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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hello, I'm Kim. That's not my full name...but then again, why would you need a full name.

I'm female and 18 years old.

Yes, I've changed my penname yet again. First one was silvershadow37, the last, more recent one was SilverwingedSacrifice and now it's Sleepwalker418. See, I kept them simple...all had S's in them...

My birth sign is Capricorn. But I've been told I have Sagittarius traits :P

My favorite colors are white, black, and in first place, silver. Which is sorta obvious.

My favorite bands are Evanescence, Nightwish, Linkin Park, Within Temptation, Panic! at the Disco, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Epica, Three Days Grace, Flyleaf, Breaking Benjamin, and Bullet for my Valentine.

HEY! HEEEEYYY! Those of you that are wondering "Where is this * update!" I have a blog :) Follow me!

Favorite Characters (In no particular order)

Max from Maximum Ride. Sarcastic, fighter, leaderly. Nothing else to say.

Link from The Legend of Zelda. Heroic, cool, and handy. And not to mention musically inclined.

Fang from Maximum Ride. Tall, dark and (supposedly) handsome. Do I need to add more?

Midna from The Legend of Zelda. Who doesn't like Midna?!

Kishu from Tokyo Mew Mew. Cheeky, evil(in his own way), and loyal. He's just huggable.

Minto from Tokyo Mew Mew. I can't get over how she slapped Ichigo. YOU ROCK GIRL!

Zelda from The Legend of Zelda. She's one kick butt damsel in distress.

Raven from Vampire Kisses. She's so goth it's not even funny.

Alexander from Vampire Kisses. He's the pale, vampiric, version of Fang. Minus the one word answers.

Dark Link from The Legend of Zelda. Dark and evil. He's a bag of fun.

Omega from Maximum Ride. Now if only he wasn't so emotionless...

Shinji from Evangelion. For some odd reason, I like hearing him scream in terror. Don't ask why.

Zee from Beautiful City of the Dead. Bassist of a kick ass band, plus the only girl in the band. Props to her.

Katniss and Peeta from The Hunger Games

Lucy/Nyuu from Elfen Lied

Sookie from True Blood

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN YOU THINK:

1. Beer: Pee

2. Anorexic: Manorexic

3. Relationships: Over labelled

4. Purple: Lavender

5. Power Rangers: My cousin, Josh

6. Weed: My school -_-

7. Steroids: Asthma

8. Cartoons: Pokemon :3

9. The President: Obama?

10. Tupperware: Mom

11. Best vacation: A place where there is no people for 2048329513509544295 miles.

12. Santa Claus: Some creepy fat ass

13. Halloween: Pumpkin carving

14. Bon Jovi: Moms everywhere acting like tweens when the Twilight movies come out.

15. Grammar: English class

16. Facebook: "I should go on soon..."

17. Worst fear: Bugs >.

18. Marriage: White dress.

19. Paris Hilton: "That's hot..."

21. Redhead: Pretty hair

22. Blonde: My best friend Matthias :)

23. Pass the time: Sims 2 =D

24. One night stands: "Who the hell are you?" "You don't remember me! I rocked your world last night." "You're not her...that girl was pretty!" - my other best friend, Trevor and this girl...LOL

25. Donald Trump: needs a weave

26. Neverland: Peter Pan complex

27. Pixie Sticks: Cocaine for kids. How many times in the school yard have you seen kids act like it's cocaine in elementary school?!

28. Vanilla ice cream:

29. High School: -enter stream of curses here-

30. Work: I need a job =.=

31. Pajamas: Hobo

32. Woods: Peace

33. Wet Sock: "...WHAT DID YOU DO IN MY SOCK?!"

34. Alcohol: "Don't do drugs kids! :D"

35. Love: :) 4/18/08

SOUNDTRACKS FOR MY FICS!!

Songs for Completing My Soul:

Faint by Linkin Park

Memories by Within Temptation

Surrender by Evanescence

By Myself by Linkin Park

Songs for The Fallen Angels:

Chop Suey! by System of a Down

All That I'm Living For by Evanescence

You Spin Me Round by Dope

Origin and Whisper by Evanescence

Songs for Everybody's Fool:

Everybody's Fool by Evanescence

Lies by Evanescence

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Yes, in his cute way.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

I cursed.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Probably. His voice isn't in the FANG commercial though. That's what I call estrogen pumped.

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Ah-ree

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Well no. But if I was Max, and the main villain WAS some guy named Mr. Chu, I wouldn't take him serious.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

No.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

No. I facepalmed.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I shut the book and walked away :) Then ran back and read some more xD

9. Who is your favorite character?

Max and Fang :3

10. Do you think Jeb is evil?

No, he's just fucking stupid. Especially in FANG. Ugh, don't get me started.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Probably.

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Definitely.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Not so much Nudge. Angel was being fucking annoying. And in FANG, I slightly wanted to brutally murder them. Slightly.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

School's Out - Forever

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

The Only One - Evanescence? Or some epic Breaking Benjamin song, I just can't think of the gosh darn name.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

No.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

It would make Max flip the fuck out if it was Fang. HA!

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

That's so cliche. No thanks.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

The whole SAVE THE WORLD FROM GLOBAL WARMING! Listen, I go to an environmental high school [it's in the name] and I agree, but forcing it in a book? For no apparent reason. The Maximum Ride series could've been epic, but everything was messed up after book 2. For example: In TFW, Brigid Dwyer is blond. In MAX? She's a red head. CONSULT EACH OTHER GHOST WRITERS, PLEASE! kthx.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax. Miggy isn't in the books, sadly because Ghost Writer/JP decided to bring in DoucheDylan. -_-

Quotes:

"Look! The moon is flying!"~My friend after she saw a seagull.

"Maybe they're just friends...""WHAT ARE THEY FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS??"~me and my friend discussing an event.

"Go gangsta Twizzler man,"~one of my friends. The picture is hilarious.

"I'm an anti-social ball of fun,"~ me saying random things.

"I want a relationship I can finally sink my teeth into."~Alexander Sterling from Vampire Kisses.

"You can't get them to shut up when they're three, but when they're seventeen they won't even open their mouths."~Creepy Man from Vampire Kisses.

"You may hit me with your stick, but you can't take away my dignity!"~...

"All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears--of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required."~Dave Barry

"Ha ha ha. I've played it so many times I'm LOSING MY MIND!"~Amy Lee

"He comes up on stage-he jumps up, and he goes boobooglah-all over me-and I-I'm going (singing) frozen inside WAAAHHHHH"~ Amy Lee, after someone jumped on stage and touched her during a concert.

"There goes the fearsome foursome,"~Amy Lee

"Get that stick thingy away from me!" ~me(don't ask)

"There's a lot of prejudice against the undead," ~David Hodges

"I'm so fucked up,"

"So fucking what if I'm not you?!"~Shinji and Misato

"Dude, you got so much change...can I get a dollar?"~some kids at my school.

"I've got a fucking bug bite on my ass!"~Chester from Linkin Park.

"Guys like 4 things. Sports, cars, girls and shiny things. So the best thing you can get a guy is a shiny sports car with a girl in it,"~my friend from school - now boyfriend LOL

"Don't take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway."~

"For those of you who's paper's have been eaten by the bald eagle, please give them in tomorrow."~ my Global History teacher. She's awesome...sometimes.

"Ugh, if this is what romance smells like, I don't ever want to be in love." Me, when my mom dragged me perfume shopping. That perfume smelled...(shudders)

"Smart people don't do stupid things! Only stupid people do stupid things!" Phoebe from Charmed.

Favorite quotes from Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

We'd never really talk about this. It was like, out of sight,out of mind. Actually, more like, let's all try to forget when we were at the mercy of sadistic spawns of Satan in a place that's a total, hellish abomination and ought to be firebombed. Yea, more like that. ~ Max

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max(A lot of people like this quote)

Fang pondered. It amazes me how he's sometimes able to seem so calm at the worst times. Sometimes he seems like a droid-or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2. ~Max

"Oh, no-years of Max influence are taking their toll. You sound just like her. You're, like, a Maxlet. A Maxketeer. A...a..."~Iggy (You just have to love Iggy)

I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you.~Max(Very similar to me)

"Unusual like what? A double rainbow? Gasoline for less than a buck fifty? Sugar-free soda that actually tastes good?"~Dr. Martinez(Bleck...sugar-free soda)

"He was a total jerk said Fang. "Take him for all he's got."

I grinned. "You are evil. I like that."~ Max & Fang (See Fang, Max does like you...)

"Yes!" said Fang, punching the air. "Freaks rule." ~ Fang (Freaks do rule)

"That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers."~Max (C'mon Max...I'll only take like two...)

"Feeding a crowd?" the women behind the counter asked.

"Yes ma'am," Fang said sweetly.

Yeah, him and all his split personalities, I thought.~Max, Fang and some lady.

"I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."~Iggy. (A lot of people like this quote too)

"Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"

"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. ~Max & Fang

"Yeah. We all know how bloodthirsty females are. Dirty fighting and so on," Fang said.

I rolled my eyes. What a comedian.~Max & Fang

"Well, aren't you the charmer?" Fang muttered, not looking at me.

"What?" I asked, startled, but he didn't say anything.~Max & Fang (Ooo...Fangy-poo is jealous)

"What does that mean?" the Gasman asked, pointing at a small metal plaque that said Stay off the third rail!

"It means that the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it," Fang said. "Touch it and you're human popcorn."~ the Gasman and Fang (Nice imagery Fang)

"Maybe I'm going crazy," I said lightly. "But it will lead me to greatness. Like Joan of Arc."~Max.

Like in New York they didn't have any more important crimes to work on than a bunch of kids sleeping in a tree.~Max (Seriously)

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy

"You'll have to pay for all of it, whether you eat it or not."

"Yeah, that's usually how a restaurant works," I said slowly, with exaggerated patience.

"This is going to add up," he persisted unwisely.

"I get it," I said, trying unsuccessfully to keep my cool. "I get the concept. Food costs money. Lots of food costs lots of money. Just bring us what we ordered. Please."

Jason looked at me stiffly and stalked away toward the kitchen.

"I love this place," Fang said with a straight face.~Jason, Max, and Fang.

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the-never mind.) ~Max. (Yea Max, we get it)

"I give them a seven out of ten," I pressed on dutifully. "Though warm from the oven, they lack a certain je ne sais quoi. My mission will continue."~Max

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us.~Max.

Fang looked at me irritably. "I can't take you anywhere."

I so wished he weren't all banged up-so I could whack him.~Fang & Max.

Lovely. "Yes, those do appear to be rats or mice on steroids," I said briskly, trying not to shriek and climb the walls like a girly-girl.~Max

"Yeah, this is what we needed," Fang muttered. "A staircase going down to the Dark Place."~Fang. (heh he. For some odd reason, that quote is amusing)

"Total?" Iggy asked.

"That's what the card said," Angel explained.

"Totally a mutant dog who will turn on us and kill us in our sleep," Fang said.~Iggy, Angel, and Fang.

"She made Bambi eyes at me," he whispered. "You know I can't resist it when she does Bambi eyes." ~Fang (Gotta love his weakness)

Here's some Teen Titan Quotes:

"Okay, okay, I got one. Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always quacking jokes!"

"Eh..."

"Umm..."

"Pull over...I think I'm going to be sick."

"Oh, I see! It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes. He he he..."

"Actually Starfire, it...just...wasn't humorous"

"Huh?"

"Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes."~Beast Boy, Robin, Starfire, and Raven.

"And I'm a rabbit...why?"~Raven

"And you didn't tell us earlier because..."

"I was having too much fun."~Raven and a dog.

Marching flowers pass by Raven "This is bad." Beast Boy runs over with his mouth gone "Okay, so it's not all bad."~Raven.

"Beast Boy had a brain?" ~Raven

"Things disappear! How am I supposed to know where they go?"

"Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!"

"Simple, you just get up, and change the channel."

Silence.

"Don't even joke like that."~Beast Boy, Raven, and Cyborg.

"Everything looks so joyous and wonderful!"

"Yea. Any chance we can change it back?"~Starfire and Raven

Me: "OH MY GOD, YOU HIGH CHILD!"

"I'M NOT HIGHT!"~ Johanna (my other sped buddy)

Josh: It hurts to look at the sky after you close your eyes. Can you remind me not to when I look up next? Me: okay... Josh? Josh: Yeah? Me: Don't look at the sky when you open your eyes. Josh: Oka... OW!... I looked at the sky..." ~ Me and Josh 4/18/08

Josh: I think comforting a FRIEND is more important than taking out my JOURNAL.
Ms. Stepanian: Okay Josh, no need to get angry.
Josh: Yeah, well-
Ms. Stepanian(to me): Are you okay Ashley?
Me: I'm not Ashley.
Josh: See, that's how much you care for your students Miss.
Ms. Stepanian: I never liked you Josh.

Josh: Haha, ugly train. I won't go on you because you're ugly.
Me: I've said that to a lot of boys I know.

Josh: o_o It's been the 14th all day?

"Say anything bad about Nightwish, and I'll hunt you down and fuck you in the ear," ~ random dude

Strange guy: "Fucking tourist."
Me: "YOU'RE A TOURIST...FUCK YOU."

Josh: Pretend this is her. puts penguin down on the table.
Ricardo: pushes penguin onto Josh's lap
Josh: WHAT THE HELL?! I DON'T WANT HER THERE!!

Sister: EWWW! My eyes stink!
Me: Just hope no one goes up to you and sniffs your eyes.
Sister: EWW EWWWW!
Me: STOP SNIFFING YOUR EYES!

"You and me won't be unhappy," Running Up That Hill, Placebo

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Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Pay Up My Blood by xxsosuemexx reviews
Max and the gang have been captured again. But this time, it has nothing to do with Max. It's all about Fang and Iggy. Oh, yeah, and this experiment who is a little unstable...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007
Handcuffed by singinshowtunes reviews
Max and Fang have always had their troubles. But when they're handcuffed together without the key, will it bring them closer or tear them apart?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,435 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Fang, Max
The Flirt by mergirl007 reviews
Because we all know that, with the exception of Max, the girls who like Fang work on street corners. Fang/Max. Rated T for slight nudity and some language. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Before The Dawn by Supergirrl reviews
Max and Ari always have their best conversations before the sun has fully risen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Ari B., Max - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Rebirth of Itex by Captain Atticus reviews
What happens when the Flock fights Itex's biggest conspiracy yet? Fax and character deaths.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,395 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
The Cliche by Captain Atticus reviews
The story of how a desperate fanfiction author succumbed to the power of reviews. This is required reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Red Is My Least Favorite Color by danceswithwings119 reviews
My AU take on the whole Lissa Sam situation. I suck at summaries. RandR!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007
Finding Something New by Someone2LoveMe reviews
AU:Silver Wind Kitsue's Challenge. Max is apart of the Rebellion in her High School. Keeping the balance of power from the Populars. The head Populars being ANGEL and NICK. But soon Max and Nick find themselves falling for each other.Ratingwillchangelater
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007
Birthday by Supergirrl reviews
Birthdays. For a young suitor, they can either make or break his attempts at wooing his lady love. Will Ari rise to the challenge? Mari
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ari B., Max - Complete
You Can't Save Me by Surroundedbutalone reviews
Max's suicide note. Find out what she was feeling in her final moments and why. Plus, how does the flock react? Rated for dark themes and overall depressingness. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Seekers of the Fabled Limelight by KareKadi reviews
So basically, if you stick a self-obsessed Max, a very camp Fang, a pervy Gazzy, and the rest of the Flock in front of the cameras at the X-Factor studios, there will be...results. Fax, Mari, and a bunch of others I don't know the names for! R&R please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Our Genie, Rina by roughdiamond5 reviews
The flock buys a new iPod and gets a genie instead of songs! Can't say too much, there's a lot going on. Fax, but more of Iggy and someone else. I'm bad at titles and summaries, so please just read and review! CHAPTER 12 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,583 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
All Again For You by Nightwingstar reviews
They say your life flashes before your eyes when you're about to die... Onesided Mari
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
35 ways to annoy random Mr characters! by not magical me reviews
Title explains all.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Music List by winged-soldiar reviews
Oneshots of music list for the flock! Rated t for music
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Don't Kiss Me by Wings of Water - SKYE reviews
“No, please don’t.” I pleaded softly but it was too late and I was in too deep. He wasn’t going to stop now and I didn’t have the will to stop him myself. FxM
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Intensity Relived a Conquest of Love by Bloodsack reviews
He was moving closer to her now, his eye’s began to close and with a sudden realization, Fang was kissing her and she was kissing him back. FAX People! REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Be Brief by tanyart reviews
Max is doing the laundry, which is innocent enough. Throw in Fang’s underwear and then there’s bound to be trouble. [mild!fax]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
If Fang Woke Up to Find All His Clothes Dyed Pink by Dragonflychaser reviews
I dub this story part of the little scenario series! Basically all the fics I write with the word if in the title. More crazy randomness, people.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Heart of Gold by HylianHero128 reviews
Link stumbles upon one of Master Hand's treasures, the cursed Metal Box. Upon touching the strange box, Link turns to cold, lifeless metal. Zelda is devesated, and sets off to find a cure for Link. In the end, the power of a heart of gold will prevail
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,126 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/22/2005
Why Does He Have To Be So Complicated by Someone2LoveMe reviews
Max has always loved her life. She had everything she could ask for. But little does she know, it hasnt always been her life. When she meets an old friend, will they remember the life that they once had? Or will someone be reluctant to go back?Drama!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
How Does She Do It? by Supergirrl reviews
Fang, Ari, and Iggy discuss Max..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Ari B., Iggy
Was Blind But Now I See by InMyOwnWords reviews
He got what he deserved: His Sight. Slight Fax not anything to get excited over. implied Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
Bored in a Library by MaxRideObsessed reviews
Fang is blogging and Max is bored. She meets a friend online and has conversations about herself and Fang [neither of whom, of course, she's ever met] with people she's never seen. Very interesting and sometimes ironic. Post MR3. FAXNESS! Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Oh, The Possibilities! by EdwardAddict reviews
Where's Fang's power? Why doesn't he have one? Oh, young one, you are very wrong. He's had a power all along. It's just a secret. But now he's willing to share that secret with us all. Series of Oneshots Parody
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Fang - Complete
Dazed and Confused by TheSmartypants reviews
For StepOnMe. Chaos ensues when Max and Iggy accidentally switch bodies. Max struggles with being blind, Iggy discovers the joys of being a girl, and Fang gets very confused... [Fax] CHAPTER THREE IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007
Iggy and Gazzy Find a Rocket Launcher! by Dragonflychaser reviews
The title says it all. Crazy randomness ensues when they find said rocket launcher. FEAR THE WEIRDNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Destinies Intertwined by AmandaArtiste reviews
Believe it or not the Cyniclons are back! But this time they came seeking help. The Mews Mews have their hands full with a new threat however, so its either join forces or watch as both their worlds are destroyed! PaiLettuce, TartPudding, KisshuMinto
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,174 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Kish, Mint A.
Nano Conscience by tanyart reviews
Everyone knows you can’t spell slaughter without laughter. Omega only gets half of the joke. [drabble]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
It's 34B by tanyart reviews
[oneshot] Max walks in on Fang while he’s secretly doing the laundry. He screws up and now he’s thinking about more than just a pile of dirty clothes. [fax!fluff]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Is it you or the anesthesia talking? by G4B13 reviews
Fang's Point of view as Max is getting the chip out of her arm. During Book Three. Twoshot. I hope that it's good. Disclaimer: The dialogue is ALL James Patterson. I don't own anything other than Fang's thoughts. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2007
The UMRFGPA by Funnybusinessperson reviews
The United Maximum Ride Fan Girl Pairing Association. The flock meets some arguing fangirls! FAX VS MARI! Add a dash of Fax in there. Chapter 2 is up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
A Fangirl Fantasy by Funnybusinessperson reviews
Five fangirls meet the flock. What's their deal? And god how did they turn out to be so OBSESSIVE? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
MwaHaHaHaHa! by Insane Winged Girl reviews
Well, this is my first attempt at an all humor fic, so give me a break. Basically, Max takes a chunk out of Lissa. It's what we all want, right? Max doesn't exactly confess her undying love for Fang, but she gets close.... Read and review, please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2007
Not So Far Away by bitten-by-luv reviews
Fang left 4 years ago and comes back in search for Max. He finds that she owns a bar. club thing and sets out to find her. When he does, she upset,ticked beyond reson. R&R, it took me an hour or more 2 write. Do a favor by reviewing please? 1shotsongfic
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Grab It by YamiHaruko reviews
Misato comes home to find Shinji and Asuka having an interesting experience in the bathroom. Read and review. Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka S. - Complete
Switching Sides by Tomo Potter reviews
Fang and Max have woken up to a rather... interesting surprise... but this is just the beginning of the nightmare. Fax Mang, AU, bad first couple of chapters. Spoilers for all three books.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007
Meet the Parents by krazykatie reviews
COMPLETE! Corny title, yes. It's when Iggy meets his parents, for that week period. I threw in an extra character, just to make it a little more interesting. Plus, I thought the idea of the other character was cool.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
The Price is Ride by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
She's saved the world, but now she has to save one of her own from something infinately more evil ... A game show.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Saturday Misunderstanding by meltina reviews
Marth learns a lesson about eavesdropping. Oneshot.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
MaX2 by Val Evenstar reviews
It's Max's first date, but she spends more time talking to the Voice than Sam. Why? A unique choice of movie...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Friends In My Heart by Royal Kenya reviews
Young Link is always a happy smasher. But when he thinks about his loved ones who have passed on, his heart becomes cold. He wants to forget them, but he knows it's his fault they're gone. Can his friends bring the cheerful smasher back?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Link, Young Link - Complete
Predator by Lyzza reviews
Two years after the last tournament, the Smashers receive a mysterious letter inviting them to a reunion. Fourteen arrive, only to be trapped inside by a madman thirsty for their blood…
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,096 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
When You're Gone by funniebanana reviews
Umm... This is my first fanfic. Songfic, When You're Gone By Avril Lavigne. FAXNESS!Max is alone, but will she be for long?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Forgive Me by Wings of Water - SKYE reviews
Max and Jeb meet for what might be the last time. Songfic- What I've Done by Linkin Park
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Dream by HylianHero128 reviews
If there's one thing Link loves more than Zelda, it's acting. When his two lvoes unexpectedly combine in his school play, A Midsummer Night's Dream, his world is turned upsidedown. But Link soon finds out life doesn't always play out like a fairy tale.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,887 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006
Ill Met at Midnight by Xaphrin reviews
Midna was expecting to return to the Twilight Kingdom, but the Great Sages refused her return, requiring her to complete a new quest. Now, she and Link must find out what that quest could be and why it is so important. Link and Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,178 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Gameboy by Supergirrl reviews
Ari gets the surprise of his life...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Max, Ari B. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Max by FantasyFan5 reviews
The flock decides that Max needs to celebrate a real birthday. One shot with FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Link's Second Chance by Flare Dragoness Reshiram reviews
As Midna breaks the Mirror of Twilight, Link thinks about all the tender times they shared, and how he almost lost her once. So he takes advantage of his second chance at happiness. LinkMidna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
A Woman Can Be Tough by wondertitch reviews
Sequel to Nothing's hers. Iggy and Fang come how to a Max they're not used to.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Good Enough by SkipunxCady reviews
What if Alice never came back to check up on Bella after the cliff diving incident, and Edward never came back? What lengths would Bella go to, in order to give Edward his wish? Through the loopholes of a promise, she will make her escape.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Bella - Complete
In All Your Fantasies by Supergirrl reviews
Max, like all teenagers, has interesting dreams.Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Voice Your Concern by GIRL IN STORY reviews
An alternate version of Max's attempt to get rid of the computer chip. One Shot. Spoilers for Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Lonely Nights by Candyberry reviews
Minto is left alone in her mansion because everyone went on vacation! A snowstorm occurs and things are getting tough. And if that wasn't enough, a certain greenhaired alien decides to drop in with her. MintoxKish [Chapter four up]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Mint A., Kish
Love Letter Lunacy by meltina reviews
Anonymous love letter. Multiple, unintended recipients. Chaos. Complete.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,206 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Complete
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The Fallen Angels reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
Everybody's Fool reviews
Omega's being chased by the Flock one night and comes to a stunning realization. What will happen? Based on the song Everybody's Fool by Evanescence. Maega is here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007
Nothing but Mammals reviews
Fang and Max are alone at Dr, Martinez's house one day. But what does Max catch Fang doing that can change everything? Faxness. Based on the song Bad Touch or as everyone else knows it: Ain't nothing but Mammals by Bloodhound Gang. ALTERNATE ENDING UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
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