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Joined 07-08-07, id: 1320032, Profile Updated: 10-15-10
Author has written 4 stories for Aliens/Predator, Ironman, Transformers, and Assassin's Creed.

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite author on Fanfiction.net."

Hallo! I'm Spider Chick, just here to have some fun! I play lots of video games including God of War, Pokemon, Fallout and Assassin's Creed II (because Leonardo da Vinci as a thirty-something genius is teh smex XD). I'm into metal, rock and techno, though I'll pretty much listen to anything besides rap, country and opera (but Phantom of the Opera is AWESOME). My interests are kinda random and really make no sense when listed so I'm not even going to bother with confusing everyone and what not.

By the way if you notice my lack of updating often, it's because A: My words-per-minute rating is in the toilet and B: I'll never post something until it's finished. Too many times have I gotten reallllllly into a story only to have the author never finish it. So long story short, I'm being a Batman and trying to make sure that doesn't happen to others. :)

3/28/10 - I had to update because I have found a very disturbing trend on here lately besides 'vury bd grammer'. So many people now write on fanfiction.net as if they were handing an essay into their college professors. Holy crap! No one, NO ONE refers to snow as 'granulated'. Just a totally awkward use of an adjective. Then there's the hypocrites - the people that are all, "I, with my Harvard degree, shall never, ever write a ballad with what the lowly souls on here refer to as 'original characters'". Then they write a story with an OC. No offense, but it's fanfiction.net for a reason. You want to write your own story with own characters while complaining about other people doing so, post it on deviantArt. At least that way you'll never find it using the search. XD

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Thank you guys for all your reviews! Sorry that I don't have the time to respond to all of them individually.


A little while ago, I went to Gamestop. I pulled out my keyring while I tried to find my wallet and the guy proceeded to make my Starscream and Optimus Prime keychain fight each other (with sound effects), all while wearing a funny little hat with antennas since Scribblenauts came out that day. I have found my new favorite store. MLIA

If you want to say 'hey' on Facebook...

http://www.facebook.com/lafarceuse (La farceuse is 'the joker' in French by the way) Just please no perverted stuff on my wall and if you send a friend request, put in the comment that you saw me on Fanfiction.net otherwise, I just won't recognize the name and will most likely ignore the request, cause to me it just looks like someone random. Thanks!

Ninja out!

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God Of War: 300 To Olympus by ZOE-Jehuty reviews
Kratos wants Zeus dead, King Leonidas wants the Glory of Sparta to be known; this isn't madness, THIS IS SPARTA!
Crossover - God of War & 300 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/15/2008
Hired Help by vault of glass reviews
Charon joins Quinn on his normal trade route... and that annoying smoothskin is coming along. Fantastic. Charon/FLW - M for all the good stuff. Complete.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,115 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Beautiful by Decadent Muse reviews
Mitsuhide thought that the world was stripped of its beauty, but someone comes to change it all. Oneshot, MitsuhidexRanmaru. Warning: YAOI LEMON. Peace! XD
Samurai Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
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Façades reviews
"The killer sighed softly, chastising himself for getting distracted once again, and flicked out his hidden blade. He needed to take care of this nuisance before he could get anything else done..."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
The Optimus Prime User's Guide reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Optimus Prime! Actual Optimus Prime not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Poker Face reviews
Emma Frost is out looking for a challenge - and it seems she may have met her match. Title's from the Lady Gaga song, - it fit well. Would be OT if it were a manga, not T, not M. Tony Stark/ Emma Frost, 'cause I can. : Movie/comic verse. Oneshot.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
The Predator User Guide reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete