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Joined 07-07-07, id: 1319991, Profile Updated: 03-12-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Instead of the usual introductions in which I reveal absolutely nothing abut myself, here are 10 fun facts about me.

1) I'm not a fan of angst cause I'm hyper-sensitive. I will read it but I don't think I'll ever write it.

2) I don't like picking teams. Yes I adore Jacob but that doesn't mean I hate Edward. I'm more Team Everybody/ Anybody/ Whatever I can get/I'm confused, can I call a friend?

3) I love chocolate like it's my job.

4) I tweet like a maniac. Verbal diarrhea officially has a face people. See Illegal rant here

5) It's me...Its always been me.

6) Some of the most amazing people on earth I have met are online and millions of miles away from me. Boooo

7) I am a sad panda hamster princess monkey.

8) I can touch my nose with my tongue.

9) I hyperbole like there's no tomorrow.

10) I like to think I'm funny. I know I'm probably not.

I'm 23...there...now we know each other! Can I come over for dinner now? :)

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Coming Closer by BnayyFF reviews
After disappearing for 3 years. Bella returns to Forks in search of the one thing she should have never left behind. UPDATE 7/1/12 : CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AND RE-WORKED. thank you for your patience.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,600 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob
The Passing Years by rainypromise reviews
After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,949 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
First Beach by flightlessbird75 reviews
Post Bella's Cliff dive in New Moon. Bella finaly aknowledges her feelings for Jacob unknowingly triggering a series of events that will test their love for each other and change their lives forever. Mwahahahaha! Rated For language and Lemonyness :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,689 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Jacob
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
THE SUN ON MY SKIN by LovesJakeBlack reviews
What happens when you suddenly come to the realization that the person that is standing right in front of you is the love of your life? There comes a point where heat, love and passion collide. ***Rated M for mature themes and Lemons*** CHAPTER 9 UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,316 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Unchanged by stothep reviews
What if . . . we all just pretend I didn't really write this, mmmkay?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreaming of Butterflies by Stretch reviews
When Bella is hit by Tyler's van and falls into a coma, the lines between reality and fantasy begin to blur. When you can't tell fact from fiction, how do you know which love is real? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,151 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Camping is in Tents! by Chimaera2009 reviews
Renesmee, Jacob, Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie go on a camping trip and get caught in a snow storm. This story is rated M for VERY mature or immature, depending on your point-of-view, language and some serious lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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The Ballad of the Blueberry Muffin reviews
An un-whiney Bella, a bad-boy Jacob...and neither wants to give in.Rated M for language and various citrus fruit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,244 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Drama Queen reviews
Jacob gives Bella a taste of her own medicine...One-shot. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete