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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Snootchie Bootchies ~ Brianna ~ Seventeen without a purpose or direction ~ Pokemon Master ~ Vampire Slayer ~ Future dictator of the world ~ Snail

I like blink-182, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Tom DeLonge, James Marsters, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Mustaches, Cats, True Blood, The Dresden Files and Otters.

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Til Death Do Us Part by Seiferdragon reviews
"I was waiting for you. You're not easy to find. You're lucky I'm patient." - A story about the past, present, and what always will be, through death or otherwise.- Kakuzu's life has gone through many changes lately: from finding love to almost losing it. One thing remains certain in these uncertain times. He and Hidan will be together forever, Until Death Do They Part.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,114 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The New Manager by BlueFire77 reviews
Hidan hates the new manager and the new manager hates Hidan and Deidara is determined to change that...for his own selfish reasons. KakuHida or KakuHidan, mentions of KisaIta and SasoDei. rated M for Hidan-ness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,593 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Slash Archive by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Ivy's been doing some reading. Crack, loving mockery of fanfic, no pairings. Complete.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ivy, J. Kincaid - Complete
Back in Black by the ersatz diplomat reviews
"Sometimes, having a faerie godmother is kinda neat. You know. When she's not turning me into a dog." Set immediately after Ghost Story.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2011 - H. Dresden, The Leanansidhe - Complete
Stolen by darlingharbour reviews
A collection of drabbles/ficlets centering around the pure adorableness that is Riley and Zane. Inspired by the song by Dashboard Confessional.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Riley S., Zane P.
Alone and Sorry by dazzlefly reviews
Takes place in epi 4x03 Eric and Sookie in his cubby hole. Inside Eric's head.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Hidan vs Edward Cullen by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Wasting Water by LoremIpsum reviews
Murphy finds Harry in the shower trying to clean himself. HariKari. One-shot.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - K. Murphy, H. Dresden - Complete
Crimson by RandomDustBunnyzAngel reviews
You ever wonder about what Hidan thinks of a sunset? well here's your chance. Fun times. -Despite what this summary may lead you to believe, this is a serious little oneshot- drabble- .Rated for foul language and hintings of murder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hidan - Complete
After They've All Died by YaoiPhox reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have cheated death and lived on. They have outlived the others and now live in our current time. Although the Akatsuki has died off, is the immortal duo really alone? Gift for my readers. Rated for Language. KakuHida fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Softer Sides by PackSong reviews
An intimate Dresden/Murphy moment. Rates about a ten on the bad-fluff-O-meter.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - K. Murphy, H. Dresden - Complete
Delivery by EmZb123 reviews
Hidan has a crush on his delivery boy but he is in denial thinking that he isn't gay. Come along and watch Hidan's struggle as he fights for Kakuzu's heart and has an all out mind war. Hid-Kak also some sas-dei and Ita-Kisa YAOI WARNING MAJOR LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
I'm Famished by pdotzombie reviews
Toki's thoughts during dinner. Yeah, I'm crap at summaries.
Metalocalypse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
MyHighSchoolYears :DISCONTINUED: by Toejones reviews
It was my second year of high school when I met him. We met in one of the most f&* ing unlikely places… Heh…and the most un-f&*%ing-likely thing happened…But I’ll explain that later. Let’s start from the beginning………//////////// Updated version on profile
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Turned Tables by Kitty1994 reviews
When Kakuzu woke up in a coffin, he knew something was up. The fact that he was alive at all was a mystery. However, he was prepared to annoy Hidan until he got answers. T for Hidan's mouth. HidanKakuzu in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
My Love for His Quirks by LitaE reviews
JD finds himself in the centre of an emotional and confusing love triangle. Torn between his secret lover Perry, who abuses him and the arrogant but surprisingly comforting Todd, JD must work out his feelings. JD/Cox, JD/Todd Slash Angst and Abuse.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,359 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Opposite Ends by The Crack Fairy reviews
In a way, Kakuzu had always known that he and Hidan would end up meeting again. Somehow, he had also known that it would not be pleasant. - AU, character death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When the world comes down by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan never would have skipped English class if he had known that it would get him the attention of a secret terrorist organisation. Akatsuki AU. Rating might change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Akatsuki, Hidan
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Cell Phones by Abby-0-Abby reviews
Sasori and Hidan have the same phones, but don't know it. They both have secrets, but they don't know them. But all is revealed when the two go on seperate missions and figure out that they don't have their own phones anymore. SasoDei. KakuHida. ItaKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Of rockstars and cardiac surgeons by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan San is on his way to become a famous musician; Kakuzu Hoku would already be happy if med school wasn't so expensive. Sequel to "Pajaros en la Cabeza", KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Jashinist Wedding by The Crack Fairy reviews
Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Cloaked by ms.jester reviews
Kakuzu wants a brand new start after having lost his wife of two months. Kakuzu moves in with his best friend. However, moving in with Hidan just seems to bring more problems for Kakuzu, concerning his feelings. AU. Rated for Hidan's mouth. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Apologize Remix by WildWolfMoon reviews
“I wish I ... I wish I could help someone. Anyone, because I don't like everyone thinking of me as a heartless bastard all the time.” And Kakuzu knew ... knew suddenly that Hidan was living a lie. Songfic
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
A thousand words by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Hidan, a mission, snow. A thousand words to describe one picture. Slight KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Breakaway: KakuHidan by fangedfallenrose reviews
We meet a fourteen-year-old Hidan Lomoges. He is being abused by his father, a middle-aged man. Life is pretty bad until his father remarries into the Iwa family. There he finds acceptance, love, and friendship in the oddest of places.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Floridaklok by Pirate Hatter reviews
Metalocalypse. Dethklok goes to Florida to visit Murderface's grandparents. Future pairings include Charles/Pickles, Skwisgaar/Toki, and possibly Nathan/Murderface.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Promise by Bouken-Kaze reviews
He whispers, "Promise me... that nobody else will take my place in your life... okay?" And he agrees completely, the only sounds in the night that of their heavy breathing. -KakuHi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Inn by citrusE786 reviews
The keeper of an inn is about to have the day of his life when Kakuzu and Hidan walk in for some service. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implications. Implied yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
10 Reasons Why I Hate Yamamoto by Here's Your Cheese Omelette reviews
Gokudera, a vampire's lover, has devised a small list of resons as to why he hates the sexy vampire prince Yamamoto. Please read. It's funny...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
se c r e ts by cherrySUNSETx reviews
such a secret is too much for one person · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Immortal Never Die by Romansu Neko reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu return from the brink of death after an embarassing defeat, and now they have a chance to start over in life. How will they use this oppertunity? Will they return to the life they once knew or begin anew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stitching My Mouth Shut by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Kakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
NiiSan or Nny? by Queen Shnoogleberry reviews
The seuqel to 'Nny or Niisan' ...Squee has fallen for a girl at school... how will Nny react? What will he do when this girl turns out to have a thing for our loveable Homicidal Maniac?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
The bet by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu loves money, Hidan loves Jashin. Takes those two things away and the two go through withdrawal XD With Konan in charge of the bet, who knows what the loser will do and who knows what will come out of it. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki's Random Days in High School by Nani-Chan reviews
Yay for the sucky summary. A random day in high school for each of the Akatsuki members. First up: Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Zetsu, Hidan
Technophobia by Emerald707 reviews
In which, the Akatsuki have a new feature installed in the hideout - and Hidan does not appreciate it. Crack!fic. Unlikely to be updated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Curl by dragonmage27 reviews
In which Tsuna hears a strange conversation between Gokudera and Lambo behind a closed bedroom door. A misunderstood fic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete
Namimori School Play by FairytailPrince reviews
-ON HIATUS- The journalism, photo, and drama clubs at Namimori middle school decided to start a school play, but they are having a bit of difficulty find the person perfect for the role of the princess. 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008
Kuzu the Sitter by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
The Akatsuki turn into kids thanks to Pein, now Kakuzu has to take care of them, will it be easy or a living Hell for Kakuzu? R&R, No FLAMES, Pairings inside most Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Happy Days of the Akatsuki by WTH98 reviews
The Akatsuki have a nice ordinary day in their hideout. But what is normal for them, is quite disturbing for many sane people out there! It is NOT a oneshot, rated T for drugs and violence. 4th chapter FINALLY up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Pain/Pein, Hidan
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kill You by Your Iron Lung reviews
SkwisxToki Onesided PicklesxToki/Skwis The two fastest guitarists alive are together, but are hiding it from the band. They confide in Pickles but his feelings for them become too strong. How can he cope if he has no one he can trust?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2008
Their Story by MildlyInsane reviews
Metalocalypse, Dethklok... How Skwisgaar and Toki first met and, eventually, how they met the rest of the band. It deals a lot with Toki and Skwisgaar's friendship. NOT slash. If you are reading this, review it, please. This story is now complete...
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S. - Complete
Battle of the Gods by FaintOfHearts reviews
Hidan and Jashin vs. Tobi and the Flying Spaghetti Monster? What is going on in the Akatsuki stronghold? Rated for naughty language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
A Day at the Beach by LunarWolf32 reviews
Hidan has been crushing on the local lifeguard, Kakuzu, all summer. He can never get his attention! Will he ever get Kakuzu's attention? How does Tobi fit in all this? This is in Hidan's POV. please R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Routine by FlightAngel reviews
Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
There's a bug, in the room! by Hakucho reviews
Metalocalypse fanfic - Dethklok versus a cockroach.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Addictions to Guitar Hero and coffiee by Xxamerican idiotxX reviews
Dethklok story about what happens when Toki and Skwisgaar and how they discover Guitar Hero and about Nathan Explosions dependancy on coffee
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
What's Love to You? by Trial of Ash reviews
Can you truely find salvation with someone who lives a more complicated life then you do? Gokudera x Yamamoto
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Dethcrash by Edgeofursoul reviews
The most brutal band in the world, Dethklok gets stranded on a deserted island, can they survive? Find out! WARNING: If you never watched Metalocalypse then don't read and if you complain about bad grammar then you have not watched it so go f youself.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 11/11/2007
What You Can't Say Sober by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
There were these small things you couldn't say with a sober mind. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by coin operated boii reviews
Yamamoto loves Gokudera. But Yamamoto is nothing but Gokudera’s dirty little secret.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2007 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Not you too by doktorvampir reviews
Tobi is scared for Deidra. He hears something from Deidra. What is wrong with Deidra? read and find out. OneShot of Akatsuki. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Never Say by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
The thing that Hidan loves the most about Kakuzu...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Nny or Niisan? by Queen Shnoogleberry reviews
Squee's parent's have kicked him out. Nny sees him on the street and adopts him. How will they get along? Will Suqee still be afraid? Will Johnny get over his lonliness? And in my ditziness I forgot a disclaimer so here it is: I don't own JTHM Jhonen does
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Brain Freezy by Kleenexwoman reviews
A homicidal maniac frequents the Quick Stop. Apologies to anyone who is actually homicidal or a maniac.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
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Factory Night reviews
What would happen if Willow did not stand up to Spike in Lover's Walk? Rated M for sex. Spillow
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Spike, Willow R.
Sinner reviews
A collection of short stories based off the sins. KakuHidan. rated M for Hidan's mouth and maybe Lust
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The horrible misadventure's of Hidan's family reviews
It's been sixteen years since he meet his wife. Now Hidan and his wife are out of the Akatsuki and they have a fifteen year old daughter that's almost as insane as him. How will he survive in this new life as a father? Read and find out. Not a HidanxOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Hidan, Hidan
Akatsuki odd jobs reviews
The akatsuki is losing money and they need to take on odd jobs to get more. How will the Akatsuki surive with out their precious money? Read and find out. Rated M for not to graphic stuff but still it's there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Ultimate Delivery Boy reviews
Rocklee is The Ultimate Delivery Boy! With his trusty side kick I've Got A Noes he delivers pizza all over Konaha while fighting off the Evil Shukaku who wants to put his restaurant outof businesses so he can open his own! Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Kakashi H., Lee R.
A tastly little treat reviews
After many long months of burnt food, bad take out, food poisoning, and shity restaurants the Akatsuki finally hires a chef. What happens when a certain Jashinst falls in love with the chef not just his food? HidanOc OC IS A MALE!. M for jokes no lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hidan
Hidans Christmas present reviews
Its cute, cuddly, and likes to hump things. I'll give you a hint its not a puppy. Not a HidanxOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Sleep reviews
A young, female ninja loses her sister and is determined to bring her back. Orochimaru offers his service in exchange for her loyalty. She refuses and sets off to find her own way. However, unable to do so, she returns to him. A romance follows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,936 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.