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Hello there!

My name is_. You don't really need to know it anyways!

I Need a way to say hello to the friends who check this out...soooo

Hello to:

Barrie

Nicole

sarah

and all the other people who know me and that go on here too...i don't even think that nicole knows about this...but whatever!

I would like to also say hello to some very nice people on fan fiction...

sarimia

Please check out her stuff if you haven't already!

quotes!

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -stewie griffin

"Go.Away. Fat Man" Stewie

I have A twilight quiz!

here it is!


Hope you have fun with it!

I know i am turning random but...Thats just me!

I would like to say one more thing before i shut up...

NUMA NUMA! LISTEN TO IT!

nov. 16 update...

Umm...I'm thinking of starting up Half Human again, but it will be MUCH better written. I will try to make my chapters a BIT longer, and a bit less cheesier(BAD SPELLER!) and a bit more of the READER ideas...that means reviewing or PMing me with what i should do with my next chapter. I will also start something like 'every 5 reviews i will put up a new chapter'. thats all.

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nov.24 update...

UMMM...well...i have had people say that i should change my username...well this is a note to all you username changing crazed morons! SCREW YOU! assholes...

c o o k i e :'(

dec.2 update...

Well...if you see my poll...you might be able to see that i am in love with red vs blue...please watch it on youtube...and i have seen the Vancover 2010 Mascots...I love Miga!

COOKIE!

Hello!! Well...Happy new years! Well, im going to start up a new story...(i hope) that i did HOURS of reserch on...But...another thing is i don't know if anyone PMed me so...yeah...

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P.S. I have my LA midterm today! wish me luck!

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April 2 update..

I havn't been on here for a LONG time! well...that story thing hasn't been working out for me...but i hope to TRY to get ONE thing up in it! If someone could PLEASE give me ideas for a storyline...if you read half human, im going to make it knda like that, but a BIT better, not alot though.

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Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Bella's Crown by Storms reviews
[COMPLETE]The sequel to Bella's Cross...The Volturi have been defeated and chaos rocks the vampires' world. For Bella, Edward, and the rest of the Cullens an interesting destiny awaits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
The Murderous Kind by fuzyhead21 reviews
... I stood by the grave of Jacob Black. Edward pulled me closer, and wrapped his arms around my waist, ... My best friend… was dead. A murderer in Forks? Who is it! BE plz R&R! Disclaimer: i dont own Twilight or any of its Characters... : sad... i know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,394 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007
Twilight is Published! by Murmmer reviews
What would happen if Twilight was published in the Twilight world? What happens when half of Forks reads Stephanie Meyer's new Best Seller, Twilight? What will Bella and the Cullens do? After all, Bella just had her personal thoughts PUBLISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
My Best Friend, My Boyfriend, My Life by Tasty Burgers reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Life is as complicated as expected for two teenagers, especially for the lovestruck Bella Swan… until Edward becomes critically ill and is assumed dead. So where do the vampires come in? And... you said, 'assumed dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,753 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
Doppleganger by MsTwilightObsessed reviews
Of two things I was positive: Edward would ask to marry me and I would have to choose my own fate. The Volturi decide to check up on Bella sooner than the Cullens expected. Thank you to frethy for cowriting the plot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,007 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007
Secret Plans by Word Nazi reviews
Someone is posing as Carlisle and kidnaps Bella! Oh no! From the author of Beyond Recognition and Swapped. Tell me what YOU want to be in the epilogue!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,489 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Aro's Little Human Pet by lbj reviews
Aro adopts some pets...human pets that is.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,467 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Michael J Caboose: a Red vs Blue Tale by Alaskan Assassin reviews
Caboose From Red vs. Blue: Bloodgulch Chronicles tells us his... Story. not really his life story... yeah. that pretty much covers it... 'Or... its a key all the time... and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.'
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Time Is Running Out by Hopelessly-Blissful reviews
With graduation edging closer and closer, Bella, still trying to convince Edward to change her into a vampire, struggles with a very important decision: To accept Edward's marriage proposal and allow him to change..Changed Penname! Used to be Fangsgirl007
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,884 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007
Bored by iceprincess263 reviews
What does Jane do when she's bored? This can never be a good thing. Read and find out. Characters a little OOC. First fanfic. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Guide Me To My True Love by infinite-playlist reviews
Edward and Alice have recently begun dating. But, when twins Bella and Jasper Swan move to town, things heat up with the wrong people, and love is found in not each other, but in the new students who seem to have a secret about them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
Twilight the Musical by theenvylover reviews
Twilight rewritten as a humorous musical. Same concept as Chicago, which you don't have to see to understand. Bella sees the most dramatic parts of her life in song. i might be a horrible person because i personally think that this is friggin hilarious!XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
What not to do after reading twilight by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Things I came up with on what not to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Jasper's Secret Obsession by Kirbiness reviews
Bella and Edward are at the Cullen's house one day when they hear a strange noise coming from Jasper's Room. A series of flashbacks relating to Jasper's obsession, HARRY POTTER! CHAPTER 4 UP: HARRY POTTER OOTP MOVIE PREMEIRE, IN LONDON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Why Vampires Should Use Sunscreen by Kirbiness reviews
The Cullen's rent a private island off the coast of California for the Summer, and they take Bella with them. Find out what happens to the Cullens when they don't use UV Ray protection. Rated T to be safe. CHAPTER 3 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
New Love by luvtwilight reviews
Jacob killed Bella and the Cullens won't let Edward die. What happens when Bella's sister moves to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007
why emmett cant go out anymore! by alliegirl09 reviews
why cant emmett go to walmart you ask read and find out! funnier than it sounds! also why emmett cant go to victoria secret and the mall! keep reviewing!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Emmett and YouTube? CHAOS! by DanceToThisBeat reviews
What happens when you put a bored Emmett together with YouTube? please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007
New Moon Karaoke by LindaRoo reviews
The plot of New Moon set to the tune of Bye Bye Miss American Pie by Don McLean.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Fate Fell Short This Time by emilie whoa reviews
So, Bella, you’re a vampire but you have no idea how you got that way. What’re you gonna do? And where’s lover boy? Wow, life must hate you. [Alternate Epilogue posted]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Through A Glass Darkly by Rhiann reviews
Now I know in part, but then shall I know even as also I am known. Alice's story, PreTwilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Alice by kremmy reviews
um..basically this is alice's story starting with when she's in an insane asylum and then afterwards when she's a vampire and meets jasper and the cullens. wow. first fanfic EVER! please be gentle but also be honest! and PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006
I Need You reviews
I Think you Should Read this....I won't tell you what it is though...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
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