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Erm... I just wanted to tell everyone who read my stories... I have a limited imagination, meaning that my stories are going to be discontinued by me. If you want to continue them, feel free, just send me a messege to I can tell people who it's being continued by.

Personally, I would rather be a beta reader. Ya know?

SOWWEE!!

-Holly-

GRRRRRRRRRRRR ALMOST ALL OF MY LINKS ARE BAD. But I figured out that if you click on them, it tells you the URL, so just post that in the address box, and voila!


Name: Holly

Age: 15

Height: 5' 4" And it sucks. The doc says I stopped growing. Well, pfft. (And yes, I just pffted.)

Eye Colour: Really, really light brown, almost gold. Kind of freaky. They are orange when I look into the sun, and red when there is only a little light.

I have pale skin, with a freckle every now and then. My hair... I really hate my hair, which is why I dyed it brown.

Go to this site if you would like to chat with fellow fanfictioners. It is completely free, but you need to get an account, otherwise, you are an anon.

www.friendsoffanfiction.chatango.com

I really like e-mails, even if they are from people I don't know. I like meeting new people, so e-mail me. Get to know me so I can get to know you. My email is hollymason30@yahoo.com (and that did not seem stalkerish at all...o.o)

This picture is awesome. I hate Edward, it's awesome nonetheless.. Edward Cullen

This is the song for "Who We Are." I love Lifehouse. (Also part of the playlist.)

This is the song in the first Chapter of The Reason(Also part of the playlist.)

I love Gaspard Ulliel. You should, too. Gaspard Ulliel


My Official Playlist:

"Our Time Is Running Out" - Muse (This is THE Edward song.)

"Pieces" - Sum 41 (This is really just here because I like the song...)

"Over My Head" - Sum 41 (This one is here just 'cause I like it, also.)

"The Good Left Undone" - Rise Against (I, personally, think this is a really good song for Edward in Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse...)

"Somewhere" - Within Temptation (Totally and completely Alice.)

"Iris" - Goo Goo Dolls (Edward)

"On My Own" - The Used (Random intermission BADA DADA DADA)

"The Bird And The Worm" - The Used (Still in the damned random intermission)

"Chasing Cars" - Snow Patrol (Edward and Bella)

"Vindicated" - Dashboard Confessional (No effing idea)

"Be My Escape" - Relient K (Jasper...I don't know why...It just yells "JASSSSSSSSSSPERRRRRRR!" to me.)

"Who I am Hates Who I've Been" - Relient K (Really big blue eyes.)

"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living" - My Chemical Romance (This just reminds me of vampires...)

"You and Me" - Lifehouse (Edward and Bella)

"Everybody's Fool" - Evanescence (Okay, this is a song that reminds me of what the werewolves think of hte Cullen's...)

"This Is Halloween" - The Nightmare Before Christmas (Another random intermission. Damn, they just pop out of everywhere, don't they?)

"Until The Day I Die" - Story Of The Year (Edward)

"Jailhouse Rock" - Elvis Presley (Just...Don't...Ask...)

"The Kill" - 30 Seconds To Mars (Edward)

"You Were Meant For Me" - Jewel (Best Bella song EVER.)

"Hands" - Jewel (This song reminds me of Bella when she is trying to help everyone.)

"Who Will Save Your Soul" - Jewel (Bella)

"Calling You" - Blue October (Edward fer sure)

"I Will Remember You" - Sarah McLachlan (Edward when he leaves Bella. There is no effing way he could EVER forget her.)

"Hear Me" - Kelly Clarkson (Bella when she comes out of her zombie state and Jacob helps her. Also for when she is running through the Square to get to Edward.)

"Breathe (2AM)"- Anna Nalick (Bella, before she officially "meets" Edward, and when she starts to remember him after coming out of her zombie state.)

"Everywhere" - Michelle Branch (Bella when she see's Edward Cullen for the first time.)

"All You Wanted" - Michelle Branch (Bella)

Edward

Bella

Alice

Jasper

Rosalie

Emmett

Esme

Carlisle

Someone was wondering why the chicken in my story, EVIL TOASTER OF DOOM, called Bella Betsy. I saw it on a television show, so I thought I would put it in the story.


You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


~10 Ways To Act Like A Retard~

1. PULL ON A PUSH DOOR

2. TALK BACKWARDS

3. SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.

4. SAY RANDOM THINGS.

5. WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY DUMM DUMM DUMM.

6. GO TO A ITAL LION RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.

7. TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESSE TO A SPANISH LADY.

8. TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.

9. ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.

10. RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "I'M A TREE STUMP"!


~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.

3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.

5. Try To Sell Your Money.

6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.

7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.

8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant


HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.

"Cooter"


We're all dying to live and living to die, so what's the point?

Waiting For Something Wonderful by LadyEllaRose reviews
Fresh from graduate school, Bella Swan takes a job in the library of a private Chicago high school and gets more than she bargained for after a chance encounter with the school's temperamental music teacher. AU/AH, BxE, rated M for language/adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,606 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella