Epros
Fav. Character Overall: Stan. He's rediculous, and I kind of love him for it.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Linda. So very, very annoying was she.
Red Vs Blue (Halo):
#1 Griff x Simmons (It's Word of Gay cannon you guys! What were you expecting from me?)
#2 Caboose x Donut
#3 Church x Tucker
#4 Griff x Donut
#5 Church x Simmons (I can, therefore, I will)
Fav. Character Overall: Griff.I don't know what it is, but he's most definately my favorite.
Least Fav. Character Overall: Sister. She pointless. And kinda, you know, too dumb to function.
#1 Bruce x Tony (Science Boyfriends/Truce/Stanner) (I can't seem to stop myself. They just, I mean... It's SCIENCE BOYFRIENDS you guys!)
#2 Tony x Steve (Super Husbands/Stony) (I'm also totally in love with the Super Family concept)
#3 Clint x Phil
#4 Tony x Loki (Frost Iron)
#5 Thor x Steve (Thunder Shield)
#6 Thor x Loki (Thorki)
#7 Natasha x Clint (Clintasha)
#8 Steve x Tony x Bruce (Stark Spangled Banner)
#9 Tony x Pepper x Bruce
#10 OT7 (with Coulson)
Fav. Character Overall: I just... I can't decide. On the one hand Tony, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist, and all around awesome guy. On the other hand Bruce, sexy mild mannered scientist by day, giant green rage monster by night, who's always always amazing. It's... It's a toss up, really.
Least Fav. Character Overall: The World Security Council. I want to strangle all of them for being jerks. Really stupid jerks.
Big Bang Theory :
#1 Howard x Raj
#2 Leonard x Sheldon
#3 Stewart x Raj
Fav. Character Overall: Howard. Don't EVEN ask me why, becuse I couldn' tell you . . .
Least Fav. Character Overall: None.
Big Time Rush :
#1 Kendall x Logan (Kogan)
#2 James x Logan (Jagan)
#3 James x Carkos (Jarlos)
#4 Carlos x Logan (Cargan)
#5 Kendall x James (Kames)
#6 Logan x Jett (Jettgan)
#7 Kendall x Jett (Kett)
#8 Logan x Guitar Dude
#9 James x Camille (Jamille)
#10 Jo x Camille (Jomille)
#11 Camille x Lucy (Lumille)
Fav. Character Overall: Definately Logan. He's cute, He's smart and He's a total spazz. Plus, I got to see him in a dress. Like 3 times. Yay!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Hmm . . . .
Big Wolf On Campus :
#1 Tommy x Merton
#2 Vince x Merton
#3 Vince x Gil
Fav. Character Overall: Why, Merton J. Dingle of course! You were expecting anything less?
Least Fav. Character Overall: Becky. She's kind of Bratty for my tastes.
#1. Colby x Charlie
#2 Ian x Charlie
#3 Don x Colby
#5 Don x Charlie (we've been over this already . . .)
Fav. Character Overall: Charlie! I've always loved a cute nerd! and he's so sweet and excitable. He's like a little math loving puppy!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Eh . . .
Pirates of The Carribean:
#1 Jack x Will
#2 Jack x Norrington
#3 Norrington x Will
Fav. Character Overall: ...You are seriously cracked if you have to ask. of course it's Jack! He's so awsome if I even began to comprehend his coolness, my head would probably explode!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Angellica. She just seems so unnessicary.
1 Lassiter x Shawn (Shassie)
#2 Gus x Juliet (Gules)
#3 Shawn x Gus (Shus)
#4 Shawn x Juliet (Gules)
Fav. Character Overall: Why, Shawn of course!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Frampton Oggletree.(From "Ghosts") He's kind of a really big Tool. And he does have a name like a hippopatomous
#1 Roger x Mark
#2 Collins x Angel
#3 Benny x Mark (--Whistles innocently-- What?! I like what I like!)
#5 Maureen x Joanne (MoJo)
Fav. Character Overall: Mmm . . Mark ! He's just so cute with his little camera and his scarf and his glasses! Oooh --GLOMPS-- I love him soo!!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Alexi Darling. eh.
Road to Eldorado
#1 Tulio x Miguel (Were you expecting anything else?)
Also, I'm a big fan of this theory:
Tulio x Miguel = Flynn Rider
Search your feelings, You know it to be true!
Fav. Character Overall: Tulio!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Chel. I like her, but she need's to stay away from Tulio.
#1 Dr. Cox x J.D.
#2 The Janitor x J.D.
#3 Dr. Cox x J.D. (What? I really like this pairing okay?!)
#4 Harrison Kelso x J.D. (not enough of these floating around)
Fav. Character Overall: Duh! J.D.!
Least Fav. Character Overall: Danni Sullivan. Jordan's sister, who is supremely annoying.
Star Trek: 2009:
#1 Kirk x Spock (K/S; Spork)
#3 Sulu x Chekov
#4 Kirk x Bones (McKirk)
#5 Bones x Spock (it's just so perfectly illogical. And so, I must love it.)
#6 Bones x Scotty (Don't even bother to ask me why . . . )
#7 Bones x Kirk x Spock (McSpork)
Fav. Character Overall: Kirk. What? I'm a woman with a fully functioning sex drive. Which means I'm powerless to resist his Kirkian ways.
Least Fav. Character Overall: None.
#1 Cain x Glitch
#2 Zero x Cain (Pre-Betrayal) (@)
#3 Zero x Glitch (Mostly in an obsessive stalker, I-want-to-destroy-Cain's-life-again way)
Fav. Character Overall: Glitch! he's just so cute and c'mon, he's played by Alan Cumming!
Least Fav. Character Overall: The Witch. She tries to ruin the O.Z., kills lotsa people, and makes everyone think Az is to blame. Not cool man, not cool.
#1 Peter x Neal x Elizabeth
#2 Peter x Neal
#3 Peter x Elizabeth
#3 Mozzie x Neal (Occasionally, it gets interesting)
Fav. Character Overall: Why of course it has to be Neal! hes so charming and quirky. And adorable. And HOT!! I want to do cannonballs into those eyes of his...
Least Fav. Character Overall: Kate, I never trusted that woman. she tugged poor Neal's heart around like it never even meant anything.
Honerable Mention: Elizabeth. Quite possibly the coolest female character I've ever encountered.
A Note from a Fan-Girl in Denial
ATTENTION!: To any readers of my current or future Harry Potter Stories:
VIVE LE AU ! ! !
I love harry potter, I really really do. Every part of it. BUT my fragile fan-girly brain cannot handle certain things it disagrees with. SO because I'm insane and INCREADIBLY stubborn I have decided to take artistic liberties with my all of my HP stories.
Meaning of course, that, as a Fanfiction writer I have only this to say to all you readers: - I'M. PULLING. RANK. ON. YOU. - Hence forth all my works can, could, should, and will, be considered AU. The 6th and 7th books? Never happened. The tragic and severely traumatizing ending to Book 5? SO never happened (except in the cases of Sirius returning from the veil. That's all kosher) the relationship between Harry and Ginny? Blech... I vomit just considering it.
Anyway . . . I hither-to-for announce/decree/command it to the heavens that-- SIRIUS SHALL LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEE! LIVE, I SAY! And he and his yummy chummy hubby Remus shall make all sorts of wonderful lupine/canine/ubersmexy babies together, and other wise live out the rest of their long, long, looooooong lives in happy-sappy hot-and-steamy wedded bliss.
Speaking of which, you know who else is now in the land of the living, permanently? FRED. I have yet to regain my faith in JK's sanity (though I still believe she's a total genius) since she killed that half of the Weasely twins… Plus as you all know Fred is so awesome that it borders on the ridiculous, and as such I cannot have him dead. Oh the Weasely twins….I love them both so . . .
And I think I'll have Peter eaten by a stray owl while I'm at it. Or maybe "accidentally wander" into some oncoming traffic . . . . I could even bring Cedric back, if I'm feeling frisky.
Anyway, the point is this:
Sirius = not dead.
Remus = Sirius’ partner in crime and hot monkey love forever.
The HP Universe= A whole lot less filled with dead people, and filled with bunches more unpredictable, juicy, spreads-like-real-butter-with-only-half-the-fat, AU-osity-ness!!
So um . . . . Yeah. That.
Insanely, Derangedly Your's,
The March Hatter
P.S. For those of you in the audience who haven't quite figured it out yet-- Expect slash. Lots and lots of slash.
P.P.S. WHO THE HELL IS ROLF?!
See any thing you liked? Hated? Felt the need to comment upon? Or just have the need to send greetings to random strangers? Please feel free to randomly send me PM's that i may RULE YOU ALL--errr, develop our friendly relations... yeah, that'll work... I love writing back and meeting new people!
Oh and do remember: Incest in real life is bad. Incest in anime is fun for the whole family.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...