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Joined 07-07-07, id: 1319927, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Hey fans

Fave music: Bullet of my valentine, atryu, avenge sevenfold, trapt, breaking benjamin, red, skillet ect.

Fave anime: NARUTO OF COURSE

FAVE pairings in order: SasuSaku

NaruHina

NejiTen

ShikTera

SaiIno

Hobbies: I like to draw (I have a profile on deviantart my names the same as this profile LOL) , sketch anything to calm my mind and I 'm really good at it

(love drawing anime, manga ESPECIALLY SASUSAKU)

If you like to annoy your brother or sister, copy paste this on your profile.(God yes)

If you want to save the world from Global Warming, copy paste this on your profile.(Below)

If you want to save animals, copy paste this on your profile.(Yes I want to be a biologist)

Oh and last but not least, If you want to meet Masashi Kishimoto, copy paste this on your profile!(Oh god heaven)

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.(Glove slap I don't take crap)

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.(Hell YES but Sakura has to do it too)

- If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile –(LOVE)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.(ALL THE TIME)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!(I do it during the boring classes)

If you believe Sakura and Sasuke belong together copy and paste this to your profile!(yes they shall be or ... I got nothing)

If you hate Karin copy and paste this to your profile! (DEFINITELY)

If you love the Akatsuki and think that they are all hot put this on your profile

If you talk to yourself alot put this on your profile.

If you think art is a bang copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Tobi is a good boy copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Gaara is hot copy and paste this on your profile

If you want to kill Karin copy and paste this on your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
╚╩═╩╝╚╩╝╚╩══╝╚╝╚══╝╚╝

(repeat each line after song leader)

I said a Boom Chicka Boom
I said a Boom Chicka Boom
I said a Boom Chicka Rocka Chicka Rocka Chicka Boom
Uh huh
Oh yeah
One more time _ style.

Janitor Style:
I said a Broom Sweep-a Broom
I said a Broom Sweep-a Broom
I said a Broom Sweep-a Mop-a Sweep-a Mop-a Sweep-a Broom

Valley Girl Style:
I said like boom chicka boom
I said a totally boom chicka boom
I said like boom chicka like rocka chicka like gag me with a spoon

Baseball Style:
I said a boom chicka boom
I said a boom chicka boom
I said a boom chicka rocka hit that softball to the moon.

Barn-yard Style:
I said a moo chicka moo
I said a moo chicka moo
I said a moo chicka watch your step, don't track it in the room.

Race Car Style:
I said a vroom shifta vroom
I said a vroom shifta vroom
I said a vroom shifta grind-a shifta grind-a shifta vroom

Astronaut Style:
I said a moon shoot the moon
I said a moon shoot the moon
I said a moon blast-me shoot-me blast-me shoot-me-to-the-moon

Flower Style:
I said a bloom chicka bloom
I said a bloom chicka bloom
I said a bloom chicka blossom smell those flowers chicka bloom

Parent Style:
I said a boom GO TO YOUR ROOM
I said a boom GO TO YOUR ROOM
I said a boom GO TO YOUR ROOM and don't come out 'til next June.

Cheerleader Style:
I said a Boom-Go-Fight-Boom
I said a Boom-Go-Fight-Boom
I said a Boom Go-Fight-Win Go-Fight-Win Go-Fight-Boom

Taco Bell Style:
I said a bean chicka bean
I said a bean chicka bean
I said a bean and cheese burrito and a nacho supreme.

Arnold Schwarznegger Style: (Dana Q. Pack 75 in Long Beach)
speak it slowly with a heavy 'Ahnold' accent and shoot a gun on every

BOOM
Ich spracht Boom Chicka Boom
Ich spracht Boom Chicka Boom
Ich spracht Boom Chicka Rocka Chicka Rocka Chicka Boom
Ah hah
Oh ja
Noch ein mal _ style.

McDonalds Style:
I said a Big Mac and Fries
I said a Big Mac and Fries
I said a Big Mac and Fries and dont forget to Super Size.

Photographer Style:
I said a zoom clicka zoom.
I said a zoom clicka zoom.
I said a zoom clicka Smile Watch the Birdie clicka zoom.

End of the World Style:
I said a Doom Chicka Doom.
I said a Doom Chicka Doom.
I said a Doom Chicka Huge Explosion Noise Chicka Huge Explosion Noise Chicka Doom.

Homie Style:
I said a grill shiny grill
I said a bling chinga bling
I said a Honda Civic rims a-spinnin' on my Limousine

Fonzie Style:
I said a vroom chicka vroom
I said a vroom chicka vroom
I said a vroom chicka aaaaaaye chicka aaaaaaye chicka vroom

Thunderstorm Style:
I said a boom crasha boom
I said a boom crasha boom
I said a boom crasha flasha crasha flasha crasha boom

Space Style:
I said a space chicka space
I said a space chicka space
I said there's a Pluto there's a Mars there's the Earth and there's the stars

Surfer Style:
I said a dude chicka dude
I said a dude chicka dude
I said a dude chicka wipe out chicka WHOA chicka dude

Conservation Style:
I said a tree hug a tree
I said a tree hug a tree
I said save the whales, save the gas, save the water, hug a tree

Librarian Style:
I said a book read a book
I said a book read a book
I said a book choose a novel, keep it quiet, read a book

Bee Style:
I said a Bzzzz chicka Bzzzz
I said a Bzzzz chicka Bzzzz
I said a Bzzzz flower nectar pollen honey chicka Bzzzz

There are other Styles to say the normal lyrics rather than making up other words:
Baby style
Grandpa style - with lips wrapped over teeth
Frankenstein style
Opera Singer
Underwater - wiggle finger over lips

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Green Bug by sighs.and.smiles reviews
Because an Uchiha does not get outdone. /Chibi!SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hello, I'm your Angel! WTF by juicy.kiwi reviews
This started out as an innocent assignment. She, the Angel, needs to teach the raven man what love is. He, the damaged soul, has something else in his mind. Lusting, living, loving. Smutty smut AU -NEW STORY LINE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,913 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Our Ludicrous Hate by juicy.kiwi reviews
It's one of those ridiculous love stories that makes you want to scream. "Tell him/her 'I F'in LOVE YOU' already!" Too bad Sakura hates his gut. While Sasuke is too much of an ... Well, they'll live. AU-Smuttiness's here. wink
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Routine by Creeper Magnet reviews
SasuSaku. Because falling in love can be as simple as placing an order at a coffee shop.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
University of Konoha by SweetMadness92 reviews
A musical medic and a wealthy sex addicted Uchiha heir living at the same college sounds like trouble, right? But will a stunningly stubborn pink haired girl be able to kick the progidy off his throne or become another notch on his bed post.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dear Annie by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,556 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
The Prince by kokkilamb01 reviews
AU. Konoha's last surviving prince needs a queen. Hundreds come to try and win the prince's heart but only a certain pink-haired girl catches his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Greed by alixinwonderland123 reviews
If getting all hot n heavy with Sasuke Uchiha wasn't on my list of things to do this week….it is now. A highschool fic AU sasukeXsakura story my first fan fic be gentle tell me what you think R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,601 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
nevermind then by The Loser Lord reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was a boy who was very difficult to approach and you had to be near dying to even have the hope of acquiring his undivided attention for two seconds. This boy, Sakura found, was on a new level of 'hard to get' - AU. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Pink Haired Remedy by Vash-De-La-Trinkettes reviews
Uchiha Mikoto gave birth to the most sickly child ever to survive birth. He also suffers from Spoiled-brat Syndrome, the cure you ask? LOVE - LEMON IN LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
It's karma by unawakened reviews
Uchiha Sasuke had done many wrongs in his life. Now, his punishment will catch up to him in the form of one pink haired girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Why I dyed my hair PINK by Abigail15Sage reviews
Some people say that you can never love in High school. I disagree. I found it very easy to love Sasuke and I was only 17. He saved me, and somehow, I saved him. You'd have to hear our story to get it. "Good god, you bought me a motorcycle?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,829 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE by neetsacurrycutie reviews
Her name was Sakura, Sakura Haruno. She was different from other girls. Could a girl with the darkest of pasts fall for a player? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Formula For Disaster by Kakashi500 reviews
Sasuke I'm so sorry about what I said!" I yelled as the rain fell around us. "I was upset, angry and I-god I don't even know where to start." He stepped towards me and grabbed my chin as my tears fell. "Lets start with this." He said before he kissed me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,865 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sweetest Cherry by DoubleGans reviews
Haruno Sakura swore to herself that she will take down Uchiha Cooperation, after the death of her parents. But, could Sakura really do that? If she knew the man she has been slept with was an Uchiha. Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What Happened To Our Kunoichi? by SasuSakurulzes reviews
Sakura leaves Konoha just after Sasuke's leaving. She end up meeting with two of the Akatsuki members, she fights them, but gets knocked out. Later she finds out she's IN the Akatsuki, but who does she see again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do Not Ignore This by Sharinganblossom reviews
"Dear Applicant, This is in no way an attempt at molestation, abduction, or anything else that is bad and might be running through your mind right now." He really should have thrown it away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Accumulation of Epic Fails by halfkyuubikat reviews
-Chapter 3- "No! Team S-A-S-U-K-E. It stands for Sasuke-Army-Star-United-Kool-Entity." Sakura was about to protest to becoming a member when she didn't want it in the first place. -Drabble Fic Collection-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
An Arranged Disaster by carolinee458 reviews
AU.//Princess Sakura and Prince Sasuke are arranged to be married. And neither is happy about it.//"I never thought I'd be making a deal with the devil." "Welcome to Hell, Princess."//SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,935 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Propose to Me by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku- Sasuke is accomplished at everything, or so his daughters think. But Sakura knows better. She knows of one thing in which Sasuke did not succeed in for an extremely long time; Proposing. This is the story of how Sasuke got Sakura to marry him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
No, My Master! by SasuSakuKawaii reviews
She hates him but she doesn't have a choice but to marry him. He hurts her more than he can imagine and gives all of his love to his first wife. But as Sakura falls in love with him everything changes. He finally feels the love that was there for so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,559 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breathe Into Me by HatterLifeStyle reviews
Sasuke walked up to Sakura and slowly lifted his hand. Gently, he poked her forehead with his index and middle finger. "Bye Sakura." He murmured. For the third time in one day Itachi was shocked by his brother's strange behavior. SasuSaku: AU: Pro Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,667 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Death Is Freedom by DeathOrchid reviews
I killed Uchiha Sasuke, and we lived happily ever after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Maifa Princess by crazyfan15 reviews
"You said you wanted to build you a clan?" Sakura nodded. "Yes i do," she answered
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,844 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Like a Mama Bird by Crazy Cherries reviews
"It's just like a mama bird feeding its babies." In which Sasuke's son kills Sasuke's whole plan and then stomps on it. Repeatedly. Just to rub it in his face. Sasuke just wishes Sakura would stop laughing. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Twinkle twinkle cups of roman. How I wonder what you taste like. Up above on your pedestal so high. Like a savor in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little roman. How I wonder why I love you more then pie." "You idiot! That's not how the song goes!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rain Was Pouring by Gaaragirl2020 reviews
"I'll make you moan, Sa-ku-ra." He breathes out each syllable of my name. How he says it reminds me of a threat. R&R! xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,283 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Did You Find Everything You Need? by Suteishii reviews
The produce is fresh, the prices are cheap, and the cashier has a way with words. They should have added that to their slogan. All she said was "Did you find everything you need?" This love story began at Sasuke's local grocery store. Seriously. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Uchiha Brothers by lemonberryPUNCH reviews
/SasuSaku/ To think it started off with a girl never hearing about the Uchiha Brothers... this isn't going to end well. Jo Bros with a mix of Hannah Montana!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Melody of my life by juicy.kiwi reviews
A kinky love story between two devoted musicians. "I will lure you, trap you, enchant you ... with my melody." Will their love lasts through the up and down of the life on stage and on campus? AU - On short break
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,455 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Runaways by maRshmAll0W rosEs reviews
Who knew running away from your own wedding could be a good thing? AU SasuSaku, -oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why Does It Have To Be Me! by Pink.Prism reviews
Sasuke woke up to find a girl naked on his bed that suffered from amnesia He let her stay in his home & found out he's getting closer to her & feels lust for her Is it love or just lust? How will he deal with all this and protecting Sakura from perverts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Double Identity by mannequin.bear reviews
Ms. Haruno Sakura: An unpopular nerd who's bullied by day, but a hot, popular host that everyone loves by night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Musicians and Writers by Romancelover1321 reviews
Sasuke and Sakura fell in love but when Sasuke is scouted by a famous recording studio, he takes the chance, and becomes famous. But when he wants Sakura back can he win her back or is it too late? AU one-shot. Sakura's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Still A Kid by Winter's Blossom reviews
I was 6. I was handed to the Uchiha's while my parents are on a long mission. I met Uchiha Sasuke. Who I have no idea at the moment, is my legally wedded husband.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Luck of the Draw by Aurora Ciel reviews
Tenshi: a brothel that kidnaps girls and forces them into prostitution. Sakura's mission: rescue the girls and shut down Tenshi. But what happens when she comes across the one person she never expected to see again? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Union by Rathen reviews
Sasuke and Sakura never thought a walk in the woods could lead to this... but when fate takes the wheel, anything can happen. They learn first hand, just what that means.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy? by XxXInuyasha's Little AngelxXx reviews
A SasuSaku OneShot. "Daddy?" "Hn?" "Why do you have a pole up your ass?".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cup Cakes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
He stopped for a second, thinking. "I guess I like her hair too. It reminds me of Itachi's underwear with the ducks on them!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Operation: Win Sakura's Heart Back by xxIcyAngelxx reviews
Mission: Seduce the future Uchiha Sakura's heart back after his years of absence-Uchiha Style. With help from Naruto and Kakashi, it's gonna be chaotic. 3rd Attempt:In how Sasuke gets rid of the men around Sakura. Rule 6: Do not interfere!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Mine! Mine! Mine! by Strayedwolf94 reviews
This is a oneshots of SasuSaku with other pairings it starts from age 1. Pls. read and rate. Open for ideas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Marco Polo by x.Kaze-chan reviews
“Let me give you some advice, when you encounter a one night stand—it’s a sign that it’s going to be more than just a one night stand,” his words sounded wise until he continued talking. “But then again, it could mean absolutely nothing too!" //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Prankster Haven by Loubell reviews
Naruto and Sakura are pranksters but when their school gets enough of their pranks and are sent to Konoha high school a place where all the pranksters and trouble makers go there they meet Sasuke and the gang. SasuSaku maybe some garrasaku /slight crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
McSmokey by linetteflys reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Road To Recovery by Twigs-N-Leaves reviews
SasuSaku eventually - 12 Fail-safe ways to Forget about a Certain Stubborn, Black-Haired, Hormone-less Sharingan wielding Jerk And Get on With your Life because It Is Too Short To Spend All Your Precious Time Chasing After Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,458 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kill Me Gently by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku She let him use her body whenever he wanted, she was his slave. Her hot mouth was pleading, and his body was demanding. She was his. "Don't you want me anymore?" he glared, "You. You're not Sakura." LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Many Black Outs Of Uchiha Sasuke by Rain-in-Midnight reviews
Sasuke's P.O.V. OOC "So...you committed treason." "Yes...yes I did." "....you should be sentenced to death." "Is that so?" "Mhmmm." "Well that kind of sucks." Rated T for slight swearing and a few slightly sexual references...hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
iPod Enticement by heart-away reviews
Ino had always told Sakura that with her unnatural obsession with her iPod, she’d never get a life.....when in reality she got more than intended.... Sasusaku Au.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just like the wind by matsujunchann reviews
Uchiha Sasuke finds out that a certain pink-haired girl is just like the wind. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
First Word by Dragenruler reviews
//Sasuke and Sakura//"Oh, him! Don't mind him, he's only my baby's daddy!" Sakura stared solemnly at the Uchiha Corp. with little Ryu in her arms. "My baby's daddy is an asshole!" With Sakura back, little Ryu with his family, what can happen?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You can deny it, but we both know you're lying by Rory-Chan26 reviews
He left her years ago, but he didn't realize that she has strengths of her own. And maybe..neither did she? Can she learn to love again or will she be consumed by her new power? Will he finally confess or will he chicken out like last time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Harsh Reality by Cottinspriggy reviews
What Sasuke was seeing made him want to turn around and run back to Orochimaru. Sakura turned towards them, A white blindfold covering her eyes. “What is this?” Sasuke said hoarsely. “She’s Blind Sasuke..” R&R CHAPTER 13 IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,757 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Master and Maid by Kodaiyu reviews
In a plight of desperation, Sakura throws herself into work, unaware what surprises await her. It doesn't dawn on her, that she works for the Uchiha house, and is the servant of Sasuke Uchiha. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Reborn by HitsugayaLuver8 reviews
Sakura has been like this for a while now, cold, emotionless, and unchangeable, ever since Sasuke left. Unpredictable things began to happen though that she would never have expected. Things that she thought could never have happened...guess she was wrong
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Commitment by Disenchanted Cynic reviews
-"Sasuke, what would you do if I left you and your fianceé my four-year-old daughter to take care of for the day?" "I'd kill you, Naruto." "Heh, heh -gulp-. Wait, really?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do I Turn You On? by Pinboo reviews
Bunny girl, dominatrix lady, french maid, she has tried them all. Tell her, what could possibly turn Sasuke Uchiha on? Sasusaku.one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His locker combination by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Sakura didn’t feel too comfortable inside that smelly, narrow locker. It would have been different if she wouldn’t be stuck though. Of course that stupid locker wouldn’t open from the inside... Sakura's stuck inside Sasuke's locker! fluffy/humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lover by Cupid Lestrange reviews
-SasuSaku- "I've missed you... and now I'm here to seduce you."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Affections Across Time by abstract illusioniste reviews
On hold for now. -hides-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Twist in Time by wolf08 reviews
The great war is nearly over, and Konoha is on the brink of total destruction. Join Sakura Haruno on a last-resort mission to save the ninja world and the boy she loves before history repeats itself... A time-travel fic, sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,858 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Crawling In The Dark by xxKohakuKittyxx reviews
[SasuSaku] [AU] Sasuke's a pirate, Sakura's a girl from a wealthy town. Sasuke sees her, and suddenly decides she's coming with him. What will happen? Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,057 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Most Unusual Proposal by Kitsune Kit reviews
Kakashi finds himself used as a human shield while Sasuke and Sakura scream at each other over Sasuke's abnormal marriage proposal. Crack with a side of Fluff. Really old work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Avenge You! by Miyako-hime reviews
SasuSaku AU. Features Itachi POV. Sasuke, you don’t need to pee on a frog to do that. Have some dignity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spoiled by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Oh great. My husband's a sex addict.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Preggy Problems by kat-blossom reviews
Sorry guys for not upadting for a few months! believe it or not, my schedule was tight!.. Anyway, thanks for all the reviews! hope you guys will read my fanfic again! Pairings: SASUSAKU SHIKAINO NARUHINA NEJITEN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
emotionless by Snap on Smile reviews
songfic oneshot, inuyasha sings a song to his dad that he hasnt seen in years. good charlotes emotionless
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Inuyasha - Complete
Be My Genie by Mediarite Flow reviews
SasuSaku 'My...fairy god parent...' Sasuke raised a confused eyebrow. Sakura frowned. 'Do I look like a stupid fairy to you.' Well, the pink hair kind of threw him off. 'That's SO fictional! I'm your genie.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Gay Uchiha by underwrldqueen reviews
Have you ever wondered if the great Uchiha Sasuke was gay? The village of Konoha sure has! Now that he’s back, news has spread that he is a HOMO! He will need the help of Sakura to prove them wrong, but will she accept? Or laugh in his face? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura's Nude Escapade by Aurora Ciel reviews
This is it! I'm dead! I survived the fall, but Sasuke kun is going to kill me for sure! I'm going to die with out children or clothing! Gah! Damn you towels that don't stay in place' SasuSaku One Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
Sasuke's Bed Sheets by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Kakashi betting bra sizes? A drunken Sakura and a perverted Sasuke? Can it get any worse? Cowritten with Cuito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
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The Downs and Ups reviews
The Downs and Ups of Sasuke Uchiha working in a burger joint
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Should have, Could have
Summary: If you could have a second chance at life would you take it? Would you change it? For better or worse. Should you, Could you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Nothing ever dies reviews
Summary: He took everything away from her when he left. She is now nothing more then an emotionless assassin of the Anbu. What happens when he returns expecting everything to be the way it was before he left he is in for a shock? “Nothing will ever be th
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I must forget reviews
I must forget Summary: He left her, she forgot him. It’s as simple as that or is it? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blame it on the Blonde reviews
Another one of Ino's brilliant ideas what could possibly go wrong? everything and anything. Poor little Sakura how's she going to get out of this one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Size Doesn’t Matter reviews
Summary: “….is that all you got?” “Yes” “It’s a bit small” “Size doesn’t matter Sakura” “I suppose …..” misunderstanding SasuSaku Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete