Author has written 4 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Labyrinth.
Holy scat, I finally wrote something on here... Ahem... Introduction.
Name: Star Anise and that's all you're getting on here. Sorry!
Age: 20 (Trying to learn to drive, get a job, volunteer and get through Uni when brain is not frying on computor from essays and fanfiction!)
Reading, writing (mostly poetry), drama, talking/bickering, music, animals, climbing, laughing, martial arts, swimming, holidays, friends.
Music: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Nightwish, Sheryl Crow, Alanis Morisette, Breaking Benjamin, Bob Marley, Sting, Aswad, Steel Pulse, Tea For The Wicked/Sons Of Hedon, musicals/opera.
Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Wood Wife, Prodigal Summer, The Hobbit, Switchers, Wild Swans, Moon Days, mythology.
Films: Cats, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Star Trek 2009 (illogical!), Born Free, Dogma, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Zohan, Camelot, Avengers, Labyrinth, Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Manga: Fruits Basket, Yu Yu Hakusho, Tail of the Moon, Happy Hustle High, Kare First Love, Inuyasha, Tarot Cafe, Axis Powers Hetalia.
Fan-Fics: FF.VII, H.P, L.O.T.R, Y.Y.H, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Star Trek 2009, P.O.T.C, Hetalia, Buffy, Thor/Avengers, Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
F.FVII: Yuffie/Vincent, Yuffie/Reeve, Shelke/Nero, Tifa/Cloud, Tifa/Reno, Tseng/Elena, Reno/Elena.
H.P: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Tonks/Remus.
L.O.T.R: Haldir/OC, Eomer/Lothiriel.
Y.Y.H: Hiei/Botan, Hiei/Mukuro, Kurama/Shizuru, Shizuru/Sakyou, Yusuke/Keiko, Kuwabara/Yukina.
Fruits Basket: Tohru/Kyo, Yuki/Machi, Hatori/Mayuko, Akito(she's a girl!)/Shigure, Haru/Rin.
Hetalia: FrUK, UKPort, UKUS, PruCan.
Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland: Alice/Hatter
However it may appear, I have no objection to yaoi... I really like some of it... just not so much with characters I already like paired with females. I'm a sucker for romantic canon pairs and OCs for obscure ones, such as Haldir in L.O.T.R or Hiten in Inuyasha.
The problem with life is there's no background music. However, if you must indeed face the music, pick a good dance partner:
And here is what we all know about FRIENDS:
A fake friend returns your things at once. A real friend has it so long, you’re not sure who it belongs to.
A fake friend doesn’t ask for food. A real friend is the reason you don’t have any.
A fake friend will attempt to help me find my way when I’m lost. A true friend will be messing with my compass, stealing the map, and giving very bad directions.
A fake friend will send me letters, e-mails, and most everything she can when I go away. A true friend will kidnap me before I do.
A fake friend calms you down when you’re mad. A true friend is going to be dancing with a shovel next to you over the grave of the one who made you mad.
A fake friend will help me up when I fall. A true friend will be pointing and laughing because they're the one that tripped me in the first place.
A fake friend will go to a concert with me. A true friend will help me kidnap the band.
A fake friend will hide me from the cops. A true friend is most likely the reason they’re after me in the first place.
A fake friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A true friend will ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, right?”.
A fake friend will act all nice when he dumps you. A true friend will call him and whisper, “Seven Days to live…”
A fake friend will sit next to you by the pool at that time of the month. A true friend will toss you a tampon and push you in.
A fake friend tries to persuade you from doing bad things. A true friend will be next to you in jail, saying, “We fucked up, didn’t we? Eh, it was fun. LETS DO IT AGAIN!!” Then you’ll escape with spoons.
A fake friend only knows a little about you. A true friend could write a VERY interesting biography on your life story…
A fake friend could leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing. A true friend will be kicking the crowd’s butt with you.
A fake friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A true friend takes yours and says, "RUN, bitch! RUN!"
A fake friend helps you up when you fall. A true friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A fake friend won’t even know this exists. A true, BEST friend will be sitting on your head, pointing it out while you scream bloody murder.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten... When very angry, swear.
Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
Education is important... School however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver.
Don't run in the school hall; gliding is more fun!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away; if well aimed.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I find a row boat and save your sorry ass.
I agree with the dictionary: Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!Or make grape juice... then sit back and watch the world go, "WTF??"
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When faced with impossible odds, try an impossible soloution - Think not 'How can I do this?', but 'how can I not completely screw this up?'
Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, geez!
I've got ADD and magic markers, oh the fun I will have... XD
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to act out a movie scene with your friends and gotten weird stares, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters... copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Disney should go back to traditional animation, copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile
f you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!
... If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s... copy and paste this to your profile. ;P
Why America has some issues
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you die for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose - me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't die for you is because I would live for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon".
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher".
4) Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman".
7) Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student: "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11) Teacher: " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher: " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand."
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Your GUY side:
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Your GIRL side:
COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE! (BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU)
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I like ANIME, so I MUST be childish.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm IN A BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
I am the Queen of Spades, breaking the rules once I learn the game.
I am the calm before the storm, hell on the high seas.
I tempt the Fates and trick the Furies.
I outsing the Sirens and outfly the Angels.
...and I play dice with the Devil.