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I just like to read..'s all you need to know...

I'm trying to write but I've yet to produce something that didn't make me squeal in embarassment as I stuff it into the depths of my trashcan...then within minutes make me attempt a rescue mission. This has resulted in a notebook almost entire filled with nearly incomprehensible scribbles that I've had to disinfect several times. But there is something in there I'm considering resuscitating, if only I could get my hands on a few choice Lovecraft novels. And maybe actually take a character all the way to 70 on WoW, so as to be informed on the lore in Outland...then maybe I'll actually buy WotLK.

Maybe.

I blame the Murlocs, to be honest with you.

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Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Aeon Entelechy Evangelion by EarthScorpion reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Shinji I.
In Which the Princess Rescues the Dragon by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH. The line between politics and family is razor-thin, especially when you’re a daughter of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Andromeda Tonks receives a condolence note from a surprising source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,747 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Andromeda T., Draco M.
The Gravedigger 1: Dawn of Hope by Kamagua reviews
Destinies are borne from men of standing and prestige. I, however, am a simple wanderer. But yet, the world seems to have taken to my shoulders like the voices have taken to my head. Destiny calls my name. It screams, Hope Blackwood.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,723 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008
Northrend on Thirty Silvers a Day by Jack of None reviews
When Asric finds himself somewhat unexpectedly reunited with Jadaar, he's not sure if his life is about to get better or a whole hell of a lot worse. Asric/Jadaar, World of Warcraft-based.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Asric, Jadaar - Complete
Lucifer's Ambition by RahXephon reviews
Eons from now, an ancient conspiracy has spread the children of mankind amongst the stars, but their folly also brought the end of Earth. Not anymore. The descendants of mankind race are now racing to retrieve the lost treasures of Lucifer on the barren planet of Earth. The alliance that manages to capture the Lance, the Champion and the Beast will reign supreme. AU, OCs.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,908 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Shinji I.
Lilith's Gift by Squire of Gothos reviews
A chance to do things over. A chance to make things right, even if only with one person.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 108,446 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Aeon Natum Engel by EarthScorpion reviews
That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Well, now it is the Strange Aeon, and the undying live again. The Evangelion Units may be able to face the Herald-entities, but what of the dangers within? Eva/Cthulhutech. Now complete; see Aeon Entelechy Evangelion for the rewrite.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 304,613 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Sharks in Suits by PaBurke reviews
The BAU must interview victims of the Ice Truck Killer before interviewing the UNSUB himself. They get more Information than hoped for.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/23/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hell for the Company by mirari1 reviews
After a botched attempt at dreadsteed theft, a human warlock and her unwitting companion are trapped on the dreadlord world of Xoroth, their only hope for escape a ragtag band of fellow prisoners and a demon they can’t trust. Complete!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,934 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
10,000 Days by fitzefitcher reviews
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough. A troll is lost and falls under sway of the scourge, and loses most of himself in the process. A dwarf finds him, and then his sister finds both of them under the most unfortunate circumstances.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Troll, Dwarf - Complete
Secession by cynical dogs only ever bite reviews
Sometimes he couldn't understand what his nation believed, or what it stood for, because it it was fractured, and though the majority of the damage had happened in just four years, it would never be the same. Civil War America, and the consequences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2009 - America - Complete
Convergence by Vermin Disciple reviews
Sam Williams and Sam Tyler, Gen. "Usually it had just been little things: moments when he closed his eyes or wasn’t thinking about anything in particular, when he would remember something that had never happened."
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Our Sammy by MiKEsGrrrl reviews
Gene suspects the worst of Sam, and only wants to help, but there is more to the story than Gene ever bargained for.
Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Forsaken by Wutruffbeest reviews
Life goes on after the rescue mission in Northrend. While some begin a long journey to discover why a baby ice troll is so desperately sought by so many, others go to Outland in an attempt to find a cure for a mysterious illness. Part Two.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,896 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
The Winter Scarf by lirance reviews
The eagle screams into his throat, but the vodka burns its blood away." Ivan and wounds and the nature of slow insanity, across half a century. China and Finland cameos.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Russia, China - Complete
The Reality Zone by Merridian reviews
A thought is a meaningless electrospasm. To dream is to imagine that which is all but unfathomable. Comprehensibility is variable and not guaranteed. This is not lucid. This is the Reality Zone. FINISHED.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,215 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Humanis Crux by Warriorsong reviews
REVERSIONED. Alone , Shinji comes to realise the crux of his situation during the Instrumentality of Man and takes his place as Avatar of the 18th Angel.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Legionnaire by Mister Cynical reviews
The Foreign Legion has always had a reputation for attracting thieves and murderers on the run from the law. Maybe it’s true after all, it attracted a young Japanese man trying to run from his past. completed
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,028 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Shinji I., Hikari H. - Complete
3:45 am by Kuro Guardian reviews
And maybe you should sleep, and maybe you just need a friend... There's noone laughing..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete