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Name: Leila (lie-la) ... let's just leave it at that.

Age: 17

Birthday: June 26

About Me: If there was anything at all worth writing about, believe me I would. But there isn't, so I won't. Except that I make bitch'n cupcakes.


Writing Challenges that I've taken on:

Harry Potter Challenge No. 5 by Inumaru12: Instead of Ron not believing Harry about putting his name in the goblet of fire, it was Hermione who believes that there was no way that the facts could lie. Ron, decides to believe Harry after seeing how upset he is after it and actually decides to help him as much as possible, along with getting his brothers to help Harry too. This can be Ron/Harry slash or just friendship but they must have a close relationship. The only pairings I don't wanna see are Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione or Ron/Hermione. Hermione has seriously hurt both of them (But Harry much more) and they can't trust her like they did. While Hermione will most likely be placed in a negative light, please try not to full on bash her. Please try and make Ron a little smarter too, seeing as they don't have Hermione to use anymore Ron and Harry have to look for answers for themselves and Ron decides that he likes the feeling he gets when he actually knows the answer to something. (WIP)

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When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,333 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coral Reef by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu hard YAOI. Luffy is being careless about falling overboard, much to Zoro's worry. But when Merry gets caught in a reef of corals, Luffy doesn't realize that deadly creatures hunt in reefs at night. Zoro's about to get the scare of his life.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,445 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Corruption by C.Queen reviews
No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,763 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Best Intentions by Lost Legendaerie reviews
If the road to hell is paved with good ones, I wonder where the ones paved with the best intentions lead... Death? Destruction? Deep conversations with the Kazekage? Naah, surely not. - GaaSaku oneshot lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Nova Cupiditas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,594 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Gift by RZZMG reviews
After imbibing too much on Christmas Eve, Draco Malfoy decides to give himself a gift: Hermione Granger, his war prize slave. Can her gift of love tame the darkness in his heart? One-shot. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. A/U,Post-Hogwarts,EWE. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
With Your Green Mantle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ragnarok by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco, at thirty, is the youngest member of the Wizengamot, and thinks he's arrived at the height of power. But that's before he learns the secret of Ragnarok, the elite corps of wizards that serves the Wizengamot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,911 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 4,885 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
CoinOperated Boy by Emertheawesome reviews
When Sakura brings a doll home she gets much more than expected. Who knew that a doll could be so real?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reunions by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Perplexity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 174 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
An Apple a Day by hyperRme reviews
...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,067 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Peeping Tom by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mile High by IkimonoNoNoru reviews
Mello wants Matt, right now, on the plane. PWP !YAOI WARNING!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Crush by Digitallace reviews
Harry has a crush, and he has it bad, but the object of his desire couldn’t possibly return his feelings. Could he? Warnings for explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rejoicing In Their Strength by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,375 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Living for the Night by Kaoru2.50 reviews
While patrolling the halls after hours, Prefect Draco Malfoy gets a surprise that has him praying for the sun to set. HPDM slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 215 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mythaven by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Joey knew the minute he got the stupid book that it would be trouble; his grandmother had told him so. That explained why he was in a different world, stuck with Seto Kaiba and traveling with a giant dog and a dragon-deer, never mind the psycho after him!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,040 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Down in the Dungeon to Play by Phoenix Torte reviews
Harry decides to snoop and spy on the Slytherins. He finds out something unexpected, and takes appropriate actions. Originally submitted to the HP Smoochfest. See inside for warnings. HP/DM: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Doctor Is In by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
Trafalgar Law x Eustass Kidd. Law is bored. So bored, he doesn't know what to do with himself. Lucky for him, there is an unsuspecting Supernova that might just be able to quell his boredom.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2009 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Siege Mentality by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is the MInistry's expert on Dark magic. But now he has to figure out whether Draco is victim or perpetrator of a dangerous curse- and he stands to lose more than his life if he doesn't. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,334 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Je Fais Partie de Vous by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Light has taken power and the world is in the palm of his hand. He has kept L as his prisoner for many years. Just why didn't Kira kill him out of hand? What will L's reaction be to this? What does the future hold for them both? Light x L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Access by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Mello makes innuendo and distracts Matt, as Matt tries to pull off a somewhat complicated hack. I am dispensing with all levels of warnings; I'm sort of sick of that. Most of you know how I operate by now. This isn't a dirty one, so just read and enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Stolen Away by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight Reversed AU. L may be the world’s greatest thief, but Detective Light Yagami is on to him. Pity L is so good at stealing things – including Light himself. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Product Testing by dagget reviews
Harry is given the dubious privilege of field-testing the twins' latest creation. Mostly pwp. What better way to test the waters of a new fandom? Draco/Harry, reader discretion is advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dragon's Kiss by Jupiter 13 reviews
Princess gets abducted by Dragon. Brave Knight goes to save Princess. Brave Knight slays Dragon and saves Princess. Brave Knight falls in love with Princess. Brave Knight and Princess marry. Your usual fairytale, right? …How about a new version? AU, SLASH
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 262,550 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Any Way You Want It by Tierfal reviews
“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Seducing on the Runway by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Light and L attend a fashion show that is being hosted by Misa, and, in a twisted play on fate, Light ends up getting more than he asked for. Plus, L decides to have a little fun with our favorite former serial killer...sorry, God. Yay yaoi scenes!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Otanjoubi Omedetou Gozaimasu by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: It's Seto's birthday, and he wonders why the 'mutt' wasn't at his party. Mokuba informs him, and he can't help but feel badly for how Joey was left out. And then he finds the present he's always wanted on his bed... WARNING: LEMON!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
That Bastard! by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Enjoy More From the Former Azeira Tremaine! Another yaoi one-shot in which Light is ukefied by our beloved L by use of...dadadum, the classic handcuffs! Most of you are familiar with my work, but click on it if you aren't! There's yaoi goodness, I promis!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Alley Cats by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. First there was a night club. Then a mascot leopard. A drag queen and an excursion on the dance floor. Rammstein, leather pants, gay men in the bathroom. Now there's a sequel. This one. Ye of higher tastes, flee the scene.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
An Unhealthy Obsession by Kendra Luehr reviews
-TDK- After the Joker's encounter with Rachel Dawes, a new and frightening obsession begins to stir within his breast... Rachel x Joker ::MATURE sexual content:: Now COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - [Joker, Rachel D.] Bruce W./Batman, Harvey D. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 226 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Symphony of Horrors by Dark Riven reviews
Aurors Harry, Ron and Hermione are called in to investigate a potentional haunting of Malfoy Manor. What they find is beyond anything they ever expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 85,157 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mine by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood reviews
Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Matt's Fun With Leather by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Matt is a little too curious for his own good, so he steps out of the box one day and does the unthinkable.....he tries on a pair of Mello's pants. Sounds innocent enough, right? Heh, not when a certain blonde comes home and catches him! Yay yaoi! Rated M
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Winning by electrickpurple reviews
In which Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter get more than they bargained for after a lesson with Snape. Drarry slash fic - with *twist*, mature rated **SEQUEL - 'A SUBTLE SHIFT'**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood reviews
Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood reviews
Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Josephinee reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Here Lies Justice by PervyLlamaSama reviews
LightxL. In his increasing frustration, L resorts to a rather "unconventional" method to fully confirm his suspicions of Light being Kira. The result: a plan gone horribly awry...and fluff. Lots of it. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,492 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Shadow Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
When Ryou finds a magic book he decides to make a love spell what with Valentines being tomorrow,but when his small amount of shadow power enhances the spell how is he suppose to deal with the entire Domino Population in love with him?BakuraRyou COMPLETED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/12/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
One Screwed Up Night by nauyro reviews
Due to the effects of some hallucinogens, the Strawhat pirates lose their minds. Sanji masturbates, Luffy marries Nami, Robin strips, and all hell breaks lose...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Luffy, Nami
The Red Leopard by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Mello takes Matt to a questionable club so they can hunt down an old mob boss. And there's a leopard behind the sofa that keeps giving Matt ideas.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 4,177 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oh Doctor, Doctor! by Accentuating Kamikaze reviews
...Let's play a game.' He was a little bored with his duties, so why not play with the captive? 'I've got all these 'boo-boos', you see...' ... 'I don't see anything that looks remotely like a 'boo-boo.' He grinned. 'Oh, they're there alright...'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,016 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
An Invitation For Provocation by synonomy reviews
Light craves a new kind of reaction from L, and is determined to get it. By any means necessary.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Ten Ways to Kill Pein for Fun and Profit by IceCrome reviews
Pein dies in ten different styles. Ten VERY different styles. [NOT A ONESHOT, HOLY CRAP!] [Some PeinBlue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 423 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Brother's Love by Vamp468 reviews
AU. People always say that incest is bad. Well apparently Bakura and Ryou didn't get the memo. BxR yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Trial and Error by Cloaked Vampire reviews
Bakura's got a problem. He feels something for his lighter side that he hasn't felt in quite awhile. His strategy for deciphering this new feeling? Why, a Bakura esque one of course. Yaoi BR
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ryou's Gift by Ankh-Ascendant reviews
RyouBakura yaoi. Warning: LEMON. It's Ryou's birthday, and Bakura's too cheap to buy him a real present... so he makes the mistake of telling him he can have anything he wants...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Feline Empathy by Koneko Cain reviews
Bakura is asleep on the couch. How can Yami resist? Yaoi, YamiBakura.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura
The Danger of Rumors by Passo reviews
{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete