Exordium: A freak
Johnny Depp - in EVERYTHING -Captain Jack Sparrow - Sparrabeth
David Tennat - 10th - Doctor Who - 10/Rose 10/Captain Jack Harkness
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." --CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
"Where is it? Where is the thump thump??" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt, and guess what's inside it!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Cuttlefish. Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Flippant glorious little sausages. Pen 'em up together and they'll devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, isn't it?...or... or...fish nature... We are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are comin' out of me mouth, Captain Swann. We must fight. " --Captain Jack Sparrow
"As I said...persuade me..." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time. The envious, never." --John Wilmot
"NOBODY MOVE! Dropped me brain!" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"I can name fingers and point names." -- Captain Jack Sparrow
"We must fight... to run away." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"And so, we shall go to war!"
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"One word love: curiosity." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Savvy?" --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Darlin', I am truly unhappy to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jone's crew." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Guard the boat, mind the tide...Don't touch my dirt." --Captain Jack Sparrow
"Beckett: You're mad!
Jack: Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work./// And that was without a single drop of rum!" --Lord Cutler Beckett and Captain Jack Sparrow
"Davy Jones: I can't be summoned like some mongrel pup'ah.
Cutler Beckett: Apparently you can." --DJ and Becky
"Everything in this room is eat-able. Even I'm eat-able! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies!" --Willy Wonka
"Take what you can - give nothing back" -- Captain Jack Sparrow (and Gibbs)
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality...The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the most absolute and animal and one of the most ephemeral.
Hell's afloat in lover's tears.
"As the worst of the venom left my lips,
I thought, 'If, despite this lie, he strips
"He could hear both their hearts pounding, two prisoners in adjacent cells fighting to reach each other."
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures."
"The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived." --Oscar Wild
"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval." --Mark Twain
"It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting." --Paulo Coelho
"Only in our fall, we release our full strength."
And after all this time, I still can't let go...
I guess it's just no use
And I've still got your face
Something in your eyes keeps haunting me
I throw myself into the sea
Where I was
I have no power over this
All that I'm living for,
All It Seemed So Far Away
Oh I Am Down
Don't Say It's All Over,
We're leaving here tonight
Forget this life
I'll be there when you call
The finger of blame has turned upon itself
Things to copy and paste:
If, at the point in AWE when Elizabeth says, "You thought I loved him" about Jack, you screamed out "YOU DO!" at the top of your lungs, causing everyone in the immediate vicinity to look at you, copy this into your profile.
If you support Sparrabeth because Will is a silly pansy, copy this into your profile.
If you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy this into your profile.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while doing some really boring stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever sung “Hoist the colors” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is a Captain Jack Sparrow somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Captain Jack Sparrow or is an alcoholic but it would be a really awesome guy), copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
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