Therrin-Ninja
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Joined 07-08-07, id: 1320776, Profile Updated: 02-06-10
Author has written 14 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Haruhi Suzumiya series.

BEFORE YOU READ ANYTHING ABOUT ME: I vow that I, without failure, will respond to any and every comment that you leave on my page or my stories. I cannot guarantee the timeliness of my responses, but I vouch that you will hear from me. I hope that you deem my stories worth your time, and will happily respond to your comments. Thank You.

I shall notify you about a few things in my fics . . .

I HATE marysues, self insertion, and most OCs (when they're inserted into a pre-existant world created by someone else), they just grind on my nerves. Other than that, I really enjoy reading about characters acting OOC, and love plot tweaks.

other than that, I . . . well, I write Fanfiction for fun, I do write other things, too.

My theory for writing fanfiction comes from a song that I know all of you know. SOOooooo, clear those throats, and join me in song!

"I LOVE TO LAUGH, HAHAHAHA, LOUD AND LONG AND CLEAR! I LOVE TO LAUGH, HAHAHAHA, SO EVERYBODY CAN HEAR!~"

and I'll stop there. now you know why I write cracktastic stuff.

Check out my DevArt gallery for Fanfiction Related Art: www.TherrinNinja.deviantART.com :

Well, I guess, since I like reading other people's quotes, I might as well put up some of my own favorites!

~All the world's a stage. You just missed rehersal~ ~Unknown

" A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, If Photoshop acts like a jerk, then so will I!" ~unknown'

"Sorry, Sasuke . . . . . . . this is the last time." ~Itachi of Naruto (Damn, he was an AWSOME character!)

"I didn't follow you because I was ordered, I followed you becuause I was pissed! Now WHY THE HELL DID YOU TRY TO RUN AWAY WITHOUT ASKING FOR MY HELP FIRST?"~General Roy Mustang of Fullmetal Alchemist

It looks like it's burning . . . in a good way!

Fan at Anime Boston 2007: Alright, Um, I have questions for Colleen and Travis; what's your opinion on Royai?
-insert fans roaring in approval-
Colleen: on Roy and Hawkeye?
fan: yeah.
Colleen: what's our opinion on it? . . . (consults Travis) . . . They're TOOOTAAAALY making Babies right now.
-more fan screaming-
Colleen: I mean they're married!
Travis & Mike: (laughing) they're married.
Colleen: HEY! They ARE.
Travis & Mike: Y-yes ma'am.
Travis: they have a sanctioned relationship.
Colleen: and he's not cheating on her to-too much.
-more fan noise-
Colleen: that's sad . . .
Mike: It makes Havoc happy.
-fan murmuring-
Travis: Yes, Roy would wear the miniskirt in that relationship.
-HUGE amount of fan noise-
DAMN, that was hilarious.

"Good luck to you. there is an awful lot of stuff you don't know anything about, but you are not alone in this. It's just that in your case the consequences of not knowing any of this stuff are particularly terrible, but then, hey, that's just the way the cookie gets stomped on and totally obliterated." ~Douglas Adams in Mostly Harmless.

"I didn't break it, I Modified it!"~yes, my little sister said that.

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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
I'm trapped in a Naruto fanfic? WHAT THE HELL? by Jack Sparkle reviews
What would it be like if I were a character in Naruto's world? Every fan has thought about it. But it becomes more than a fantasy for Ally when she finds herself crashing right into Deidara's face! -This fanfiction will have NO sequel-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,621 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Naruto Gender Bender Panic by LostMyMind26 reviews
What would happen to the ninja in Konoha if one day they woke up and they were the opposite gender! Who did this to them? Why are only Konoha ninja involved? Who knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,148 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/30/2008
The What Ifs of Toushiro Hitsugaya by TwinsOfTheDesert reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Hitsugaya...? Read and Review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,440 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/19/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Madness of Suzumiya Haruhi by Queen Sydon reviews
Has everyone gone crazy? My life isn't some stupid harem drama, y'know! And what's up with Nagato acting like a normal person? And did Koizumi just try to punch me? Dammit Haruhi! What the hell have you done!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,039 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
High School Life by Silver Blue Starshine reviews
What happens when our beloved FMA characters are in high school? They have to deal with all the pains, joys and whatnots of High School. Pairings: Royai for now... :D Please R&R Chapter 31 is FINALLY up! So sorry for the super long wait!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,679 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
POKEBALL GO! BELIEVE IT! by SuouTamakiLover reviews
NaruSaku Naruto and Sakura are assigned a mission. The mission map gets lost and the two ninja's end up going the wrong way. What will come out of this mistake? NarutoPokemon crossover!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Nine long months by YourFavouitePlushie reviews
Dear First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye, I would like to be the very first to say my congratulations to you becoming with child... Nine months had never been so long. Royai and other pairings. Rating may change.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
A Demon's Heart by OTP reviews
Riza Hawkeye is an angel that speciallizes in killing demons. Her newest mission might be the hardest one she has ever had to endure. Can she go through with it when her next target is someone she realizes she loves? Royai AU Chp. 4 is up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Riza H., Roy M.
Soulborn by nyet khan reviews
Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ichigo K.
Stealing Bases by Laurie Bunter reviews
Kyon and Haruhi share their first kiss, but the action fails to destroy closed space. An old book of fairy tales planted by Nagato at the clubroom will lead Kyon to the right path. But does he have the balls for such a kinky solution? A KyonxHaruhi lemon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Shinigami's Cup by Everybody's Neesan reviews
Collection of short ridiculous scenes, similar to the real Shinigami's Cup. Good for a laugh!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
The What Ifs of Hitsugaya: Real World Series by TwinsOfTheDesert reviews
A continuation of The What Ifs of Toushiro Hitsugaya... only this time he's in the real world! R&R
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - T. Hitsugaya
The Kyonness of Haruhi Suzumiya, and viceversa by Kite Impulse reviews
This is probably the only fanfic here that has Kyon undressing Mikuru while having a decent motive. Or Haruhi wielding the mighty phrase "Yare yare". Bodies swap and hilarity ensues!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,769 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon
The Mind of Haruhi Suzumiya by RosePhoenix16 reviews
Haruhi is suspicious about the Closed Space "dream", and decides to "kidnap" Kyon and drag him to the cinema in hopes of finding answers. What happens when she isn't satisfied with Kyon's answers and behavior? Kinda Songfic,"On My Mind" by New Found Glory
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Dead Aim by Cowny reviews
Because there was nothing that could make Riza miss the target. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
ROAD TRIP! by Icela1000 reviews
The Kohana genin go on a road trip and camp out for a while as well... DUN DUNN DUUUNNNN!Parings: SasXOC KibaXOC NaruXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007
Uniforms by BeatleBomb reviews
Rummaging through boxes in their new home, Haruhi and Kyon come across their old North High school uniforms and get themselves into a rather... heated situation. And in front of their kids, no less!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Black's Time Turner by WFG reviews
Sirius Black has brought the ultimate birthday present for Remus but things go horribly wrong and Moony and Prongs end up where they shouldn't be. Sirius has to find a way to bring them back. The trouble is, do they want to go back?RL HG, JP GW. TT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Hesitant Return by edPod reviews
Five years after Ed dies, Truth revives him with good intentions at heart, but Ed is reluctant to leave. A series of accidents lead Ed to take on a new identity to fool everyone as they struggle with the uncanny likeness the newcomer has with their own Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,078 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Ask Itachi! by Narutoast reviews
I'm sorry to announce that Ask Itachi! will be closed as of 5/30/2008. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Itachi U.
Matchmaker by desert-storm-cloud reviews
Under conditions of extreme boredom, Havoc, Breda, Falman,and Fuery have decided to play the game matchmaker! Who are they trying to set up? Why, Roy and Riza, of course!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Roy M., Riza H.
Instant Coffee by windlily reviews
Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are sent on an infiltration mission to a prestigious high school in order to find the origin of an unexplained reiatsu leak. Hitsugaya's in denial. Matsumoto's the happiest shinigami on earth. Where else but Ouran?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 5/8/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Promise by Earl Chapwin reviews
HaruhixKyon One shot. A small conversation between Haruhi and Kyon, leaves her crying. How can Kyon save the world... but more importantly Haruhi? Wait, what?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
So Delicious by Farawen reviews
The Naruto gang visits a karaoke bar, and the only song available is Fergalicious. Under the influence of Red Bull, everyone makes up their own version. First up is Gaara. Special appearance by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
To be a Female for Four Months by edPod reviews
Roy and Ed verbally abuse each other again. But this time, they unintentionally insult women. Riza and Winry will now teach them the life of a woman in hopes to gain some respect. But then things take a turn for an awkward wrong...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Cave by Rapndash reviews
Kyon/Haruhi pairing. Just what really happened while Kyon and Haruhi were trapped in the island cave? Lemony goodness, that's what! Rated M for a reason.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Oolong Tea by Kuma-cchi reviews
Haruhi leaned back against her pillow. She was tired and her head felt hot. She reached for her tea placed beside her, and noticed a figure sitting next to her futon... I suck at summaries. OneShot. TamakixHaruhi. Just fluff. Sort of a sequel to 'Cookies'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Itty Bitty Little Problems by littledemonpixie reviews
Two little baskets left on two lonely doorsteps. Will they bring two hearts together or will they confuse and madden two logical heads? RoyAi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Cookies by Kuma-cchi reviews
Tamaki comes over to Haruhi's place, and they make cookies. Oneshot. TamaHaru sweetness!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Akatsuki Crack Theatre by To-MAH-To reviews
AN inside. The members of the Akatsuki play a dangerous gamewho can get more blackmail on the others? Crack fic as stated in title and rating subject to change. Very slight yaoi no pairings references included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Kyuubi's Great Gender Exchange by CloodSama reviews
Touch the Fox and be remade. Or, so said an old folk law. But, really, no one had anticipated precisely what kind of 'remaking' was to occur. Cracktastic, really.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Another Day, Another Ending by Lady Kon reviews
And so another day at the Ouran High School Host Club begins. But by bedtime, Haruhi can admit that today wasn't so typical at all. Though, when he's involved, nothing is very typical for long.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Protect by The Sacred Pandapuff reviews
Many people's lives turn upside down when Roy and Riza find a boy lying on the beach halfdead. What the hell has happened? AU, Parental!RoyEd, Parental!RizaEd, Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Chocolate Flowers by Pollyannaism reviews
Christmastime is approaching in the village of Konohagakure. Alone in this peaceful winter wonderland, Haruno Sakura ponders upon the identity of the official secret admirer whom is sending her presents each day. Full Summary Inside. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,697 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Kiss Kiss Fall In Love? by TalksToSelf reviews
A customer wonders aloud which host is the best kisser... and Haruhi ends up the guinea pig judge. HaruhixEveryone, though mainly HaruhixTamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
20 Ways to annoy Naruto Characters by Simply.Twilight reviews
20 fun ways to annoy various Naruto characters in the Naruto world!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nine Things That Never happened To Winry Rockbell by Cerulean San reviews
Winry had never gotten so drunk... Winry had never gotten too hot in her work clothes... Winry had never learned a foreign languge, etc. Some serious, some humor, and some purely crack. Nine drabbles and ficlets in one for your reading pleasure. EDWINRY
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
The Movie Script by MoonStarDutchess reviews
The characters see the movie script of Conqueror of Shamballa and two particular blond women want revenge for not getting their men in the end. Sort of Royai and EdWin. [Rather Cracktastic]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 415 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Once upon a time, by j0lly olly reviews
Once upon a time, Toph was like every other girl, wishing for her prince or knight come save her from her misery. [first fic ever, reader BEWARE.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Toph
Poor Unfortunate Souls by Farawen reviews
Oneshot about what REALLY happened when Sasuke left Konoha...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
When Sasuke Eats Sugar by RosaTheEvilGenius reviews
A normal day in Konoha. The usual three just taking it easy. And then Naruto buys Everyone popsicles. Sasuke never had sugar before and some rather crazy things happen...First submission and cruddy summary I know. Lol enjoy! :3
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Random days by AkanaSabaru reviews
Chapter three: Wolfina and Elwood are very curious about Smith's suitcase.
Zombie Powder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
Gorgeous and Loser by stargirl1856 reviews
Inuyasha is an actor. He can get any girl he wants. But then one night at a movie premier, he meets Kagome, the one girl he CAN'T get. The girl of his dreams. Then as luck would have it, they both get signed on to costar in a new romance movie together!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,840 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Switched! by Everybody's Neesan reviews
A strange night leaves two of the Strawhats in an awkward situation...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Game by Extrinsical reviews
At first they were friends. Then they were something similar to a brother and sister, but just as real. Then they were the best of best friends. Then a drunken stupor changed that. Like a game, one wrong move, and everything changed. Narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Snowball fight by Destiny1029 reviews
Team 7 plus snow equals a giddy Naruto, a beauty sleep neglected Sakura and a shirtless Sasuke. Oh let the revenge come.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Cows by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Team Yellow Flash have a spot of bother on their latest mission.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Minato N., Torune - Complete
Lost and Found by PiKACHUFAN4288 reviews
[Complete] Sunako loses her favorite mannequin and is absolutely devastated, but she finds an unexpected source of comfort. Contains angst, humor, and Sunako & Kyohei fluff! Slightly OOC.
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
The Wedding Ghost by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Rewritten 2011. It's Roy and Riza's wedding day and they get an unexpected visit from a long dead friend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the New World War by R.C.C reviews
With several nations waving nuclear bomb threats, will there be anything left of the human race? And will the fairies just watch the surface of their planet become a radioactive wasteland? Set after OD. UPDATE: I tried to get rid of all the weird symbols
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,572 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Of Arrays and Guns by Tsubaki-chan reviews
Dedicated to Rikku-chan. A series of drabble featuring Roy and Riza. RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Dahlia finds tru love! by Zarla reviews
i suck at summaris. plx rar.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Dahlia G. - Complete
When Everybody's Gone by littledemonpixie reviews
RoyXRiza, What happens when two coworkers are left alone in the office at night...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
The Man Without by Kit Spooner reviews
Raven's empathy makes her an unwitting witness to the dreams of her teammates. And some dreams are best left unexplored. Rated for adult situations and language. RaeBB, RobStar. incomplete
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
Je Ne Comprends Pas Ce Que Je Dis by DB Sommer reviews
An Azumanga shortfic Tomo learns French... sort of.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Complete
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To Cold Shoulder a God reviews
What if Kyon started to completely ignore Haruhi?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Slider reviews
Kyon, while walking to school, suddenly realizes that there is something subtly wrong about the world around him. What is it? There's no Haruhi, and there's no SOS Brigade. Kyon, stranded in a different universe, has to get home!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Kyon
Sharing The Mic reviews
Remember that band that Haruhi was planning on forming after her stint with the School Festival? Yeah, she's in full swing and- WHAT? SHE LOST HER VOICE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LEAD? Kyon's p.o.v. sequel to FATAL ERROR
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Fatal Error reviews
While she was dragging Kyon to the clubroom Haruhi accidentally gets knocked out. But this simple human condition may have more serious effects. Kyon, pressured into cooperating, accidentally gets pulled into a much larger problem. Since when is that new?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Enter Sakura Haruno: Pirate! reviews
Sakura Haruno is a young mermaid, with her two human friends Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha. her experiences from mergirl to pirate! a complete rewrite of the story Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Piercings reviews
ONESHOT: Ed and Al are back at the Rockbell's for some automail maitenance, but is everything alright with their childhood friend. simple Edwin, short and sweet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Just Ludicrous reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi have to go undercover to the Village hidden in the Mist. Catch: they must be gender bended. total ludicrousness, insanity, and shipping ensues. laughs garenteed. T for language & implications NaruxSaku, CRACK pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
With you 4ever, Roy reviews
ONESHOT: Karaoke theme oneshot! Roy is dragged to a karaoke bar by Hughes and Havoc. In the mean time, Riza is dragged on stage in a karaoke bar by her friend Becky. ROYAI !
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Bad boy, Good boy reviews
ONESHOT. . . . There's an Uchiha clan syndrome, and all known Uchiha clan members are all suffering the symptoms, AT THE SAME TIME. complete cracktastic insanity. Itachi's a good boy! Sasuke's a good boy! Tobi's a Good boy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Flame Alchemist and the Fine Print reviews
Riza is digging through her dad's old papers, and comes across an apprenticeship contract between her father and Roy Mustang. But, knowing Roy, he didn't read the Fine Print, and missed a fairly crucial detail . . . like marraige. To Riza. ROYAI!Edwin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Sakura reviews
It's Christmas eve, and Naruto still hasn't gotten a present for Sakura. At the same time, Sakura also realizes she doesn't have a present for Naruto!SakuNaru oneshot, based during the Shippuuden. XD dwaaa, so cute!Merry Christmas, peoples!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Plays, Reencarnations, and One Confused Spoiler reviews
Kagome's in Tradition Japanese Demon Folklore class, and she has to put on a play about the relationship between her and InuYasha! involves laughs, time travel, and general confusion all around
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Lost Memory reviews
One Beautiful day in Konoha, Sakura lost her memory. It happened Suddenly, and without warning. SakuNaru cuteness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bad Joke Day in Konoha reviews
ONESHOT: It's bad joke day in Konoha. and Naruto's got some bad jokes of his own. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete