Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.
I'm the kind of person who is considered thoughtful, intelligent, and who is still able to say with a perfectly straight face, "Stab me in the eye with a rusty wooden fork."
I think that should speak for itself.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
It is on the internet, therefore it is true. ;)