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Ummmm...hi. My name is Shannon. I'm 14 (15 in September). I love reading and hanging out with friends. My favorite book would have to be the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. I'm on the High School Colorguard Team and am loving it so far. So yea...that's me in a nutshell...=)...Oh and I think of myself as a terrible writer, so you won't see many stories from me, but I love , love ,love to read them...so if i could I'd be a beta, but since I don't write stories, I can't. But I do have many ideas for stories in my little brain...so PM me if you need ideas for a story!

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Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
A reason by spiralANgel reviews
Edward finds out why Bella doesn't want to get married, so he tries anyways. Team Edward fic. Slightly dark and well really quite random. This will be well before the actual proposal that occurs in the books...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11626 - Favs: 8,544 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8211 - Favs: 5,876 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Rose Thorns by Lily Turtle reviews
Because sometimes, love hurts. Because it can challenge. Because it can turn on itself. Because love is a force and a superpower, and not an option. And because it will test Edward and Bella to their utmost limits. Even roses have thorns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 147,827 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Dawn by Kasmiria reviews
New Moon, retold from Edward Cullen's point of view. We all know how Bella dealt with her sorrow but how did Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007
You Know You Addicted To MLOONA When by TheMagicLampshade reviews
You Know Your Addicted To 'Making Love Out Of Nothing At Al'l When... is a list dedicated to the awesome Twilight fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Notes by musical-gerbil reviews
What do our favourite Twilight characters do when they're bored during class? Why, pass notes of course!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 11/9/2006
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8375 - Favs: 7,511 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cooking With Edward by leiahlaloa reviews
In which Edward tries to entertain Bella....After much speculation... part two is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
A Tisket, A Tasket by lg-lit reviews
“Well, yeah. The girls provide the baskets, and the boys bid on them. Then the pair share the lunch together. You don’t think it sounds fun?” Mike looked offended for some reason. I was seriously questioning his definition of fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Movie Night by CGEclipsed16 reviews
Potential Eclipse Spoilersvery brief. Bella POV. Bella comes across old classic movies, and together, Edward and Bella watch them. They strike up an interesting conversations.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007
Sweet Sorrow by ohxmyxria reviews
AU:My breath caught in my throat. There was something about her. Who was I kidding? It was everything about her! Her soft brown locks of hair. The pale, glowing tone of her skin. But her eyes, deep pools of topaz, were what sealed Edward Masen's fate. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,759 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Edward, Bella
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Edward's Bicycle by Ocher Eyes reviews
Set between the summer of Twilight and New Moon. Edward decided to take Bella for a bike ride on a sunny day. But with Edward's vampire speed, Bella better hold on tight! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007
The Sweet Escape by C Nelson reviews
It's Summertime and Bella is with the Cullens and the School year is slowly coming closer! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Trig Homework by lovelypenguin8 reviews
Bella's doing her homework but she needs help. Why is Edward running away? And why is Jasper drawing bunnies? and what is Emmett wearing? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007
Kiss De Girl by Firegambler reviews
Emmett and Edward made a bet, that Edward couldn't go an entire night without kissing Bella. But when they spend the night alone, how long is that going to last. He gotta, kiss de girl. First songfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Sound of Pulling Heaven Down by CGEclipsed16 reviews
Eclipse Spoiler: Sequel to The Reason. Bella's POV. Edward and Bella agree that its time to tell Charlie. And its time to take their relationship to the next step.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,418 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007
Never Goodbye by Saiyachick reviews
How Bella and Edward broke the news to Charlie about the two of them getting married. Eclipse Spoilers Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett and Bingo Fun by iceprincess263 reviews
Bella is alone with Emmett and wants to go play bingo. What will crazy Emmett do at bingo? Who shows up? Rated T in case. R&R Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
The Reason by CGEclipsed16 reviews
Eclipse Spoiler: Edward's POV. Bella returns from Jacob's house in tears.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Fire and Ice by odyssey1 reviews
The infamous tentscene from Edward's POV. Warning: Heavy spoilers for Eclipse!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Mission: House Party by petuniagirl16 reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are away, the kids will play....Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
Bulletproof by odyssey1 reviews
Bella and Edward talk to Charlie. Immediately postEclipse. Charlie POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ivory Keys by Scarlett Redd reviews
Edward's thoughts after driving Bella home from Port Angeles. He has a conversation with Carlisle and Esme about Bella. Very short oneshot. R&R, please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Eclipse Quote of the Month Story by ReadingTwilight reviews
I'm compiling all of the quotes from Eclipse off of Stephenie Meyer's site in chronological order to create a story. Please R & R and give me your opinions! P.S. I'm sending this to a contest so please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007
Jasper's Secret Obsession by Kirbiness reviews
Bella and Edward are at the Cullen's house one day when they hear a strange noise coming from Jasper's Room. A series of flashbacks relating to Jasper's obsession, HARRY POTTER! CHAPTER 4 UP: HARRY POTTER OOTP MOVIE PREMEIRE, IN LONDON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
A Night's Worth of Regrets by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Set just after the return from Italy in New Moon. Waiting in the forest, Edward thinks back on all the things that went wrong, and has an unpleasant encounter with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Mosquito Problem by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Mosquitoes have it out for Bella, What will she do? Starts out with that problem, but then Emmett gives Bella energy drinks, then mean girls from Bella's past come into play, finaly, A WEDDING! I would have made it longer, but people didn't review........
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Alice's Discovery by petuniagirl16 reviews
What if Alice stumbled across a certain fan fiction website? Final Chapter up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Alice Discovers EBay by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Alice discovers the wonderful world of EBay. What will happen? And why did she get a llama? I know this is my first fanfictin and all but read it anyway? please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Edward is Pregnant by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Alice and Jasper play a little prank on Edward. In Jasper's Idea and POV! What is this prank? And why did Edward's Pants get ripped? What Type of undes does Edward wear? Does Edward get his playback with Bella's help? Love ya! DONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Breakfast by Eowyn77 reviews
This was my fluff and nonsense entry for the Summer Lovin' contest on Pelirroja's Twilight site. To my utter amazement, I placed, taking third. As always, thanks goes out to my lovely beta MotherofaBella. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Spring Cleaning With The Cullens by thesunshinekid reviews
Exactly what kind of skeletons will Bella find in the Cullens' closets on the annual Spring Cleaning Day? Or, even worse, how far will the Cullens go to get rid of things?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
100 Years to Live by not done baking reviews
New Moon never happens. Edward and Bella's senior year goes by quietly, except that Edward never made the promise to the Volturi. What's Bella to do with her 17-year-old boyfriend when she's twenty-something?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stealing Edward's Shirt by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Bella wants one of Edward's Shirts. What will she go though to get it? And what will happen when Edward finds out about said shirt? Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Dante's Peak by leiahlaloa reviews
Bella is showing her age a bit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An afternoon with Esme by leiahlaloa reviews
What did Edward do before Bella? He doesn't even know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Overworked Soles by leiahlaloa reviews
Bella's silly thoughts... poor Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Fuzzy Dice by leiahlaloa reviews
Dancing with the stars? Gimme a break... I'd rather dance with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Constellations and Yawns by leiahlaloa reviews
How to keep that pesky sparkle at a dull roar....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
The Garage by leiahlaloa reviews
A short piece on the life and times of Edward and Bella. And that elusive garage of the Cullens....
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Edward's Very HumanLike Birthday by wanderlustlights reviews
It's Edward's birthday! Woot woot! Sure, the rest of the family gets Edward presents, but... what will Bella get for him? And why is Edward acting so strange?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
In The Middle of Nowhere by thesunshinekid reviews
Even as a vampire, Edward is not infallible. What is it with men and asking for directions?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
What are you on? by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Bella's lost it! She went wacko. Insane. Why? What is she on? When shes still upset that Edwards gone,Charlie gets some prescriptioned anti depressants for her. Remembering to be reckless,she takes way too many and goes nuts. Hilarious! BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Happy Halloween, Edward by Like A Meteor reviews
Bella has signed Edward and herself up to chaperone third graders while they trick or treat. Now all she has to do is get Edward out of his room. Small oneshot. Did for fun. R&R?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete