Ice Secret
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Joined 07-06-07, id: 1319123, Profile Updated: 02-19-08
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Misc. Books.

HEY!!!

Whats up??

My name is Ice Secret but you can call me EM. I'm young enough to still like Dora but old enough to be studying Highschool Geometrey. My hair is a little past my shoulder, wavey and brown with blonde highlights. I have light brown eyes and ears pointed like elve's.

Favorite Qoute:

Don't make her wait just because you know she will -Hannah Lebeau

Qoute:

"Better and Better!" Cher formally Marcy, cheered, holding her pop high.

Elisha sitting on the bench next to Cher, looking glumly at her can of pop and just shook her head.

"Now whats the matter," Cher asked.

"Better and Better. I get so sick of hearing it."

"What's the matter with beter and better?"

"Your not thinking, Marcy- I mean Cher. If theres no truth, then how can we know we're getting Better? Better than what? How can we know the diffrence?"

"It feels better."

"Just like 'Cher' feels better than 'Marcy'. But can't you see? Both those names are a fantasy. This whole place, this whole thing is just a big lie."

"So who are you really," Cher asked.

"Sally!" Alex called from his perch on the picnic table. "Hey Sally."

Elisha didn't realize he was calling her.

"Hey," Brittney said, "the kings calling you."

Elisha remebered her assumed name,"Oh. What?"

Alex came over pop in hand, makeshift crown around his head."What did I tell you? I said thing were going to even things up. Well, it's starting to look that way."

She looked up at him, unable to find anything she liked. "Congradulations."

"Wanna go for a walk."

"No thanks."

Brittney was shocked. "Sally, I don't believe you."

Maddona threw in her two bits, "If he was asking me... whoa!"

"Better listen to them," said Alex reaching out his hand. "Things are changing and I'm worth knowing." He took her by the wrist and tugged her to her feet.

"No, please."

He responded, only half jokingly, "Hey, you don't say no to the king."

With a quick and simple defensive move, Elisha broke his grip oon her wrist.

There was a hush, the party stopped, no one moved.

"Whooooa...," came a murmur in the crowd.

Elisha stood her ground, looking Alex in the eye, hoping she mad herself clear.

He leaned foward, raised a hand, about to say something-

"Alex." It was Warren, stepping forward. "Come on she's Jerry's girl-"

Alew planted one huge hand in Warren's chest and shoved him viontently into the guys behind him."Thats your opinion. But if you think we have two diffrent viewpoints, then maybe you and me can get together and see if we can come up with a new one."

But Warren was looking past Alex. Evertbody was. Alex looked over his shoulder.

It was Elijah, just inside the door. No doubt he heard what Alex just said.

Elijah stood there for a moment, "So this is how it works now, huh? You win a fight and suddenly your dictating everyones opinions and looking for more fights so you can dictate more opinions. He said to the crowd, "You see what happened here? You throw the truth out the window and next thing you know guys like him are muscling there way in. And if he's king, what does that make all of you?"

-Alex, Elijah/Jerry, Elisha/Sally, Cher, Brittney, Warren, Madonna- Nightmare Academy

Stuff I like...

Bands:

Skillet

Superchick

Barlow Girl

Kutless

Kids in the Way

Plum

Fly Leaf

Switchfoot

Hawk Nelson

Thousand Foot Krutch

Audio Adrenaline

Krystal Meyers

Books:

Maximum Ride series

Where the Red Fern Grows

Ink Heart

Ink Spell

Spiderwhick Chronicles

The Things I Saw On Mulberry Street

The Cat In The Hat

Are you My Momma

What will I do without You

Monster

Hangmans Curse

Nightmare Academy

Movies:

Music And Lyrics

Charlie's Angels

Beauty and the Beast

The Corpse Bride

Lilo and Stitch

The Lion King

Grease

Little Shop of Horrors

Sunset Boulevard

It's a Wonderful Life

Young Frankenstien

The Mupphet Movies

So there you go thats a bunch about me, if you want to know more go to www.icesecret.blogspot.com!!!!!

EM

Where's the thump-thump- Johnny Depp

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if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm a dipstick)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile (People that see me probably think I'm abused. I walk into doors like a normal person drinks water. It's like I'll die if I don't)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the ceral is soooo much better.)

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

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IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!!!!

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "i'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

(whispers in ear) hey guys guess what...( screams) I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!!!

He has my Jar of dirt and he won't let go

I'm just gonna take this

why?

just incase i get helium hungry!!!

OMG I LOVE FANG

Fav quotes!!

"Here I come, I'm Mister Fairy Universe"- Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked."

" I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!!!" Johnny Depp

"'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

If you grab a whole bunch of hot sauces at Taco bell take them home and sit in front of the computer eating them and then saving them to look back years later and laugh at how stupid those quotes were, copy and paste this to your profile.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one" -Albert Einstien

"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it." -Garrison Keillor

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch." -Jane Wagner

"Humankind cannot stand very much reality." -T. S. Eliot

"Everything you can imagine is real." -Pablo Picasso

"Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy." -Sarah Ban Breathnach

"Never eat more than you can lift." -Miss Piggy

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph." -Shirley Temple

"So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?" -Dwight K. Schrute, The Office

"Happiness most definitly does NOT run in a circular motion. Happiness runs in a line." -Me, when my sister was sing that song, you know, the "hapiness runs in a circular motion" one. It annoys the hell out of me. I know this sounds a little morbid.

"I want my two dollars!" - Paper Boy in Better Off Dead

"Holy shit! It's attack of Eddie Munster!" -Edgar (or Allen I'm not sure which one is which) From The Lost Boys

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way."

"If you're standing on a toilet, you're high on pot."

"Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and then during the rest of our lives they tell us to sit down and shut up."

"If you're looking at a guy, you're blind to all his flaws, but when it's you you're looking at, flaws is all you see."

"See, I don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. That's irrelavent. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters."... "But I am a werewolf. And he is a vampire." ... "And I'm a Virgo!"... "If you can really see it that way..."... "I can. I do."... " Okay. Just Bella and Jacob. None of those freaky Virgos here." -Bella and Jacob, Eclipse

"I don't mind if you want to give me the wrong impression again."-Bella on the topic of Edward's unnecessary bed, Eclipse

"Is he your warden now, too? You know, I saw this story on the news last week about controlling, abusive teenage relationships and -"... "Okay! Time for the werewolf to get out.!"..."Bye, Bells. Be sure to ask permission." - Bella and Jacob, Eclipse

"Hanging out with no one but extremely dexterous people all the time was going to give me a complex." -Bella, Eclipse

"Marriage and eternity are not mutually exclusive ot mutually inclusive concepts." -Bella, Eclipse (I agree.)

"I used to think of you that way, you know. Like the sun. My personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely for me."..."Clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse." Bella and Jacob, Eclipse.

"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys." No duh.

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"Life was so simple when boys had cooties."

"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends."

"Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." I think this is my new favorite.

"A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering 'Seven days...'"

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies."

"If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you."

"They're speaking the international language of LOVE." -Mrs.Smith, Better Off Dead

"Sorry I blew up your mom." -Lane Meyer, Better Off Dead

But uh oh, I love her because
She moves in her own way
But uh oh, she came to my show
Just to hear about my day
-She Moves in Her Own Way, The Kooks

This is a story of a girl
Who cried a river and drown the whole world
But while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
-(Absolutely)Story of a Girl, Nine Days

Cause everybody tries to put some love on the line
And everybody feels a broken heart sometimes
And even when I'm scared I have to try to fly
Sometimes I fall
But I've seen it done before
I gotta step outside these walls

-These Walls, Teddy Geiger

What a prize! Got a body like a battle
axe... Love that perfect frown, honest eyes...
We ought to buy you a Cadillac.
(Hey!) Get, get, get, get, get over it! x3
Get over it, get over it.

-Get Over It, Ok Go

Quit acting so friendly.
Don't nod don't laugh all nicely.
Don't think you'll up-end me.
Don't sigh, don't sip your iced-tea.
And don't say, "It's been a while..."
And don't flash that stupid smile.
Don't ask me how I've been.

-Don't Ask Me, Ok Go

Pairings:

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Been over this)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (Run, Forrest, Run!)

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (I'm a strong believer in True love and/or soul mates as sappy as it sounds.)

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile. (Roger is form RENT for those of you who aren't musical savvy.)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

Poems! READ PLEASE. They are copyrighted so don't even think about it!

The Lost Friend

You were my best friend

The only one that got me

Who understood my thoughts

You were a sister to me

I couldn't ask for more

I dreamed of you

before I even met you

You were all I ever wanted

In a friendship so grand

I told you everything

You meant so much to me

More than you would understand

But now

All contact from you is lost

I've never felt so guilty, it's all my fault

I still need you

But you're nowhere to be found

Our friendship was worth more than gold

King Solomon's treasures couldn't compare

All that is vanity

But frienship is everlasting

But what put me in the black abyss

Is losing you in the fire

A fire this wicked cruel world fuels

I miss you

Words can't describe

I'm screaming for you

Searching high and low

But you do not hear me

No, your ears are mute to my cries

I want you back

I want to hear your voice

Some how

Some way

Please come back

End my pain

End my torture

But you can't come back

You have a new friend, a new clique

Please come back

For if you do not

Life has no meaning

How Frienship should be

We haven't seen or talked to eachother

In such a long while

I just want to be your friend

And see you smile once again

We haven't ended our friendship

But where is it going?

I hope I find out soon

Otherwise this will stop flowing

Oh so smoothly it had moved

Why not anymore?

Waiting for you

Is such a long bore

Tell me now, what will become of us?

I don't want any confusion

I don't want any fuss

Change is nothing but strange

You say you're always busy

But all your excuses are making me dizzy

Stop the madness, I beg of you

Before I burst

Because this isn't how friendships should be!

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Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Scars by javoraf reviews
We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,178 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Fang, Max
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Breaking Free by Venomous Angel 75 reviews
A chance encounter and a lost phone result in changing everything Nick Munroe has known about himself. Can he handle being his true self? Fax. Note: Strong language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,427 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Max, Fang
Seeing Stars in the Dark by Dreams-of-Oompa-Loompas reviews
Max finds herself in a normal life. Except she remembers everything, and no one else does. Not your typical 'Normal Life' story! VERY AU, FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Fang, Max
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Relocation by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
Max and her flock are captured and relocated. The scientists have taken their memories. They are sent to live in different towns and attend a normal school. What happens when Fang moves to the same school as her? Can she remember? FAX!Was WANNABE-AUTHOR92
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,502 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Stuck in the Suburbs by MaxRideObsessed reviews
Max has a lot of problems. A normal life completely stresses her out, an evil Barbie has her mind set on Fang, and, of course, there's homework. Not to mention her friends are madly in love with each other and won't admit it. Can Fang and Max work it out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,765 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007
The Flock go to England by Cupid's Jinx reviews
The Flock go to England...self explanitary. New characters! Has Fax from the very beggining! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHUR NOTICE
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,418 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Silences by Maximum Writers reviews
The Flock goes to regular school because they are threatened to do so. In this particular school, they discover that there are not only secrets hidden between it's walls, but that some things are meant to be unsaid. FAX. MR3 SPOILERS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,599 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Maximum Ride::Suprise! by Purple with Irony reviews
After the flock destroys Itex they go on to having more problems like Erasers, brain attacks, whitecoats and hormones! Fax..Niggy..Other relationships...;
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007
The Lost Love Chronicles by EdwardAddict reviews
We know Max and Fang have chemistry as teenagers, right? Who's to say they didn't have the same feelings when they were younger? Join the tales of a forgotten childhood and repressed romance. DISCONTINUED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Uncharted Destination by Dreams-of-Oompa-Loompas reviews
Fang actually finds an island for the flock. And so follows a series of transitions as the gang gets used to island life. But trouble seems to find them in the most reclusive of places. FAXNESS. Chapter 3 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Reliving Fayte by bitten-by-luv reviews
TRILOGY TO THE FAYTE SERIES! read the first two if u want b up 2 date. their called Fayte, Borrowing Fayte and then THIS ONE!R&R please.Gasman gets a new power, Fang has been... hearing things? babies abound! CHAPTER 22 is finaly up! finite....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,637 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Dresden by Armageddon Child reviews
If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take, but if the Angels choose to hide, may Demons watch my other side... -ABANDONED-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,525 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Finding Something New by Someone2LoveMe reviews
AU:Silver Wind Kitsue's Challenge. Max is apart of the Rebellion in her High School. Keeping the balance of power from the Populars. The head Populars being ANGEL and NICK. But soon Max and Nick find themselves falling for each other.Ratingwillchangelater
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
Living a Lie by Start-a-Riot reviews
Itex doesn't need the Flock anymore. So what do they do? Erase their memories and send them off to fake families far away from each other. Bye-bye Flock. But the world needs saving-again. what happens when the Flock remembers who they really are?Fax!R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 66,929 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Coincide by I Luv Captain Terror reviews
FAX! MR4 story from the author of Prisoner, Relapse and The Sickness. There will be plenty of drama and romance to leave you needing more. Come and read... you know you want to!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,157 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
The Famous Maximum Ride by alexz1jude reviews
AU...Maximum Ride is a pop star and Fang is her best friend. Max doesn't like her career choice and wants out of it with Fang's help. Fang and Max are both in love with each other but both think the other doesn't feel the same. How will it work out? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Hot and Cold by funniebanana reviews
Okay, this is my version of MR4. The FAXNESS IS HERE! Includes: fight scenes, new powers, OCs, NIGGYNESS, and FAXNESS! Please read it. NO FLAMES! Rating might change to T later. Or it might not. I've got no idea. I'm finally back, with chapter 19!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007
The Mating Experiment by FindTheStrengthWithinYourself reviews
I suck at summeries, so look at the title, and guess, and just read the thing!- chap 3 was a mean prank pulled by my bro! read new chap 3! not M! I want it to stay T!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
If I Wasn't Meant To Fly by Pamina Rose INC reviews
CHAPTER 27 UP! Max is missing, and there is a Voice II and a Fang II, and many other things about to happen in the next couple of chapters. So read and REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,275 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007
Goodbye Max by Wally-West-Go-Zoom reviews
Fang abandons the Flock to destroy Itex. He succeeds and Max and the others think he died with the evil company. 7 years later, this theory might not be so true. . . Major Fax, Nudgy . . .First Max Ride fanfic, so be nice!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Did More Survive? by golden-clawed-angel reviews
I suck at summaries so I'll give you part of the story. I saw a dirtyblonde haired girl and a black haired boy. When they turned around Squirt ran to them yelling,'Mommy!Daddy' rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007
Growing Up by katieBOOKWORM reviews
Max and the Flock are living with Jeb and Dr. Martinez. I'm not sure where I'm going with this just yet. But there is Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
Boys ok, maybe men in Black by flyinhigh reviews
Post-STAOTW, pre-TFW, two years after the flock returns from Europe, Max loses it. Fang, desperate and confused, takes Max away to give her the chance to cool down and relax a word Max has only dreamed of for a week or two. Problems continue to arise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sacrifice by Someone2LoveMe reviews
After the flock find their parents Max dissapears. Fang is sure she's dead, but what happens when a stranger brings them hope? Summary pretty much sucks. Hope you like the Story though! [Fax!]FINALLY UPDATED! 11.16.07
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007
Building Relationships by cwriter reviews
Hannah is on tour with the Jonas Brothers for the summer. Is Miley ready to date again? Can she deal with a new relationship and everything it entails in both the celeb world and her everyday life? Miley x Nick.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007
Bit by the Camping Bug by keepyourheart reviews
Miley, her friends, and the Jonas Brothers are going on a camping trip. Who knows what will happen when they are out in the forest all alone. Love, friendships, fights? Only time will tell.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,316 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
We Call This Love by xxfantasy reviews
What happens after a fateful accident ends up with the most unexpected crushes? What'll happen once Joe finds himself losing his girl mojo for Lily? Includes NickxMiley, JoexLily, and Kevin gets his own secret crush. Hopefully you all enjoy it! COMPLETE!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,862 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
My Rockstar Boyfriend by xxfantasy reviews
Hannah's party leads to a little more than just a few glances! Three hot neightbors. Drama heats up. Friendships spark. Come on! You know what happens! : Mainly JoexLily, NickxMiley, and Aly&AJ will be included in future chapters.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
Why Does He Have To Be So Complicated by Someone2LoveMe reviews
Max has always loved her life. She had everything she could ask for. But little does she know, it hasnt always been her life. When she meets an old friend, will they remember the life that they once had? Or will someone be reluctant to go back?Drama!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Bored in a Library by MaxRideObsessed reviews
Fang is blogging and Max is bored. She meets a friend online and has conversations about herself and Fang [neither of whom, of course, she's ever met] with people she's never seen. Very interesting and sometimes ironic. Post MR3. FAXNESS! Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
The Lies That You've Told by BTR Love reviews
Miley gets new neighbors. She starts to fall head over heels for one of them. But what happens when lies and secrets unravel? Can they ever be together? Who tries to break them apart? What's going on with Lilly? Mick, maybe jilly
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007
Promises You Can't Keep by nellabella41 reviews
I watched as they walked down the street, this was different from Fang's usual silence, but change is good. However, as I saw Luna grab Fang's hand and pull him around the corner I was overcome with jealousy and rage. This was the final straw. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
All ABout Us by InMyOwnWords reviews
Their's a new antiflock group out there,created by Itex. The Flock is in for a surprise when they find out one of their own is part of it. [MaxIIFang] Trailer up.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,659 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Out in the Open by ObviouslyObsessed reviews
FAX! Max is trying to hide her feelings for Fang from herself. But how can she suceed if he is with her all the time. And everytime something is about to happen between them they are interrupted. Until Fang decides to take it into his own hands...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,764 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Love Endures All by bkleanne reviews
The flock has blown up Itex, and they are all safe. Max and Fang have confessed, but Fang's past comes back to haunt him. Can he control it? And can Max help him? Woot! Woot!...Chapter 8 has arrived!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
I, I, I love you by insaneabouttheflock reviews
A lot of stuff happens that makes Max doubt that kiss that she got from Fang. With a new power and a 6 year old sidekick she fights to find out what Fang is really thinking.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
Home at Last by Venomous Angel 75 reviews
She's been gone for three years and has just now been able to find her way home. How will the flock react? How will he react? Please review. Warning for Language. Complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,490 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Twilight's Last Gleaming by Val Evenstar reviews
Max and the Fourth plenty of fireworks and fun. If you love pyro, read. If you love MaxFang, read. If you love reading, read.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
If Only I Could Turn Back Time by Someone2LoveMe reviews
Written by the author of They Understand Us Like No One Else Could Max hasnt seen the flock for YEARS and they think she's dead. What will happen when they have a chance to reunite. Will they be torn apart again? Or will it finally be their happily ever?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Dangerous Secrets reviews
Jeb contacts Max and wants them to go to Californa. In Californa Max and the flock learn a dangerous secret that could ruin their future. Major Faxness! If you like Faxness then look here
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,531 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2007
Journals From the Past
R&R: This is a story about a girl names Zilo who's a clone who has feelings unlike all the other clones at the facility she ran away from. Anyways, its what happens after she runs away nd she falls in love. ITS BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS! TRUST ME!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Published: 6/27/2009
When you wish upon a star reviews
Eddi Williansome is an book worm. Eddi is most interested in a series called Maximum Ride right now. What would happen if she wished on a star that she was Max Ride? FAX Author of Dangerous Secrets and Lips of an Angel. Whole summary inside this one suck
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
Lips of an Angel reviews
Fang and the flock have been separated for 3 years now. Fang is in college, he is dating Lisa and then Max calls him in his dorm room. What will happen? FAX ALL THE WAY! SONGFIC ONESHOT UNLESS YOU WANT MORE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
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